/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Great movie.

>>14127813
weeb

>>14127804
How're you holdin' in bro? Also it's Friday, as of 40 minutes ago.

Yeh days have no meaning anymore, jus keep drinking fren, it feels good.

>>14127804
baste

>>14127827
It's not Friday for another 45 minutes. What thw fuck kind of clocks do you people have.

>A whole fucking chicken on top of the normal feast of taco bell and supermarket sushi

My nigga really wildin' out here

>>14127804
My boy, the Taco Bell king, is posting again. I got a Beefy Frito Burrito the other day and it was good. Stay strong my friend.

>>14127804
This is gluttonous and I enjoy it.

>>14127804
reminder

>>14127804
When you an hero will you do it in a ck thread?

I’d an hero with a flip for a restaurant style burger right about now.

>>14127804
The chicken almost looks as sad as the nachos

The liverwurst seems so out of place for some reason.

>>14127804
That image is quite literally how the West will fall. I can't believe the Russians were right about that whole 'decadence' spiel after all.

>>14127804
what the fuck is that little duck thing for???

>>14127968
>elmo plate

>this fat fuck is still going
I thought we ran you out of this board aIready

>>14127968
>DQ 8 strategy guide
Absolutely based alcoholic

Based Taco Bell poster

>>14128519
You've never seen a toothpick dispenser?
>>14128751
>muh eceleb mafia
Actual /ck/ posters will outlast you off-topic fuckers. Go make a fucking thread about the sounds your favourite youtube star makes.

>>14128881
this content is high quality I agree we need more fat alcoholic bloggers. youtubers are so bad

>>14128934
You didn’t close with /s
>downvoted and flagged for hatespeech cause I’m gay

>>14128881
>posting photos of fast food still in its packaging
>not off topic
Where's the food and cooking? Maybe if he attempted some kind of half assed review of different joints it would be acceptable but he just buys the same fucking slop every time

>>14127925
this. op what the fuck are you doing?

>>14127804
How fucking fat are you

>>14129044
Not fat enough. It’s like muscle madness, but the opposite. Once you start, you cannot stop.

>>14129120
Make sure to post when you get your own episode of "My 600 Pound Life"

How do you afford this shit. Are you sitting on family money, or have a trustfund?

>>14129161

That's what I always wonder when I see these threads.

>>14127804
Last week I ordered crunchy tacos on uber eats
Was over an hour late, tacos were fucking soggy and stale

>>14129477
That's what you get for ordering food with a delivery service app
Stick to pizza places with dedicated delivery people instead of random meth heads with a car and phone.

>>14129494
Yup.
Chinese food and pizza are pretty much the only reliable things to order for delivery. I still use an app like Yelp but it's just an interface for placing the order, they send their own people.

>>14129494
Domnos delivery experts are know to commit rapes. Is that the kind of society you want anon

>>14127804
It’s always best to start with a dollar nachos, add onions.

>>14130443
As much as I love my shitty grocery store California roll/inari combo, I’m starting to miss real sushi.
>>14127813
Yeah, it’s easily in my top 6. You should check out what’s behind it, though.

>>14127804
>Dennison canned chili
Fucking based

>>14129456
>>14129161
Me too I see so many people online, I just don't understand how they survive. I have a really decent job and have been working it for 3 years solid, and I could maybe support my lifestyle for 6 months if I quit and got drunk all day.

Even if I downsized my lifestyle I could maybe take a year off, but then I would have destroyed years of work and saving. I want this life so badly though, I'm so sick of normal life. I just want to stay in my covid cave.

>>14130677
fat people like OP are usually on some sort of disability for being morbidly obese. his part time job at the local diner is just to get out of the house once in a while. he's not rich, he's ghetto rich.

Tacobellanon, it's not too late to change your life. You don't have to die within the next 10 years. You can start eating healthy and working out today if you want.

>>14130594
Pretty sure they put the C-team on the rotisserie chicken.
>>14127925
It’s not that big of a chicken.

