/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14191342
imagine being her gynecologist and treating her endometriosis

Ugly old hag

>>14191342
Imagine the smell of her vinegary undertits especially after sweating out the random stuff she eats

>>14191342
I mean, it's probably pretty easy to get a pudgy girl with early graying hair to jump in bed with your.

>>14191342
Too Jewy

>>14191351
imagine her used adult diapers fermenting in a garbage container on a hot summer day

>>14191357
I think Brad did an It’s Alive episode on that

>tfw her fiancée is some ugly loser and you realize it could have been you

>>14191365
geez anon have some self respect

>>14191354
i wish

>>14191365
i'm only saying this cause i'm kinda drunk but i am deadass better looking that him

it's almost like attraction isn't purely physical innit

>>14191354
It's not early graying, you just don't know when women naturally go grey because each one who does gets it dyed regularly to hide it and then will not admit to getting her hair dyed.

>>14191342
What's the point of living at all? Who fucking cares about anything anymore? Everything sucks.

>>14191351
heaven?

Watch this and stop being a sad weirdo

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7-HzFax9fcxbuDiKPZGdIV69N5-MszEa

imagine landing a dream job as a test cook in one of the most successful cooking magazines in the country just for them to turn you into a Youtube content mill that has to interact with a fanbase of internet weirdos you've never met.

not to mention there's no way any of these people are getting their fair share of the adsense revenue, they'd be so much better off either quitting BA and going full Youtube or telling their jew boss to fuck off and stop filming them for money.

>>14191510
They have a plum fucking gig. They aren’t roughing it in any way. Least of all Clair, her parents are fucking loaded enough to get her into Harvard for “food history”

imagine how bad her butthole reeks

>>14191560
Imagine stopping imagining that.

>>14191518
Most of them probably come from rich backgrounds because all of them did meme degrees except Sohla (economics). They said what they all majored in at the end of their stream a few weeks back and it was bullshit like French and art history.

>>14191518
having to create content on your boss's schedule sounds like a pain in the fucking ass, claire is burnt out halfway through whatever she does almost every video. if her life is so cushy she should just do Youtube full time and create content on her own schedule. she already has a bigger following than 99% of cooking Youtubers, BA is lucky she is too dumb to see that.

>>14191342
i wouldn't be able to wrap my hands around the fat rolls she keeps tucked under her apron. she is disgusting.

>>14191342
imagine laying in claires lap, her huge grey streaked bush poking up from between her closed legs, bristling the back of your neck. looking up at her, she sees you purse your lips together and she smiles. "someones hungry huh?" as she lifts up her apron and her bountiful ashkenazi milkers flop onto your face.

>>14191791
gay

>>14191791
this is the dream

>>14191791
eating her fresh baked cookies and drinking her breast milk fresh from her tits

>>14191342
Better bring your reflexology game, cuhs

My dream is coming home after a long day, cooking and serving dinner for the two of us while she googles "how 2 maek cookies and frosting wiki," her gentle braps lilting musically off her leather office chair. After dinner, she has another hour of furrowed brow research, watching unwrapped clips on youtube repeatedly without understanding how the factory can put a "D" on a cookie. She eventually resigns and comes to bed, gently snuggling into our spooning position for the night.
"I think I'll try making croissants or something with puff pastry tomorrow," I say
"What's that? I've never heard of those and I'm a pastry chef," she'll say
"Never mind, my love," I say, "I hope you have better luck tomorrow recreating dunkaroos."

>>14191791
reminds me of this one time in summer camp we all laid out on a field and we rested our head on someone's stomach and someone else rested their head on our stomach. don't remember what the point of it was but basically 13 year old me got to lay my head on an older girls stomach and another older girl laid her head on my stomach and i couldn't stop giggling and the girl that had to lay on my stomach was trying to get me to stop laughing. good times.

>>14191342
If you follow her insta you'd know she's been fully BLACKED