/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14079926
but why?

Adumbrating the delitescent verity of any extant truth other than its own absence, the pizza meticulously encapsulate a pervading feeling of atrabiliousness and precipitate a sense of inwardness over the incommensurability of grief and the insuperable vagaries of life.

>>14079957
I was very depressed and dominos was a 5 minute walk away. I lost all the weight since

>>14079926
fuck im hungry as shit, i wish i could eat that dominos cheese pizza right now

>>14080035
You can. Order one.

>>14079926
This made me remember in for about a similar period (maybe 8 months) between 2010 and 2011, I would eat massive amounts of fast food every day.

From taco bell I'd usually spend about 10-15 dollars on the 89c 5 layer, the 79c chicken flat bread, double decker taco, chilli cheese burrito. That shit was the best. I'd eat it all really fast with a large soda. I'd it at mcdonalds too, get like 4 mcdoubles, 3 mcchickens and a 20 piece. Wendys was also one of my favorites but that was when I made some money that week. Two baconators, a couple small chickens, double fries. Would eat papa johns XL pizzas by myself with like 5-6 sodas. I once at 50 nuggets in about 10 minutes in the car, had the worst gas the next day. I thought i was going to die.

Thankfully I stopped all that and got my life together. I still have taco bell cravings though. the ground beef is practically heroin. But I only spend about 7-8 dollars max and it's like once a month nowadays.

>>14080009

the bbq chicken from dominos is patrician. i usually get it with extra cheese and sauce. i also sympathize with the daily depression dominos. i never did it myself, but could easily see myself doing it once upon a time in my life.

>>14079926
I used to eat pizza like this and the one thing that really turned me off to it was how every so often I'd get one where it was clearly undercooked to the point where you could still see individual strands of cheese.
I think I'm going to hurl just thinking about it.

>>14080305
holy shit yes, this would happen about 15% of the time. I'd return it when it happened. Inedible. Also sometimes there would be stray pieces of mushroom in my cheese pizza,presumably from the mushroom bin being near the cheese bin.

>>14079926

i absolutely love their pan pizza it i am super hungry. extra cheese, extra sauce, extra pep is my normal order, eat it with a fork and knife.

pic related was my first post-lockdown delivery. made it about a month without ordering delivery or carry out

>>14080802
>fork and knife
u are a degenerate

>>14080860

>>14080802
>knife
NO... you're just supposed to mash the fork through the pizza until your finger gets sore, but fuck those people that get more food on their face then in their mouth and act like its based

>>14079926
goddman ur fat

>go on email
>type dominos

>>14079960
Found the English major. How's the pizza delivery gig working out?

>>14082211
im 6ft3 so really i was just chubby in the 240s. I look normal in the 200s

>>14079926
capped and sms'd. good post op

Hey OP. Hope you're feeling better. I did the same for a couple months where I just about solely existed on Dominos while depressed. I actually lost weight however as I wasn't drinking much or eating much. 2 pizzas would usually last me two or three days. I'm eating better now, can't remember the last time I had a dominos. Depression is still here however.

>>14079960
>>14082224
More likely he just picked up a thesaurus, or used an online one. A lot of English majors enjoy their craft but they know it makes them look like absolute autists if they try this hard (and often don't have this kind of overwhelming, obscure vocabularity). It's either a bad attempt at humour or he thinks he's smart.

>>14080053
what the fuck, i cannot eat more than 1/5 of your McDonalds haul without becoming painfully full

>>14083072
That kind of bombasticy is usually reserved for the fakest of "sciences". Women's studies and the anti-white disciplines.