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>you need to let the steak rest before you cut it

>> No.14134253

who the fuck cuts steak? just fucking eat it

>> No.14134256

>>14134248
Just shove raw meat up your ass you fucking faggot and don't post on this board until you do

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>>14134248
>rent free

>> No.14134348

>>14134345
>cum gargling

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>> No.14134391

One upon a time people actually had discussions on this board.

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Great thread

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>>14134391
You're a dumb nigger.
You're the blackest fucking gorilla nigger I've ever seen.

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>>14134248
Most people who say this don't even know the proper way to cut steak

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this thread belongs in the >>>/trash/

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>> No.14134490

>>14134253
With your hands, as God intended.

>> No.14135901

>>14134248
I did a Hentai Femdom JOI on Pornhub today where the lewd anime girl instructed me to go get a steak, masturbate with it, doing a ton of edging and some light CBT, until I was finally allowed to cum all over the steak, let it marinate in my semen, and then cook it for dinner.

Didn't really taste like much of anything, just unseasoned steak.
Maybe I didn't save up enough cum but it was an impromptu kind of thing I didn't know I was going to do until Nico-chan told me to during the JOI so what can you do

>> No.14135926

>>14135901
Well if that stupid anime girl did any research, she would know that you should take zinc and eat lots of pineapple before cumming on any meat that you're going to eat, as it increases the volume of your semen, makes it taste sweeter, and will tenderize your shooting onto, not the meat you/re shooting from.

>> No.14135974

>>14135901
God if I ever have a son who turns into a massive faggot, I'm just going to yeet him and then yeet myself for creating him.

>> No.14136033

>>14135901
I read that masturbating with a warm uncooked steak is pretty close to a real vagina, can you confirm this?