/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14137515
Did you get any "meat" with that tomato?

>>14137515
do americans really?

Looks great, Anonymous!
I'd suggest maybe giving that lemon a squeeze and putting a few sprinkles of salt on, after blotting off a little bit of that grease.

Where are the vegetables/10

>>14137515
no sauce?

>>14137515
Greek-Cypriot here. People abroad are served absolute shit when it comes to gyro.
Like what the fuck is this, even?
Half meat (shit trimmings) - half corn flour mixed to make a shitty loaf?
Real gyros is made with thinly sliced layers of meat and lamb caulfat, stacked together.

This is a scam and you should be ashamed for consuming it.

Real gyro recipe here, with subtitles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzlCvPKhXNo

>>14137543
Lol yes!
>>14137545
Pls no bully
>>14137567
Thanks!
>>14137571
>>14137585
Its how I like em.
I forgot to mention that I am a girl (male) BTW, not sure if that makes a difference?

>>14137588
His looks better than the one in the video
>>14137599
The FUCK is a girl (male)

>>14137609
>His looks better than the one in the video

>>14137635
It's true.

can someone vocaroo how to say gyro

is it the same in US as europe?

I'm too scared to order it

>>14137921
year-o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHtgHUKq5Tg

That looks like really cheap poor quality gyro meat

>>14137921
Hee-row

>>14137635
It is true, I second that. The one in the video looks like random leftovers from the fridge with some naan or pita.

I stopped eating gyros because I couldn't even handle my farts after eating them. Holy shit

>>14137515
tomato slices too thick
no onions
and where's the tzatziki sauce

3/10

>>14138007
How's the weather in Iowa, dumbfuck?

>>14137515
wheres the sauce and onions, jack?

>>14137822
>>14138041
How is it better, niggers?
Do you even realize that the one in OPs picture is made mostly of flour? Any meat in there is pink slime, tendons and slaughterhouse leftovers.
Do Americans really?

>>14137588
I agree with the first part. Just loaves of "meat" with (((fillers))). Shaved or something. The second part is fags being fags.

you got to get a gyro made with 4 hamburger patties, and that sauce. that was one of the best meals i ever had

he thought he was gonna throw bullshit in there, but i told him hamburger. kek

>>14138414
Amerimutts are really squeamish and the poor ones are averse to anything that don't resemble the fast food they are served in the fast food chains they trust (taco bell macdonalds whatever "ethnic" food chain etc)
This is also the reason that the quality of ingredients has absolutely no bearing on whether they consider food appetizing, as long as it resembles reconstituted meat scraps it's delicious in their book

>>14138289
>t. jie-row nigger

>>14138510
and we can charge whatever we want, and people will pay it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nz8YrCC9X8

wish we could get some proper doner kebab in america it's literally on every streetcorner in bongland

>>14138655

>>14137588
Honestly that's why I only get souvlakis. I never really got gyros, the texture is off, like dry ribbons of God knows what. With souvlakis, even if I cheap out and get pork instead of lamb, I know exactly what it is: cubed shoulder. Fuck I miss Greek food. Taramasalata is one of the most underrated things on earth

>>14139674
I like my gyros so crispy they cut the roof of my mouth. The place near my house barely knows how to get their meat bucket fully thawed, so I order all the gyros makings separately and air fry the meat at home.

>>14139674
Have you had it with fresh fish roe anon?
In Cyprus almost every restaurant serves the factory mass produced stuff.
I lived in the UK for a few years and was able to get fresh cod roe to make it with, it was GOAT.

>>14137515
>not even gyro meat
>no sauce
looks dry/10

>>14137921
I know it technically yee-roh, but I call it jai-roh on principle

>>14137515
Looks like leather in a shitty pita Anon

>>14141126
Can't say I have although it's now on my bucket list

>>14141285
I say Guy-row and it always gets a big laugh from the entire restaurant

>>14137515
>Yes I'm based.
Ftfy my dude.

>>14137588
>lamb
Confirmed for larping american faggot. In Greece we do not eat lamb in our gyro, mostly pork and sometimes beef.

>>14142413
Δεν αναφέρομαι σε αρνίσιο γύρο, αλλά στο caulfat, δηλαδή την μπόλια που μπαίνει μεταξύ του λεπτοκομμένου κρέατος.

translation: guy got BTFO'ed

>>14143302
Δεν το έχω ακούσει αυτό, είναι κυπριακή ιδιορρυθμία;

>>14143354
Δεν νομίζω, γενικά δύσκολα να βρείς μάστορες του γύρου στην Κύπρο. Τρώμε πολύ περισσότερο σουβλάκια & σιεφταλιές.
Όσο για την μπόλια, οι μάγκες στο video που πόσταρα είναι Καρδιτσιότες και βάζουν.
>pic related

I say "guy row"