/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14117579
yes, and?

You're correct

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>>14117579
>>14117582
>>14117586
A salad isn't defined by its ingredients, retards, it's defined by its composition.

>>14117596
russians are like the sharts of euro?

>>14117606
>russians
>euro
no

>>14117596
So if OP poured the pile of fries in a bowl and covered it with ketchup and a sprig of herb, would it then be a salad?

>>14117596
A salad as quite literally defined by having salt.

>>14117612
sounds pretty good ngl

>>14117606
>>14117609
This has nothing to do with your bizarre geopolitical obsessions. This has to do with the definition of a salad.
>>14117612
No.
>>14117618
You're misinterpreting the origin of the word.

>>14117596
>>14117627
>posting grey german slop to try and defend terrible american ''''cuisine''''
the cope is reaching hitherto untold levels now

>>14117622
Yes it does

>>14117627
Couldn't I just say it's a French fry salad? How is it any different than a potato salad? Or does salad also imply a large number of ingredients tossed into one meal?

>>14117627
>No.
Yes.

>>14117645
>This has nothing to do with your bizarre geopolitical obsessions.
>>14117658
You're not really fundamentally changing the dish into something other than french fries, though.

>>14117687
Ah I see your argument now.

>>14117687
looks like a bowl of cold sick

>>14117693
>Ah I see your argument now.
Which was?

>>14117687
>fundamentally changing the dish into something other than french fries

>>14117696

>>14117696
Where French fries can be interchanged with basically anything.

So then a bowl of lettuce isn't a salad then, right?

>>14117687
What if you cool the fries down and then mix them with the sauce (and the green stuff)?

Snickers caramel apple salad. From the land of the free.

Watergate salad, also from the land of the free. Made with Jell-o pistachio pudding, "whipped topping" (Some highly processes cream-imitation), marshmallows, crushed pineapple and pecans.

>>14117873
>fundamentally changing the dish into something other than snickers
>>14117891
>fundamentally changing the dish into something other than watergate
checks out, these salads legit

Imagine being a fucking salad snob.

>>14117687
So if you chop the french fries, add the greens and ketchup, it turns into a salad.

>>14117906
Some people are just passionate. Nothing wrong with that.

>>14117962
A salad is one or more items “dressed” and seasoned. That is literally all it is. It has nothing to do with greens or the chop size or the composition of the dressing. A dipping sauce is not a dressing. A dressing is intended to be uniformly distributed, joining together the often disparate members of the salad.

>>14118019
>A dressing is intended to be uniformly distributed, joining together the often disparate members of the salad.
Ketchup can pull that off.

>>14118024
It can, but I’d argue that is not the intent. It’s not common to evenly coat fried potatoes with ketchup and eat as a salad, although I have no doubt that ‘chuppers here do so. It’s just not widespread practice.

>>14118054
So then you agree that ketchup is a dressing.

>>14118069
No, I don’t. In the context of fries, it is traditionally a dipping sauce, not a dressing.

>>14118096
So something is only official if a certain amount of people adhere to it?

>>14118110
Yes, that’s how language works.

>>14118116
That's contradictory to my life experience.

>>14117906
You come into a den of autism and spergery, and complain when people are being spergy autists?

>>14118133
Well then, fuck your life experience and fuck you. I mean that in a kind way.

>>14118137
I thought we posted burgers and chicken sandwiches here.

>>14118140
No offense taken. I love you too.

>>14118143
inb4 confused europoors thinking these are the same thing

>>14118150
>two handed heart hand sign
ck is best board

>>14117596
Where are the Olives????

Anyway I could deep fry a salad? I was thinking maybe balling it up, freezing it, putting batter on it and frying it could work

>>14119388
Dude, make a wedge salad and fry that.

>>14117579
Who the fuck puts potatoes in a salad?

>>14119388
Put it all on a stick and it just might work.

>>14119388
based
>>14119508
Never had a caesar?

>>14117612
Yes, a fry salad

>>14121061
Based and saladpilled

>>14117579
Yes. It's called a "dry potato salad" otherwise known as a "hot carl"

>>14117596
>nothing but starchy tuber vegetables slathered in mayonnaise
that's not a salad, that's a heart attack

>>14119388
With the dressing already in?

>>14120868
who the fuck puts potatoes in a caesar salad?

>>14121897
Connaisseurs do.

>>14117579
cereal isnt a soup!

Oh sorry whats the one we're doing now?

Ah, a hotdog isn't a sandwich!

Oh flipping heck I just can't keep up with all these reddit memes, you guys sure are funny though.

Stay safe <3 Auntie Carrol

Breakfast salad

>>14121900
>Connaisseurs

>>14121942
But he's right.

>>14121095
>salads have to be healthy
Dohoho, no... Silly colonials...

>>14122917
Why else would you eat one?

>>14117596
Thought that was lucky charms at first

Americans....

>>14123539
Salads aren't inherently "healthy". You've probably grown up associating the term with green or garden salads, but the definition of a salad is actually pretty broad.
>>14123846
Most salads made without a base of leafy greens are of central or eastern european origin, though.

>>14117579
That salad looks delicious anon, but it's missing bacon