/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14099379
You make really bad threads.

>>14099379
if you wanna cook well, gas, if you don't care for the hassle, electric

>>14099379
Hitler used gas

>>14099379
why are women such FUCKING WHORES I swear to god the russians were right to gang rape every woman in sight

>>14099402

D-do you not see that bulge anon?

professional gas range with proper ventilation > electric induction > electric coil >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> consumer grade gas range >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> glass top electric

>>14099415
Just because a woman has a penis doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to have another one inside her

>>14099379
God I hate women. Can OP start using cute boys instead? Or at the very least, 2D girls?

>>14099392
based I love Hitler now

>>14099379
gas stove electric oven nuff said

>>14099421
What do you see as the difference between professional gas vs home gas hob?

I've had both, I prefer electric because no risk of gas leak, fuck up lighting while drunk or leaving stove on etc but what shits me up the wall? Can't use an ibrik (at least on mine). Does my fucking head in
Otherwise haven't noticed any difference as far as cooking, but I'm also useless at cooking anyway

>>14099421
Why are glass top electric stoves considered bad anon?
I've been using one for four years with very few issues. Only issue being auto shutoff kicks in if the surface isn't covered

>>14099421
this, cant even boil water with glass top electric

>>14099380
That's because your g## well you know 1 of them.

>>14099634
This isn't reddit. The only thing that spamming lazy guaranteed replies threads will do is give you a reputation for spamming low effort garbage.

gas range + 1 IH cooktop

>>14099379
I'll see that and raise you a pizza girl.

>>14099529
They're inefficient. I'd say they only become popular, because they're looking more pleasing and are easy to clean.

>>14099656
Apparently she's suicidal now that she's too old for the pedos and her views have nosedived

>>14099646
This is you.

>>14099379
Electrician here. While the risk of a gas explosion is far less likely than the risk of an electrical fire (especially in cases like pic related), you always hear some horror stories.
I was standing about ten feet away from an excavator when it snagged on a rogue nipple of a back alley gas line. Jesus fucking christ, it was like standing next to a 747 engine, I couldn't hear shit for almost an hour. The apprentice who was in the trench at the time was just about fucking crying as we all got the fuck out of there. Calling in for the repair was fucking hilarious, because I'm pretty certain they were laughing at me for yelling like I was deaf. Local gas company got the line patched up fast, but fuck that scare ruined the day for us.

Gas is still better for professional cooking, though. Don't let retards like us ruin it for you.

>>14099402
Have sex

>>14099675
That's her problem, not mine.

Let's have some Fish Canyon here!

>>14099379
Gas, as God intended

>>14099726
Gassie is the star of the "Gassie the Toot'n Pooch" sketch. He's a dog who speaks by passing gas.

>>14099734
Why do you faggots test out your weird fucking Google Bots on /ck/?

>>14099738
They get paid for it. Like any twats from india or pakistan.

>>14099738
Follow the money, always.
What are you, retarded?

>>14099542
If they would double up the electric coil on glass top they'd be great, our stove has one burner in the front with double element and it cooks like a pro but it makes it confusing af when you try to use the other burners

>>14099740
>>14099741
How is there any money to be found from posting random Google results on /ck/?

Why is that stupid ass whore even wearing a bikini indoors???

>>14099838
>he doesn't know

>>14099515
output
anythin less than 25000 btu goes in the trash

>>14099875
clearly output is a lot of bullshit gas from india and pakistan so they can keep their h1bs here in the USA, get a foothold in then bring in their extended familys. We call them anchor babies.

>>14099961
...Huh? The hell do mudmen have to do with gas burners?

>>14099379
Gas for stove top electric for baking.

>>14099699
My dad hit the meter down at the front of the property when mowing 3 foot tall weeds with a commercial mower. Shit was ridiculously loud. The gas company sent out a backhoe and they dug about 6 feet down to repair that fucker.

I want a gf that can't cook for shit

myleene klass is such a talentless-wankstain

>>14099415
Obviously a vulva. No penis is shaped like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-78pcvZ200
TOTP
Blondie - Sunday Girl / Dreaming (TOTP 1979)

>>14099379
Are you using it to make coffee?

>>14100061
Literally forced by one week of spamming. Channers used to be smarter than this.

