/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14052006
Why you dont eat the avacodo?

>>14052006
>come back next day
>shit's still sitting in the same pile
>have to clean it all myself so I can cook
fuck you you little cock sucking niggerfaggot don't ever touch my fridge again either

I reward my bf with a blowjob whenever he does the dishes without me asking him. usually werks desu

>>14052027
Thats why I only live with girls roomie

>>14052032
>only live with girls
been there, too much fucking drama
and they'll bring guys over nonstop which was awkward
unless it's your SO living with other people in general is a nightmare especially when it comes to sharing the kitchen (bathroom is 2nd) and, god fucking forbid, utensils

>>14052030
Are you a 50 year old married couple, or is he cheating on you?

>>14052047
sometimes you live with a hot girl, though, and you can go to the bathroom immediately after you've heard her take a reeking, filthy shit

>>14052030
I wish I had a gf like you :(

>>14052006
That's not a lot. Just stacked poorly.

>I cook
>so cleaning's not my job
>I live by myself

>>14052240
b&rp

>>14052006
Assuming the person took care to clean as they go and rinse things out before it crusts, I'm fine with it.

I don't even let my wife get away with that shit. I've watched her submerge stacks of bowls into a pot full of greasy water. It bottles my mind.

>>14052261
>bottles my mind
>bottles
>sides approaching first orbital

>>14052233
>gf
Oh, Anon.

>>14052261
time to take her for a drive

Cleaning every cookware, utensils and surface used in a recipe is part of the recipe. No eating until it's done.

For everything else get a dishwasher heathen !

>>14052321
Not a bad idea.
I'd even let her call her mom after the drive.

>>14052425
Let us know how the meatloaf turns out.

>>14052030
>gf sucks my cock
>finds all the dirty dishes hidden underneath the sink

>>14052006
Half of that is plastic garbage that can be thrown away immediately. This is like two pots and two pans to clean.

>>14052250
>Assuming the person took care to clean as they go and rinse things out before it crusts
That person would probably do the dishes.

>>14052006
Doesn't look rough at all. Cooking and prepping can take multiple hours. That's 15m job if you soak it for a few minutes. Make it 20 if you have to wipe 'em dry too.

>>14052006
Imagine the smell bros... Vinegary

>live by myself
>imagine splitting the chores with an imaginary gf while I load the dishwasher by myself

aaaaAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHHHH

>>14052211
their shit stinks just as much as anyone's and the used tampons were enough to make me gag every time I saw them
I might have gotten off once or twice on having her listening to me jerk off though ngl but only because she brought it up

she made a hell of a (vegan) lasagna too but aside from that she was a basic bitch in the kitchen

>Three other roommates
>Dishes pile up since they don’t wash them
>One friend gets mad that the kitchen space isn’t clean enough to his high standards
>He won’t wash dishes because of skin problems
It wouldn’t be as bad if they had the common sense to wash while they cook.

>>14052006
>desu
>empty yogurt cup

>>14053630
>live alone
>dont own a dishwasher
>kitchen is a shithole

>be me
>live alone
>have a dishwasher

highly recommend

>>14052006
This was my ex. Drove me insane.
“I’ll cook and have all the fun and put on some music and make a huge mess and then give you some burnt shit, you clean cuz it’s fair”

>>14054714
>do dishes right after you use them
>never have dishes laying around ever again for the rest of your life

Just make the habit anon it’s easy.

>>14052414
I'd rather eat my food hot. Then again, I have no problem making sure everything gets cleaned after. As much as possible, I clean while I cook.

>>14052047
I lived with three girls for three years while in university.

I didn't need to make any friends to be social. that was a plus, one of them cooked for me a lot, she would make big meals for meal prep and give me a portion.
They had this gay friend who liked to play chess, he was pretty cool.

All their periods synchronized, which was when I locked myself in my room for a week.

Overall, 6 / 10 life experience, was pretty cool. And no, I didn't fuck any of them because I was a WoW playing cave dweller.

>>14054728
I did for a while. The result was that I stopped cooking much, anticipating the washing after. When I wash what I need when I need it, I'm motivated by the cooking that comes afterward.

>>14052006
Literally a fifteen minute job. Seems fair.

>>14052030
Post bussy.

Who paper /paper_plates/ and /plastic_cups/ here?

>>14052006
15 minutes tops and I got that clean
but why tf would you put an avocado skin and salad clamshells in the sink

>>14055460
There wasn't any room on the toaster.

>>14052233
>GF

if I'm cooking for roommates I better be getting blowjobs and foot rubs on top of them cleaning the dishes

>>14052006
>bro
You wonna those queer couples aintcha
>tfw aids

>>14052032
>he thinks girls are cleaner than guys