/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14160125
eat yours with just two then, no one is stopping you

>>14160130

What do you put on yours then smartass

>>14160125
That's right, ketchup and mustard is all you need

>>14160125
Ask for a seedless bun buddy, you don't need the buzz getting to you.

>>14160125
Why specifically call out Chicago dogs? There's tons of hot dogs with multiple ingredients.

>>14160125
They would be ok if the buns were studier. They tend to fall apart.

>>14160125
Filtered

>>14160125
Chicago dogs are literally the one thing Chicago ever got right. They are the best version of the hot dog.

>>14160136

lots of different things, including Chicago dogs, just ketchup and mustard dogs, sometimes over the top stunt food dogs, 7-11 chili cheese dogs. Choosing to eat the same version of something every single time is for children.

>>14160163
Your face is for children.

>>14160125
I imagine the two toppings should be ketchup and mustard in your view. Tomatoes are infinitely better than ketchup on absolutely anything

>>14160125
Chicagoan here. I take off the pickle and tomatoes and eat them separately.

>>14160125
the relish they use looks like it was made with the blue-green dyed lagoon water in my hometown

>>14160136
Spicy mustard, sauerkraut and banana peppers

>>14160125
>Hot dogs should be limited to two toppings, max.

Nope, considering the best form has three

Two options for hot dogs:

Sauerkraut and brown mustard (best for high quality dawgs)
Baked beans (best for supermarket shit)

That's it

>>14160125
>other people’s enjoyment of things angers me
whatever lady

>>14160201
Fucking square

>>14160125
Give me chicago dogs or give me death!

>>14160151
The fuck is going on with brazil?

>>14160215
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>>14160125
I grew up in Chicago. Personally, I'm not a fan of the Chicago dog, but you're still a faggot.

>>14160125
fuck you I love me a nice 'go dag

>>14160125
You are weak

>>14160125
Get fucked looser ass tastelet.

>>14160151
My favorite is a Coney using Skyline chilli.
Chicago dogs are my second favorite.
Gonna have to try a Seattle dog. Sounds cash desu.

>>14160125
Consider seppuku

>>14160125
What is that black thing in the bread?

>>14160372
You mean the pickle?

>>14160372
Poppy seeds.

>>14160151
New York Dogs are one dollar from the dude at the corner if you see him every day and say YOO ($4 for tourists) and there are no toppings and the bread's a little soggy but who cares you eat that shit like Kobiyashi while you're on the way to make some money.
Pizza is the same way, same price, except you're saying YOO to the shop guy and it's whatever they got and it's usually lukewarm cheese no toppings but that's fine, it's a dollar and you have bigger stuff to worry about.

>>14160151
I'd like to add that I'm from Hawaii and I have never had a hot dog made like this. Usually we just eat normal hot dogs or occasionally those red Portuguese weiners.

>>14160388
At the risk of sounding like a coastie stereotype, it is fucking awesome stumbling home after a night drinking in NYC and just shoveling amazing street food from every nation on earth in your face on the way to bed.

>>14160411
Fuck yeah it is. I usually stay in on weekends but I'll still wander down for some street food, weekend nights are the best time to go 'cause turnover is high as fuck so you know you're not getting shit that's been sitting around for an hour.

>>14160384
How do they taste?

>>14160478
Like salt.

>love hot dogs so much have expensive links in fridge
>run to store to get peppers
>order poppy seeds off amazon
>mfw this thread
HOW DID I DO REDDIT?

>>14160505
Looks pretty good. Needs that neon green relish though.

>>14160505
Looks like you're missing celery salt and the buns don't look steamed.

>>14160508
>>14160510
FFfff.

You are so right. This was my first time. I shall improve. I have celery salt. Relish is just Heinz. Not sure how to steam a bun with my cookware.

I shall improve.

>>14160478
more a minor tecture thing.

>>14160505
wheres the celery salt

>>14160151
Chilean completos are the patrician choice

>>14160125
>Hot dogs should be limited to two toppings, max.
For me it's a handgun and one bullet.

