/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14137703
Your mom.

>>14137718
OP ethered

>>14137718
Checked

>>14137718
*claps*

>>14137718
ROASTED!!! OH SHIT!!

frying panettone in a lot of butter

also panettone was not worth buying online. I got meme'd

I just sip sriracha from the bottle sometimes through the day

>>14137703
what kinda cake is that

>>14137718
My mom is pretty fat I'll give you that.

>>14137703
Deep fried bounty bars because I thought the coconut would be a better dessert after fish than the usual caramel nougat

>>14137703
This is all in one day.

Had 2 double cheeseburgers, 2 Spicy McChickens, Large Fries, Large Milkshake. Ate an entire Dominos pan pizza plus chocolate lava cakes. Later that day had a large Sonic Milkshake, their cinnabons, and some mozzarella sticks. After that I ate an entire cheesecake with some chocolate milk.

>>14137718
Please anon take a seat, i want to talk to (you)

>>14137703
Ate whole pizza by myself. Thin crust is so good I can't stop eating

>>14137750
A cheesecake eaten American style

I ate 5 McDoubles in a row. Sat there afterwards and kinda had a "holy shit" moment.

>>14137783
Based

Back when I was super depressed and living on my own, every day I would go to the local supermarket and just get a metric tonne of cheap and nasty comfort food, gorge it, go back the next day. Things I used to buy without fail:

>5 pack of cookies
>Chocolate cereal
>Random biscuits
>Frozen pizza
>2L bottle of coke
>Chocolate bars

I did this for weeks on end, legitimate mental illness and addiction.

>>14137718
lol based

>>14137872
how were your shits

>>14137703
I ate an entire tin of chocolate frosting in one sitting once. Had some shortbread cookies too, but not enough for the whole tin so I had to eat the rest of the frosting with a spoon.

>order daily 2 pizzas, 2 bags of fries and a liter of chocolate milk
>feel like ice cream at midnight, order pint of ben and jerrys and another half liter of chocolate milk to reach delivery minimum
>feel like mcdonalds at 3am, bike there and get a big mac meal and large chocolate shake
went from 85 to 125 kg in like 5 months, i lost it and im back at 88 now but that was a bad time. had insane nuclear napalm shits the next day too.

>>14137718
Holy fuck

>>14137703
Made crepes with extra butter (dripping), rolled them up with cheese, layered them in a pan, covered the pan in cheese and baked it. I thought it would be awesome, but it was just sort of gross and didn't really taste like anything.

>>14137718
lol

>>14137703
in high school I ate 12 donuts in one sitting

>>14137703
ate an entire box of spaghetti, whole jar of sauce, eight pieces of garlic bread and three bowls of salad

>>14137872
>depressed
>eating
lol

gained 300lbs in 7 years

Ate entire gallon of ice cream in one day

>>14137703
just now I used butter and the-grease-of-many-bacon-strips-as-they-cooked for a meal I ate minutes ago. I shredded potatoes in a cheesegrater and dried them with a towel, cooked bacon in a cast iron and then fried the hash crispy in the grease right after. meanwhile I used butter and some poured-off excess grease to sautee an onion in the stainless-steel, and I cracked two eggs into a cut-off-rim-of-a-tin-can for a nice flippable eggpatty. Salt and black pepper throughout. I woulda incorporated an orange cheese somewhere if I had one but what I think I most wish I had was to serve with fresh spinach leaves, they do well to sop up and balance all the rich frying fats, maybe with some fresh tomato slices, just for some textural variety.

>>14137718

Multiple Frozen sausage patties wrapped in a flour tortilla with ketchup as a snack.

>>14138079
kek thats about a pound every 9 days you fat loser

>>14137783
How? Soupy work out a lot?

Peanut butter is actually a good condiment on hot dogs.

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>>14137718
fpbp

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>>14137703
I ate a bunch of edibles before my father-in-laws 75th birthday dinner. I had a stuffed veal chop for dinner. When they came around to clear the table the waiter commented that one person usually doesn’t finish that.

>>14137718
blown the FUCK out, kek

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>>14138029
how did you get back to 88 and how fast; was it terrible and what's the secret to not having a miserable life while losing it quick?

I once got super high ate two mcdoubles, two hot and spices, and two medium fries; then I ate an entire cinnamon roll package. Like one of those cheap ones you buy at Walmart. The shit later was extremely painful and happened at 3am. Never again.

