/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Compensating for something?

>>14048608
Looks like my dick, except I never let white hands touch it.

>>14048608
Yep, that's bread alright

>>14048608
>"GENTLEMEN"
>doesn't have the baguette sticking comically out of his mouth

>>14048643
I want to go back to the time when this was funny.

>>14048608
Did you put glitter on the side of your bread?

>>14048710
I still think it's funny.

>>14048608

>>14048608
That looks fantastic and I want to make a ham hero out of it. Fuck, im hungry.

>>14048619
Same, except about my vagina.

I heard this in Dr. Weird's voice

>>14048608
My ass has finally decided to eat my hand!
It hungers! FOR MORE!

Bröther
May i have some löaf

>>14048608
MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY

>>14048746
i never knew i missed that meme

>>14048608

>>14048791
>cuck posters on are /ck/ now

>>14049355
newfag spotted

>>14049139
they're all there waiting for you in your 4chan folders to be shitposted all over again

>>14049239
Lmao

>>14048608
...I'VE BROUGHT YOU A MAN!

>>14049360
Cuck

>>14049996
>I-dont-think-that word-means-what-you-think-it-means.gif

>>14049239
Post crumb

>>14048608
look at that mighty loaf. look at that delicate wrist. imagine getting loafmogged this heard.

>>14049239
Why did you take a picture of bread in your bathroom?

>>14051960
lurk moar

I have nothing against most breads except for the fact carbs bloat me pretty bad. That being said, zoomers using the ability to bake shitty bread as some kind of pedestal that puts them above old fucks is annoying as fuck and incredibly sad
>ok boomer, you might own your own home, have a good job, go on vacation with your wife annually, put 4 kids through college, and be generally happy with life but I learned how to make bread in between constant self induced panic attacks while failing school and getting money from my cishit white family for rent
Like cool bro, you made bread. I make the best chicken marsala and coq au vi, nobody gives a shit you fucking loser. Stop orbiting hoes on onlyfans, unsub from pornhub premium, and work more than 16 hours a week

>>14052029
You ok anon?

>>14048768
the bread girl

>>14052038
No. I go on instagram alot and a fifth of the posts on explore are twitter or tumblr screengrabs of some loser kid trying to prove why older adults suck but its always the most pathetic shit. Or its greebtexts from here of some faggot telling a fake and sappy story where you just know every (you) was a kys but all the comments are like oh thats so sweet

>>14048608
was it soft bread on the inside or is it a hard bread all the way thru?

>>14051960
Hey there, newfriend.

>>14052029
>coq au vi
You mean fapping with one hand and programming with the other?

>>14051960
Shut the fuck up we are talking about important shit

>>14052029
Huh?

>>14048791
*neovagina