/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14064114
And the bread flour, fat whores.

>>14064114
It's all the old people hogging the necessities.
You know how lots of stores have specialized hours for the elderly now? That's when they swoop up everything before you can buy it. You gotta go during elderly hours and shove some old fucks to the side to get what's yours.

>>14064133
We're also sinking the economy just to keep those old fucks alive. We'll be paying the consequences long after their extended lifespans have finally expired. The youth needs to fight back. Boomers have had it too good for too long.

>>14064133
The stores where I live don't let you in during the elderly hour. 7:30-8:30

>>14064223
You gotta go deep undercover
Get a grey hair wig, a full cover mask and some really big sunglasses. Dress like an old fuck, hunch over and shop as needed. You may need to practice an old person voice too, these elderly fucks love to talk amongst each other.

>>14064215
The average age of death from covid is higher than our overall life expectancy

>>14064223
just say you have a compromised immune system due to AIDS

>>14064114
No, I need to finish my stockpiling of rice, lentils, barley, and pasta.

>>14064284
Turns me on

Sorry bud. The world is ending as we speak. Try harder. There's still a little left to go around. If we work hard we might all make it a season, lol.

>>14064114
The Asian grocery store has plenty of rice. I just picked up a 15 pound bag.

.........AND THE FLOUR

>>14064389
Yet somehow they have studies to show the average covid death shaves off 10 years from their life.

Seems covid only hits people who would have made it to 90+.

>>14064114
>he was too busy being entranced by sportsball and the TalmudVision to know what the fuck is going on in the world and didn't stock up before it was too late
The weak should fear the strong, Tyrone. It's better that you starve. Pathetic.

>>14064689
Nice manboobs, Fatty McLARPpants

>>14064689
>Size 8.5 boots

>>14064215
What the fuck is the cutoff age faggot?

Of course you would not want it to apply to yourself...

>>14064726
Boots belong to the woman who owns the walk-in closet m8.
She has a pantry full of rice, flour, and yeast too.

>>14064772
>Men's Wildcat
>Men's
You know what they say about guys with small feet...

>>14064772
You're not fooling anyone bro

>>14064781
She has a wide foot and those fit better than the others she tried at Cabela's.
Cope.
Enjoy your food shortage, normie.

>>14064805
Uh huh

>>14064114
>his shitty country has logistics problems
lmao!

>>14064223
>>14064284

>>14064114
>he didn't stock up on 80lbs of rice as soon as the corona virus hit the news
Learn to plan ahead better anon.

>>14064133
>>14064215
>>14064284
I revel in the thought that you to will be old some day unless the kung flu gets ya. either way.

I have about 10lbs of medium grain rice, about 5lbs of sticky rice, whatever dredge of instant rice is left in the container and various specialty rices (bomba, carnaroli etc) as well as a newly bought 20lb bag of long grain. Want some?

>>14064223
Say you have lupus, or you're post-transplant kidney disease.

>>14065125
Actually, in my new world order everyone is executed on their 50th birthday.

>>14064756
Just let the virus flow. Nature will choose for us.

>>14064756
>What the fuck is the cutoff age faggot?
your age minus 1, you dementia ridden human waste

>>14064114
Go to an Asian market. No really, a lot of normies never think to go there and are afraid of anything Chinese right now.

>>14064667
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>14064689
R u a girl
Pls rspnd

>>14065528
hmm that would include you.

>>14065502
I'm both those things. I have lupus nephritis and take cellcept, a kidney transplant drug. : )