/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14165024
Fuck off tranny. Nobody cares about your shitty chicken breast or your twitch.

>>14165033
I care, kill yourself.

>>14165033
Not making chicken today dear <4
And g-given people often email me about these threads...well, I disagree <4


Today's dish is a simple herb and butter linguini!
This is a simple and quick side dish you can make to go along with many of your other meals!
The whole dish took less than 20 minutes to make.

Leaves us plenty of time t-to talk about your problems, Anonymous <4

>>14165037
I'm going to monitor this thread while I take a shit. I'm pretty constipated, so I'll be on the pot for a good twenty minutes at least.

>>14165036
imagine simping for a tranny on a fucking imageboard

>>14165042
Imagine thinking a woman is a tranny <4

>>14165041
B-best of luck!

Ingredients:
- 6 oz linguini
- 1/4 c butter (melted)
- 1/2 tsp parsley
- 1/2 tsp garlic (minced)
VERY easy!
You can't fuck this up.

>>14165042
go away faggot

>>14165024
I hate you and I would enjoy watching your life end on camera.

>>14165048
>20 minutes to cook linguini
>people often email me about these threads
You deserve a permaban, faggot. This isn't food or cooking, it's just an advertisement for your tranny stream or whatever. Eat a bullet.

>>14165055
Why d-do you hate me, dear? <4

>>14165056
Sorry, I don't see a stream and I'm not a tranny <4
Someone specifically requested t-this thread.

Moving on~


So in this step, you're going to mince the garlic that you have set aside and melt the butter!
You can mince the garlic to whatever size pieces you prefer.
I like really small pieces in my food.

>>14165056
>This isn't food or cooking

It's literally food and directions for cooking. You huge dumbass.

Trannies or Toxoplasmosis
Which way /ck/ man?

>>14165062
>literally food and directions for cooking
>20 minutes to cook dry pasta
At least use a trip so everyone can filter this shit so we don't have to look at your samefaggotry until your thread gets deleted.

Christ you're fucking unbearable you attention whore

>>14165061
what kind of cute bois do you like?

This just baffles me so much how people get so angry about this. It's literally just someone cooking just ignore it if you don't like it.

>>14165067
It's literally the same person, just in these he wears his girl clothes

>>14165078
It's like they forget the "return" button exists!

Fapping to this thread

>>14165078
>just ignore it if you don't like it.
i will not stand by and look away while evil occurs

>>14165075
I d-dislike attention, sorry <4

>>14165067
Not a tranny, sorry <4

>>14165076
I l-like ones who can do knife tricks~


>>14165084
There is no evil here. Don't exaggerate.


Moving on~


Bring the water to a roaring boil.
It should be boiling faster than what is shown here before you put your pasta in.
Also make sure you salt the water!

trans rights are human rights

>>14165075
Go to another thread then idiot
you fucking moron

>>14165078
God, you even type like a tranny.

Pretty flat DFC flat flat flat I love your flat chest, can we see your butt?

/ck/ has unanimously decided that we don't want you here. i can only assume this is a raid by some foreign board or discord.

>>14165085
>I dislike attention
Which is why you make these shit off topic threads, bother to put on cosplay and cover your face and put on a cutesy uwu act up. Cut the fucking crap.
I hope you get cancer.

>>14165096
Your lack of imagination is n-not evidence, dear <4
I do not do what I do for attention, and I dislike attention <4
Add the pasta to the water.
The trick to making long pasta work in a shorter pot is to let it kind of melt down in the water and push down with your spoon or pasta ladle to get it all in there.
Or you can snap it in half.

>>14165024
Bro your shoulders look very manly.

Add the garlic to the butter. Also add in the parsley.
Give it a good mix.
Set aside for just a moment.

>>14165110
>i-i'm totally cooking guise!

Now you're going to drain the pasta, but don't rinse it!
This lets the butter and herbs stick to the pasta.
If you're planning on storing it without the butter, toss it in a little olive oil.

>>14165146
Isn't it a good idea to mix in a little bit of the pasta water to help everything stick to the pasta?

>>14165146
Answer this >>14165125

>>14165163
Why are you asking him an actual question about cooking? This guy has no clue what he's doing. He literally made buttered noodles, a favorite dish of 4 year olds everywhere.

>>14165168
Sorry, not a man <4

>>14165163
Very much so <4
That said, I found it wasn't needed for such a simple recipe; the butter works just as good!

As you'll see now!
Combine the butter, garlic, herbs and pasta together!
Give it a good mix up, and drizzle a little lemon juice on it if you feel so inclined!

>>14165176
shut the fuck up faggot

>>14165181
No thank you <4 It's my thread, after all.
And with that, dinner is served!
This dish is a side dish, but it's good enough to eat on it's own!
Like I said before, this whole thing took only 20 minute, so there is no excuse!

Hi Celty! What's up with the strange covid help recently? I think you should just focus on cooking

Wow, carb and melted fat. women can't cook.

