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based Diogenese poster

The point he was making is that it takes more to make a human being than just walking upright. Fucking collegecucks btfo

Diogenes was a homeless alcoholic

>>14051971
i remember seeing this picture or something like this in a guinness book of world records i got from a scholastic book fair. no idea what it was for though

>>14052085
Baldest Cock record

>>14051971
no cannibalism on blue boards

>>14051971
Yeah after seeing OP's image I could picture those things being 16 feet tall and weighing nearly 2 tons a couple million years ago.

Diogenes was a retard who'se only claim to fame was being a contrarion faggot who never contributed anything to society

>>14052324
Diogenes was the original NEET

>>14052324
Yes, he was so "retarded" that one of the greatest leaders in history wished that he could be Diogenes.

>>14052339
>muh get out of muh sun
>smelly barrel man says a bunch of psuedo intellectual bullshit to sound smart thousands of years ago when most people were literally retarded
>WOW HE WAS SO WISE WHOAH DUDE BARREL MAN IS REAL BIG BRAIN TIME

The only thing he ever invented was public indecency

>>14052362
Holy shit you're salty. Did he shit in your school or what?

>>14052362
Content like this is why i enjoy 4chan

>>14051971
a meteor did this

>>14052080
Yes, commendable indeed
>>14052324
>>14052362
The anti Diogenes seethe is one of the purest and saddest forms available, let me breathe it in lads

>>14052362
unironically this man is more like diogenes than people who actually like diogenes

>>14052324
>>14052362
after all these years Plato is still assblasted

>>14051971
I feel like they need sweaters.

>>14051971
>BEHOLD A MAN
But those are chickens.

>>14052545
He isn't. Diogenes pointed out intellectual falsehoods of those who thought themselves smart but spent their thoughts on petty wordgames.
This dude is just contrarian. He isn't even using ridicule correctly. Just copying some meme.

"Behold! A man!" was brilliant back then. As was finding existential emptiness in Platos skull instead of cup.
This dude is just namecalling a dead guy. Pathetic.

>>14052362
This man is a reincarnation of diogenes

>>14052362
>>14052324

>thousands of years later after his death:
>still causing asspain

thx for proving my point

>>14051971
>pre-plucked

>>14052080
So unequivocally based

>>14052324
>>14052362
>t. Plato

>>14052362
nigger he was smarter than your soy face looking ass, your so ashamed of your real face you had to make a shitty vector line drawing of it to get the courage to post it

>>14052362
dumb wojakposter

>>14052362
this kid got btfo by an ancient greek hobo or something lmao

also those chicken look incredibly tasty

>>14052080
My type of guy.

>>14052888
I see those trips of truth

>>14052362
>thousands of years ago when most people were literally retarded
Ancient people were smarter than you.
Do you know when to plant particular seeds, how to gut skin and butcher an animal, how to build a structure from stone or a ship from timbers?

Just because you numale fags have a smartphone slapped together by some communist slave chink in a sweatshop, that doesn't make you smart. Most people today are literal mongoloids waiting for a handout and couldn't survive a week on their own, including you. People are devolving, not evolving.

>>14052362
there is no need to be upset, plato

>>14053332
I'm sure the guy who drew these wanted to make me think about how we live in a society, but they really just make me want to fuck a schoolgirl in the throat.

People in the old days were definitely not stupid. Even something that we might casually dismiss as simple, such as making fire or inventing the bow and arrow, took a shitload of both thinking and trial and error. And trial and error is a lot harder when you don't already know for a fact that it will lead to something.

>>14051971
You're lucky this is still funny after the first 100 times

>>14052362
2,500 years later and you're still butthurt plato. Never change faggot

>>14051971
I dont get the naked bird meme

>>14053505
In old Athens Plato once ran a school for philosophers. The teachers and pupils both were really proud of and conscious of being smart.
They tried their brains at such questions as what a man is. One of them decided that a man is a featherles biped. A proclamation that was discussed very earnestly and with much gusto by his esteemed colleagues.
Diogenes, who lived in a wine barrel in the marketplace and whose two hobbies were being drunk and masturbating heard of that. So he got a freshly butchered chicken, strud into Platos school of philosophy and dclared loud and bold: "Behold, a man!" He may or may not have slapped down the chicken cacass on a table while doing that.

As you can see from >>14052362 Platos disciples haven't recovered in more than two thousand years.
They did however amend the original claim so that a man is a featherless biped without claws.

>>14053758
>getting this BTFOd by a drunken hobo
Based. I remember almost nothing about ancient philosophy. What's some easily digestible reading I should start with?

>>14053848
Don't read the actual philosophers. That's for spotty nerds. But the same publishers that reprint books by philosophers also publish books about them. Get those. They're usually rather slim, as they're for adult education and therefore focused. Just pick one that sounds interesting to you and start reading.

Posting gore is against the rules.

>>14052080
I've never heard that he was an alcoholic. Public masturbator, yes, but not an alcoholic.

>>14053332
And yet when third worlders immigrate into a first world society, even without the language barrier, they struggle.

