/ck/ - Food & Cooking

and of course, the OG

>>14080183
Isn't that just Aldi eggs?

Nope
When I see a fish or scripture I do a 360

>>14080183
>>14080533
Good to know that I'm not the only who noticed

>>14080606
Unironically this. It's easy enough to avoid supporting that kind of bullshit.

The milk I buy has "J3:16" with a fish on it. It's
guernsey cattle milk, and the brand's other bottles don't have this sign, so I dunno what the deal is. At least it's not kasher or halal

>>14080195
i had their cereal before. it was like eating soggy cardboard.

>>14081435
It's holy milk

>>14080183
>Do you buy good, wholesome Christian food?
I'll buy Sanitarium products but as christians go, Seventh Day Adventists are pretty harmless and they do a lot of human health. Their health food products are really good, their breakfast cereal is outstanding.

I think they're a net positive influence on society despite being a religion, although all religion is a lie and evil, there are far more deserving cults to purge and when the day of euphoria comes, we can do those guys last.

>>14081435
>John 3:16
>For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life

That verse is kind of a christian shiboleth since it's basically about believing in god. I think it's pretty much just identifying it as a Christian product. If the other bottles don't have it then maybe they have some farms that are owned/run by a christian collective or parish members or something and they're targeting those bottles to their own followers.

>>14081510
I grew up in Battle Creek, home of Adventism and all your favorite sugary cereals.
Seventh Days are... Alright. They do a lot of good and largely keep to themselves, but goddamn every single one of them is nuts.

>>14081544
>goddamn every single one of them is nuts
Well, they're basically isolationist christians so they're gonna have a few screws loose.
They're very popular with medical scientists though because they're incredibly healthy people and make great subjects for nutritional studies and their church has said that it's sort of a contribution to humanity to help medical science learn more about nutrition so a lot of studies use them to study dietary shit.

The sugary cereals were sold off long ago and not part of the community I don't think.

>>14081530
I dunno, it's a somewhat large co-op, but i read that there's only one dairy farm in my province that have guernsey cows.

>>14081628
I'd assume that not all their milk comes from farms owned by the parish members or whatever.
What's the name of the co-op?

>>14080183
I drink Trappist ales, and apparently a majority of the proceeds for the beer goes to charitable donations and the church. Monks make the best beer, and I've gotta give em props for that.

>>14080183
No, but I buy Halal and Kosher.

>>14080183
>A verse about overcoming temptations on the back of a fucking ranch funyun knockoff bag.

>>14081441
that's a fucking lie that cereal is toasty and nutty and delicious especially as a salad topping

>>14082142
>putting cereal on salads
Do Americans really do this?

>>14081168
*tips fedora*

>>14082149
yes, in america we do whatever the fuck we want

>>14080195
I haven't been able to find any because of the lockdown. Looking at the other whole grain breads they all had a teaspoon of sugar per slice, what the fuck!?

>>14082228
>Ingredients: WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR, WATER, SALT, YEAST

>>14082239
They don't have that at my grocery store.

>>14081530

Christians like making symbols and then acting like they're some persecuted minority with a secret code, that's where the fish thing comes from. Everyone's heard John 3:16, they used to put it on bumper stickers and signs they'd take to wrestling matches.

What is ‘Christian’ food? Is that like kosher or halal?

>>14082161
It's 2020 dude, the tide has turned in the other direction.

>>14080183
I love Chick-fil-a.

>>14082161
I can understand why you want to think of atheists as nonthreatening fedoralords; you're scared. And you should be. The walls of religion are crashing down.

>>14082136
>overcoming temptations
>he thinks temptation is of the flesh because he never read Shakespeare in middle school
Temptation in that context means a trial or a test. Making it through the hard times in life.

It's not talking about how you and OP need to stop blowing dudes.

>>14080183
All my food is Christian food because I give thanks to the Creator for it and ask my Father in heaven to bless it in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ.

>And when he had called all the people unto him, he said unto them, Hearken unto me every one of you, and understand: There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man. If any man have ears to hear, let him hear.

>And when he was entered into the house from the people, his disciples asked him concerning the parable. And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him; Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats? And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man. For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness: All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

I'm not some self-righteous Jew or Muslim telling people they are going to Hell for eating shellfish. They miss the entire point of the Levitical Laws because they are both apostate Christians.

>>14082372
>that's where the fish thing comes from.
What most Christians don't realize is that the fish is actually a vagina. There is little in Christianity that doesn't come from earlier religions and the Yoni fish symbolizes the vagina. All those Christians are driving around with pussies on the back of their cars

>>14083834
>listening to what some anglo playwright had to say about religion

>>14080606
>360
So you end up in the same place.

>>14082372
>Christians like making symbols and then acting like they're some persecuted minority with a secret code
they were you dumb shit

>>14084663
if i ordered pizza and received this shit id be demanding my money back

>>14084671
Cringe

>>14084675
fuck my ass you pedophile cult worshipper

>>14084429
Jews have persecuted Christians continually from the days of the Apostles till this very day.
See how many are in this thread blaspheming him.
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>>14080606
They literally seethe at the mention of his name.

