Doesn't his nose get irritated from snorting so much hot sauce? Or does he have two mouths?

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Anonymous Mon May 25 05:02:46 2020 No.14146008 [Reply] [Original]

Doesn't his nose get irritated from snorting so much hot sauce? Or does he have two mouths?

>>	that's good Mon May 25 05:04:06 2020 No.14146014 Maybe he puts the hot sauce inside from his snout?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 05:24:14 2020 No.14146054 File: 49 KB, 400x490, DlXbhljX0AAiBWc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the 'vark never lack

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 05:39:17 2020 No.14146080 >>14146008 FUCK CALARTS

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 14:10:49 2020 No.14147685 >>14146008 Only true /ck/ oldfags remember the vark meme

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 14:14:58 2020 No.14147706 >>14146008 >He doesn't snort his hawt sawce Pleb

Anonymous Mon May 25 14:24:29 2020 No.14147745
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>>14147685
Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 14:26:02 2020 No.14147756 >>14146008 STOP POSTING THIS SHIT KIKES STOP STOP STOP I DONT WANT UR VARG SAUCE OK I DONT I DONT WANT ANY

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 14:43:57 2020 No.14147849 >>14146008 They snort hundreds of live ants at once through that thing; hot sauce probably ain’t shit to them.

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