/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14150062
Don't wash the eggs and they'll last longer.

>>14150062
Just jerk off onto the eggs and raise yourself some chicken children.

>>14150062
Any portuguese pastry or dessert, they tend to use loads of eggs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fios_de_ovos

Minced ham and eggs is like a whole new level of egg.

>>14150074
I don't, but it's still only like a month, right? That's definitely a benefit of fresh eggs though. Saves a lot of fridge space.
>>14150080
Interesting. Might try it.
>>14150088
Yeah it is. Kinda burnt out on it though.

>>14150101
A month if you don't refrigerate, like four months if you kept unwashed but do refrigerate them. If you're getting eggs to quickly, why not give a few away to family / friends?

>>14150118
We have no friends to give to. Except my mom, but her friends are a bunch of assholes, and I'd rather throw them away.

>>14150062
If you cover eggs in Vaseline they will keep pretty much indefinitely in a cool dark place. And make frittata or quiches, dumbass. Or meringues. Or flourless cakes.

>>14150062
Pickled eggs

>>14150131
>but her friends are a bunch of assholes, and I'd rather throw them away.
You're a person with principles. I like that.

Cabanero, shakshuka, add hard or soft boiled to ramen and salads or use it to bread meat.

>>14150062
Bright ass idea absolute dummy, you can keep the chickens as pets instead of animal product machines. Omnivores are stupid they're like straight people who need to pop out a kid once a year

I crack my eggs into vacuum packs and then freeze them in a monitored -80 freezer. Shelf life is increased to 6 months.

scrambled eggs

egg salad

>>14150062
Meringues
Mayonnaise
Custard

Icecream
cake
custard
increasing the amount of eggs in most recipes does ruin them. Need to experiment to your tastes.

>>14150079
does this work?

>>14150062
sell/give them to your neighbours

>>14152219
Fuck off, vegan. Even with your retard vegan mentality, how is is wrong to keep chickens, treat them right, and harvest/eat their eggs? They're living a good life, and the owner gets to eat the eggs.

>>14150101
Make sure you keep them isolated.
There's gonna be birdshit on the eggs, so you're not gonna want that shit to be mingling with everything else in your kitchen

>>14150062
Isn't Japanese cheese cake heavy on eggs?

>>14152219
Stop being a tedious person.

>>14150062
three eggs in a hot pan
throw on some cumin
mix in some onions and garlic to taste
onto a medium tortilla
top with cottage cheese if you want
also try the 100 ways to cook an egg thing
don't have the URL handy, but it proves taste is relative to texture

>>14150062
eggs are good until the float in water. also they can be frozen, crack them in to an ice tray, freeze them and put them in a freezer bag.

>>14153385
OP has a issue with having TOO MANY EGGS. And he knows it but he keeps overproducing. You turned it into a anti vegan argument than the solution I offered. Keeping it as a pet instead of making it produce eggs you dont need because you have too many


Baittastic

>>14150062
this isn't a recipe but cracked eggs + shells can make good fertilizer when buried

an option to consider

Flan
Quiche

>>14150062
start making pasta.

>>14153460
You know that chickens produce them regardless, right? It's not like you can stop them, even if they're pets, and you have no intention of taking them.

I think a pound cake can use 6 eggs. Make a couple of pound cakes in those disposable loaf pans and freeze em.

Get disposable muffin tins and make breakfast egg scramble muffins to freeze as well; eat em for breakfast

Crack an egg on your dog’s kibble. Omega-3’s and healthy fats to keep his skin and coat nice.

Make tamagoyaki, egg dumplings, egg custard tarts, scallion pancakes—have a super eggy dim sum for dinner

Flan, creme brûlée, caramel custard

If it were me though, I’d just eat a stack of poached eggs on grilled toast for every meal. It’s one of my favorite things.

>>14153609
what's he supposed to do with a pound of cake?
be helpful or leave

>>14153614
Imagine being this fucking stupid.

>>14152219
Is this why you have no friends, vegincel?

>>14153931
Have your high school friend still kept in touch with you? But dont answer that because mods

>>14153460
OP produces too many eggs.. Galaxybrain vegan.

>>14150062
egg some nerds

>>14153937
Mods! We have a pedo! First it was the eggs, now he wants high schoolers from 10 years ago!

>>14153938
I didnt want to nitpick my post for ten minutes donkey

>>14150062
6 or more raw in a glass. Hold your nose and down it like a man.

>>14153946
I meant "doxing and asking for personal information"

bake a fuckton of blini (eggs+milk+flour, pinch of salt and a a tablespoon of sugar per 3eggs)

make egg stuffing for blini and also pirozhki (just small buns) - hard-boiled eggs chopped, add some scallions, opptionally a bit of butter and pepper

>>14150062
Egg and fetta cheese filled peppers

>>14150062
hardboil a dozen, you can keep them like that or take the shells off and pickle them. Quick and tasty snack. Put them on a salad or sandwich, boom.

Also baking is a great way to use eggs, choux pastry (like for creme puffs) uses several eggs. Custard and meringue work well together, one requires lots of yolk and the other lots of whites. Lemon curd is also yolk heavy, long keeping and great on bread or yogurt.

Savory wise, make a quiche or big boy omelette.

put them in a container at the front of your home with a sign "free eggs"

>>14150062
Eat then raw.

worth a try maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5XfwA6cYDo

>>14150131
Make 5 gallons of mayo and send it to her asshole friends.

>>14150062
make long eggs

>>14154915
It's the...eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up! to the challenge of our rival...

>>14156099
That was your channel, right? I assume you have ADHD, because I do, and I do that trailing off, and long pauses thing that you did in the video. Interesting food concept. Never heard of it before.