/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14095818
imagine being such a whore you carry this thing around

>>14095818
birth control?

>>14095834
Ok, /r9k/.

>>14095818
Tic tacs?

>>14095843
Yes but you can only eat 1 a day, that's what the timer is for

>>14095841
its like one of those old timey clocks but instead of checking the time you are checking how man y guys you fucked that month

>>14095900
uhhhhhhhh

>>14095901
That's not how hormonal birth control works, retard.

>>14095909
i can see you are very hormonal right now

>>14095920
Funny burn but you're still retarded

>>14095776
Same but with pahoehoe lava

>>14095901
Ok virgin

>>14096122
It's so minty

>>14095768

Delicious fudge

>cranberry and squid snack
>for fish only
one of these fucking days im going to bite the bullet and give them a try anyways

>>14096134
Is that not just real food? What is it actually if it's not?

>>14096179
I bet it tastes good at first and after like a second it's shit

>>14096170

>>14096180
apfelstrudel = apple pastry
whats the inedible part?

>>14096194
Please explain, in detail, why you posted it in this thread.

>>14096179
I'm genuinely surprised why I've never drunkenly popped one of these in my mouth while fishing.

fucking hell man this thread is making me feel like a little kid again, it's bringin back all kinds of smells and tastes and memories of locations tied to this tasty looking plastic crap

>>14096182
I bet it tastes like butterfinger

>>14096075

>>14096271
Forbidden cotton candy vs. forbidden coolwhip.

Mmm, zesty!

>>14096311
>offbrand sunny D

>>14095768
This kills the zoomer

>>14095768
Pyramid dice
Push pen thumbnail

>>14095901
LMAO do you honestly think they take one pill for every time they fuck? Hilarious

>>14095901
They're not morning after pills you virge

>>14096180
>>14096194
>>14096212

>>14096271
Is that... OSB SUBFLOOR??

>>14096393
Plywoodfag spotted.

>>14096428
NOOOO

>>14096075
https://youtu.be/qaXV_tUCCtY

>>14096387
>adult fruity pebbles

>>14095768

>>14096169
Macaroons?

Forbidden rock candy

>>14096604

Forbidden corndog.

>>14096649
but those are edible

>>14096134
I don't understand...

>>14095768
>shitty international set
>not standard white on gold
0/10, would not eat

>>14095840
the fact that this post contains a question mark worries me greatly

>>14096649
>>14096660
When stripped down, the rods also make a great emergency mosquito repellent if you're fishing, but don't employ this knowledge as fucking twats have raped every lake in the midwest and we need all the reeds we can get.

>>14096737
how do they repel mosquitos?

>>14096755
You use them to bonk the mosquito on the head

>>14096271

>>14096919

>>14096937

>>14096105
What is this delicacy

>>14095904
Those are the shitty unforbidden versions. The real ones look like they taste way nicer and have a good mouthfeel.

>>14096970
Sand

>>14096960
mm fwuit gummy

>>14096966
Bellissimo, boun apetito.

>Inedible due to their disgustingly bitter taste
These are just lies told by the mushroom enthusiasts to stop everyone from eating their delicious strawberry jelly shroom supply.

>>14096363
That's the official position of the Republican Party, so it must be true.

>>14097041
On a related note
>These little fungi are of no culinary interest. It is unclear whether they are toxic or not
If a scientist told me that these taste like anything other than honeycomb or orange, I would spit in his face and call him a liar.

>>14096583
soap i think

>>14095768
>ITT: /ck/ autists post
10/10 thread

>>14095818
why wont my wife let me have some of her special candy

nothing like the first sip in the morning

>>14096960
What's this?

>>14096583
>>14097076
Lush, it's a UK store that does soap, shampoo, hippie vegan shit. Some of it is honestly great though.

>>14096565
this is so dumb
why would you post this?

>>14097294
Cherry flavored

yum

>>14097041
>cranberries and cream

>>14095768
I love noodles.

I like the grape flavor.

>>14096169
I always get hungry whenever I walk past a Lush shop.