Who that girl tho

>>14100142
My DAUGHTER no rude remarks please.

>>14099379
Her name is Samantha, if anyone cares.

>>14099677
I look exactly like this guy, minus 300 lbs. If it wasn’t for the red hair I’d be killing it

imagine grabbing the pan out of her hand and smashing it into that stupid fucking face to wipe off her retarded grimace then as she gasps and starts screaming in shock as she realizes what you just did you grab her by that shitty hairdo and push her face into the stove to shut her the fuck up just letting her simmer for a minute or two...then you take her off the flame and say "hmm...yea ill take that medium rare to go please" then tearing off that retarded looking whore outfit and fuck her rotten putrid cunt as her screams turn into pathetic sobbing and futile attempts of resistance turn into submission as she realises that there is nothing she can do and after a good while of ramming her pussy you finally bust a fat one inside her then you ask her "aww are you ok liddle baby are you thirsty are you gonna stawp crying if you give you a drink?" and then piss all over her face then take her phone post a pic of her to her social media and send it to her parents then leave 50 bucks and a note on the table saying "heres for the abortion...no hard feelings, but its kinda your fault for dressing like a whore and making stupid faces for instagram while you were supposed to be focused on cooking...haha my pic was so much better ok byee ~" then taking a one way ticket to taiwan and doing lines of coke off of escorts asses before you die of a heart attack or run out of money HAHA!

>>14100151

Sir, may I ask your daughters hand in marriage?

ah bloo bloo bloo

>>14101191

>>14100142
See
>>14100032

>>14099529
>Only issue being auto shutoff kicks in if the surface isn't covered
sounds like you have an induction stove, anon

>>14099415
That's called a pelvis. If you lost the fat above and around it, you might be able to see your own.

>>14101236

You guys are horrible at spotting trannies

He has large hands, masculine facial features, and a body remnant of testosterone.

That's a tuck job kiddo

>>14101245
Not all of us, I just skipped over it without commenting. I went on to other things.

>>14101202
HOW MUCH $DO YOU MAKE?

>>14099448
>Hates women
>Likes cute boys
>Likes anime
>BOTH CREATED BY WOMEN
>all created by God
>A woman

>>14101327
based god(des)

>>14100097
Is coffee good for you ?

>>14100030
I am in love.

Electric stove top is fucking trash. Go gas.
>Fire is instant heat, how you want it, when you want it
>Can still cook if the power goes out
>Possibility of a gas leak in the house is a thrilling rollercoaster ride for the ambitious and a sweet release for the unambitious
and so on

>>14100030
Women doing housework and cooking is a massive turn on to me. Fiance likes to tell me it's because it reminds me of my mother to piss me off, but idk where it comes from

>>14099379
Gas all the way. Electric takes longer to het up and have you ever tried to take the skins off peppers with electric burners? It doesnt work. Also, I wanna walk up behind her and slide my fingers down the front of her bathing suit.

My apartment has electric but I'd prefer gas for cooking. I'd probably be dead by now though because I cook while drunk pretty regularly.

>>14099379

Why is she cooking in a bathing suit?

>>14099677

If you don't look like this then you need to gtfo desu

>>14102284
You love your mother, don’t you anon?

>>14102367
Of course, I'm afraid I just don't see the relevance is all lol

>>14099415
>>14101245
that's called a fat pussy my nigga
get laid

>>14099379
I'll be replacing my electric top with gas soon, what brands should I look at. Bosch have this really nice 5 burner, but I'd really like something with a flat top for burgers etc.

>>14102944
Okay, didn't know they were called griddles.
Does anyone have one on their cooktops? Worth it?

>>14099656
I fucking hate when it's a woman delivering my pizza

>>14099415
>>14099427
>>14101236
>>14102855
That's a maxi pad.

>>14102962
Maxi pads don't ejaculate semen

>>14102955
Absolute pain in the ass, don't get one.

>>14102955
You're never gonna make it with just that anon

>>14102989
>yfw that stove literally cost 17x my car.

>>14099392
It's super effective!

>>14102989
>gas lava rock grill
what the fuck, that's an option?

>>14099379
Gas is much better. Pretty much due to temp control. Heats up super quick, and you can lower the flame to reduce heat fast if needed. Only downside I know is having a pilot light go out or any issue due to a gasleak, which Im guessing is rare

>>14103026
Make sure to not use vinegar on hot limestone, that'll make poison gas. Don't do that to release a bean from some old guy's throat.