>>14165192
>20 minutes to cook linguine
For once you're right. There is no excuse.

kys degenerate tranny. sage

>>14165195
I...have always been here to help Anonymous <4
Usually with mental health problems.

>>14165199
>melted fat
>not cooked

>pasta
>not cooked
Okay boomer <4

>>14165204
Not a tranny, try again~

>>14165200
Right! That is WHY I DO SIMPLE MEALS!
Jeez, it's like /ck/ is obtuse <4

>>14165048
>a woman
God. Everyone including the sane trannies like Blaire White understand that you're not fucking women. You're trannies. You're mentally ill.You desperately wish you didn't have manly attribute syet here you are, overcompensating and trying to pretend that you're somehow better than someone who was actually born with a pair of ovaries.
Kill yourself already and get the fuck off my board with your shitty cooking. Go cut down a tree.

How much do I have to donate to your twitch to get a face reveal?

>>14165224
Learn 2 cook incel

it's boiling pasta now?

>>14165224
Sorry, your lack of imagination is not evidence <4
Prove I'm trans, and I'll leave forever <4
Until then, I'm not going anywhere.


Alright Anonymous, that's it for my thread <4
Thank you for joining me! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed making it <4

That said, I know this pandemic is taking a huge toll on a lot of people, so I am always here to talk if you want to:
Email: loveoverwhelming@gmail.com
Discord: Alice#8225
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2/

If you have medical needs, food insecurity, or even just need a game to get you through the day, please contact me, and I will do my best to get pay for it.
Yes, even if you hate me.
Yes, even if you spend the entire thread trying to tear me down.
Yes, no matter what, I am still here for you.

Have a great night, Anonymous <4
See you tomorrow, because I'm not going anywhere~

>>14165233
>See you tomorrow
You get banned every thread...

>>14165241
And yet, I come back as well <4

>>14165024
I love this costume! Thank you for doing one of these today. It's been a very bad week and this will improve it!

I want to make lots and lots of babies with Alice!

>>14165271
*smiles* It's m-my honor, Anonymous.
I unfortunately am s-streaming now, but I hope you liked my thread.

>>14165233
you talk like a man its super obvious

>>14165271
>>14165276
>samefagging this hard just to advertise your tranny stream
Fuck off.

>>14165279
>samefag
ok retard

>>14165277
>talk like a man
prove it dude

>>14165280
OP always types like a tranny. It's not like pretending to stutter in half his posts hides the fact that he's replying to himself.

>>14165192
This looks dry as fuck and yet overcooked. At least attentionfag with some effort, you mentally ill faggot.

Anons are extra mean today. Please go back to /pol

>>14165024
those are some manly hand you got there "Alice"

Seek professional help

>>14165280
>>14165282
>exactly one minute and one second apart
Yeah, totally not a samefag...

>>14165279
You're a gloomy Gus. This Fumo-matching costume almost makes me cry it's so cute. Try and appreciate the kindness that's available. It gets rarer.

I really just want an anime gf

The thought alone of a girl genuinely talking to me makes me cry. I haven't spoken to a woman I have any interest in in over 7 years, and haven't been touched by a person in over 4 years.

>>14165024
Fuck off you dumb tranny

>>14165307
>kindness
Do you also think that the BA intern who makes daily Claire braap threads does so out of the kindness of his heart? This shit is low quality advertising, plain and simple.

>>14165024
alice you stopped replying to my emails, it's okay i still love you!

>>14165024
Alice I plagiarized one of video recipes and submitted it as my own work for a school assignments thank you. I love you

>>14165024
Simple but delicious! Thanks!

>>14165310
I’d shake your hand.

I LOVE YOU ALICE <3

Fuck off, you pathetic attention whore.

>>14165420
S-sorry, I dislike attention <4

>>14165353
Ah? Send me another d-dear <4

>>14165323
Sorry, it can't be advertising, I actually r-run this at a loss <4

>>14165367
My pleasure!

>>14165033
Absolutely based my man. Fuck trannies and fuck tranny jannies.

>>14165726
your father resents you

>>14165061
Your hands are even more masculine than mine

>>14165740
Luckily, I'm not a tranny.

>>14165743
Unlikely <4

>>14165745
As you can see here, they are actually quite t-too small to be a mans hands <4 I'm below average in size, even for a woman.

But I mean, maybe t-talk to your doctor?

>>14165085
>I d-dislike attention, sorry <4
T-That's why I post the same shitty threads showing how I can't cook on 17 boards and give out my socials and email address

>>14165757
Correct <4
Sorry, but your lack of imagination isn't evidence

>>14165767
nobody likes you, imagine going through all this effort for nothing.

>>14165780
Evidence disagrees.
>>14165036
Is reading not your strong suit?

>>14165024
You're going to have to show more skin if you want more people in your threads

>>14165810
I don't want more people in my threads, I simply w-wish to help Anonymous however I can <4

>>14165855
Can you help me jerk off then

>>14165869
No.

>>14165024
It's time to let go.