>>14137783
Do Americans really...?

>>14137718
include me in the screencap!! xD

include MEEEEEE

>>14138296
They must be very proud of the druggie who married their gay son

>>14137734
Are you bauducco anon?

Was this thread intentionally made to be shared on the best of reddit? I've heard stories on here on fabricated threads intentionally created to be shared on there.

>>14138336
that was actually my second time losing a large amount of weight. i'd lost 25 kg a few years before in about 6 months and it was pretty hard. i was biking around 200 km per week and in a 1000 calorie deficit. the second time it took me like a year and a half cause i was doing way less physical exercise and wasnt in as much of a deficit and i also had periods where i did fuckall. to me the best secret is biking because it's fun, not as hard as running and burns a considerable amount of calories.

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BASED

>>14138667
hell yeah

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>>14137718
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!!!!

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>>14137718
include me in the screencap

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>>14137718
Very nice leddit screencap, bait.

>>14137718
LMAO HOW WILL OP EVER RECOVER

>>14137718
Picture of OP's vital signs.

Went to MacDonalds today and ordered a Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, small fries and the biggest diet Coke. Ate in my car at a park watching the river flow by. It was tasty.

I'm a fucking depressed loser.

>>14137703
I've made peanut butter sandwiches out of the fudge poptarts when I was younger

>>14137703

Your Mom.

>>14137718
bwahaahaahha

One whole catering tray of baked ziti

>>14137718
Can't wait to see this on reddit.

>>14137703
Lately? I've eaten a whole pint of ice cream in a single sitting

>>14137718
gottem

>>14139010
>only 1 pint
Get that weak shit outta here

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I like to think that this post was made by some 54 year old guy.

>>14137718
This isn't even funny, you idiots are just desperate for an epic screencap moment.

>>14137703
My last relationship.

I used to pig out on fast food with my ex and watch movies/anime.

I'm talking separate pizzas,wings,a shared cheesebread and dessert, washed down with soda.

2 10lb things of wings and soda

family style chicken parmasean for 2

wendys when they had the loaded frosty (oreos n choco syrup)with a combo

taco bell back when they had the dessert pies. I'd buy one for now and one for later and eat at least 3 burritos and 3 tacos.

I still fucking love binging but I got way too fat from all that. Starting to lose weight to get /fit/

>>14139099
Calm down op

>>14139029
maybe it was OP's dad

>>14137703
.As a preteen latchkey kid I would come home from middle school alone, make a huge bowl of buttered popcorn, pour a giant glass of mountain dew, and play shitty newgrounds porn or habbo hotel until my parents came home.

Pisses me off because I was twiggy as shit that whole time then right before the hormones kicked in I started giving a shit about what I ate and not doing shit like that anymore, but I immediately ballooned up because estrogen go brrrrrr

>>14137718
not bad

>>14139099
Why you lying you know it's funny

>>14137703
I took a sizeable bite out of a wedge of pecorino romano, I do not regret it.

>>14139029
Not my post but I'm older than that.

Your Mom.

>>14137703
mix butter, peanut butter and white sugar syrup, eat with spoon

>>14137718
OP fucking ANNIHILATED

>>14137703
I ate a whole chocolate cake by myself + 2 packs of oreos on my birthday. Got prediabetes shortly after lmao, reversed it with strict keto afterwards, took like 2 years or so.

>>14137703
After my dad died I fell into a depression and ballooned up to 335 pounds. My intake was easily 4000 calories a day.

>Chocolate peanut butter cookies for breakfast
>Chocolate bar and chocolate milk for break
>Take out for lunch
>Take out for dinner
>At least 2 litres of soda a day
>More snacks until I went to bed, chips, cookies, chocolates

Coupling that with going to the strip club and/or massage parlour 4 times a week I got fat and ran up 20K debt on the credit card.

6 years later I've cleared up the debt and gotten down to 260 pounds.

>>14137703
Your mom also

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>>14137703
Once I stuck a garden hose in my asshole to make my stomach as big as possible because a girl I'd been talking to had an inflation fetish, and I wanted to get laid.

I ate an entire Domino's deep dish pan pizza and two lava cakes and washed it down with like 4 diet mountain dews.

I am not proud of my teenage years.

>>14139801
Did it work?