>>14130735
jesus christ it looks like it was dropped on the floor of an auto shop then kicked around a bit then picked up and served to you

>>14130694
Damn never really thought you could get disability for being fat. So he has to maintain his weight, or he loses his income.

>>14130735
That looks kinda like shit desu, definitely the c team.

>>14130735
I don’t often go for Highlands, but couldn’t resist a good deal on this Glenmorangie.
>>14128271
The liverwurst is for later; it goes with the Highland.

>>14130804
There is well documented statistics on the link between obesity and disability. Yes, if he gets healthy he'll lose his benefits, EBT, SNAP, medicare etc. and have to work full time. Anyone that craves attention this much doesn't want that hence the continuing shitstorm of unhealthy eating.

>>14130834
you seriously crave attention given how often you post

The most offensive thing about fat queen is that he's unashamed about making a personal blog here. It's not "I genuinely want to discuss this junk food" it's "I desperately need a chatroom plz ask about me me me me me i don't get enough attention since my mommy who used to coddle me died". Most obnoxious shitposter I've seen in my decade+ years of posting on /ck/.

>>14130852
yeah, he's the female Alice

>>14127804
post girth

>>14130852
Agreed, wish his posts would fuck off and leave this board. No one wants to read his shitty blogposts with his garbage food

>>14130828
I know it’s only been like a week, but I feel like I haven’t gotten Taco Bell in months. They send me texts and emails every day, updating me on new items, last chances on LTO items, and generally reminding me of my usual orders and the fact that I miss it. That said, I had no idea that they got rid of the Triplelupa and the grande burritos. They don’t have any new items, but they added a burrito combo box, so I figured I’d try it.
>>14129161
Nah, I’m just frugal. I know it looks fancy, but everything is fairly inexpensive. The whiskey is <$30 and will last me a year, while the vodka, liverwurst, and White Castle will likely get me through the entire week.
>>14128869
It's actually the piano score.

>>14130911
How do you still conjur up an appetite going through several 1.75mL bottles of vodka a week? I would be full on Leaving Las Vegas at that point, eating ice cubes.

>>14130911
Here’s the order. The combo is 3 5 layers and 3 shredded chicken burritos. I assume they had the shredded chicken burritos before, but they never showed up on my radar because TB chicken and rice isn’t very good. I’ll probably just get the combo with 4 5 layers and 4 tacos in the future. The only problem with that is that you have to eat the tacos almost immediately if you don’t want them to get soggy.
>>14130706
I tried to order Ring Fit Adventure the other day but it’s sold out everywhere.
>>14131005
He chugged bottles all day long while I just sip when I'm awake. He also mixed liquors, which always seemed unrealistic to me.

>>14127968
>>14127804
Goes from one bottle to four

>>14127804
why the canned beans and wieners?

>>14127804

Bruh is this all for you?? Luckily you can eat and drink it all without worrying about getting fat because youre just going to throw it all up 6 hours after eating it all.

>>14131126
excessive lardassness

>>14127804
Buy more canned food

>>14128881
Never in duckie
Always in a cylinder

>>14127968
Something tells me you watch ralfystuff.

>>14131024
I don’t get it. The chicken burrito is the same price as the 5 layer if you order it a la carte, but it’s almost identical to the $1 chicken grande burrito they just got rid of. It’s okay, but not worth the price of a 5 layer, and choking down 3 of them is going to be a chore.

This guy is better than Alice atleast. Don't even reply to me if your a simp for her.

>>14132528
Chicken looks a lot nicer on the inside. I understand how cooking works and am pretty good at it, but shit like rotisserie chicken never ceases to amaze me. I mean, it has crispy skin and juicy meat, despite spending 5 hours in a plastic box sitting under a heat lamp.
>>14130606
I don’t always eat canned chili, but if Dennison’s didn’t exist I never would.

>>14132742
Gotta have sushi with your Chinese cartoons.
>>14128033
Based.
>>14127981
Cringe.

>>14132606
This "guy" is more of a female than Alice will ever be.

>>14132827
The Opinel is pretty nice for going to town on a whole chicken.

