/ck/ - Food & Cooking

more pics op

Christ.
Do you prefer to smoke meth before to speed the process or do you smoke a bowl after to treat yourself for a job well done?

>>14043713
I'm making stew

>>14043706
give us a tour of your kitchen anon

>>14043770
looks bretty good

>>14043770
do you at least rinse the dish soap out after? Also you shouldn't add heat to chemicals like that. Fumes.

>>14043805
hope you don't use hot water when you wash dishes

heat and chemicals will kill you, you're already dead

>>14043719
shh.

OP give more details, I also find myself spending too much time in the kitchen.

>>14043813
different temperature, anon, different temperature. If my sink got as hot as my stovetop I'd have died from burns years ago.

>>14043821
wait until you find out what dishwashers are

>>14043824
difference is dishwashers are closed. OP is literally heating up dish detergent in open pans apparently, which would cause fumes.

>>14043814
I also save time by owning a minimum number of dishes, prevents computer pileup. My dishes can't accumulate in front of the computer because I only own one plate and two bowls because I got a bowl for christmas.

The plate never needs washing because I use those flyers they send me in the mail on top of it and just toss them away when they're too dirty.

The bowl never needs to be washed because I never wash it. I guess I could do that for the plate too, I forget why they're different.

>>14043849
wash bowl

>no image search results

>>14043849
>I never wash my dishes, I just put paper on top of them

what does black mold taste like, OP? Not to mention some mail is a covid risk

Great thread
I feel so much better about my life

stew's done, I think the bowl is different because the sides naturally get cleaned when you make soup or stew which never happens with a plate.

>>14043706
m8 your kitchen needs a whole ass exterminatus.

>>14043888
my kitchen is pretty clean these days, I don't live in the slums anymore I had to move somewhere nice because I had a company car that couldn't get shot up because my neighbours are idiots.

I make roughly the same net pay or less than I did slumming it because of the higher rent though. And I have to keep it cleaner. oh well

>sobey's
i cannot believe i share a country, let alone possibly the same province as this disgusting motherfucker
i would formally like to apologise for my fellow countryman
i swear to god we aren't like this

>>14043886
I would eat. But only the inside bits that didn't touch the bowl. Good job, OP.

>>14043904
oh it's all food anyway, I don't put poison in my bowl or something. Most animals just eat raw meat off the ground, I think I can handle a little residue from a previous meal.

>>14043706
incredibly based

>>14043824
lol this retarded nigger thinks dishwashers boil dishes

>>14043901
I don't generally think of myself as a Canadian anyway. I prefer "Northerner". I don't like the idea people get to just decide I am Canadian because of where I was born.

>>14043908
where are you from

>>14043824
>wait until you find out what dishwashers are
I knew a dishwasher named Manuel. We called him Owner's Manual.

>>14043913
well put it this way, surgical instruments get boiled before medical operations. So I'm actually using the cleanest sterilization method.

>>14043886
WASH BOWL

>>14043923
no they don't
which asshole told you that lie lmao

>>14043915
>he's a fucking hick
what a surprise
no but really where are you from

this is bait unless op actually posts him eating from his disgusting bowl
any autist can boil some meat and veggies for 4chan clout

>>14043706
i never do dishes either thats what my WIFE is for LOL

>>14043923
boiling doesn't kill everything, so it does not sterilize
surgical instruments are autoclaved, irradiated, etc.

>>14043933
born in the hospital that burnt down by the railroad tracks that don't run anymore is where I'm from. It doesn't really exist anymore.

Anon what do you look like?

Masoakis is that you

>>14043945
>he's from the place that isn't there anymore
Same anon, same.

>>14043962
dashing rogue

just look at the clever coffee maker I invented today to save money it only cost ten dollars or so to make. I just need to figure out how to make it so I don't have to stand there and pour water

You are one disgusting motherfucker, but I respect that

>>14044009
You need to publish a book.

>>14043706
we're still waiting for that kitchen tour, anon.

>>14043849
now we're cookin with gass

>>14043944
>boiling doesnt kill everything
tell that to the abandoned puppies I find in boxes on the side of the road

>>14045054
kek
>>14043706
post pics of the rest of your house please

>>14044009
That looks like it took more effort to make than the effort it woulda taken to just run out and buy a fucking coffeefilter holder

>>14045025
but i have to beat RE3

>>14044009
>Ten bucks to nigger rig a drip coffee maker
>When drip coffee makers are ten bucks

OP, any recipes to share?