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>>14137718
Lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/gpgc1g/anon_eats_fat_mom/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

>>14137703
his Mom

>>14137718
kaboom OP btfo

>>14139866
It made my belly bigger than it's ever been.

Didn't get laid though. I creepily messaged this girl on an askreddit thread where she said she was really into getting assfucked. Turned out she only lived 125 miles away. We had more in common than any of the long term relationships I've ever been in, and we did some pretty depraved things for eachother on Skype for a few weeks. Then her bipolar switched to depression mode and she decided she couldn't start a relationship because she lived with her parents, her mom had cancer, and was likely to lose her job for taking too much sick time, and they were gonna have to move to her uncle's place in Oklahoma.

>>14139108
Sounds like it's a good thing she's your fucking ex. Honestly, how do people choose food over sex>?

>>14137718
HE NEEDS SUM MILK!

>>14140343
You can eat in public without being arrested.
Well, you used to be able to. Fucking corona.

>>14137703
I went to 2 Chinese takeout restaurants back to back. There's one place near me that has great fried rice and chow mein but mediocre meat dishes and another place that has great meat dishes but mediocre rice and noodle dishes

So, I went to one place to buy fried rice and chow mein then to the other to by general tso's chicken and mongolian beef then ate them all together at home.

>>14138954
That's really not much though. I'll get a big mac meal and 20 nuggets. No I'm not fat

>>14140651
>No I'm not fat
prove it

I'm not proud of this, but I'm going to share it with the rest of you.

>used to work in a spanish restaurant downtown
>was fancy
>all the food was spanish except for the obvious french fries and burgers and chicken wings that everyone likes eating today
>so my chef gets a call in advance for some guy who wants ribs
>ribs aren't on the menu
>but he makes it anyways cause this is that kind of place
>spends a long time making these ribs, they turn out great
>makes his own bbq sauce for them as well since we don't carry it normally
>dude literally takes 1 bite and sends them back
>didn't like the sauce
>I haven't eaten dinner yet and I've been salivating over these ribs for an hour or two
>so chef throws them away
>garbage is full and there was clean plastic on top of the trash pile
>I take the garbage out
>the ribs are still warm, they haven't actually touched the trash
>I devour them behind the dumpster
>feel absolutely pathetic while doing it but fuck it, who cares
>they're so fucking good
>go back inside and no one suspects a thing
>the perfect crime

>>14137718
Put me in le screencap pls I wanna b famous on reddit

>>14137718
I really, really, really like this post.

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>>14137703
>fattest thing you've ever done
Overdoing salad dressing (homemade, 25% fat)
Eating fries with mayonnaise occasionally
>tfw enough pleasure from homemade, balanced and tasty food

>>14137703
One time I went to a Chinese buffet & put a mountain of chow mein & crab legs on my plate, it seriously must've weighed 5+ pounds. I sat down & just as I was about to start eating, one of the employees said "ohhhh so good prate for big boy yum", I pushed the plate off the table & left without paying. Fucking cunt bug people. Sure I'm over 400 but that's no reason to Target your customers.

>>14140907
Dont larp

>>14140907
No fat fuck would waste food like that
Larp harder

>>14140907
>ohhhh so good prate for big boy yum
this fake but lel

>>14140942
It's pasta

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>>14140947
not recognizing copypasta

>>14137726
underrated

>>14138476
Project harder

>>14138484
Wouldn't surprise me in the least. It's also common for people to copy and paste shit from reddit on here.

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>>14137703
went to three different fast food places so I could have one from everywhere

>>14138029
>gorge yourself on a light american snack
>bike anywhere
Fake and gay.

>>14137718
lel

>>14137718
reddit tier humor

No.14137718
>40 replies to an unfunny joke just for a forced le ebin screencap moment

>>14139252
Post tits

I had so little self control that whenever I baked cake I ate the whole thing instantly. For example Donauwelle (pic related), whole baking tray >6000kcal, felt like vomiting for days afterwards

>>14137703
I overdid bulking in an effort to increase my weight and increased meal portions
gained like 10kgs in a month
pretty sure that isnt healthy

Ate a burger with TWO slices of cheddar. I'm such a pig.

>>14141594
Lighten up, asshole.
Would you rather have 40 replies going "I came here to say this"?
Because they all did. They all opened the thread to make that one very obvious joke. So did I.

