/ck/ - Food & Cooking

So! Today's dish...Pan Seared Garlic Butter Chicken!
This dish is so quick and simple, you'll work it into your dinner rotation easily.
I found this chicken dish to be particularly yummy.

Ingredients time!
- 4 (6 oz) boneless skinless chicken breasts
- 4 cloves of garlic, minced
- 1 tbsp olive oil
- salt and pepper
- 1/3 c chicken stock (or dry white wine)
- 2 tsp sage
- 1 tsp thyme
- 1 tsp rosemary
I used dried spices, but I'm sure this would taste wonderful with fresh!
I also used oregano instead of sage, because that's what I prefer.

>>14078480
>How are you doing in quarantine, Anonymous?

i ate a box of dry sugar free brownie mix yesterday with a spoon

>>14078497
Jeez. S-so not great huh?
In the very first "step" we pat the chicken dry!
Make sure the chicken is nice and dry on both sides.
Do this lovingly. You wanna love your food.

Season the chicken generously with salt and pepper.
You can let the salt and pepper sit on the chicken for a few minutes to properly season the meat.
After you salt and pepper the chicken, set it aside for a moment.

In this step we are going to add the oil to the skillet.
You may have to add a little more, as I found out that 1 tbsp wasn't quite enough for how big the skillet was.
Not a whole lot to say but make sure that you're heating your pan evenly.
The oil will be ready when it shimmers.

Add the chicken to pan!
We are gonna give this chicken a good sear to give it a nice crust on the outside.
Don't move the chicken before it's done with the sear, give it about 5-6 minutes on each side.

this looks pretty nice

>>14078547
It's very tasty <4


This is what the chicken will look like when it's done! Pretty tasty, right?

Now we are going to work on the sauce!
Got to make this chicken nice and saucy, so it tastes even better <4

>>14078480
>it's another tranny "cooks" a fucking chicken breast in a pan episode
Fuck off. This isn't cooking; this is attention whoring.

>>14078553
I'm not a tranny, and that's not what this recipe is <4 Thank you for the constructive criticism, but perhaps you'd like to see the full dish first?
Set the chicken aside onto a plate while you make the sauce in the skillet.
Not only will this allow the chicken to rest after cooking, but it frees up the space in the skillet!

Alright. In this step we are going to add the garlic, butter and the sage.
Make sure you melt the butter and scrape up all the yummy bits that will give the sauce a good flavor! Brown the garlic for about 30 seconds.

This is what it wil look like when you've browned the garlic properly.
Be careful to not burn it because burnt garlic is quite awful.

In this step, we are going to complete our sauce!
Pour the chicken broth into the skillet along with the other bits of butter and the thyme and rosemary.
Mix it up well and finish scraping up the bottom of the pan, trying to not leave anything!

In this step, we add the chicken back to the skillet and spoon the sauce over the chicken, giving it a nice coating!
This sauce was super yummy and I'm glad I had extra to dip my chicken in!

Well Anonymous, dinner is served!
This was a quick meal that I made with all the love I could muster.
I really hope that you make it at home yourself! If you don't like some of the spices, feel free to substitute them with your favorites.

With that said, we're all in this together Anonymous <4 I hope you are doing great, and I hope you can help out others during this trying time.
But if you yourself need help, email me at loveoverwhelming@gmail.com
Whether it be food, money, or other supplies, I'll do my best to help you out.

I hope you enjoyed the thread!
With love,
Alice

This is some quality stuff. Well done anon

>>14078636
Thanks for the love, Alice. Have a pie of pie.

>>14078713
It's my honor <4 Have a good one!

>>14078715
Thank you sincerely <4 I appreciate it.

>>14078480
that's a man.

Based alice.

>>14078722
I'm not, sorry <4

>>14078729
Just trying to help Anonymous.

>see interesting looking kitchen
>click webm before reading text
>that tranny

Got me again

>>14078748
I'm not a tranny, sorry <4

>>14078754
>4
those hands tell a different story.

>>14078758
No. They don't. As you can see clearly here, they are well within normal length, width, and circumference for the average woman.

Actual cooking on /ck/ impressive. I normally do something like this with a side of mash and a thicker gravy made with the lefover broth and some granules, very tasty.

>>14078794
That's a great idea, I also made mashed potatos with this, but I wanted to emphasize the part of the meal I feel people have the most trouble with <4

Thank you for the constructive criticism!