>>14132606
Why would you even compare these threads to Alice? Those threads have nothing to do with food or cooking.

>>14133024
Because I can. Whats a poof like you gonna do about it?

>>14133024
Because at least this fattie isn't an attention whore who hides their face at the same time because they are pretending they are a woman. I have more respect about someone being honest about how unhealthy they are mind or body.

>>14127804
How much do you weigh?

>>14130911
>frugal
that's 50$ a week minimum in bottom shelf vodka you fat faggot
nothing is fancy about your hodgepodge of supermarket food

>>14133201
$50 a week for alcohol sounds pretty frugal to me.

>>14133193
>isn't an attention whore
Literally the only reason he makes these threads is for the attention

>>14127804
Bro I'm incredibly jelly of your haul. I'd love to chow down, watch some anime with you, and suck your cock dry while massaging your balls drunk on Seagram's

>>14132742
That skin definitely isnt crispy. I'm sure you didn't notice as you probably swallowed the peices whole you fat greasy taco fuck.

>>14128934
holy shit I think I used to know the guy

>>14133315
You seem really confused. Why do you hate OC?

>>14127804
Is it actually possible to eat this much in one sitting? I honestly think my stomach would rupture if I tried this

What the fuck is wrong with that chicken

what kind of burritoes do you get im feeling a meme meal right now

>>14127804
post wrist

>>14133293
I wish i could get four 60oz bottles of vodka for $50, they're $54 for one bottle here

>>14134023
what islamic shithole do you live in

>>14134050
Possibly ontario but if so he should get the 2l growers bottles at total wine

>>14134176
Is liquor that expensive in Canada? I would have guessed Australia.

>>14127804
>>i have no idea what day it is
>But I ran out of vodka. So I ventured out to get more, and got some chicken, and some whiskey, and some sushi, and some Taco Bell - because why not? Anyone else still hanging in there?

>Liversausage
>Bottom shelf vodka
>Rotisserie chicken
>5 layer burritos
>Frozen white castles

Are you a woman and are you single?

>>14134246
it's about 25$ per 3/4 liter for the cheapest vodka here in Saskatchewan

>>14127804
OP I've seen your table of gluttony on this imageboard for years now, and it brings me genuine fear for the day you stop. Please lie to me that you go to a gym and work out everyday to offset it.

Can’t keep living like this my man

>>14134722
This, these are the people who die seemly randomly at 30.

this is fucking pathetic op
get your shit together man

>>14135812
pathetic people make up 90% of this board. every failure shitposting here identifies with OP on a fundamental level.

>>14127804
Kill yourself

>>14136275
Also glenmorange is a woman's whisky but try the quinta ruba if you can get it because it's good.

>>14136279
It has a port cask finish, they recently released an edition that is aged two years longer. But both are fine.

>>14132606
I 100% agree at least this guy is not lying to everyone pretending he is a female. This alice tranny deserve to be stabbed to death.

>>14136356
you did it OP, you beat the annoying tranny in a popularity contest. you're not a loser anymore.

>>14136360
Of course OP is better than alice tranny, OP is a genuine good ol fat degenerate.
I wish I can find where this alice faggot is living so I can make him disappear for the good of this board and for all of us.

>>14136375
Oh and I'm not a psychopath between

>>14127804
bro thank god your back, missed your threads, thought you fucking died or some shit

>>14136279
>glenmorange is a woman's whisky
Maybe OP bought it for when he has ladies over.

>>14136524
this post makes me sad

>>14136728
>Maybe OP bought it for when he has ladies over
literally spit out my corn chex

>>14136356
>>14136375
T.Schizo Psychopath

>>14136793
Alice is a tranny, you're in denial

>>14136798
>obsessed too
lol

>>14130758
Kekd uncontrollably

>>14136802
Alice is an homosexual sinner, he must be purified by a flamethrower or pushed from a rooftop.