>>14097623
fuck hornworms
they fuck up my tomatoes every year
i always get angry when i see them in their disgusting moth state

>>14096483
based.

>>14097619
heh
i ate one once.

>>14096217
This stuff looked so appealing as a kid, like bright neon ice cream.

>>14095840
>never had a gf or sister
shouldn't you be posting on /gif/ about female psychology

>>14096933
Giga-Toaster

>>14096271
That's my dad's garage from his old house, how the FUCK did you get this picture?

>>14097571
I used to work at one of the manufacturing warehouses. I smelled so good all the time.

>>14097623
/ck/'s soul animal

>>14097507

>>14095768
I remember in 1995 or something my mom rented a VHS tape from the library about Hong Kong boat people and I didn't know what was going on it was all so exciting and at one point there's a few of them shuffling what I later found out was Mah Jong pieces but at the time seemed like delicious vanilla/mint jelly candies

>>14097507
Imagine your name is Kriptsada Ratapachoom and you have to pull a tape worm out of your ass like a clown pulling one of those novelty never-ending scarves

melted cheese

>>14097507
Of course he's from India.

>>14097782
that chartreuse stuff both disgusted and fascinated me as a kid. Is any of that junk actually edible?

>>14097995
Well, just the chartreuse stuff.

>>14095901
I take it to treat PCOS and so do many girls/women I know.
Àlso it doesn't necessarily mean you're having sex with multiple people

>>14097980
kek

>>14098007
tits or gtfo

>>14098048
This is /ck/. We don't usually do that shit here.

>>14098007
>>14098085
show feet

>>14098091
That's better. Seconded.

>>14095768

>>14096565
i want to ___ that snek

>>14098104
holy shit anon you activated an ancient repressed hunger

it smells so good.

>>14097834
nice try but why the fuck would a garage of all places have an OSB subfloor

>>14097285
is that paint? are you telling me you want to drink paint?

>>14098412
One of my earliest, most vivid memories is when I was at daycare around 4 years old me and a bunch of other kids we at a table about to do some crafts with a big plate of elmer's glue in the middle. The supervisor had to leave for a moment and just before she left she told us all not to eat any of the glue. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.

>>14098446
did you all eat the glue

>>14098452
What's funny is it never would have occurred to any of us that it might have been edible if she hadn't said anything. I sure as hell wasn't gonna eat any.

>>14097990
Came to post this. Forbidden spam.

>>14098445
Don't be silly, it's Japanning lacquer.

>>14098125
taste

>>14098594
our dog ate one once and the hand stuck out of her ass the next day when she took a shit

>>14096919

BOOP BOOP BEDOOPEDOOP

>>14096387
I stared at this for a minute and couldn’t see the image. I usually can see one within 15 seconds. Do I need to get my eyes checked?

>>14097323
It's in the US as well.

>>14098535
Canned explosions, still good after 100 years

>>14099022
kek what the fuck, a kid is absolutely gonna eat this shit

I love Superman ice cream.

>>14096737
Haha I'm gonna rape the lakes! You can't stop me either. I'm gonna rape the shit out those lakes.

>>14099059
I don't think I've ever thought about these things for well over a decade, but now I immediately remember how they feel and sound just by looking at this

>>14099153

>>14095818
cursed forbidden

>>14098445
that's crude oil

>>14095818
cursed forbidden

>>14099153
Chili con rope

>>14096113
What? These are delicious

>>14097041
honestly I love bitter things. I'd give it a try really.

Raspberry or grape?

>>14099191
>"might"
Based alarmists hedging their bets in case someone questions them.

>>14098369
>Hoppe's Nitro Powder
This is the future AnCaps want

>>14098853

>>14098577
Imagine the noise they'd make when you shat them out later.

Technically not forbidden but would probably kill you

>>14098369
I mean, Hoppes #9 shit is all mostly just kerosene, alcohol, and ammonia. It's like huffing any other cleaning product.

have minty fresh teeth while being unhealthy!