>>14078762
I'm in the middle of a 500mg test cycle and got more feminine hands than this. Next time groom your nails before taking a hq picture. Food looks nice though well done Anon.

This one was cute, alice. Thanks.

>>14078820
If you have more feminine hands than me, despite mine being dramatically smaller than even the average womans hands, while taking hormones....

You aren't taking T.

Thank you for the constructive criticism though <4

>>14078825
My pleasure.

>>14078762
yeah but your vagina is probably too big, too big!

>>14078831
Too big for what?

>>14078835
falls outside normal range. men probably feel engulfed, suffocated in your presence. Big vagine = big heart

>>14078887
That doesn't say what it's too big for.

>>14078894
too big for my needle dick, fuck is that what you want to hear?

>>14078905
I mean. Even the tightest teen would be too big for that, friend.

These threads, and the massive attention they get, are the reason I no longer bother posting my cooking here.

>>14078909
I have pleased many prosties with my member, shutup

>>14078919
You consider this "massive attention"?
Jeez...I didn't realize /ck/ was so....slow.

That said, I'm not sure how me making OC should stop you from doing the same.

>>14078921
If you say so, Anonymous.

>>14078921
>prosties
prostates you mean

>>14078939
NO, prostitutes

>>14078950
yes, male ones.

>>14078957
False

>>14078962
no woman could be pleased by a needle like that, come on. Don't lie.

>>14078480
i want to feel inside your body Alice3D

>>14078997
You won't.

>>14078503
on the contrary
it fixed my erectile dysfunction

>>14078983
It has, needle dicks are superior as they longer, svelte and glide through with less resistance. Thus, more thrusts per minute are achievable, and therefore g-spot bullying is maximized.

>>14079038
the g-spot is only 2 inches in.
Longer does nothing to aid with that.

>>14078997
maybe she will pegg you if you ask nicely

>>14079000
so you're a top?
nice digits by the way

>>14079107
No, I'm celibate

>>14078480
Is this a tranny?

>>14079124
No. Biological woman here. Nice to meet you.

>>14079119
>Alice3D is celibate
voluntarily?

>>14079134
Not sure what you mean. Celibacy is a choice.

>>14079139
mmmmm
gonna have to disagree on that one
lotta involuntary virgins online

>>14079148
>online
It's not "involuntary" if you go to a place you'll have 0 chance of having sex, then don't have sex.
It's like going to a Bed Bath and Beyond and expecting strippers, then saying you have "involuntary stripper deprivation syndrome".

>>14079155
they exist offline as well
a person doesn't only exist online
for example there's you and me on all of 4Chan
we could have sex

>>14079172
No we couldn't.
We're on 4chan.

>>14078931
Compared to other "OC" these threads get a shitload of attention, for better or worse, yes.
Interesting how you don't know that after posting your shit here for years, by the way.

But no, you don't stop me from doing anything. My disgust with you and your followers stops me.
I enjoyed sharing my cooking and getting a bit of feedback on it, positive and negative, but I'm not willing to shave my arms and put on a dress to get that now, and that seems to be what these faggots want.

>>14079119
incel alice confirmed

>>14079119
I want to hug celibate alices.

>>14079177
I don't have followers, and I would seriously not consider this a "shit ton" of attention, especially given I don't want attention.

I also don't see how you shaving your arms and putting on a dress would make you a biological woman, but okay.

>>14079178
Sorry, I'm voluntarily celibate

>>14079176
now you're making excuses
you are sitting somewhere being a slutty slut totally naked under those clothes behind a computer screen
we could easily have sex

>>14079177
Are you the pube bread guy? We bullied that guy pretty badly. It was glorious.

I was hoping the mods deleted your threads on the 15 boards you simultaneously post on but no you must have just realized something was wrong and deleted them.

>>14079188
I'm not wearing cloths, but you can't have sex online.

>>14079185
*hugs tightly*

>>14079192
Hm? No, I didn't delete my threads.
I got banned.

>>14079186
another deep hit for the incel comunnity

>>14079199
"community"

>>14079192
I had typed a fairly long comment about the cooking ITT last night, but then the thread 404'd. I was going to talk about how her cooking and video techniques were getting more advanced. But whatever.

>>14079202
worse than the death of saint black ops 2 cel

>>14079204
Would love to hear it <4 Always enjoy constructive criticism.