>>14103044
Pilot light or a gas line going out is easy to detect since the gas is spiked with a scent, that's easily smelled and therefore detected. At least in NYC it's spiked with a scent, by law it has to be to prevent stupid explosions and to shutup the faces of idoits against using gas for stoves and ovens.

>>14103044
I think the scent is of rotten eggs. It's noticable, i've only had a pilot light go out during high winds with windows opened.

>>14101327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YXzywDWc1k

>>14099379
Leftists hate gas stoves so obviously gas stoves are better, I base this off nothing other than leftists trying to make everyone as miserable as they are

>>14101327
>>14103083
God is a man, women are incapable of creating anything themselves

Is that in OPs pic a dude?
That's too bad if so.
It does look like it's sporting a package down below.

>>14103092
???
Imagine being this brainwashed by your own politics that you bring them into a debate about gas vs electric stoves. kys

>>14103104
Blah blah blah, whiney leftist commie californian detected.

>>14103104
Are you still whining that shillary lost to Trump? Get over it.

>>14103107
Yeah, I actually do live in California and probably what you'd call a "leftist"
I also like my gas stove, go back to /pol/

>>14103104
Go back to your hanoi jane channel CNN, it's your comfort zone.

>>14103109
>Are you still whining that shillary lost to Trump? Get over it.
No, I'm over it. Clearly you aren't, faggot

>>14103112
I call bullshit, your commie californian government doesn't let people use gas. You must be some kind of political that has a private gas line.

>>14103122
I don't have to be over it, Trump won.
Deal with it.

>>14103125
I am over it. You're the one that brought up Trump?
>>14103123
Are you trolling or just this deluded? Conservatives from flyover states love to shit on California without ever having visited, just cause Alex Jones told them it's stinky and full of liberals. Whatever lets you sleep at night.

>>14101191
Reported to the WHO

>>14103097
it's true

if you plant a seed into the ground, what created the tree
the dirt or the seed

>>14102989
>$60,000
what the fuck

>>14103134
No, if you read the thread something you types aren't used to it was a mention of lefties, and they're stupid clinton types, and therefore losers. Trump did come up as not a stupid lefty.
What's your problem?

>>14100030
You're in luck, that's about 98% of women under 40 these dayas.

>>14103164
muh dik

>>14103189
We should be getting the demographics from the 2020 census soon, so can work from that,

Gas is objectively better.
The only reason you have electric stoves is because you don't have gas hookups

>>14100030

You don't want that, anon

>>14099421
this is pretty accurate, though induction has drawbacks it provides a lot more niche benefits than the drawbacks take away compared to electric
high end gas is great but fuck anything priced competitively

>>14099379
Gas heats up far faster, so gas. Takes me 15 minutes to fry an egg on an electric stove top.
Induction is faster again, more energy efficient than electric or gas, and safer than both. Only down side is you have to surrender non stick surfaces. I think that's an acceptable sacrifice. Would give induction a go.

>>14104619
>Only down side is you have to surrender non stick surfaces.
What do you mean?

>>14104675
Induction = magnets = iron. A lot of non stick pans lack the high iron content required. In fact most are aluminium.

>>14102284
why is your fiance trying to piss you off?

your relationship already sounds toxic

>>14099389
>The hassle

The hassle or what??? Both take the same amount of time to turn on retard and electric takes forever to even get warm

>>14104718
Oh, I don't use induction (I have a six-burner gas range at home) but the non-stick pans I have can be used on induction.

>>14104728
>electric takes forever to even get warm
get a nonshit electric
>The hassle or what
cleaning it, retard

>>14099415
based tranny schizo

>>14104788
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>14101245
ok, so you're effectively a virgin. Maybe you fluked a sexual encounter once. That doesn't mean you know the first thing about women, and it's obvious you don't.

>>14103123
One little suburb of 100k isn't running new residential gas lines.

>>14099379
I like old style electric or induction, but not those shitty glass tops. Gas doesn't interface efficiently with the flat bottoms of cooking vessels so heating water takes longer and most of my stove use is just heating pressure cookers. I used a stovetop kettle on my cousin's gas stove and it took a long time.