/ck/ - Food & Cooking

peas again mum? ill fukin ave u m8

>>14111763
nowt wrong wiv peas lad, mek yer grow big and strong like yer da

>>14111759
looks pretty good

>>14111759
Silly father, we have yet to say grace! May I please lead us in prayer tonight, pop?

>>14111759
Perpetuating the myth of non toxic white culture is deeply problematic and borderline antisemitic.

I'm going to have to ask you to remove this thread before I escalate matters.

>>14111759
What’s inside the Yorkshire pudding?

>>14111759
That's nasty looking shit, it must be British.

>>14112178
Stray cats, rats, maybe some dog hairs for extra flavor?

>>14111759
Looks so damn good i could eat it, got the recipe?

Grilled potatoes, haricot verts, broccoli, green peas, red wine sauce, plum, fillet of some kind or sirloin steak? can't identify the other goodies.

>>14112178
Stuffing balls

>>14111759
Looks beltin'

>>14112216
This is a roast dinner from the North East of England. You can identity it is because it’s traditional up there to have both roast potato and mashed potato with it. You only get roast potato elsewhere in the country. Some exceptions in the north west where you can get bubble and squeak, too, but only in some parts of Lancashire.

>>14112528
Cancel this.

Checked again and looks like that’s cauliflower cheese.

>>14112216
>haricot verts

>>14111759
I can identify peas, potato and broccoli. What's the rest?

>>14111759
looks great. I've only had yorkshire pudding once, because of an anglo gf. They were pretty damn good, I'll have to look for a recipe

>>14113167
Roast beef
Proper gravy
Yorkshire pudding with stuffing balls
Either cauliflower cheese or maybe some kind of horseradish given the serving size, but not really sure - looks homemade if it is a relish
Probably some kind of cranberry jelly

I think this is a roast dinner plate from a Christmas buffet maybe. The jelly isn't typical, nor is the stuffing in the puddings. This is usually Christmas food. Might be whoever took the photo went to one of those hotel places and had an option to have this instead of the usual Christmas dinner.

>>14113178
Easy as fuck to make and super quick. You need beef dripping to cook them in if you really want it authentic, though.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/yorkshirepuddings_86010

Look into something called 'toad in the hole', that uses this as a base, too.

>>14113267
thanks man. Would lard be completely sacrilegious?

>>14111775
ameriburger here, i'm reading this in Hagrid's accent, but AFAIK his is a west country accent? How should I be reading this? More like Robert Baratheon?

>>14113275
You're welcome, Amerifriend. Beef fat is ideal, but any animal fat should work too. It should be properly rendered, though. Lard here can have a funny after-taste, but I don't know what you have there. You can use goose fat or duck, too. Other than that, you need to keep an eye on them because they cook fast. Very, very quick. This is usually the last thing you do while you do the gravy. Gravy should be thick, but not glutinous and a little liquid. Gravy with a roast dinner is serious fucking business.

Related is toad in the hole. Same batter as the Yorkshires. Again: lots of gravy.

>>14113321
West country is southern. How fucking dare you, etc. 'Norf' means either north or east England. Given the stereotype, probably north west. So Manchester, Bury, etc.

>>14113322
>amerifriend
not quite but close enough. I was thinking of using the stuff you use for pie crusts and other pastries, like pic related. The taste is pretty neutral considering it's animal fat

>>14113331
I know, that's why I was acknowledging it was wrong. I'm saying the way it was typed evoked Hagrid's accent in my head but I knew that wasn't right. Is there a good example you have of a NW english accent?

>>14113347
Ok, that's basically suet. You need beef dripping to cook them in too. Or any animal fat. Or a vegetable fat if you can't find anything else. But yes, suet is imperative in the batter itself. They come out fine but they don't have that sort of richness to them and you really need this.

>>14113364
Actually, looking at it again, this looks north eastern to me. The person who typed this isn't English, though.
> nowt wrong wiv peas lad, mek yer grow big and strong like yer da

I realise this is some kind of larp, but you wouldn't pronounce 'make' like that. Otherwise 'nowt' and 'da'' are definitely north east. You need to go on youtube and look for anything from Tyneside, Sunderland. Maybe Newcastle although that's a little stronger.

>>14113388
So would Mark Addy in Game of Thrones be very far off?

>>14113405
No idea who that is. Do you have a clip?

>>14113413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEB5t1qRdmY
fat guy. skip about 30s in. I've read both Addy and Bean have Northern accents in it? Idk, where do you think they sound like they're from?