>>14079193
<3
the headless celty effect was pretty good in this one, btw. Stop getting banned?

>>14079218
Take it up with /ck/ mods.

>>14079218
First, I'd like to go back to the previous one. I think someone else said something about the oil or melted butter on the salmon. Yes, definitely try a softened compound butter spread on top with all the spices and garlic mixed in. Also, you could have zested some of that lemon peel in there. Missed a flavor opportunity.

>>14079193
What was the ban for? It's clearly on topic since it's literally cooking food and criticisms of the dish.

>>14079238
Being off topic.

>>14079186
why be celibate?

>>14079294
Working on myself right now.

>>14079193
>can't have sex online
that's where you're wrong kiddo

>>14079300
That, like your sex life, isn't real

>>14078480
cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLbasu-bDQA

>>14079297
perfect!
we can work on yourself together
come over
we can watch porn on my big screen mirror

>>14079308
No thank you <4

>>14079304
only because you can't manage your spaghetti
otherwise you wouldn't be an incel

>>14079189
Sorry, no. I almost never bake.

>>14079317
I'm not an incel.

>>14079304
>Alice3D attacking another Anon's sex life
wow
thought you were here to help people
really distasteful

>>14079407
I'm not Alice.

>>14078480
alice i asked this before but can you please post your address so i can go to your house

>>14079432

>>14079432
Why would anyone do that

Deciding to pump yourself with hormones and mutilate your body is disgusting and depraved.

>>14079476
Good thing...nothing like that is happening here?

>>14079476
Luckily, I'm not doing that <4

>>14079447
so i can go to your house

>>14079487
Yes, but why would anyone want that

>>14079489
so i can be next to u physically

>>14079497
Yes but why would anyone want that?
You are telling me why YOU want it, not why I would want it

>>14079498
well...
why do u want it?

>>14079498
he surely can't be as fat or alcoholic as taco bell anon, he is fine

>>14079503
I don't.

>>14079504
I still don't want it.

>>14079505
well i want it, so, can u post your address?

>>14079481
>>14079484
Stay in denial, you are not going in the tranny gash.

>>14079512
No.

>>14079517
please?

>>14079489
>>14079498
we all know why you want me to come over wearing nothing but a safety vest and helmet
I'm kinda turned on that you wanted it said outloud baby
but they should know
they should know about our relationship
how we've been dating for over 4 threads now
i <4 you so hard

>>14079514
I'm a biological female, sorry.

>>14079530
I'm not dating anyone.

>>14079520
Also no.

>>14079532
ill date u if u give me your address

>>14079534
I don't want to date you or anyone.

>>14079532
Show your face in these videos and prove it. We all know why you are hiding your face. Every part of you looks like a mans body.

>>14079535
i want to date u
address?

>>14079534
>>14079536
/b/ros lay off my girlfriend

This thread is fucking awful (Nice!)

>>14079530
I love you shitposting friend

can you please cook geoduck for us alice? <4

>>14079536
I hide my face because people like this guy
>>14079537
Try to find me.

Let's look at your claim critically however.
Here's my hand.
>>14078762

It's less than 6" in length, where as the average for a woman is 6.8" and for mens is much higher than that.

So, at least for my hands, this is simply not true. Here's a measurement of the width, which is also below average even for a womans.

>>14079539
Glad to be of service.

>>14079545
No.

>>14079545
Hahaha is it peeing? Wow!

>>14079538
we are co/ck/s and al/ck/oholics not /b/ros

>>14079547
im not trying to find u, i just want to visit

i will settle on just knowing where u work

>>14079554
I don't want you to visit me, and please stop asking me personal questions about my life.
Thank you.

>>14079547
Because you know everyone who is calling you out as a tranny is right and you know your army pathetic dick suckers will realize you have been bullshitting in every single one of your attention whore threads.

>>14079554
NEETs don't work...ohhhh
i see what you did there
smooth

>>14079557
:(

but how am i supposed to meet my inspiration for cooking

>>14079558
I don't know something that is wrong, dear.
And I just showed you how my hands aren't masculine.
I also don't want attention, but I'm sure you don't care about reality at this point.

>>14079562
You don't.

>>14078636
decent, but lacking sides
please give a moneyshot to prove chicken is cooked to a good point and neith >jack level or dry as fuck
6.1/10

>>14079563
but i love u :(

i want to show u my love

>>14079564
That would be WebM 2 dear <4

>>14079570
Sorry, I don't want it.