Back when I lifted 2+ hrs every other day I would come home from the gym and eat a pound (dry weight) of pasta and 2 diced chicken breasts with a giant jar of alfredo sauce for gainz. I'm a manlet so I'd have to really force that shit down and I'd feel awful and couldn't move for like 4 hours afterward.

>>14141594
Well, it was also the first post, get over yourself your post was just as invaluable

>>14137741
based

>>14141643
>Because they all did
No "they" didn't. At least half of those is anon samefagging for le ebin screencap. And that's being generous.

>>14137718
F

>>14137872

I do that about 6 times a year. Just one weekend/friday night where I buy cheap comfort food crap and eat it all in one sitting. It's cheaper than having a take-away.

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>>14138233
Based.

>>14137729
Lurk moar

>>14141094
I don't think you know what projection is

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>>14137718
You won the interwebs, sir.

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samefag

>>14137718
Deserved (You)s for a change.

>>14137703
deep fried pizza dough like cookies
only managed to eat three until i started feling really sick and got super sweaty so i laid in bed for a couple hours then threw it all away

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>>14137718
Beautiful

>>14140685
You did nothing wrong.

>>14138180
This isn't as fattening as you think

>>14138029
>order daily 2 pizzas

how could you afford to order food daily?

>>14137703
would eat boxed pizzas for breakfast, dinner, and supper for weeks on end.

>>14140685
Correct course of action
Fuck food waste

>>14137703
Eat a whole pumpkin pie in one sitting.
>>14137718
OP eternally BTFO

>>14137718
Zing

>>14137718
wow.

>>14137703
I terrorized the town of Wichita for 3 decades with my unique style of bondage themed sexual sadism and extreme violence.

B t k . . .

>>14140685
I refuse to believe he would work all day on those ribs and not just take them home himself

>>14143335
You in prison, Rader. You can't shit post on 4chan from prison.

>>14137718
Posting in legendary thread

>>14137718
I'm a well adjusted adult and these mom jokes still get me.

>>14137718
HAHAHHAA PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP GUYS HAHAHA LOL LMFAO ROFLMAO xDDDDDDD SEE LOOK HOW MUCH I CONTRIBUTED PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME PLEASE DADDY PLEASE I NEED SELF WORTH

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>>14137718
I bet these posts were either made by a samefag or two faggots who yiff on discord regularly “ironically”

>>14140343
>implying I was the guy in the relationship.

Honestly, I've been doing fine with just toys and husbandos, but I want kids now. Some guys might like chubby girls but it seems like they don't like ME chubby for more than one thing, so I'm doing it the low carb/calorie county way.

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>>14143489
this

>>14143761
Show pics. I'll give you babies.

Tried OMAD and stocked up on ice cream. Broke immediately and ate 3 quartz in one night.

>>14137703
i ate 500grams of jelly beans in 1 night.

>>14143761
Post tummy

>>14137703
your Mom

>>14143761
high five anon, been doing the same thing though i'm just about out of my babymaking window
keep up the good work

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>>14144038
>Post tummy

What he said

>>14140053
>she only lived 125 miles away
>only 125 miles
>only

Laughs in European

>>14137718

I once ate at dennys on purpose

>eat a whole 7/11 pizza
>sprinkle chips over it for some crunch
>take taquito and roll a slice around it
>dip rolled up taquito/pizza/chip combo in ranch or cheese sauce

Made a sandwich out of butter and lunchmeat.

Not just buttered bread; buttered every slice of meat.

>>14144092
Your mom.

>>14137718

2 large dominos pizzas
2 litter soda

in like 3 hours

honestly I felt amazing

>>14137718
Nice

>>14137718
Bro..

>>14137718
GOT EEM

>>14137703
Ate five dozen eggs

>>14144145
jfc

Once ate 5 big macs, I was 11
Getting those rotisserie chicken from walmart, stripping the meat and putting it on a sandwich with mayo and cheese
Ordering a double meat and cheese seafood from subway, loading it up with salt pepper mayo
Used to make milkshakes, milk, vanilla ice cream and boat loads of oreos in a blender
Now that I think about it, this is pretty tame compared to some of you monsters

>>14137703
cheesy bacon-wrapped sausage
wrapped in ground meat
wrapped in bacon
spinkled with cheese
baked

it was ok while fresh, but disgusting after warming up the next day

>>14143489
stop posting any time

>>14137703
a whole carton of ice cream and a carton of breyers ice cream from the supermarket. done it several times at beginning of pandemic. mmmmm

>>14137718
Oh snap, put me in the screencap

>>14145840
meant a whole cake plus a whole thing of ice cream

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>>14143499
Nah, you guys are just bitter that you were too late to make the joke

>>14145603
Your parents allowed you to eat 5 bug macs at 11. Did you grab them off a tray at a McDonald's birthday party or something?