>>14113375
So basically you just use the rendered fat in your roasting pan, yeah? I can do that

>>14111759
Roast dinner is absolute garbage food
>Boil all the vegetables
>Roast the meat and starches
>Pour boiled meat juice on top
Americans have no problem calling out how abysmal british food is, except when it comes to this uninspired boring slop because it reminds them of thanksgiving

>>14113405
Never mind. Here you go. This is basically north eastern, including Durham, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwVYoA2NyAU

This will give you 'da'' (dad), and 'nowt'. That stereotype ('norf', etc.) seems definitely to me to reference the north west, however. This is the home of Manchester and Liverpool FCs, especially the rivalry with Everton, etc. and the more hardcore football 'thug' thing. So, again, obviously not English. Same big passion for football in the north east but not really associated with this. NE team fans tend to be a lot more chill. Generally. Not always. Real, real, real, real hardcore support is with the southern teams, ironically enough. Millwall especially. If you want to convey you're a total fucking football thug, you tell people you're Millwall. Hardest of the hardest. Not northern at all.

>>14113457
Fuck off, you Scottish cunt.

>>14113441
Yes. You put the dripping in your pan. You don't need much. Use the fat from your steaks or whatever which is what I do. Bacon fat works well as well but you really need to keep an eye on them - that's the most critical.

>>14113433
Nah. This is some kind of modified southern. Maybe Somerset. They do this a lot in films. Some kind of weird, 'farmer' accent. Definitely southern. Not northern at all. Northern is very articulated and almost hard.

>>14113466
I understood about 30% of your post but the video is great. And is this accent very distinct from Yorkshire accent or are they *somewhat* similar? I hear him saying "such" like "sootch" which stands out to me when I hear the Yorkshire accent.

>>14113487
>Nah. This is some kind of modified southern. Maybe Somerset. They do this a lot in films. Some kind of weird, 'farmer' accent. Definitely southern. Not northern at all. Northern is very articulated and almost hard.
Interesting. That makes more sense because I felt it was similar (to my burger ears) to Hagridspeak and like we've already established that's more souf.

>>14113502
Sorry. What did you not understand? 'Nowt' means 'nothing' or 'none'. 'Da; means 'dad'. And no, nothing like Yorkshire. It's a funny thing about England but because it's all so old and entrenched you can get major differences just crossing a county line. Yorkshire is very smooth and lilting. Anything over the Humber is much harder and more 'edged' if that makes sense. This guy is 100% north eastern. I didn't want it all the way though but he would say 'nowt' and 'da' etc.

>>14113522
Sorry, I mean *watch all the way through.

>>14113487
>Fuck off, you Scottish cunt.
I have literally never heard of the Scottish hating roast dinner before now

>>14113510
This?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JiSQ0bv_qs

100% West Country. Bristol, etc. It's very affected, too. You would laugh at someone like this if you came across this. Pure thick, country oik kind.

>>14113522
Haha I meant all the references to football, sorry, I was mostly just kidding. The video was very helpful, yeah I know what you mean about hard accents vs. flat accents. The best american approximation I could offer would be e.g. Texan (hard and flat) vs. South Carolinian (melodic) even though they're both "southern" US accents

>>14113532
Scots don't do roast dinner. Not a Scottish thing at all. Scottish dinner is neeps with meat, etc.

>>14113551
when brits say "west country" and "southern" w/r/t accents is that kind of the same thing, or very distinct?

>>14111759
That's a pathetic serving of broccoli. My cuck dad is like that. Blanches and freezes Brussels sprouts in 1/8 pound packages. For two! A serving for me is a pound.

>>14113554
Yes, that's probably a really good comparison. On the football, basically the two massive premiership teams are Manchester United and Liverpool. So you get very serious followers wit these. They've re-branded themselves a lot since the 70s so you get a lot of basic, normie followers now but they still have 'firms'. A 'firm' is basically a support base that wants to bait the other side's support into a fight. This is why I mentioned Millwall. Millwalll are still notorious for this. The most hardcore of them all in terms of firms to this day. If you go to a Milwall game and you're wearing another team's colours, you can expect serious trouble. They're even kept on police databases and banned from travelling, etc. But generally, when you think of the stereotype of a 'football thug', you reference Man U or Liverpool, etc. So the north western teams. Even though this is old now and no longer really a thing. The north east, as I say, is pretty chill. Teams like Newcastle, etc. have serious firms too, but they're generally pretty passive.