Well, I'm out. Thanks for the cute thread, alice.
See ya next time :)

>>14079574
u dont know that u dont want it

i will make u happier

>>14079575
Have a good one <4

>>14079582
You are literally incapable of that.

>>14079563
Your hands look like a mans and the fact that you are a namefag in these vids who constantly posts these shitty threads proves you are an attention whore. I guess it doesn't matter because eventually you will probably commit the 41% anyways once you realize mutilating your body never solved any of your fundamental mental disorders.

>>14079432
lmao

>>14079586
As shown for the third time, my hands are much smaller than the average males, and even smaller than the average females.

If you want to continue to argue from ignorance, that's on you. Try again.

>>14079585
yes i can

what do u want? money? love? attention? i have it all

>>14079574
you did not cut it open and show the inside
so no money shot or proofs

>>14079586
>namefag
OP doesn't have a name retard

>>14079594
I have my own money
I don't desire attention
And I have Anonymous to love.

And none of those things make me happy.

>>14079597
Picture 2 is the one you want dear.
It's definitely proof.

>>14079601
what makes u happy

>>14079607
Nothing. I have anhedonia. Happiness isn't in the cards for me, which is why you are barking up the wrong tree.

>>14079592
They look like man hands. All you have to do is stop covering your face in a video and literally all of this is resolved, every single person questioning is silenced, but you wont do that because you know it will expose your larp. Until then every single thread you make will have people rightfully question your bs.

>>14079612
They don't. As I said, they are the wrong size.
They are far too small to look like man hands.
Sorry this is hard for you to comprehend.

I also can't larp on an imageboard, but that's just a whole other conversation right there.

>>14079610
>anhedonia
but y do u post then? do u not get pleasure from this?

>>14079618
I do not get pleasure from this and I have no clue why you think I would.
I get comments like this denegrating me literally every thread
>>14079612

Who would enjoy this?

>>14079624
>I do not get pleasure from this and I have no clue why you think I would.
because this isnt the first time u have done it

i would assume u at least enjoy it

>>14079616
You know its a misdirection, see my hands are a little bit smaller even though your hands and every proportion of your body is a mans in your videos. You won't ever provide proof because you are either faking as a female or a mental disordered tranny. You can prove that easily, but you wont. Until you do, there will always people who think you are full of shit and they will be right.

>>14078480
Cute dullahan.

>>14079633
Nope.

>>14079634
It's not "misdirection", it's literally what you said.
Man hands.
Which I don't have, as my hands are actually quite tiny and delicate.

The fact you misinterpreted them as man hands, and the fact I can prove they are not, are supposed to lead you to the conclusion that perhaps the issue is perspective.
But that would take more self awareness than I think you are capable of.

That said, I literally showed you evidence I'm not a man, and you then go "yer still full of shit", so it's pretty clear you don't really care about actually being right, but instead about trolling.
Because of that, I just...don't really care what you think <4

>>14079637
thanks, how was the edit <4

>>14079634
Even if its a tranny why would you hate the tranny? Its like the Joker, you dont blame the joker, you blame society

>>14079645
r u sure u dont enjoy it?
y do u keep doing it then?

>>14079650
To help Anonymous.
And yes, I am quite sure.

>>14079645
You did a great job.

>>14079530
apple-lute-lee based

>>14079655
dont u enjoy helping Anonymous?

>>14079656
Good <4 I worked really hard on it, Vegas kept crashing.

>>14079658
No, I have anhedonia. I said that already dear, enjoyment isn't in my vocabulary.

Oh fuck yeah I love daft mau5

>>14079646
I don't hate the tranny, I feel bad that society is enabling their delusions instead of providing real help for their disorder. That said, I do dislike people who lie and mislead others for attention and when called out and with an incredibly easily irrefutable way to prove they are actually a female instead of some non-definitive proof like a picture of a hand (as if no guy has ever had a smaller hand), that is what I hate.

>>14079662
>I said that already dear, enjoyment isn't in my vocabulary.
ok well, even if it isnt directly "im happy now" im glad it gives u a reason to get up in the morning

i look forward to your threads so u help me get up

ill ask for your address again later. hope you enjoy life more

>>14079665
This is a Durara!! reference actually

>>14079666
Again, you keep asserting I'm lying or misleading or that I want attention. Do you have any actual hard evidence for this?