Mmm nougat

>>14096182
delicious caramel

>>14096919
now that's what I call a fresh banana

>>14098853
If you get some of these and they dissolve in water you can eat them. They're basically unflavored cheetos

>>14096217
>>14096179
they taste fishy meaty and sweet all at one, do not recommend
t. bored boy scout

minty fresh

>>14098125
snack

>>14096363
>do you honestly think they take one pill for every time they fuck?
I knew a girl who relied on the morning-after pill as her primary form of contraception.
She was cute but not the sharpest.

>>14098085
>This is /ck/. We don't usually do that shit here.
Not since the days of Jewgirl anyway.

>>14099545
/ck/ has always been a "cute feet" board.

>>14096217
Holy fuck ... I forgot about those. My sisters convinced me to eat one when I was kid and we were out fishing. Maybe 5 years old? I don't remember what it tasted like, though. I do remember my old man throwing an empty Olympia beer can at me and telling me to stay out of the tackle box, though.

>>14098597
lel

>>14099587
They're just so kid friendly.

>>14096937
imagine being so insecure you have to buy the longest banana, then you end up needing a special rack for it.

>>14096737
just post videos of sickly asians coofing on them.

>>14096937
imagine all the banana bread you could get out of one of these badboys

>>14097786
it doesn't look like that in my country.

>>14097323
It's also so goddamn overpriced. Used to love walking into one of the larger stores and going into the huge basement maze of smells and soaps though.

>>14097507
But honestly what would whole tapeworm noodles taste like? Why don't we farm them? I think with proper treatment they could be pretty safe.

>>14099730
We don't farm tapeworms for the same reason we don't farm bugs.

Honestly, there are some larvae out there that taste absolutely fantastic. But nobody will ever eat them because they look weird.

>>14098122
I mean, if' it's more or less clean, or at least medical, you can make pretty ok vodka with it.
t. russian

>>14099737
UN1170 and 200 proof is the purest of pure grain alcohols. It's not going to blind you like methylated spirits, but you'll probably want to water it down.

>>14099735
>we don't farm bugs
uh

yes this is a great original thread

thank you OP and everyone who contributed itt

>>14099782
Fuck off, I’ve seen these threads on /ck/ for years.

>>14099323
>produces toxic gasses
yeah.. travelling at about 1000ft per-second

>>14097365
>I am the king of the whole fucking Bohemia! my crown must scream how amazing I am!
>my king, how many jewels should I put on it?
>all of them.
>b-but my king...
>ALL-OF-THEM!

>>14098535
The forbidden tuna..

>>14099782
stay mad, newfag

>>14099782
Fuck off with that shit. You're probably the only one here that knows they have these threads at that place. Why don't you go back there.
Also, fuck you.

>>14099939
spicy blackcurrants

Forbidden meats

>>14099302

Left is raspberry and right grape.

>>14097294
the russian LED

this is a great thread

>>14098104
wait i remember these
you mean to tell me they WEREN'T real food?

>>14099059
>pretending to have tinted monocles
>shooting them across the classroom
I guess I never learned to not play with my food

>>14099812
>>14099919
>>14099935
>t. assblasted FAGGOTS

>>14099698
Yep, and it's the woman equivalent of Games Workshop with the pushy hard selling shop staff. Their cup o coffee face mask is the tits though.

>>14100157
anon they were hard plastic...

>>14095901
kek

>>14099969
no, this doesn't fit the thread. it has to be something that can be realistically eaten. it's not "stuff that looks like food."

>>14100164
>making a stack as tall as possible

>>14100199
>something that can be realistically eaten
Are you fucking arguing that superheated metal, metal plastics, military explosives, and fucking lava can be eaten?

>>14100130
good lord who needs something like this. detergent doesn't already reek enough?

on the other hand, creamsicle dippindots

>>14100210
superheated metal and lava counts. you could lick it if you wanted to. I guess.

>>14096520
Delicious but very bitter, that guy who ate one made it look like concentrated lime juice

>>14100220
But you can't eat geodes?