To shoot your faggot ass.

>>14160394
>Usually we just eat normal hot dogs
>Soy protein concentrate

>>14160596
Yeah, that's why I said OR those red Portuguese links. Like the one in the pic.

>>14160530
Honestly I can't believe you motherfuckers can detect celery salt. I am proud to know you.

>>14160640
>those red Portuguese links. Like the one in the pic.
>hawaiian winners
>made in hawaii

>>14160640
you mean linguica or chourico

>>14160411
All memes aside there's nothing wrong with street food in NYC, but the idea that it's somehow more cultured is pretty BS. NYC is one of the most gentrified areas of all, and yeah donner kebab isn't a legit Middle Eastern meal like you'd get at a restaurant that's probably more common overall in Michigan than New York.

That is really one of the annoying things about so called coasties, the ones think they have a monopoly on minorities or something. Because I'm very American, I've had conversations with friends from New York where I have to remind them I'm actually Arab on one side of my family and that they own real sit down restaurants here, not just stands to buy some cheap wraps (when they get to trying to tell me about the "diversity" and assuming all we eat here is fried bologna or something)

>>14160136
fried onions, doritos, cheese, mustard, avocado, bacon, pickles.

>>14160715
are you saying nyc pizza isn't authentic

>>14160125
Go chow down another Happy Meal you fucking lightweight.

Chicago dogs feel too much like they're tryng to make it into a sandwich and not a hot dog.

>>14160151
>sweden
At that point why bother even calling it a hot dog?

>>14160151
>new york
>dodger dog
Honestly these 2 are perfection in their simplicity. Just perfectly normal hot dogs with only a few toppings in normal buns.

ITT: tastelet fags that can't handle a little sophistication with their hot dogs.

>>14160812
No the only thing I'm saying is certain people from NYC have this weird attitude that they are more diverse than other places, as if the entire Midwest didn't have any non whites when some areas actually have more. There's a bit of crossover too.....the NY State trash are basically cousins to the Midwest, I know all about "garbage plate" fetish some of them have and they say "pop" instead of soda as well

>>14160839
There's sophistication, and then there's "hey let's see how many different kinds of shit we can pile onto this cheap sausage"

for me it's the classic catsup, mustard, relish dogs

>>14160851
so what you're really saying is that while they have bread with sauce and cheese it's nothing like the actual pizza we find in Rome, Italy

>>14160857
no one actually supports this idea it's retarded

>>14160151
Isn't a potato dog just an italian hot dog with potatoes added?

>>14160151
Honestly I'd try the Vietnam dog, it's probably pretty good
>idaho
Nigger that's just a normal baked potato you stuck a hot dog in for kicks.

>>14160660
Hawaii has a pretty big Portuguese population. They came over to work the plantations.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_immigration_to_Hawaii

>>14160695
No, I mean those fire hydrant red hot dogs made by Redondos, a company founded by Portuguese immigrants.

Although they do make linguica too.

Maxwell street polish. It's in the way they make their onions. The flavors just mingle so well together. It's simple yet irreplicable.

>>14160921
Oh yeah, and there's your two toppings. Onions and mustard.

>>14160218
Brazil? Nigga the fuck is going on with Columbia? That shit sounds like something out of scooby doo.

>>14160851
They're entirely wrong. Queens alone is one of the most diverse regions in the US. As I recall there are more languages spoken in Queens than anywhere else on the planet.

>>14160151
Norway is what broke college students eat.

>>14160950
It probably refers to their unique local flatbread. I forget the name of it. It looks just like a crepe but I was assured it's not a crepe, not least because it's savory and not sweet.

I really hate hipsters that make "sandwiches" that fail the basic task of being a sandwich. If you can't eat it with your hands without dropping shit all over or getting your hands full of bullshit, what you made is failure.

Put whatever you want on your hot dog as long as the fucking bun can actually support it without falling apart.

Oh wait, hot dog buns are the most retarded form of bread ever made and fall apart even with NO toppings! Fucking trash, all of it.