Hope that makes more sense.

>>14113591
Gotcha. That's pretty fascinating actually

>>14113560
Southern is basically anything below Birmingham in a straight line. Depends. Some people still include Norfolk as it's pretty genteel. Others will say west is different altogether but I don't subscribe to this. They're soft. Soft by nature, soft by accent, attitude, occupation, attitude, etc. So yeah, they're southern.

>>14113605
Thank you! This was very illuminating.

>>14113603
It is pretty interesting. This is a police clip of a Leeds/Millwall engagement. This is what I mean about how it's a southern thing. I don't really understand that 'norf fc' meme because it's not like this in reality. The southern teams are the worst for this, and Millwall is the worst of them all. Most games you split up the away team's fans. They put them in separate sections. With Millwall, they try and avoid letting them in the ground at all. It's always a serious fucking headache for everyone, the police most of all, if they come up in the tables.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBSo8QCB1kw

>>14113613
You're welcome. I should just clarify thought that Birmingham, etc. is largely considered completely separate. Neither north nor south. This is the Black Country so they're a whole thing of their own. Everyone else just ignores them mainly.

>>14113487
English poof

>>14113591
United hasn't won anything since Sir Alex retired, it's in a sad state now.

>>14113640
Your mum.

>>14113644
Fuck United, basically. They've destroyed the game totally. Championship League all the way.

>>14113632
sounds like the mid-atlantic over here
>>14113626
Holy shit lol that's insane

So what makes a roast dinner a roast dinner? How rigid is the structure? Does it have to be prime rib? Do you absolutely need the yorkshire pudding? Say, hypothetically, my grandma would often slather a roast of inside round with mustard and cook that baby on high heat until medium rare, and serve it with mashed potatoes, steamed carrots and mushrooms pan fried in butter, sometimes in a cream sauce, would that seem too unorthodox to an Englishman? Or is the concept more freeform

>>14113666
Yeah, unfortunately it's pretty rare to get Championship league matches on TV in the US, that's where some real competition is going on.

>>14113668
Yeah, Millwall are seriously an issue. I don't like the pansy type of play now but I'll be fucked if I want to get involved in this. They'll arrange meet ups for a fight and everything so like this. Looks gay as fuck but this is a major security issue with Millwall generally still. I knew a guy in their firm. Nicest, most gentle, chill, Catholic guy. Had a great girlfriend, very nice to talk to, whatever. But come Saturday in season and he'd be out doing shit like this. It's hard to explain but basically very English in a hidden kind of way. Again, though: this is southern. You don't get this with northern teams at all. Either west or east. So yeah, I don't really understand that meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4hc_x7u9Q

I like the English stuff, there's nowhere else that has 45+ minutes per half of straight football or any sports here in the US without commercials every 3-5 minutes. The shit here in the US is just plain boring with all the fucking commercials.

>>14113710
Are they gonna just call it as the current standings are or continue it with masks and nobody in the stands?

>>14113710
How is that going to effect the next season and when will it start?

>>14113688
You need roast potatoes. Any cut of meat is ok, but generally beef or lamb. Also chicken is totally acceptable. Most roast dinner is working class fare so you can't afford beef or lamb. Yorkshires are largely obligatory. Veg should just be some kind of green on your plate but you kind go out to pumpkin, etc. Overall, you need a meat, roast potatoes, a veg of some kind, and you absolutely must have gravy. Ideally, you want Yorkshires. A lot of southerners won't include these but they're pretty much essential. Gravy must be smooth, no wine, made from the solid drippings and include a stock of some kind.

>>14113731
Seems as if it needs horseradish.

>>14113721
I don't understand, sorry.

>>14113726
It's actually nothing to do with the game itself or the rankings or anything. They just like to do this with the other side's firm.

>>14113737
Accompaniments to the beef is a southern thing, though. Horseradish or mustard. But pretty haram for a northerner. You only need the gravy.

>>14113747
Fair enough.

>>14113742
I meant it from the fixtures, if you look at them everything is PP, post poned.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/premier-league/scores-fixtures

>>14111759
Where be at my tendies?

>>14113761
Oh, ok. I see what you mean. I have no idea but I do guarantee you Millwall will arrange a skirmish anyway. That's just how they are. Kongflu won't stop them, believe me.

