/ck/ - Food & Cooking

jesus christ youre a retard

>>14100767
You receive a live duck.

>>14100767
They kill and clean it on your doorstep

>>14100767
they ship them with ice packets or whatever.

They ship in special coolers with ice packs

Save those ice packs, I've gotten some in the past and they come in handy from time to time. Like these "nordic ice packs" I've gotten during shipping. Just throw them in your freezer, they'll come in later.

>>14100773
>>14100774
you get an egg you need to hatch and raise

>>14101398
Ahah imagine eating the duck you raised as a pet... Your meat has a name.

>>14101407
When I was like 5 years old, we got a piglet shortly after Christmas. The family named him what translates into English as 'Little Easter.' Come April, I was looking around for Little Easter and couldn't find him. Oh well.
I get called to the table for lunch. We're having pork chops. I happily munch then ask:
>Hey mom, where's Little Easter?
Brother chimes in:
>"You're eating him. Is he good?"
>No I'm not! He's a little piggy, not pork chops! (I actually said this)
They told me that's where meat came from: animals. It fucked me up a little, but I got over it. Tasty, tasty pork chops.

>>14101839
I had an experience like that when I was about 7 or 8, except it was a chicken. I was informed of the chicken's fate, I shrugged, kept eating, and that was that

I think the am*rican compulsion to overcompensate and harass vegans comes from a lack of understanding of how food works. Vegetables are good and you do not need to kill things to live a good life. Animal meat tastes good (depending) and they are convenient, that's about it

Flyovers take so much pride in being "farmers" but really they have no connection to food at all when you get right down to it. They eat fast food and boxed crap and will get very offended over real food

>>14101839
You're retarded if you didn't realize meat came from animals even as a kid.

>>14101870
I guess I never really thought about it at 4 or 5 years old. The next one to become dinner was Carolina, our hen. She stopped laying. Into the stock pot she went.

>>14101865
Why are you bringing politics, veganism and anti-middle-American sentiments into it? Just stfu, please.

>>14101865
>Animal meat tastes good (depending) and they are convenient, that's about it
Animal products provide nutrition that you can't really get from vegetables. That's why vegans have to take more supplements but still generally don't have as much muscle mass as an omnivore.

But still, it does get to be a bit disappointing when some people start acting fanatical when you say that having to kill animals has some downsides and maybe it would be good if things could change.

>>14101886
No U
>>14101899
The reason you're able to get B12 from meat is because the animals are given supplements.

>>14101918
Except they aren't, its just part of meat and one of the many vitamins our bodies need.
Why does it taste good? Part of it is heem.

>>14101942
That's simply incorrect, B12 is "part of the meat" because the animal absorbed it from its gut. How did the B12 get into its gut? From supplements. Because domesticated meat animals eating commercial feed and getting modern veterinary treatments are not going to have the right kind of gut biome to produce the B12 you're expecting.

>>14101953
Well, called the compant that makes my chicken feed. No b12 added. All the farmers here feed their cattle hay theoughout theyear and only use grain a few weeks before market.

Then googled it. Everything youre saying is from vegan propaganda sites, try harder next time. And since humans cant make their own b12, if you arent taking supplements(usually made from animal products) you srent getting it. Also correct farming keeps it in the soil and helps with rhe circle of life and all that and prevents farm erosion. If we tries to geow enough vegan feed for the world it would he dust bowl 2.0

Any other vegan myths i should dispel?

>>14101865
vegans are cringe incarnate but your point about flyovers is 100% true

>>14101407
You get used to it. It stops feeling bad once you get the head and feathers off. Then its meat.

>>14101899
>Animal products provide nutrition that you can't really get from vegetables.
That’s incorrect.

>>14100767
They drive really fast

>>14102012
Don't waste your time these fuckers will toy with you all day. The best part is when you try to debate them in real life they either start to get emotional or immediately reach for their phone.

>>14102780
Yeah the other day I was at a restaurant eating alone when I heard the girl at the table next to me ask for a vegan item. I immediately got up and demanded she debate me on the spot about the vegan couple who fed their baby soy milk and she got all hysterical and asked to speak to the manager. Vegans are a meme

>>14101407
My meat's name is Dinner

>>14102806
Heh, I meant like dating a vegan who's "chill" at first but then tries to change you. Or those occasional days when you're in the dining hall at work and some college activist kid shoves some stupid brochure on the table. It happens.

WOW!
My duck egg hatched!
It thinks I'm it's mom!

>>14100931
Used to work in pet retail and we'd get these with certain shipments. Had a dozen or so in my freezer for a while. Lost them when I moved out of that appt tho. Miss the hell out of them.

>>14100767

The delivery is so quack that there is not time for it to go bad.

>>14102833
One time I was eating steak on my own PRIVATE PROPERTY when a libtard vegan burst down my door and threw blood on me. Little did it know I love blood because I am big strong cave man. I took out my cocked and locked 45 ACP and stood my ground like a man, and what did the liberal do? It took a video with its $4000 obamaphone to put on Woke Twitter and tried to cancel me! "Doctor" Anthony Fauci then kneeled with Colin Kapernick to denounce the USA and God while marxist professors allowed my hot, naked, oiled-up white daughter to get BLACKED while they forced me to watch. But instead of prematurely ejaculating like a liberal soy boy would I instead looked at Christ on the Cross and ejaculated towards His naked body instead. Then Joe Rogan and my father figure, the REAL doctor Professor Ben Shapiro stood up and DESTROYED the libtards using FACTS AND LOGIC.

My daughter, still shaking from multiple orgasms, oozed the cream pie out of her holes and was made a virgin again through the power of the Free Market. An eagle named It's Ok To Be White popped out of her uterus (which is my own PRIVATE PROPERTY as defined in the Bible), sang "Red White and Blue" by Toby Keith, and shat fish bowl cleaner into our mouths, curing us all of the democrat hoax Wuhan Flu immediately. And then everybody clapped.

lmfao

>>14104762
>kimber 1911

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