/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14170658
roasted pigs

>>14170658
nuggies and watermelon

i dare you to make fried chicken, mac n cheese, and cornbread

>I am having a black friend for dinner
Why would you prepare your meal a dinner?

>>14170677
It's polite to offer someone a last meal before you slaughter them. Learn some manners.

>>14170658
just bury it paprika

>>14170682
I don't k ow what kind of high class noggers you bought but I'd like to know your supplier.

>>14170658
Orange soda, chicken, colard greens, black eye peas. hot sauce.

>>14170658
I think any food would be ok just be mindful of leaving a chair and a blanket for him outside in case it gets cold

>>14170658
Ask him if he's lactose intolerant

>>14170658
indian food

>>14170658

you're wifes vagina

>>14170658
A side of some collard greens and fingerling potatoes would go well with your black friend you are eating for dinner

>>14170693
That should be grape soda.

>>14170693
There's the classic that I made on friday night and I'm not even black. Black eyed peas with green beans and spinach cooked in bacon grease. That's some tasty shit to go with some chicken.

>>14170658
Your wife.

Chitlins, fried chicken, steel reserves and cobras + a blunt. Then call the cops on him

>>14170860
No love for mustard greens?

Why don't you just fucking ask them what they'd like to eat

>>14171262
I want to surprise him

>>14171273
Even if not surprised he'll pretend to be surprised if he loves you.

>>14171253
this is what is known as Southern Hospitality

>>14171273
then ask what they like to eat other places and go from there. otherwise just prepare something you think you do well

>Relaxing
at least hide the silverware

>>14171315
>Southern Hospitality
From what I've seen is that it's fake and loaded with pretenses. At least in the north we're direct on and honest.

>>14170658
>lasagna
>enchiladas
>crab

either 3 should be a hit.

or durvs
>bacon wrapped scrimps
>armadillo egg

>>14170658
A bullet.

Serve him a noose hanging from a tree, with a side of burning crucifix.

>>14170658
purple drank

>>14170827
That would be poo and illegal in both prisons and schools.

>>14170658
Something stolen and burnt. That's their latest fad.

>>14172516
That might be from some wedding thing,
“Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed and Something Blue”

>>14170671
Then tell him that the food comes from your house keeper's recipe from when you grew up, laugh and call her a big ol black lady, "oh, that Mimaw"

>>14172529
They were from Spain in fact and retired quite wealthy.

>>14170693
>orange soda
Do you even nigger??

>>14172529
My family made sure that they retired quite wealthy.

>>14172533
Who in their right mind would want to?

>>14170658
Fried chicken, cornbread, collard greens, pig’s feet, hot sauce, watermelon, sweet tea, purple drank.

>>14172548
>HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH

yikes this thread is pretty racist

Can someone explain the difference between Southern food and black people food?

a job application

>>14170671
I wish he would make that for me I love cornbread+fried chicken

Maybe Chicken alfredo? Most people seem to like it, and majority of the time I make any kind of sauce they Immediately seem impressed

>>14170658
Fried chikn and watermelon

ask him what he likes to eat. a good steak rarely goes down poorly though

>>14170658
is it your wife's bull?

>>14170658
3 liter of grape soda and clippers to cut his overly long fingernails

>>14174332
y-yes...

Chili with black beans

>>14174332
>4 chan
>wife
almost had me pal

>>14170658
malt liquor and chitlins (whatever that is)

soul food

>>14174338
Why is it black people think cutting their nails and wiping their ass is gay?

>>14174527
because white people do it and theyre gay as fuck

>>14171211
>>14172533
https://youtu.be/gFyZoPlqMAg?t=26

>>14174636
I think you missed an apostrophe there my shit colored friend.

Just season your fucking food.
No mayo.
No raisins.
You should be good with these basic rules

A bullet

Make a nice lasagna

>>14171333
>WE'RE ASSHOLES 24/7 AND WE LET IT BE KNOWN AND WE'RE PROUD OF THAT
Yes, we are all aware. Northerners are a disease.

>>14172555
You laugh, but I'm a whi' boi and I'd gobble that shit down with a smile on my face.

>>14170693
>orange soda
>not syzzurp

>>14175125
That is a good idea, I will make it the main dish

>>14170658
I feel like this is blatant race-baiting? What does he like? Why don't you just make something you know how to make that tastes good?

If budget isn't a problem, people are hardwired to love fat and salt. You think restaurant food is healthy? Make him some pasta with cream sauce, season everything, and serve dinner with appropriate alcohol.

>>14175184
There aren't many black people where I live so I wanted to make sure my guest feels welcome

>>14175167
fuck you, i posted that hours ago.

Make shrimp and oyster poboys

>>14175195
I'm sorry I didn't see your message I'll try to be more attentive next time, thank you for sharing though

>>14172452
>>14175207

>>14175158
2005 was fifteen years ago.

>>14170658
>what food should I prepare for him?

Pressed duck.

>>14172452
>bacon wrapped scrimps

>>14175167
You could also try a salad as a side dish

>>14175407
I have no expierence with salads, I'll search for a simple recipe

>>14175436
why are you having just one guy for dinner though?

>>14170662
Clever.

>>14175457
Social distancing

>>14171333
>I CHOSE TO LIVE IN A FROZEN OVERCROWDED SHITHOLE WITH TERRIBLE WEATHER
>LOOK HOW MUCH BETTER THAN YOU I AM
The sheer level of cope in your post warms my southern heart.

>>14170658
Ask them what they would like to eat and prepare that.

>>14170658
Well being 13 percent of the population that eats 50 percent of the chicken.. chicken maybe? Or ask him was his fathers favorite dish is and make that.

>>14175490
>The sheer level of cope in your post warms my enlarged southern heart.
ftfy fatty

>>14170658
Pierogi

>83 replies
>only 3 mentions of 'watermelon'

I'm disappointed, co/ck/s

>>14176930
It's not 1930 anymore. You have to go back.

>>14170658
Either tendies or smoked salmon with rosemary potatoes

give them resumes as napkins

Ugh, this entire thread needs to be purged. Just...ARGH go back to /pol/

>>14170658
Why would you eat your black friend?

black beans, rice, plantains and spicy stewed chicken. or just buy some meats and vegetables and barbecue, blacks like cooking out.

>>14172557
Nigger

>>14177402
OBSESSED

Shitty racebait thread. Shitty racist replies. Typical.

>>14178021
>>>/pol/

>>14177508
Literally this. Can never go work with BBQ.