/ck/ - Food & Cooking

In a burrito.

>>14099770
Just eat the flesh

>>14099777
>>14099877
Checked

Lemon juice, salt, pepper.

>>14099770
guac toast

>>14099770
Rectally

>>14099914
Add a bit of extra virgin olive oil and some chilli flakes too

>>14099770
Mash it up with salt and lemon juice, then put on some toast.

mccormick guacamole seasoning packet, nothing better

>>14099770
Bit of mayo, salt, diced white onion, diced cilantro, combine. Inject directly into jugular.

guac toast

>>14099770
Cut it up into chunks, pour some salt and balsamic vinegar over it. I've never thought of any other healthy vegetables I could add to that bowl to make a better, healthier salad, unfortunately. Only stuff like tomatoes, onions, and cucumber comes to mind - but that's not that healthy. Although I just had the weird idea of putting sardines on slices of avocado.

>>14099770
Guac. Lime juice, lime zest, cilantro, white onion, salt, pepper all mashed together into a paste, combined with mashed avocado.

>>14100611
No.

>>14099770
Eat the skin.
Throw away the inside.

>>14099770
Halved. Remove seed. Put splash of vinegar or lemon juice into either halve. Add salt and pepper. Eat with teaspoon. Scooped onto buttered toast not obligatory but good, anyway.

That's it.

>>14102372
This but garlic powder instead of pepper. I don't think Mexicans put pepper in their guacamole.

>>14102372
>no tomato
>no garlic
>cilantro
Fucking garbage.

>>14100611
>chili flakes
>not jalapeno
This board is utter garbage.

>>14102447
Fuck no they don't. My retard brain didn't even register that faggot listed pepper, though.

>>14102466
>Tomato in guac
>No cilantro in guac
Absolute tastelet

>>14102447
Garlic is fine though.

>>14099770
eat it on the side of a chicken vegetable soup

Guacamole:
1 Teaspoon of garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 lime
1 heaping pinch of cilantro, onions, jalapenos, and tomatoes.
1 teaspoon olive oil
1 ripe avocado

>Mix all together and coat evenly, then smash all together into a paste.

>Add avocado and smash to desired consistency.

>Coat all off the smashed avocado with the aforementioned ingredients left at the bottom of the bowl.

>Serve with tortilla chips.

This recipe is a guaranteed hit. It's delicious.

>>14102447
I like a liiiittle bit of pepper in mine. I don't care what the Mexicans do, I just keep adding shit until it tastes better than the last batch. My guac is a green sea of inconsistent flavor

shove it up your ass faggor

salt
pepper
cayenne
simple as

With a nice piece of meat.

Bump

>>14099770
Best way
>Scoop half onto toast
>Little salt and pepper
That's it, warm crunchy bread and soft, cool avocado is perfect

>>14099770
I like them mashed up with extra virgin olive oil, salt, black pepper, and red pepper.

Soy sauce and chill flakes. Also try cutting them widthwise.

On rye, with a runny fried egg and a bit of chili oil. Simple as.

>>14103009
>Also try cutting them widthwise.
why?

>>14102521
This is the only right answer.

carve the stone into a charm to ward off gypsies

>>14103871
What are the tales of gypsies? A lot of it seems scrubbed off the internet.

>>14099885
Shut the fuck up

mash up inside
lots of crushed garlic
a nice bit of salt
wa-la

>>14103911
Checked

>>14104276
Shut the fuck up.

Salt and a spoon

>>14099770
i hated them until i did keto and had to eat them every day in my burritos

so; in a burrito. adding salt vastly improves their flavor

>>14099770
You peel the skin and bite it like a fruit

>>14104276

>>14099770
I think of Avocado more like a condiment or spread.
Kinda like really thick mayo or butter.
Salt and pepper in any case, lime can work really well too.
That basic seasoned avocado goes with like a million things.

>>14099770
Fresh out of the tree. Store bought avocados are mushy and FUCKING DISGUSTING.

>>14099770
Mashed up with smoked salmon is the best

>>14102521
>heaping pinch

>>14099770
Why so many post asking basic ass google questions lately. Nigga we ain’t your personal cookbook.

>>14105887
Shut up bitch and give me recipes

>>14105624
yikes

mash it, lime, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, peeper, cup of plain yogurt, celery, red onion, green bell pepper, optional raisins, chopped up rotisserie chicken. chicken salad.

With mistletoe

>>14105624
What the fuck, you can at least separate the two so it doesn't look like baby puke.

Make guac, add it on top of a toasted sourdough bread

>>14105887
Why do people come here then? Are we not allowed to talk about fucking foods?

>>14099770
guacamole with some nachos or chips

>>14106298
No, it's awesome like this

Ok, in short it's taco, guacamole and burritos? Disappointed with the obvious fucking answers.

Who here cooks with this shit instead of trying to replicate the taco bell menu?

>>14106786
What the hell do you want to hear?
It goes well with almost anything.
It's basically a condiment straight from the tree.
Like, what are you even looking for?

>>14102521
>garlic powder
>jalapenos
>olive oil
>heaping pinch

>>14099770
Crack an egg in it and bake in the oven

>>14099770
Put them into thin slices.
And just sorta... drape them on top of the meat.
Oh that's lovely.
Rustic, beyutiful, delishous.
Nice, juicy burgah

>>14107319
Im not op, I clicked in this thread in hope to find something unusual and it's all normal garbage.

>What do I do with rice?
U cook with water n salt n shit. Wow no kidding.

>>14107337
Even though this shit is stupid at least its more original than fucking taco bell recipes.

sugar

>>14107878
So what do you do with rice, retard?
What is your problem here?
How about contribute something. Waste of space.

>smear on bread
>add a little salt
wala

>>14099770
Cut em in half, leave the shell on, drop em in oil to the shell is crispy and crunchy

Guacamole.

>>14102321
sardines on avocado slices sounds like my meal of the day tomorrow!