On the whole, It's a difference of societal programming, not intelligence or evolution

>>14052053
It was mainly about BTFO'ing Plato.

>>14054343
What bird is that?

>>14052053
>>14054353
The point was that philosophists argued about dumb retarded shit.

>>14052657
this is some deepdream machine learning shit

>>14052362
Based modern diogenes

>>14051971

>>14054359
Looks like a parrot who lost its feathers for some reason.

>>14054341
>If only I could resolve my hunger as easily as rubbing my belly.

>>14054346
And yet people still die everyday. Tell me how we live in a better time than WWII?

>>14051971
What is a man?

>>14054346
>And yet when third worlders immigrate into a first world society, even without the language barrier, they struggle.
Because the Talmudic world we live in is unnatural for a healthy human society. It has been created to produce a large, dumb, fat slave society with a handful of elites and olygarchs at the top leeching off the labors of the chattel.
>On the whole, It's a difference of societal programming, not intelligence or evolution
Africa has devolved since the end of colonialism. No amount of Talmudic mind control can create a work ethic or the drive to succeed in people who don't care about building a functioning and healthy society. You can't coach those things. They come from within.

>>14053848
>>14054227
Don't usually talk trash on here but that is legitimately some of the worst advice I've ever seen

>>14055189
Almost all African countries have devolved after the colonialists left.

>>14055239
He asked for an easy starting point. That gives him a decent overview. Go back to /lit/

>>14055244
>Almost all African countries have devolved after the colonialists left.
That is patently false.
Nice try rabbi.

>>14052362
His bants so powerful he's still making people asshurt

>>14051971
Thank you, Diogenes. Very cool.

>>14055244
>Almost all African countries have devolved after the colonialists left.

I can’t decide which one looks more accurately like my nitsac
>does that make me vegan

>>14052362
How about another joke Plato?

>>14055333
I kinda felt bad for the guy. He's obviously ashamed of the retardation and laziness of his countrymen but what can he do? He's just a translator.

>>14055244
>Almost all African countries have devolved after the colonialists left.

left? China now owns more African land & natural resources than any of the western colonial powers, ever.

>>14056145
True, but for some reason people are still buttmad at something that happened hundreds of years ago when Chinaman is doing the same shit right now. But you can't criticize them because they aren't white?

>>14056162
Fun Fact: Only white people can be racist. Asians, however, can use and exploit those dumb niggers however we want and you nor the UN will ever dare say shit.

>>14052080
Yeah, and what are you?

>>14056173
Fun fact: Incel hands typed this post

>>14056145
Australia is already pretty much Chinese, with more indigious Chinese population than whites.

Can't wait until Australia becomes a communist country by democratic vote. The irony. lol

>>14056194
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>14055244
Colonizers never left

>>14056262
Africans are the only ones oppressing Africans right now. If they didn't want all the big mining companies etc. in their country they could just tell them to leave. They don't because all the politicians are corrupt as fuck and don't give a single fuck about the suffering of their own people.

>>14056303
*Capitalism
There. Just cured your racism

>>14056313
How am I racist? I've been to several African countries and I've had nothing against the people. They were some of the most warm and open people I've ever met. That doesn't change the fact that most African governments are corrupt to the core.

>>14053332
who drew these and where can I get the uncensored version?

>>14051971
fucking barrelposter

behold, a man

>>14056361
There's a faggot on /ck/ that spams "racist" in lots of threads. Stop being gullible.

>>14054341
This guy keeps getting baseder and baseder.

>>14056468
that has feathers not a man

>>14052657
I don't remember taking DMT

Plato is the original redditard

>>14056215
We do not appreciate the misinformation in your post and demand that you retract your statements and use the correct name of "Southern China Islands" when referring to that region.

>>14053758
Plato was also a psuedo intellectual authoritarian faggot who thought tyranny was good

Stop venerating stupid people from the past because you were told to do so

>>14057655
What in that post made you think I like Plato?

Ok, his analysis of democracy was good.

>>14051971
this is why I can't take philosophy seriously. imagine actually trying to argue that featherless bipedals are men LMAO.

>>14057816
People who make memes about the featherless biped have never actually read the Greeks.
True bigbrainers only make trolley problem memes.

>>14054359
Looks like a greencheek conure.

>>14056090
>>14055333
whats the original from?

>>14057655
tyranny is good

>>14058008
Empire of Dust
Documentary about a Chinese concrete company in Africa grinding to a halt because the Chinese and African work ethics are wildly different.

>>14051971
yep... I'm thinking this is based

>>14051986
Is that someone from Diogen?

>>14054359
dinner

>>14054343
He's fine. Parrots don't even seem to like flying that much.

>>14052080
Barreled and pot-pilled

>>14053332
That pic says a lot about our society...

>>14051971

>>14052324
go to bed, Plato

>>14053395
>I'm sure the guy who drew these wanted to make me think about how we live in a society, but they really just make me want to fuck a schoolgirl in the throat.
incredibly based

>>14061143
>dinner catches itself

>>14061143
that boy ain't right