>taking about never cleaning shit
>posts a pic of him using a disgustingly dirty stove

looks bout right.

Are you kingcobrajfs? Looks like his kitchen to me. Make us a dank burger

>>14043879
>Not to mention some mail is a covid risk
I rinse them first

>>14043879
you realize the virus isn't going away right?

it's just a question of catching it now or later

Fuck lol this is the best board on this site

>>14045514
you rinse the paper??
Do you like.. let it dry after too?
What does the inside of your microwave look like?

>>14043706
Op, are you a nigger or a white crackhead? It's very important for us to know

holy fuck op please consider this your intervention
literally everything you are doing is beyond disgusting and unhygienic
you need help

>>14043706
based

>>14045827
No no no no DON'T...

>>14043849
>>and two bowls because I got a bowl for christmas.

My sides...!

>>14043706
Based

What do you do with your sink?
Do you store things there? You're obviously not using it to do the dishes

>>14046917
>What do you do with your sink?
Pretty sure he pisses in it.

>>14046922
i use the bathroom sink for that obviously

>>14043706
c-code?

>>14043706
Who is the waifu on your mug?

>>14043849
>The bowl never needs to be washed because I never wash it

>>14043706
I'm loving this so far. You really live like this OP?

Somewhere Darwin is laughing into his glass of brandy and shaking his head.

>>14043706
>>14043849
good thread

itt--mad normies jealous of an ascendant form of human evolution

OP, are you neet?

>>14048445
well the guy might have had a point about the dishsoap so I might stop doing that but I can just boil them without soap it doesn't really matter

>>14043813
Nani?!

>>14043849
>only own one platel
>prevents computer pileup
i thought using only paper plates was a good idea, but this man is a step ahead of me

The best part is this guy cooks more than 90% of this board and probably created better tasting food than the half that do cook.

>>14047267
It's gabriel the angel, she's fallen into use as a general purpose cooking cup.

>even if I got a girl in here to cook and clean
Confirmed that a woman has never been in your apartment. I shudder to think of what kind of gross fatass white trash would still even think of fucking you after one look at that stove top.

>>14049254
men and woman aren't so different. if you'd met a wide range of girls, you'd know that they aren't universally clean freaks.

But...why?
Washing this few dishes would take like 5 minutes at most I don't get it it's easier and cleaner than boiling them.
It's probably also one of the most important steps in learning how to cook, as you actually get to appreciate the meal you've had and meditate on it. Like stretching after a good workout idk.
It's one of those "shortcuts" that really cripple you socially and mentally later on, as you become used to living standards that are bad for you and start becoming unable to understand the importance of cleanliness and hygiene.
Hoarders that live among roaches start off by piling up their dishes and cans in a corner if their room you know, it's a slow but well known process.
Try doing the dishes once, you'll immediately see ans appreciate the difference anon believe me it's incredible what some basic hygiene will do to one's mental health...a cleaning of the soul as well you might say.

>>14049260
cope.jpg

Thanks for confirming that you hang out with gutter trash the rest of us wouldn't consider for a second.

>>14049828
The people you call gutter trash lead far more interesting lives than those who go to work every day and do the exact same routines.

>>14049890
This x1000. My most favorite people belonged in that category. Imperfect but genuine.

>>14049890
And theyre not disgusting.

A crackhead sure is interesting but i dont wanna be him.

>>14049810
Congratulations, you're ocd. What dkes if feel like to be an anal cunts?

>>14043849
this is life as performance art.

>>14045266
white people are taking this L

>>14049254
You would be surprised.

>>14043706
im glad you will never have kids incel

ISHYGGDT

Fuck me, this thread is a whole lot of kek. Based OP.

>>14043706
Are you the anon with the mug collection?

>>14050212
Get the fuck off my board normie trash

>>14049924
How far up your ass must you be to call someone ocd because he suggested doing the dishes once?

>>14043849
>The bowl never needs to be washed because I never wash it.

Is this what is referred to as "circular reasoning"?

>>14049235
This is how Gab lives

Cheers to you, you solved the gf equation.
I salute you!

>>14043706
It's fine OP, there is never any risk of that last part ever happening.

Genuinely thought a lot of us on here lived like this, step up to the plate anons