>>14100227
not easily enough that it would be tempting.

>>14097643
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wVC4T0AxlDs

>>14096547
they just taste like cold glass, unfortunately.

>>14100199
Nope. Wrong.

>>14100328
do you think there is any reason to call rocks "forbidden"? the point is that you want to eat them. >>14100130 this is a correct example.

>>14096737
How long does it take for them to grow?

>>14096373
I'm not a virgin and I don't know the first thing about how female contraception works

>>14097294
Cola flavour

>>14100069

>>14100353
go away, autismo
you don't rule this thread

>>14100401
i belong here, pleb

>>14099622
If those things are remotely edible there's probably people paid to taste them, just like dog/cat food.

>>14099782
>that spacing
>being aware or reddit meme to begin with
What do you get form these posts?

>>14100130
>tide
did they hire people who hate children to design all their products or something?

>>14100199

>>14096808
>beaten to the punch by the fucking filename
I bet the Grineer did this

>>14099302
Why is the US so fucking retarded when it comes to alcohol? Why are they increasing the chances of someone getting poisoned and going blind?
Just use ethanol and bittrex. No one's going to drink that without puking.

>the most active thread on /ck/ is just straight-up reposting pics from Reddit

>>14100568
>replies with a gif from reddit

seriously do a reverse-search with any of the pics posted here they all link back LMAO every single one of them

reddit bad
4chan good

Jesus Christ, who fucking cares? Post original stuff then instead of complaining like little bitches. This thread is more active because people find it more entertaining than posting about Monster or McDonalds for the 500th time.
(Also, by the way, these threads originated here and were taken over to reddit)

>>14100568
Have you thought you might have some kind of mental problem?

>>14100602
This >>14099983 came right out of my camera. Is that being posted on that website?
Why do you spend so much time there?

>>14100602
I don't really know or care what those 'people' do, just put them out of your mind and don't waste your time dwelling on them.

>>14100615
Yes.

>>14100437
oopsie upboated :^)

>>14100672
why dont you go back there

>>14100602
No one gives a shit, it's entertaining. Fucking ignore the thread.

>>14100130
oh oofers

>>14098426
That was put there to protect the concrete while we tore down the walls.

>>14100680
"This post is extremely low quality" is an option.

>>14099969
OP is seething

>>14100694
I swear that option's just a placebo.

>>14100663

>>14100712
It sometimes works, spamming/flooding too if it's obvious and they get multiple reports.
I wonder if trilobites tasted like shrimp, lobster or crab. I'll never get to know.

>>14100765
what the actual fuck is that

>>14100766
>buy pomegranate from store
>get home and open it up
>see this

>>14099305
>dumping waste into water supply might cause disease
>eating nothing but pork might cause early death
>the sun might not revolve around the earth
>what goes up might come down

>>14095901
Pretty gud, anon.

>>14098007
tits or gtfo

>>14100796
are you trolling

>>14100821
He might be.

>>14100803
no its not, you dont know how birth control works, virgin

>>14100729
depends on whether the middle body is muscles or organs.the head is definitely all organs, and the legs are too small to be delicious like crab's.

>>14095834
>>14095901
>he thinks you pop a pill per cumshot
It doesn't turn into "Drix" from Osmosis jones and hang out in her cunt beating the shit out of sperm cells, you looney-toon nigger.
She has to take it every day to mimic pregnant hormonal signals and prevent the release of an egg.

>>14096615
salty

>>14097571
>go on the big diet
>eating only about 1k cals a day
>start buying expensive bath products all the time for the smells

>>14097643
rainbowdash.jpg

>>14099069
Fruit by the yard, my god...

>>14097782
My grandad and me used to go fishing a lot when I was a kid and Powerbait was always are #1 choice. That stuff works so well.

>>14100615
go back, retard

>go back, retard

>>14101128
It really says a lot about the state of this site when we have idiots essentially openly admitting they're from reddit.
You don't belong here, normalfaggot. Take your cancerous memes and fuck off.