This is the most major incident with them. Anything versus West Ham (my team). Any time you see this scheduled and despite it being postponed, I guarantee you there'll be a serious fucking problem. Most of them will be known to the police and on databases, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Qe4EfFi7E

>>14113796
IRONS IRONS IRONS

>>14113796
WHU is pretty cool! Only a moron would have a problem with that team.

>>14113796
The thing then is that it wont be official.
And I saw that movie, what's that one Green Street Hooligans?
Even us goofy yanks see that.

>>14113796
All the standings have been static since 13th May 2020.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/tables

>>14113457
ok anime nonce

>>14113806
Ohhhhh, east London is wonderfulllll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn7NGJezKSQ

>>14113810
My man :)

>>14113822
Haven't seen it. I'm reminded now to watch it, though, thanks.

>>14113836
The firms won't care. If it's scheduled in any sort of way, they'll arrange a front.

>>14113457
I've been gang fucked in a public toilet whilst being pissed on but I couldn't comprehend how much of a fucking degenerate faggot you have to be to like Anime in the first place and furthermore actually use it as a reaction picture to a fucking Sunday roast. GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>14113932
low level shitposting
apply yourself

>>14114007
If you were right here, right now, I'd kick you in your fanny.

>>14111759
Who barfed in that plate?

>>14112216
Reminder that those potatoes are dry, veggies are overboiled and tasteless with a displeasant texture, enhanced by the "straight out of the packet" gravy, not red wine sauce. The meat is grey and overcooked, the sweet sauce is sugary verging on acidic and the puddings are mushy from all the diarrhea sauce.
Enjoy

>>14113487
>This is some kind of modified southern. >Maybe Somerset.
mong. they're both speaking Yorkshire accents, but softened for international audiences.

>>14113688
Traditional meat include roast beef, roast chicken or turkey, roast pork and roast lamb, but any roasted joint of meat will do.
Yorkshire Puddings are traditionally served with roasted beef, but most people aren't against including them with other meat as well.
Roast potatoes are a must. Other than that, the vegetables can be anything from carrots, parsnips, peas, brocolli and cauliflower.
Stuffing is typical with poultry, but people sometimes make stuffing on it's own to have as a side dish regardless.

>>14115349
>Reminder that those potatoes are dry, veggies are overboiled and tasteless with a displeasant texture, enhanced by the "straight out of the packet" gravy, not red wine sauce. The meat is grey and overcooked, the sweet sauce is sugary verging on acidic and the puddings are mushy from all the diarrhea sauce.
>Enjoy

>>14115380
>if you find british food unappealing and insulting to the senses you must be a jealous american, no other people could dislike that incredible display of british produces and cooking skills
Lol

>tuck in

When did you become australian, mother?

>>14115329
Your Mum because I'd rammed my dick so far up her arse, it had passed her digestion system and lodged in the back of her throat.

>>14115353
> Yorkshire
The fuck they are. Not even close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY

>>14112528
Except that’s not fucking true lad. I’m from South Wales and we have roasties, mash and/or boiled potatoes too.

>>14115550
Both of those actors are from Yorkshire, and they are both speaking in their native accents.

>>14115550
not him but you're dense as fuck Lad.

Is this a daily reminder thread about how british food sucks ass and no one cares about it except self-obsessed bongoloids?

>>14115564
>Is this a daily reminder thread about how british food sucks ass and no one cares about it except self-obsessed bongoloids?

>>14115568
>i-i'll just post this image again ahahah

We get it. You're short of arguments so you resort on epic 4chinz meemz. If you can't handle a real discussion then go cry under your mom's tits and let the big niggas do the talk you pussy ass bitch

>>14115564
>and no one cares about it except
He says as he opens up the thread and responds.
You've got Roast & Mashed Potato where your brain should be and gravy flowing from your Ass, Shart boy.

>>14115560
> native accents
If they were born in some self-loathing Leeds suburb then spent their childhood in Norfolk before moving to London permanently in their teens maybe.

I can tell you're some southern cunt who's never been further north than fucking Cambridge probably.

>>14115582
>and let the big niggas do the talk you pussy ass bitch

>>14115585
Kill yourself britshit namefag

>>14111759


>>14111759
Lol

>>14115587
>YEAH BUT THEYRE NOT THE REAL NORF I'M THE REAL NORF
fucking hell you sound like a scot, insufferable cunt.

>>14115597
>namefag

>>14115597
Not him but please learn the difference between a namefag and a tripfag. Fucking newb.

>>14115349

>>14115612
Same shit, pathetic attention whore

>>14115555
First I've ever heard of that. I thought this was strictly a NE thing. You really do learn something new every day.