>>14161010
Hipsters are not responsible for Chicago dogs though. I'm pretty sure hipsters weren't even born yet

does that neon green relish have a special name?

>>14161057
Kind of unimaginative, I suppose, but it's Chicago style relish.

>>14161010
>doesn't like hot dogs
>spergs out about it
getting a little intimidated by the most simplest of foods there arenchya

>>14160125
Next time, if you're trying to tarnish the reputation of a food, don't post such an appetizing image of it.

>>14160196
Holy sloppy greasy sugary diarreah.

I get it it's comfort food, but it's not really appetizing nor fulfilling.

>>14160196
With a Chicago dog, the most that might fall on you is a tomato. Meanwhile this wiener will jizz all over you if you bite into it. But there is STILL nothing wrong with that. What matters most in food is whether or not you like the taste. If it's messy, so what? You can clean yourself up/use napkins/whatever.

>>14160138
>>14160163

Ketchup is for sinners

>>14160125
I don't care if it's a disgusting mess, it's 3:20 am in the morning and I could go for one of those right now.

>>14160125
chicago X is disgusting.

>>14160914
>$1.75
I mean it doesn't look amazing but for that price minus well

>>14160151
Where in Seattle do they actually serve that Seattle hot dog? I live in this hellhole and I've never heard of it.

>>14162666
Half of those don't even exist.

>>14160520
Just go to your local dollar store and get a steamer basket. Really cheap and super versatile. Pic realted.

>>14160505
Looks like a good start. I'm hungry now anon.

>>14160125
What is that perfectly dildo shaped pink plastic tube doing in the middle of the textureless untoasted bun?

>>14161277
Based.

>>14160851
Rochester fags need to GTFO with their Garbage Plates
IIRC some restaurant in Manhattan that sells that crap got shut down due to ronies
and yeah dude we all know that halal cart food isn't authentic at all but damn is it great at 2am right before you get on a train to go home. Manhattan is just weird because you can either get dirt cheap street food or go to a restaurant where you're going to spend too much, but there are plenty of reasonably priced restaurants in Brooklyn and Queens
t. south brooklyn fag

>>14161277
Based Cincinnatiposter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APFKdYMEVNE

True Hot Dog here

>>14160151
is japan the special education class of world cuisine?

>>14160136
north carolina style. onions, mustard, chili and coleslaw

>>14160125
theyrre so good actually - you are wrong op

>>14160125
It's just turning a hot dog into something resembling an italian loaf.

>>14165215
Lol wut

>>14160125
Is chili one topping or multiple? Because if it counts as more than one topping your opinion is literal garbage.

If I'm at home then mustard, relish and maybe sport peppers if I have them on hand are good. It's too much effort to prepare a chicago dog at home.

If I grab one from a restraunt I'll get all the toppings.

>>14160151
Amsterdam does everything right. Weed, legal whores, and hotdoggers.

>>14160151
Once, I had a hot dog with the usual stuff, but also with french fried onions. It transported me to a world I had never known existed before.

Hot dogs should have diced onion, sweet pickle relish, ketchup, and neon yellow mustard. Everything else is doing it wrong.

>>14165438
Says who? I like my hot dogs with tuna, corn and mayonnaise. Prove me wrong.

>>14165438
Ketchup on a hot dog is wrong. That's why you need the tomatoes.

>>14160125
Sometimes I like them as is when they have been grilled with charcoal. Then you can enjoy the charcoal flavor.

>>14165466
Just... by themselves? With nothing else at all? Such savagery...

dog
toasted bun
german mustard
sauerkraut
dill relish

simple as

Fun fact: California is home to two different local hot dog chains called Casper's Hot Dogs and Kasper's Hot Dogs. They serve the exact same menu of hot dogs but they're separate companies that claim to be the real deal while the other is a copycat.

>>14160196
this

>>14166703
I used to get Caspers at stores, pretty good brand. Schwarz makes the best I've tried though.