>>14165873
Make me

>>14165870
Well you did say you want to help however you can
Very disappointing

>>14165754
Your hands look exactly like mine and I'm a dude.

>>14165876
You've kept this up across multiple boards for years and you're always told to go away. You will never recreate the brief moments of positive response you had on /b/

>>14165880
Did you check the actual measurement?

>>14165891
I'm not actually. This wasn't from /b/, for example <4

>>14165366
I-I'm reporting you to the dean <4

>>14165892
This isn't proof of shit and you know it. Everyone knows you are a man. I would have more respect for you if you would just be honest about your mental disorder for once. Sage

>>14165912
It's proof that my hand is smaller than the average womans and vastly smaller than the average mans.

I don't want your respect; you literally assert something wrong with no evidence and cannot conceive of your viewpoint being wrong.
You aren't worth getting respect from <4

>>14165899
pretty obvious you posted this yourself. get raped, faggot.

>>14165923
I didn't, but okay <4

>>14165927
fake and gay just like your """""""""womanhood""""""""""

>>14165974
dis man is mad

>>14165978
god i hate germans so much

>>14165982
Because they prove you wrong?
Face it. I get positive moments even on /bant/.
And they literally say I steal childrens organs and sell them on amazon.

>>14166001
/bant/ sucks, you suck

>>14166005
What about /ck/?

>>14166001
>I steal childrens organs and sell them on amazon.
wtf, I HATE alice now

>>14166011
/ck/ sucks the most of all. anybody reacting positively to you is a bonafide faggot and the opposite of cool.

>>14166017
Why?

>>14166018
they're gay

>>14166048
How?

I like these threads. I even stopped ordering take out and just make food at home instead.
It's funny seeing /ck/ seethe.

>>14166050
>>14166053

>>14166053
Right?

>>14165891
urrong

>>14165892
Post this picture again while keeping your hand and wrist straight, please.

Can you just cook and not pretend to be a 2hu?
Might just be better that way, desu.

>>14166171
Of course I do it all the time <5

>>14166167
They are straight, it's the camera that is at an angle.

>>14166176
Then make videos without all the cosplay stuff
Just film the cooking range and your arms doing the work

>>14166182
No thank you <4

>>14166187
Then how about
Wear some cooking uniform, I like that
absolutely no 2hu
I can not let you perverse my favourite thing

>>14166205
Dear, I've been doing this for a decade.
I'm not "perverse"ing anything.

Pic related.

>>14166208
>Dear, I've been doing this for a decade.
Concerning, but alright. You do what you do, dude.
This world is as terrible as it gets right now
No point in bickering over trivial things

>>14166232
I will <4 No worries.
The reason I'm posting this way is explicitly because the world is as terrible, and I want to help Anonymous <4

See here:
>>14165233

>>14166236
make some food for marisa

Since no-one mentioned it, the TNG engineering background's great! You been watching it during downtime?

Also, what's your favorite dish?
unrelated, but post your scores in PCB and MS

I'm trying to lose weight right now so a cup of butter in my pasta probably isn't the best idea. Very cute cooking tutorial though, hopefully you'll make a healthier option next time. I enjoy your threads a lot either way

>>14166442
The pasta's honestly more harmful than the butter! Use real butter and cut the carbs and you'll see positive results. I certainly did!

I think you're cool and all alice, but your behavior makes it seem like you have very little in terms of boundaries. I hope irl people don't try to take advantage of that. That being said, thank you for the recipe :)

What's your onlyfans?

>>14166410
Anon I hate to break it to you, but it's voyager.

>>14166485
OP is a man so he doesn't have an onlyfans.

>>14166545
Oof. Oh dear. Alright, thank you.

sorry alice but marisa is clearly better

>>14166587
>https://vocaroo.com/dyGE8C8lrXv
Men can have onlyfans

>>14166587
there are transwomen on onlyfans

>>14165767
>lack of imagination isn't evidence
So post your genitals with a time stamp to show you aren't a mentally ill tranny

how big is the benis?

>>14165076
A-Any boi who doesn't mind my penis in his butt

>>14166838
So post this mans onlyfans.

>>14166208

Doing it for 10 years almost makes me think it's not a tranny. What's the life expectancy post-transition?

>>14166829
Literally anyone is better than this clueless idiot, tranny or not

>>14165024
Holy shit, you got a hotplate! Nice!
Thanks, Alice <3

>>14166871
Only the 1% can afford hotplates, not trailer park trannies with AIDS and who are on disability so that's a relief

>>14166855
no, i'm the one who's asking for it

>>14165233
Honestly, your voice sounds biologically female, or someone recorded it for you, but doesn't really matter. The fact that you put effort in filming and posting this, I appreciate. But I do think the format is a bit... odd. If you're going for waifu-like, I suggest wearing less frilly clothes. it gives a forced feel or as if you're hiding something. Over the top cute-ness also becomes repulsive in some ways. Even if it is with good intentions.

>>14166876
OP is the one who doesn't create one because he wont ever show his face.

Alice I want you to bear my children

>>14166928
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but men cant bear children.