>>14101200
If you reply at them, they don't shut up.

>>14099159
I use this exact type everyday. I wet them with my mouth before I put them in and they don't taste terrible. Just sayin.

>>14100130
What flavor do you guys want?

>>14098975
been having prolonged fap sessions lately?

>>14100826
based

>>14095834
Women have to take it once a day

>Thread is enjoyable
>Everyone is having fun and posting images
>Autist starts screeching about reddit and policing what “counts” as forbidden snacks
>Thread immediately goes to shit and everyone stops posting images
Every single time

>>14101661
That's why you ignore those people and keep posting as if they're not even there. If they spam the thread, report the spam but don't reply.
There's no reason to engage with disingenuous scum.

I always wanted to eat the gems out of a Lego set I owned.

>>14095901
I dunno if you're dumb or clever, but either way you're funny.

>>14101714
I never wanted to eat these but I did get the urge to hoard them like real gems

>>14096158
Are those mothballs? I love how mothballs smell.

>>14096134
>rosinen
Du unterbelichteter Scheißhaufen

So many flavours! I don’t even know what they are!

>>14101248
i'll take pineapple

>>14095901
Lmao all these roasties getting butthurt and taking it seriosuly

>>14100242
Lava is easier to eat then geodes? Thats retarded. Lava is as hard as rock, if you jumped into a pit of it you'd break your legs before piercing the crust. Plus geodes are widely available, while lava is only available in specialty mountains.

>>14101881
>Lava is as hard as rock, if you jumped into a pit of it you'd break your legs before piercing the crust
I had never considered this. Gonna have to scratch "jumping into volcano" off list of possible suicides. Shame, the trip to Hawaii before ending it all would have been nice

>>14096960
Naisu desu

>>14101881
ok. then lava's a dumb thing to post too.

>>14101896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7DDk8eLs8
Just gotta jump from high enough.

>>14101709
Nothing forbidden about some nice MILF tummy

>>14100729
Taste the primordial flavour

>>14101709
Based

Delicious fudge

The forbidden whipped cream

>>14098957
Your telling me that's not meant to be eaten? I know Asians love eating weird food but cmon

>>14099009
>100 years
doubt.png
That red lamp implies there's some electronics in it, and a battery lasting 100 years seems rather implausible.

>>14099312
>this product works!
What kind of retarded advertising is that.

>>14095901
But seriously, 3D women are fucking disgusting I'm sure we can all agree.

>>14101881
>Lava is as hard as rock
No. It's hard, but not as hard.

>>14096615
are those the crowdfunded dice that made a bazillion dollars?

Admit it, you tasted this as a kid.

>>14101989
Good man. I go through 2 or 3 of these a day on my property and damnit if they aren't looking more and more tasty. Especially the ones with berries in it. Just had a bear knock over my bird feeders and fuck up my suet cages 2 nights ago.

>>14102319
Tastes good man

>>14098421
too soon

>>14102319
Hey it's non-toxic so therefore it's food

>>14099305
They have to say might because it's not entirely accepted as fully accepted by the mainstream scientific community

Cookie and Cream flavour.

They also come in Vanilla and Hazelnut flavour.

>>14102319
That shit was made to be as edible as possible, so I wouldn’t say it’s too forbidden.

>>14095834
Idiot

>>14095901

>>14096271
I remember holding insulation as a kid and getting cuts all over my hands. Does it actually do that or am I just thinking incorrectly because the memory was fucking a long time ago

>>14102554
its filled with fiberglass so yes, it does cut your hands and cause you to itch

>>14102319
mmm salty

>>14096134
you're supposed to post tasty looking inedible things anon

>>14102319
I'm 50 years old and I remember how much I like the smell of that stuff when I was a kid. Sometimes when I am walking through Walmart and see a rack of those I have to stop myself from buying a tub just to roll around in my hands and smelling it.

>>14103120
>I'm 50 years old
didn't realize they had internet in the retirement home, grandpa

>>14103124
It's a meme that this site is only comprised of teenagers and twenty-somethings.