>>14115615
No, there's a difference. Different uses, different perception of. You're obviously new. Lurk the fuck more.

>getting angry about some letters above a post

>>14115620
Same purpose, stop being a BITCH

Welp. I guess that's another thread that's hit the dust in a frenzy of back and forth meaningless squabbles and shitposting.

>>14115615
> let the big niggas do the talk you pussy ass bitch

>>14112192
>Ewwww! Vegetables! Icky icky icky!

>>14113457
>Boil all the vegetables
No one said they have to be boiled, lad.

>Pour boiled meat juice on top
That's called "gravy". Making a sauce from the cooking juices of meat and serving the meat in it is literally a thing in every culture around the world.

>>14115642
Imagine being so triggered you start making shops. Says a lot about you, attention seeking faggot

>>14115646
When it's made by the brits, yes, it's shit.
Overboiling everything into a sloppy mush. Sad!

>>14115661
I have nothing to be triggered about.

>>14115673
test because i think i'm banned

>>14115673
Really? Why are you chimping out because some anon said that british food is shit (which it is)? Because you're mad and insecure as fuck.

>>14115349
>displeasant
Thanks for the input, Chaucer.

>>14115349
> red wine sauce
You stupid, ignorant fuck. There's no such thing as 'red wine' with a proper roast dinner gravy. Some people can do variations of this to make it a bit posher or whatever, but traditionally gravy is strictly the drippings and stock. And it's based as fuck and infinitely superior to that French way of making their poxy 'red wine jus' or whatever.

>>14115676
Fuck off to bed, Ausfailia.

>>14115664
>what be 'dis green lookin' shit on ma plate? VEGATABLES? MAW, FETCH THE SHOTGUN!

>>14115683
>And it's based as fuck and infinitely superior to that French way of making their poxy 'red wine jus' or whatever.
And there it is, the britishit inferiority complex toward the french is showing again.

>>14115699
nothing wrong with vegetables as long as they're correctly prepared. brits just can't cook

>>14115711
>brits just can't cook

And there it is, the non-brit inferiority complex toward the brits is showing again.

>>14115676

>>14115716
That's just basic knowledge

Why can't a gent just post nice din dins without some swarthy savage getting all uppity?

>>14115725
That you have an inferiority complex and are jealous of the brits? Yes.

>>14115732
No, that English food is fucking shit.
The whole world knows it except you it seems

>>14115743
>t. swarthy uppity savage

>>14115711
> all British food is shit!!
And there it is, the Ausfailian inferiority complex towards the British is showing again.

>>14115613
>implying anyone in his right mind would want to set foot on this sorry ass rock
>Sad pathetic landscapes
>Rotten cities
>Briteeth "food"
>english "women"
>depressing shoreline
>awful weather
>inbreds everywhere
No wonder bongs are always angsty

>>14115748
>t. lets rajeesh and his boys rape your 12yo daughter

>>14115729
Oh, fucking hell that looks lovely. Roast parsnip and perfect gravy and all.

>>14115751
Fuck off poofter cunt we're better than you at everything

>>14115752
Yes, it's awful. Please don't bother ever coming here.

>>14115743
>No, that English food is fucking shit.
Try not to be so inferior and jealous, it's unseemly.

>>14115758
I have to admit, no English person could ever float a shitty "meat" pie in brownish pea soup and cover it in an entire bottle of ketchup quite like an Australian.

>>14115743
We don't care to cater to the whole world's tastes, you wazzock fuck. We're the English. We only cater to ourselves. Don't like it, you can tie your knickers in another knot and fuck right off.

>>14115769
Out food outclasses yours by miles lmao stop deluding yourself you fucking cunt

>>14115771
yeah that's why curry is your national dish hahahaha fucking colonized mate! hahaha

>>14115758
>Fuck off poofter cunt we're better than you at everything
Being fatter and shorter isn't everything.

>>14115779
>Out food outclasses yours by miles

lol

>>14115786
We're also richer and not infected with millions of pakis raping our daughters mate

>>14115791
Tell me more about jellied eels and your fucking toast sandwich LMAO

>>14115794
>We're not infected with millions of pakis raping our daughters mate

>>14115796

>>14115797
better having abos than fucking pakis
don't forget to report yourself for racism as soon as your daughter gets dicked by 15 pajeets

>>14115801
Of course you'd rather have abbos, you're a swarthy savage yourself. You're kindred spirits.