>>14137718
Dios mío...

>>14139525
Bruh that’s rough, glad life has turned around

>>14137718
Sticky this

>>14137718
THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY

>>14145543
MY WHAT A GUY THAT GASTON!!!

>>14137703
Put away a new-yorker size pizza for dinner, had a bag of crisps for dinner then made hotdogs for a midnight snack, while boozing up and living a sedentary lifestyle.

>>14138078
Depends why you're sad. I lost 10kg (22lb?) from 80kg to 70kg in less than a month after I caught my ex with a dude in our back yard. Whereas if I'm generally dysphoric and bored I'll eat for a hit of feel good which leads to putting on weight long term.

>>14143812
Aaaaa..
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>>14144055
You don't want to see it

>>14146599
>not tits
>no timestamp

>>14146599

Reminds me of my ex.

>>14146599
I WANT FUCK YOU SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>14140685
As long as you're telling the truth about there only being clean plastic beneath, the only thing wrong with this is the societal pressure against doing it.

>>14137703
When I was a teenager we would occasionally go to buffets and I would cram 3 plates of food down my throat. Go vomit and come back for another 2 or 3.

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>>14146804
I bet you still never made the cheerleading squad, though. Fattie.

>>14146820
Nope just endlessly harassed by a football coach who put so much starch in his shorts they might as well have been made of metal.

>>14146599
i hope you manage to lose the weight and turn into stacey :)

>>14139801
Based inflationbro

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>>14146599
Look like every other broad in her mid twenties to early 30s

>>14145865
No, my great uncle was old and way too nice for his own good, so we'd get him to do shit like this. He's the reason my friends and I got to see the south park movie in theaters

>>14146897
Eugh, what is that

>>14143761
Post husbandos

>>14146624
Sanjay shouldn't you be worrying about corner shop with Gita?

when i dude weed i just start eating lumps of pure muscavado sugar

>>14147929
I don't want to derail but the main ones are in the my hero fandom.. with the latest chapter I'm getting into Shigaraki again.

Another main one is from the Otome game Obey Me..Lucifer. He looks like Sebastian..which is perfect imo.

>>14148085
Do Japs not like big arms? They always overdevelop the chest and core but neglect the arms

>>14148085
idk why of these but
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14140685
I just have a hard time believing someone would call a "Spanish" restaurant demanding ribs, and the restaurant agrees to make it and the person who demanded the special order turned the food away after a single bite.

>>14146599
I expected worse

Now post tits

>>14146599
Is this where the penis goes inside?

I’m virgin

Every Sunday morning for like 5 months I'd go the grocery store and get two chocolate donuts, a big bag of kettle chips, 2L of chocolate milk and consume it all in a sitting

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>wanting to see the body parts of a tyranny
Oh how the might have fallen

I ate a whole litter of ice cream and two cheese burgers with a bunch of chips.
I just stopped caring about eating healthy, we will all die one day regardless of what we do and we will all die alone regardless of who we are with.

>>14140685
Based raccoon anon

>>14137718
Bazinga

>>14149225
Nope. that's for tongue action.

>>14146897
Who is that ugly man?

>>14150148
You, from the future anon...

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>>14140907
This is pretty great

in dotonburi I ate miso ramen after filling myself with strong zeroes, takoyaki and okonomiyaki

Over the course of three days I think I binged on this party platter of these sandwich rolls. There were probably at least 40 of these shitty little rolls. They were so good, but were probably nightmarishly awful for my body.

>>14137718
MY DUBS CONFIRMS THIS IS THE META

>>14137718
FPBP

>>14150733
Ooooh sheeeiiiittt

>>14137703
I bought the 2 Nachos Bel Grande for 10$ with the intent to eat both at once but I got full after one, I guess I'm not the pig I used to be.
But I did drink both Baja Blasts.