>>14134176
>>14134246
only place I can think of with liquor that expensive is iceland

>>14136851
I have an icelandic buddy and whenever he brings up prices of liquor it causes me physical pain

>>14136864
Those prices aren't that crazy. In the US you're not very likely to find too many beers much under $2, or wines under $10, that are worth drinking. That vodka is expensive, though. I bought a couple bottles of Brennivín duty free last time I had a stopover and don't remember the being expensive at all.

>>14137008
duty free means no sin tax or ad velorem or whatever, right? I imagine that is most of what makes the liquor in iceland so expensive.

>>14137008
highest excise tax on liquor in all of the EU apparently

>>14137008
you're being a retard. prices in iceland are similar to prices in hawaii because most things need to be shipped there. I've been to both iceland and hawaii and the prices are not similar to the continental US

Let's say it again, Alice tranny must be thrown from a building rooftop.

>>14130911
>7 litres of vodka a week
>280 units a week

>>14136356
Stabbed to death yo?

>>14130871
>>14132606
>>14132848
>>14133024
>>14133193
>>14133141
>>14133024
>>14136356
>>14136375
>>14136360
>>14137141

Imagine letting a cooking show live in your head for rent free lmao

>>14136798
proof?

>>14127804
THIS IS THE LIFE OF A HARD WORKING AMERICAN.

Things the Leftists will never understand.

>>14137328
What is a "leftist"?

>>14137336
people who unironically eat these

>>14137346
unironically tastes great you fucking fag

>>14137314
>a cooking show

>>14137508
Yeah? Alice runs a cooking show.
All these people are butthurt over it and letting her live in their head rent free.
It's hilarious.

>>14137508
trannies are delusional

>>14137518
it's delusional to call a cooking show a cooking show? aright m8 br8 b8

>>14137527
don't you address me directly

>>14137532
str8 up gr8 b8 m8 at this r8 you'll need to watch your w8, you won't fit through a g8, with all that h8

>>14136864
just make your own liquor at that point. fucking gbermnet

>>14137846
Or just don't drink. It's not like it's good for you.

>>14137852
its also not that bad for you if you keep it moderate. I would hate paying out of my ass in taxes just because retards have no self control

>>14137870
it's a toxin, it's bad for you no matter how much you drink

>>14137881
be a teetotaler if you want to but don't go around spreading misinformation, it's beer and wine not fucking mercury and arsenic

>>14137846
>just make your own liquor
If alcohol is already regulated that much I'd imagine that getting brewing/distilling equipment wouldn't be too easy.

>>14137146
Jesus christ why. You'd be better off doing meth op.>>14137171

>>14134722
He's been doing this 6 months tops newfag, stop your bullshit.

>>14138610
In Canada 75% of our booze price is added taxes, if we chilled on the taxes a bit we would almost have American prices for booze, and we can make our own beer and wine just fine although it usually sucks desu I’ve had homemade wine and beer and they are just ok most of the time

i wanna buy a pair of op's worn undies off of ebay and wear them as a mask

>>14127918
They got these new things called time zones...

>>14132905
I saved some of the chicken breast and made chicken salad melts.

>>14139523
I picked up rye bread for my liverwurst, but it was too small for a melt. I’d usually get the lighter version with carraway seeds, but the bread aisle is still kind of you get what you get. Nothing wrong with dark rye.

>>14139584
you disgusting swine, why don't you get a trough at this point?

>>14139584
Pro-tip: Macerate your raisins in calvados.

>>14139603
Pan is a little cramped.
>>14136743
Why is that funny?

>>14139603
I make tuna salad all the time but fuck chicken salad with raisins and walnuts is way better

So a depressed NEET alcoholic and taco bell lover?

When will you show us how to make spam musubi again?

>>14139648
I think celery always belongs in salads, but I never buy celery, so it’s apples and raisin. At least I had tomatoes; it wouldn’t be a proper melt without tomatoes.
>>14139654
I enjoy both. The main difference is that there’s no such thing as a good can of chicken, so that seems like more of a rarity.

>>14139735
Cheddar is extra thick, to turn down the heat and let that side go a little longer.
>>14139720
I need to go to the Asian grocery store to pick up more rice.