>>14115803
lmao literally whiter than you mohamed, enjoy being a minority in your own fucking capital city mate

>>14115801
Nah they're both bad. You have plenty of poos and chinks as well so don't know why you push this so hard. And who cares about demographics when you'll all be burnt to ashes soon anyway

>>14115806
>lmao literally whiter than you mohamed

>>14115779
> curry is your national dish
No, see, you're confused again. This is an example of the whole world catering to us. Fuckwad idiot.

>>14115811
Get fucked by covid nigel, your jealousy is showing

>>14115811
>>14115814
>>14115817
nice the butthurt brit squad is out

>>14115811
>w-who cares about demography, i-it's not like we're being replaced! haha

pathetic bongoloids you deserve the rope

>>14115828
>pathetic bongoloids you deserve the rope
That's what we used to do until we discovered Australia made a great dumping ground for our swarthy criminals and other undesirables, like your great grandad.

>>14115786
>anglomanlets

>>14115876
>negrolets
You're the ones speaking English aren't you?

>>14115876
>Slavelets, buhahahhahaa!

>>14115914
>>14115917
>Inbred scousers projecting like hell

>>14113433
Don't listen to that other retard, those are definitely northern accents, nothing like Somerset at all. Not far north, but north bordering on Midlands, Sheffield/Hull/Lincoln sort of area. No idea what shit that other anon is smoking.

>>14113560
Southern includes the East too, so anything from West Country to cockney to the old fashioned hyperlect that the Queen uses.

/ck/ is way too fucking British lately, constant fry up/sunday roast and "we invented this" threads and way more usage of retarded babytalk slang words.
Pipe down already, you're not going to force your country out of meme status, you'll always be pie-scoffing neanderthals/curry-chugging indians.

>>14113560
don't listen to these norfern mongs, west country has a distinct accent compared to the rest of the souf

>>14116041
seeing as you're here, you might as well have some dinner

>>14116041
bongs are gross

>>14116041
B-but muh war restrictions! We used to have great cuisine before the war but we HAD to forget how to properly cook meat and veggies and gorge ourselves with fried sewer extract and boiled parsnips

>>14116050
Oh ok fag, I'll be sure to say "except west country" everytime I'm telling you to stop speaking like a baby and posting endless pictures of the same two dishes that no one else in the world apart from the occasional gormless american asked to see.

>>14116052
Did your blind kid brother make dinner?

>>14116126
>>14116145
>seething yanks

>>14116041
Agreed, Br*tish threads are even worse than Am*rican threads and A*ssie threads combined

>>14116159
Go ahead, post another brekky or roastie ya noncey poncey, cause when you start trying to prove me wrong by posting ugly, shit food like >>14116052
it makes you look even worse.

>>14116052
overcooked. would still eat though. needs gravy.

>>14116052
>Dung in dough
What's the appeal?

I like Brit food but I think it's cause I'm Dutch because everyone seems to really HATE our food, probably because traditionally we boil our vegetables and a lot of dishes are just vegetables mashed with potatoes and a side of meat. I love it though.

>>14116438
looks banging m8

>>14116181
You must be a total homosexual, you can't spell anything properly without using asterisks.

>>14116438
This looks delicious, though.

>>14113331
Manchester is in the west midlands you sket

I just picked one of these up and made some cheese and pickle sandwiches but didn't really like them. What else can I use it for?

>>14116567
Nothing. Chuck it in the bin. It's shit.

>>14112611
this is a cursed image

>>14115729
gravy was too thin desu senpai

>>14112611
>Stella
>An adult ate this

>>14116567
you can break the jar and use a shard to kys

>>14113487
You're an actual retard if you're claiming Sean Bean doesn't have a northern accent

>>14116438
What veggies do you put in the mash?

>>14119722
vegetable in the dish is raw andive

>>14115756
The fuck is a parsnip?

>>14115349
Simmering, seething.

>>14116515
>Manchester is in the west midlands you sket

>>14120241
must be from yorkshire

>>14112682
chill, daddy, chill!

>>14120169
Man you're an anglo on a cooking board, let that simmer for a little while

>>14115732
Why would any American be jealous of a slack jawed brit? They lost the revolution and we're not their colonial bitches like you are.

>>14121771
>Manchester is in the west midlands you sket

>>14113457
>Roast dinner
>boils vegetables
roast everything. The whole point of a roast is its really easy to do, just stick everything in the oven and make some gravy

>>14122295
One pan roast din for the win.