/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14056226
completely inserted in my anus

Egg mayonnaise

how does he get out

>>14056226
Over easy, soft scramble, soft boil, french omelette, poached, fried. At this point I'll eat pretty much any runny buttery eggs

Deviled

>>14056226
I like to smash em!

>>14056226
shaken not stirred

Fried in bacon grease sunny side up.

>>14056226
The way I like my coffee. The way I like my women.

>>14056226
that looks like an accident waiting to happen.

Fertilized

>>14056278
Basted

>>14056226
fried with the yolk runny and make sure the edges get nice and crusty please

Just coomed to my favourite porn(futa) and ate a cold and squished scrambled egg sandwich(my favourite way to prepare eggs), it was so blissful bros

>>14056226
8 minute soft boiled for egg salad
Protip: use pretzel rolls or bagels and more seasoning than just salt and pepper
(Paprika, dark chili powder, white/black pepper, ginger, Dijon mustard, yellow mustard, mesquite bbq powder, mayo, squirt of lemon, onion powder)
Optional chopped carrots for crunch

>>14056226
med-high, as little oil as possible, put 2tbsp water in the pan away from the eggs and put a lid on to steam the tops. set white, runny yolk

>>14056226
whole like my women

Give them back to the egg king

>>14056461
Did you imagine the cold squishy eggs was futa cum

>>14056226

>>14056425
are women good for you?

>>14056226
Free from racial impurities. Aryan chickens giving birth to white eggs.

Zero tolerance.

>>14056226
Poached
>>14056566
How am I supposed to deshell soft boiled eggs without using my retard strength to fuck up the whites?

Pls don't say tiny spoon I'm not an English aristocrat.

>>14056550
like my women

>>14056226
Gimme em fried, baked, steamed alive
I live my eggs so fuckn bad

>>14056605
what the fuck am I looking at

>>14056640
That's Mr. Brown the Bear.

>>14056557
God no, I'm not gay

>>14056615
just put them in ice water

>>14056226
refrigerated

>>14056724
I share fridge with roommates and they leave no space in freezer for me, let alone ice. Not really any room in fridge either, I'm designated to one crisper box that I stuff everything in.
>>14056736
Are you the reason why grocery stores have a 1 carton limit per customer now?
Also >refridgerating bread

>>14056226
French omelette, nice and runny in the middle. No filling, just egg and butter. Easy, fast and utterly delicious.

>>14056260
this but unironically

>>14056226
5 dozen at a time

>>14056605
If he's such an expert, why does he only teach 101? Sounds like a poseur to me.

>>14056640
Looks like some deviantart fetish horror.

>>14056226
Scrambled in the microwave, lard as the anti stick, salt and pepper as the seasoning, and picante to taste.

>>14056226
Raw

Marinated in the piss of virgin boys

Poached > scrambled > over easy > fried > soft boiled > hard boiled

>>14057578
Seems as if you forgot the bacon grease.

>>14056226
in the trash where those sulfite bombs belong

>>14056226
in cake

>>14056226
Fried in a cast iron

>>14056278
fpbp

>>14056615
>How am I supposed to deshell soft boiled eggs without using my retard strength to fuck up the whites?
i usually just remove the shells before cooking

>>14056367
Based and clockwork pilled.

>>14056410
Not bad

No one posted the egg fortress webm?

Why are your eggs white? Did you paint them white? what the fuck

>>14056461
fag

Yummy ass pickled eggs :)

>>14056425
Ground up and in the freezer?

>>14056226
Fried or fertilized

>>14056226
With lots of vinegar.

>>14057598
What sort of retarded people even come up with this shit?

>>14059348
The lockdowns got me feeling rather down. I'd be up for a bit of the old in out, or the ultraviolence, but the streets are empty.

>>14059621
Duh, retarded people from reddit type places.

>>14059621
Homos and cult types from frisco and san diego.

>>14056438
Mmmmmmmmmm

>>14059621
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

>>14056226
French scrambled or fried with the whites just barely underdone (especially on top of yakisoba)

>>14056769
>Are you the reason why grocery stores have a 1 carton limit per customer now?
I stocked up prior to the limit
>refridgerating bread
Refrigerated bread is 100% better, fight me.