I don't post my face because it's my face and I don't want to be tracked down and doxxed. This isn't a particularly unreasonable concern given I'm from /b/. Not sure why that is difficult to grasp, but alright.

>>14079671
Please don't ask me for my address again.
And the reason I get up in the morning is because I'm no longer tired, nothing more.

>>14079674
>Please don't ask me for my address again.
;)
see u next time

>>14078480
You should come to /qa/, we are nice friends there :3

>>14079645
we don't know your metric is even accurate never mind that if it were being below an average doesn't matter if you're a twink tranny outlier. .001% 41% hey it's easy to lie with stats

>>14079689
You can literally look at it and see.
Please don't spread FUD

>>14079687
I bet I'd be banned instantly, but we could try it.

>>14079679
I'll just not respond to you then.

>>14078480
Work is taking the piss.
They furloughed half the employees and dumped their work on the other half.

Managed to get a delivery from supermarket on Monday.
Been eating decent meals when I can.

>>14079696
That blows. I'm sorry to hear that, friend.
Are you furloughed? Are you doing ok?

These threads are always worth a scroll-through for some hearty chuckles
With that said

kys tranny you will never pass

>>14079700
Not a tranny, don't need to pass for what I already am, have a nice day <4

>>14079612
I think you have some sort of autism.

>>14079711

what the fuck is this real?

>>14079760
Is what real?

>>14079763
the op did this live for a thread

>>14078480
stop shitposting dumb tranny

>>14079769
OP isn't a tranny

>>14079774
stop defending them

>>14079786
It's not a defense just a statement of fact

>>14079768
yes she did, she does this often in fact

>>14079805
s/hes too good for this board. appreciate the effort though

>>14079786
>>14079769
the last time i checked her panties in the videos, I didn't see a dick anywhere, if it was tucked in, it'd have to be abnormally well hidden and small, and she has displayed breasts through bikinis before so I wouldn't think she is male.
I still like to meme and say she's a trap though

>>14079768
no he prerecords and then spams it across 4chan. this a repost from yesterday's load

>>14079809
Site is more accurate since she posts on other boards also etc, began on /b/ etc

>>14079814
>he
Sorry, OP is a woman
>>14079812
why be a dick?

>>14079823
I'm guessing you're new here huh friend?

>>14079826
No, just don't see the point in an unfunny troll is all

>>14079827
So new then

>>14079832
Nope

>>14078480
These threads are so bad they almost make me miss the cat blog.

>>14079842
how are they bad

>>14079842
Fuck off, tranny.

>>14079827
I don't see the point in making autistic tranny threads multiple days a week. at least use a subject or "cooking with tranny" in the OP so I can filter them. Until then I'll continue to come in here and be nasty. it takes me very little effort and it often derails the threads, so it's worth it to me

>>14079896
>tranny
that's the problem, this isn't a tranny.
Can you prove it is?

>>14079848
you meant to reply to OP

>>14079900
we're on 4chan. tits or gtfo is the rule, not the other way around

>>14079903
"tits or gtfo" isn't "tits or tranny"

>>14079910
no it's either tits or gtfo or dilate. go back to /b/

>>14079934
no, it's just "tits or gtfo".
Try again retard

>>14079940
Drink bleach you disgusting piece of shit.

>>14078480
Well, tonight I and tomorrow I am home by myself because my wife is hospitalized the next two days.

I decided to treat myself to get my mind off it a bit.

I made myself two 12oz steaks marinated in:
3/4oz olive oil
1tbsp chopped garlic
1tbsp dried basal
1tbsp dried parsley
1tbsp Worcestershire sauce
2tsp soy sauce
1tsp red wine vinegar
1tsp balsamic vinegar
1tsp lemon juice
1tsp chili pepper flakes
1tsp kosher salt
1tsp ground black pepper
1tsp paprika

I made a topping of peppers and onions by quartering 2 onions and opening 2 cans 7oz mushrooms and sauteing them in 5oz butter at high heat (450F) for 8 minutes. Removed from heat.

I marinated the steak for 3 hours then after scoring the steaks with a knife then cooked on a hot 450F grill for 5 minutes each side.

Took steaks off the grill and let rest for 8 minutes. Put on a plate and topped with mushrooms and onions. Ate it all (shared a bit with the dog) while watching Lord or the Rings the Two Towers.

Was so so so so goooood!

I hope my wife will be ok. Comfort food really does help. It was very good...