>>14147935
damn thats depressing

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>>14150733
nice

>>14140685
My story is similar, but a bit sad...
Instead of a fancy restaurant, it's a student house. There's only 3 people, including me, and we live in separate rooms.
One day I was so hungry I ate the rest of a pizza I found in the kitchen trash can...
It was on top of a plastic bag, and I made sure it was clean, and it was really good.
But later that day I felt so bad and miserable... I felt like crying thinking about what would my mom think of me

>>14140685
t. George Costanza

>>14137718

9 cans of chef Boyardee ravioli and beefaroni one after another. Didnt cook them either.

5 packs of ramen including soy sauce. Turned out to be 3 days worth of sodium in one sitting.

>>14151087
I once ate leftover SuperBowl food directly out of the trash and didn't care that my roommate & his gf were watching me. Afterwards I went to my room & cried myself to sleep. I fucking hate myself and my pitiful life.

>>14151201
It's all gonna be ok Pepe :)

>>14151201
Is this a meme?? Lol dude it's not so bad. You didn't kill anyone.

>>14140685
If they didn't serve ribs, why did they have ribs?

>>14137734
Pandoro is better

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>>14137718
holy SHIT. I’m thinking that this poster is BASED!

>>14151297
Yeah. Basic mom jokes is what makes this site great. It's not normalfag shit at all.

>>14137718
>All those samefag replies
4chan is done for

>>14144145
This is how you fat

>>14137718
HA GOTEM

>>14141473
your face is reddit tier humor

>>14137703
i ate an entire loaf of full wheat bread, raw, no cutting, just teeth.

>>14137718
OP in tatters lmao

>>14137718

a bunch of these were reblogged for posterity
>https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/
sincere thanks to the authors, your work is appreciated

You guys ever pick up shit from the streets?
Like everytime I see a pack that still has cookies/biscuits or some bread that isn't dirty, sometimes I even find some booze from people that didn't finish a bottle and just left it there, except if it's beer.

>>14143111
i was trading csgo skins while in uni and making 2000-3000 euro a month

>>14151328
>perfunctory witticism
>WOOOW HE KILLED THAT MAN DEAD
Is this what Reddit is like?

>>14137718
epic

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>>14152118
who cud tell but 4chan do be like that

>>14137703
Ate a large double whopper meal and felt like I wanted something more. Got a triple-decker burger from the same burger king. I still look back on this moment and cringe with shame. Just dumb gluttony when I was younger. Awful.

Ate an entire box of harvest crunch with a litre of milk in a salad bowl.

Most I ate in one sitting from recent memory was:

Honey mustard jackfruit w/ hashbrown "tortillas" + the works. About 4 of them

Whole bowl of rajma masala + a whole bowl of rice

About one blocks worth of pana white chocolate (3 of them) + 200g of date and peanut butter fudge

Tjhere was a fourth component but I got tunnel vision somewhere between the tortillas and rajma, I think a plate of steak cut chips w/ gravy but again I digress.

>>14137872
Did you drink or smoke weed or anything?

I crave junk when I am depressed too but I think its more cause I associate it with booze

>>14153445
I think in my mind I was thinking I could have ate the chips too If I had some.

>>14137718

>>14137718
I almost don't want to give this a (You) because it's such an easy answer, but everyone else is doing it and I want to belong

I once ate the $15 McDonalds group meal by myself, to see if I could. Which contains
>2 Quarter Pounders with cheese
>2 medium fries
>10 mcnuggets

And probably something else I'm missing. I felt sick afterwards because I am not a fat man, I'm only 163 lbs, and I'm 5'11'' so it's not exactly compressed weight.

>>14137703
I once (more than once) accidentally 2/3rds of a pan of pumpkin delight

>>14137718
How will OP ever recover?

>>14137703
I spike my milk with cream and put extra beef tallow in all my soups, stews, chili and such.

2 big bags of lays chips for breakfast + a bottle of orange juice.. Then got up to make some real breakfast, eggs sausages and tea
Finished it up with some chocolate...
And then went to take a nap
Woke up with the driest mouth ever
Disgusting days that got me fat as I was underweight all my life and let myself go because of some stupid stress
I'm back to normal weight now and whenever I go over a certain number I start to count calories

>>14137703
>thread still up
>>14137718
>post still there

Every day for about a year I'd eat a bowl of alternative layers of bacon/cheese with eggs fried in bacon grease on top, then more cheese on top, and finally I'd spoon the leftover bacon grease over the top to melt the cheese and create a greasy bacon egg cheese soup type thing. Would usually poke the yolks to run out, then after eating the eggs, mix a quantity of mayonnaise with the grease in the bottom of the bowl for dipping the bacon in.