>>14056226
scramble

>>14056226
Crack and fry, no fuss no muss. I like hard-boiled eggs, but I don't like boiling or peeling them.

Soft boiled or sunny side up

>>14056425
black and bitter?

over easy to use the yolk as a dipping sausce for my homemade bagel BELT with cheese.

Gordon Ramsay's scrambled eggs and chives is celestial.

Otherwise, I like my eggs deviled.

>>14060763
So you are the reason. Sit on it.

>>14056359
It's weird, I can eat a three egg scramble and be stuffed and barely finish it. But with Deviled eggs, I can down about twelve of them easily.

>>14056403
Flemming described in great detail Bond's dining. He would spend about three pages on the gourmet dishes and about one ore two paragraphs on the action scenes.
I think he (Bond) preferred his eggs soft boiled with coffee and toast in the morning.
In the books.

>>14056425
Tied up in a burlap sac and drug around by Juan Valdez.

>>14056462
Interesting...
Might try this.

>>14056226
I'll take 4 large eggs rough scrambled in a tiny bit of butter, tiny pinch of salt, bunch of pepper. Thanks.

>>14062528
>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.
>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".
>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!" - True Hollywood Tales 1997

>>14062560
based Brando

>>14056278
It's a part of him.

>>14060763
>I stocked up prior to the limit
for future reference, you're allowed to just say "yes"

>>14056615
Never done soft boiled, but if they're anything like hard boiled, put it in a glass, cover the opening, and shake for a bit and the shell will come off easily

>>14057578
>>14057638
I scramble eggs in the microwave all the time. No butter or bacon grease or lard or whatever... I mix them up with some milk and whatever I want to go in with them like pepper or veggies and such. The trick is to use a bowl and mix it all up and put 'em into the microwave on high.

Wait while watching them until they start to expand. Shut off the microwave, take out the bowl and stir. Repeat. This usually takes about 20 seconds for each time. Microwaves will vary for the timing.

When they are pretty much done I can either just eat them right away or throw 'em on a tortilla and toast it with other goodies.
Great breakfast that's fast and easy... I usually zest it up with herbs and spices.

You have to monitor them or else you will have one hell of a mess to clean up if the thing explodes.

>>14060453
I've had "tea-eggs" at a neighbor's birthday party. I'm pretty sure it was just tea. But having to deal with a lifelong asthma problem I'm about ready to try the "boys-egg" thing.

>>14056226
fifty foot radius away from me.

I'm going to make Fisherman's Eggs in an hour.

>>14062107
That makes it a BELTC.
If you add a food that starts with an "H" you could be golden either or white American trash.
Hot-dog or Hazelnut butter.

>>14056410
Fried in bacon grease, sunny side down.

>>14057578
try hardboiled in the microwave

>>14062560
That's fucking hilarious. God damn I miss the old Hollywood schtick that was actually for real...

>>14062661
Fisherman's Friend is the Altoids for real men.

>>14062770
Is that for real?
Not my cup of tea, being so loose but on toast it could work, I can see. If that's your photo then apply for those web-foodie-sites, unless you are not already working for them them.

Egg question

How are eggs supposed to be before they go in my instant ramen? I don't trust cooking them in the same pack since you just pour the boiling water over it.
Do I boil the eggs to runny yokes? If so, I might also make egg 'salad' while I'm at it.

>>14062835
I unironically put raw egg on my rice and have never gotten Salmon hello,
Supposedly for ramen eggs you do a standard soft boil (boiling water, 5-6 minutes,) slice the egg in half and float one half in the broth.

>>14062857
That makes sense. I know about egg drop ramen but last time I oversalted an already extremely salty broth and ended up throwing up from the sodium, and now I'm scared like a little girl of egg drop. It didn't even taste that good before either baka

>>14056615
>How am I supposed to deshell soft boiled eggs
Take a knife and cut off the top, then use a teaspoon and eat the egg.

eggfort'd