>>14127804
for good measure

>>14139784
Everyone always assumes that I eat everything in one sitting, but let’s be honest, once the skin is gone, only those autistic fatties over on /fit/ would want to choke down the plain breast meat. The only time I even eat chicken breast is if I buy a whole chicken, and then it’s just an excuse to make sandwiches the next day.
>>14134722
Haha.

>>14139705
Everybody loves Taco Bell.

>>14139784
so the ingredient limiting you from making a spam musubi is fucking rice?

>>14140325
how many times do you need to see him make it? it's gonna be the same every time

>>14140360
I don't want to see him make it. I'm just confused at how the most common ingredient in the fucking recipe is the limiting factor for him making it.

>>14140465
>hey go remake this thread where you made this thing again
>I can't I don't have rice right now
how is that confusing

>>14140360
Some people just really like spam.

>>14127804
How much do you weigh? 500 pounds?

>>14141263
weight is nothing but a number bro

>>14139859
Is that a fucking bag of sliced tomatoes

>>14141371
Are you blind and illiterate?

>>14138969
The first Xbox Double Chalupa promo was in 2018.

OP is gonna surprise you when he posts a picture of himself. He is a beefcake 100% he's just trolling at this point.

>>14142717
Everybody knows OP is a beefcake. That's what makes continuously calling him a fatty so funny.

>>14127804
You don’t eat all of that right anon? Not in one sitting?

>>14127804
How big is your waist OP? You gotta be a solid 350lbs minimum.

>>14143251
The famous picture confirms it.

This is really sad how you arranged everything and took the covers off the food. Your life is pathetic.

>>14130852
Him and the stupid cat poster

>>14143276
ig thots do the same thing. based op.

>>14143276
>not burrowing into your hoard while feasting on the spoils of your victory
Can you even call this living?

>>14143283

i think that these repetitive hate posters are just unhappy to see people enjoying themselves and happy to be in a thread. no one likes them in real life so they spastically rage when they see someone being welcomed and recognized in a thread

>>14143339
Look man, I don't have an issue with someone happily posting some new content about themselves. When they format it and turn it into their personal blog general then it might as well become attention seeking spam.

>>14143346
How is this blogging or attention seeking? Every post is about food and cooking.

>>14138969
>6 months
OP's been here for years, newfag
he used to be known for different things than taco bell though

>>14143377
No, it's a constant spam of shit.

>>14143409
>he used to be known for different things than taco bell though
like what?

>>14143276
I, too, come to /ck/ to look at pictures of grocery bags and sealed plastic takeout containers.

>>14143377
>>14143377
>hey i'm eating this now
>now onto number two
>now i will eat this one
>ok now this one
yeah such a riveting thread that is actually discussing the meal and totally not some fucking retarded nigger that is just desperate for someone to notice him.

>>14143729
Kek. If you don't like OC then why do you open the threads? It's usually pretty obvious whether or not someone posts an image off google.

>>14143857
>it's not blogging nor attention seeking
>point out that it is because there is no discussion about the food and that it's all "me me me look at what i'm doing!"
>HAHA BRO IT'S OC, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHY DO YOU COME IN THIS THREAD?
nice sidestep, you drooling nigger.

>>14136864
same prices as Canada, not bad

>>14143869
>there is no discussion about the food
Just because you do nothing but bitch doesn't mean there's no discussion.

>>14143933
>chicken looks bad but its okay
>wow the $5 taco is nothing like the $1 taco
truly riveting discussion

>>14143956
Better than the Alice tranny

>>14143956
Really? Those are the example you're going to choose to show that OP is attention whoring instead of discussing the food?

>>14143926
it's like $50 for a 750 of sveka

>>14143346
>When they format it

i have always wondered why the autists on this board screech so loudly about formatting. it is really interesting how pressing the enter key can trigger meltdowns

>>14143956
Go be a faggot somewhere else

>>14143976
Rent Free.

>>14144136
That's what he meant by "format it"? I assumed he was just an esl.

>>14143956
>$5 taco
Haha, what? Did you mean to post this in a different thread?