>>14154158

Sounded lovely until
>finally I'd spoon the leftover bacon grease over the top

Nah m8, that's a step too far for me

>>14154158

Sometimes I'd skip the eggs though

>>14154168

I also liked to put alternating layers of pepperoni and shredded cheese in the microwave

>>14154168
if you squint it looks like pepe raping a newt

>>14154174

Even better to add a few string cheese sticks, you can't see the pepperoni but you can see the red pepperoni grease floating out

>>14137703
When I was experimenting with keto I intentionally gained weight to measure the rate of weight loss from keto.

I did this multiple times (to ensure scientific integrity of the data gathered) and I called these "Garbage Weeks."

I ate entire large pizzas, full 2L of pop, large servings of poutine (Canadafag detected), large bags of chips, etc etc etc. It was a monumental effort but I was committed.

In the end I confirmed that yes keto works. I went on a strict keto diet (sub-20g of carb daily intake) for one week, then one week off ("Garbage Week"), and then one week back on. Eventually I settled on keto and lost a bunch of weight before getting sick of it.

>>14154187

The cheese/bacon/pepperoni things were usually something I made while waiting for some skin-on chicken thighs to braise in the grease from the previous month of cooking chicken thighs every day. I'd start by braising them in stock, then eventually the stock would evaporate and be replaced by chicken drippings. After a few months of that, instead of cleaning the glass dish, I'd just throw it away and buy a new one.

After braising, I'd bake the chicken in a castiron to get the skin crispy, then wrap in bacon and bake that until the bacon got crispy. Usually ate with mayo.

>>14154168
>>14154174
>>14154187
Eww, IF you where to add some bread and not cook it in the microwave it would be more acceptable, still pretty damn nasty, I mean it's just pure fat

>>14137703
eat a large pizza with just my gf

>>14154203
>one test subject
>scientific integrity
Pick one, and only one.

>>14154326

bread's not keto

>>14137718

>>14137718
Have my upboat

>>14137718

>>14137718
LE EPIC!!!

>>14137718
70 iq joke

>>14155158
0 iq post

>>14137718

>>14148090
Idk but I like tall lanky guys so it's fine

>>14155234
They aren't lanky except for the arms

>>14154158
im really fat and this is kinda a bit too much for me
i really hope you had some toast or potatoes near by anon
>>14154187
>>14154174


i regularly eat pic related

i also regularly eat a whole bag of trader joes sweet n sour chicken pan fried in peanut oil
i also regularly eat a whole bag of trader joes pork or chicken pot stickers fried up in peanut oil.

old fag, 5' 8" 275lbs.
I can bench press 200lbs
i can squat 380lbs.

but i get winded when i tie my shoes or clean my ass in the shower

>>14137718

>>14137718

>>14137703
i love toast and have stay up all night drinking vodka and eat a whole fucking loaf of bread with butter or labna and fish.

>>14155554
>old, fat, weak fag
ftfy

>>14155554
Maybe take up some kind of strong man conditioning so your not dying.
Like if you don't mind been out of breath all the time lose some weight or change up your training.
I used to be a fatty and it really is easier being able to move without breaking into sweat.

>>14137703
>>14137718
oof maron

>>14156335
thx anon!
I was too tired and busy sucking down three chili dogs and a side a fried to fix it myself

10 mcchickens

>>14137718

>>14153587
Around my area (Southwest US) we have a similar deal except it's
>2 Big Macs
>2 Medium Fries
>20 McNuggets
Except it's $13. I'm not sure if it's still offered but it was at least up until last year. I tried to eat the whole thing once but only made it slightly over halfway before I started feeling sick.

>>14137718
Samefagging this hard

>>14142541
>Lurk moar
He wasn't there

>>14139252
Dude you are me.

>>14137703
>What's the fattest thing you've ever done?
>>14160247

>>14146897
why (s)he built like that..

>>14137718
My sides

Downed a melted Ben n Jerry's like a milshake.

i lost a bet and had to drink some olive oil
it was disgusting