>>14084677
Jokes on you. I'm not Catholic.

>>14084663
>>14081435
>>14081530
You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16… Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!

>>14084728
holy fucking based now im gonna go beat the shit out of a woman just like austin

>>14084730
>drink beer
>raise some hell
>beat Debra
based

>>14084683
i dunno, usually people who go through a thread quoting posts tend to be the ones seething

Surprised nobody’s posted this yet

>>14082239
Sounds solid. Why the fuck does everything have sugar in it now

>>14084796
In N Out. Reddit: the Restaurant

>>14082239
thats the cancer woman from the back of my cigarette carton

>>14081168
>>14080606
kek these retards probably still eat kosher and halal

>>14084728
Its not a bad beer. Im not inclined to buy another though. Too mid-range for an IPA. Currently drinking a Platform Slushie Style Sour Ale. Platform makes a couple of Milkshake Style IPAs that are out of this world though. Definitely worth a try, even if you hate IPAs.

i thought this pic was of those shitty snowball cookies.

>>14081607
That's funny I know a guy who swam in the Olympics in Beijing who is an Adventist. Obviously he's pretty healthy

>>14084825
sugar in bread makes it softer but the real reason is because we're addicts

>>14084825
it makes the yeast do its thing faster

>>14080183
>Wholesome christiann

>>14082449
Food that tastes like shit now but claims it's good for you after you die.

>>14081530
>That verse is kind of a christian shiboleth
It's probably the most well known verse in the Bible.

>>14086417
that would be Genesis 1

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>>14086857
I can see the balls.

>>14086610
Incorrect. John 3:16 followed by Psalm 23.

>>14084677
Jokes on you, I'm not a jew.

>>14088686
John 3:16
John 2:16
Genesis 1
Psalm 23

In that order.

>>14088686
John 3:16
John 2:15
Genesis 1
Psalm 23

In that order.

>>14089144
>John 2:16
>Genesis 1
>above Psalm 23

I dont see either of those two passages hanging in the hallways of average normies though. Psalm 23 may be even more popular/recognizable than John 3:16.

>>14089152
People recognize and can recite the other three more than Psalm 23 even if they don't know what book it is from.

One is the entirety of Christianity wrapped up in one verse.
One is the most famous story of Jesus Christ, barring His crucifixion.
One is literally the beginning of the Bible.

>>14089196
Psalm 23 is part of Judaism and Islam though. And Islam brings another billion+ people into the equation.

>>14080195
How is this Christian? The Book of Ezekiel os from the Old Covenant.
Are you sure this isn't targetted at Jews or something?

>>14080183
Do they make sure all the eggs weren't fertilized or are they confused about their beliefs ?

>>14083853
I say a quick Lords Prayer prior to eating. I'm basing that on Matthew 6.
What's your take on that?

>>14080195
Is this crunchy like pepperidge farms whole grain bread?

>>14089300
I think that's great Anon.
My table blessings follow that pattern of praying to our Father in heaven. I give thanks and usually ask to bless the food to the nourishment of our bodies... unless it's like Chocolate cake or Arby's or something because I don't want to be cocky and demand miracles lol. And then end the prayer saying that I ask these blessings and I give thanks in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Through Jesus we don't need a mediator, we can come boldly before the throne of grace and petition the Father directly in the name of Lord Jesus. There's power in his name.

>Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you. Henceforth I call you not servants; for the servant knoweth not what his lord doeth: but I have called you friends; for all things that I have heard of my Father I have made known unto you. Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you. These things I command you, that ye love one another.

God is literally our best friend.

>>14088686
"Let there be light" from Genesis 1:3 is easily the most well known verse

Corn flake breakfast cereal was invented by Adventists because of their peculiar christian dietary ideas, starting with Kellogg

>>14080195
Bean and lentil bread sounds fucking awful

>>14080195
did they really trademark a bible verse?

>>14089424
Gay post my man

I buy salsa from a local church that has some verses on it

>>14089282
>keep roosters away from hens

Wow, so hard, you fucking retard.

>>14081510
>Seventh Day Adventists are pretty harmless
>The driving force and only reason circumcision became mainstream

You mouth breathing piece of shit, go fuck yourself.

>>14093576
It's extremely easy yet hardly anyone does that.
Be nice anon.

Not gonna lie, I hate communists just as much as any normal person but if they did one thing right, it was killing off all the fucking clerics and throwing them into bogs.

>>14093795
I'm sorry. I let my anger take the better of me.

>>14080195
I love how they always leave out the following verse that commands it be cooked using human shit.

>>14084796
They get a pass because their food is good and they don't shove their religion down anyone's throat.

>>14093856
It's okay man, you're cool.

>>14093931
>I love how they always leave out the following verse that commands it be cooked using human shit.
>God tells Jews to eat shit
Incredibly based.

>>14093937
>don't shove their religion down anyone's throat
>people shovel the food down their throat

>>14081168
Try avoiding kosher marks big goy.

>>14092422
it's trademarked in reference to a specific industry, which is common.

for example Apple is trademarked for use in electronics