/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14131977
>waah I don't want to do anything food related, dear food board
fuck off, incel freak
>>>/r9k/

>>14131987
I'm doing all the other food shit, I just don't want to buy canned tomatoes and have to crush them down myself every week to make sauce. I want something I can pop open and use.

I'm not milking a fucking cow to make mozzarella either, do you want my chef's hat and badge?

Couple of tablespoons of passata, a sprinkle of dried oregano and some salt and pepper.

>>14132013
Lol yeah, milking a cow and crushing a few tomatoes are definitely comparable. Fuck off you lazy faggot

>>14131977
Boboli pizza sauce

If you're too lazy to make your own from scratch, you're unlikely to be able to muster the effort to do better than boboli.

>>14131977
It's not traditional, but I'm a fan either Bertolli or Classico Vodka sauce for a quick pizza. It's sweet and creamy, I shake in some cayenne for heat. If it matters to you, it helps the cheese adhere a bit better too, so you can still eat the pizza while it's burn the roof of your mouth off hot, without worrying about it sliding off and burning your chin instead.

>>14131977
its just tomato sauce and some tomato paste with seasonings.

>>14131977
1 can of tomato sauce
1 small can of tomato paste

Combine and add oregano, basil and salt if you like that gay shit

>>14131977
Don Pepinos. No weird ingredients, dirt cheap, comes in a can with a racist depiction of a stereotypical greasy wop.

>>14132029
Why do you come to threads like this if you know you already don't agree with what OP wants to do?

>>14131977
You can start with a can of plain tomato sauce and season to taste and simmer for a bit.
Whether or not you want to add fresh onion, garlic and herbs and such is up to you.

>>14131977
Just take your favorite local pasta sauce, the one you need to shake because the oil separates and season to taste. If you want fresh without crushing canned tomatoes, not really anything you can do.

Sour cream and minced garlic.

butter and minced garlic

>>14131977
Just buy a can of pureed san marzano tomatos, anon.
t. made pizza two days ago

>>14131977
dice an onion and two garlic cloves you lazy fuck.
start those with some hot olive oil and dump in a bunch of salt, black pepper, fennel seeds, and red pepper flakes. simmer that down and glug in a heft of the wine you've been draining.
then toss in a can of tomato paste and dilute it with a spittake's worth of water from the tap. add a dash of balsamic vinegar you lazy bitch. simmer till you got yourself a sauce.

gravy's good tonight

>>14135698
Imagine doing all that shit for the sake of a pizza.

>>14135704
There's a lot of tryhards on /ck/.

>>14131977
take the Mutti pill

>>14131977
just use ketchup with some extra herbs

>>14131977
Believe it or not Antifreeze is the best substitute for pizza sauce. You can buy it by the gallon at AutoZone.

>>14135885
tastes like fucking water

>>14133662
Heres my one from today

>>14131977
if you're lazy, just buy tomato pasta, tomato sauce, basil and oregano
mix tomato paste and sauce together until you think it tastes not too sweet not too bitter, then add basil and oregano and whack it on
boom easy

>>14131987
OP is lazy but where does incel come from?

>>14136226
4chan, generally.

>>14135722
>>14135704
I don't even think it sounds that good

>>14136184
that looks like shit and your blurry vignette is bad

kys

>>14133662
>>14136184
ewwww

>>14136211
I don't understand posts like this. If you were going to do this dumb shit, you could just blend up some peeled tomatoes and get something that tastes far better with LESS effort.

>>14136226
There's nothing lazier than a man who can't have sex.

>>14132582
>Don Pepinos
I bought this because it was on sale for $1 at the time. I'm not picky at all about pre made sauce but the Don really impressed me. I've bought it several times since. The spaghetti sauce is very good as well. A lot of the reviews say it's bland. What they mean is that it's not full of sugar. It doesn't have many seasonings but the sauce tastes very close to freshly made tomato sauce. I always add some oregano and basil.

>>14136616
Don pepinos is pretty expensive here, it's like 3.50 a can. I might try it out because it seems like it's the easiest american sauce to get in europe though.

>>14131977
This shit is kino. Only available at Smart & Final.

>>14136574
tomato paste is blended tomatoes with a lot of the water content removed
think before you post next time retard
this is also quick and easy which is what he asked for

>>14131977
If I'm lazy tomato sauce, garlic, onion, and spices to taste. Usually I add cayenne to the sauce instead of adding red pepper flakes after.

>>14131977
You need crushed tomatoes/tomato paste, a shitload of salt and a shitload of oregano.

>>14136574
Anon even italians make pasta with canned tomatoes.

>>14132013
buy an immersion blender. you can blend them right in the can though I prefer to pour them in a bowl first. takes all of ten seconds to do. If you absolutely refuse to do that just buy a can of plain tomato sauce from a good brand and throw some spices in. don't buy any premade bullshit

>>14140976
>having to buy a fucking appliance to be able to cook the dish
fuck this, it's cheaper to buy tomato sauce.

>>14140983
I like my pizza sauce a tiny bit chunky so it's nice to have complete control. I'm sorry you're poor

>>14141116
Your assumption is wrong. I'm not poor.
You can get jarred chunky sauce if that's your thing. Stop pushing your lame meme.

>>14141122
it's just a stick blender bro. crushed tomatoes are not the same.

>>14141172
You're missing the point.
I'm not knocking the immersion blender. I'm mocking this weird /ck/ ideology shit where you HAVE to make shit from scratch or else you're considered a dumb lazy fat piece of shit.

>>14141178
all I suggested in this thread earlier was just to buy a can of plain sauce if you don't want to use canned tomatoes. throw a few spices in and you're good to go. pizza sauce doesn't need to be cooked so it makes sense to just throw it together as you need it. making it from scratch means you can make it out of shelf stable ingredients you should always have in your pantry anyways. buying the premade sauces is stupid please don't do that

>>14141183
>buying the premade sauces is stupid
You were starting to make sense until you started in with this tired ass shit.
What's your fucking damage?

>please don't do that
too late I guess! Go ahead. Keep calling me names.

>>14141204
buy plain tomato sauce all you want but if you're talking about shit like newman's own yeah you're basic

Semi related but I tried to make spaghetti/marinara with fresh tomatoes and it was so fucking chunky and watery even blended. But now it ended up tasting alright, want to try making it with canned next time

>>14132013
What's the point of giving advice when all ur gonna do is make a tendie pizza lmao