/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14041793

I'd mold ova her cakes if you know what I mean

I want to fill it with cream.

>>14041793
>da
moldavians speak romanian, amerifat

>>14041796
i don't get it

>>14041793
my chinie me from b me put peepee in your coke

>>14041793
Hope she's better giving head than caking a bake.

>>14041793
Can I get a name please? She looks very sweet and I'd love to see her making cakes, thx

>>14041846
Girls who pose like this are always TURBO STD WHORES. She's about as sweet as a tampon soaked in chlamydia

>>14041846
pee pee, you can look that up on google

>>14041851
Your mom isn't representative of all girls, anon.

>>14041854
But Google and tinyeye show 0 result

>>14041858
You don't have google foo, try harder

>>14041857
buddy if I had a mom that looked like that I'd have children who are also my half siblings

>>14041862
If you have the sauce just help a brother out man ...

>>14041863
That's the thing with crossing the line with cute girl siblings, never do it but they have hot friends and that's fair game.

>>14041793
How do I get a Russian gf if I'm too scared to go to Russia in fear of becoming a political prisoner?

>>14041878
Don't be an asshole, Russian chicks like Americans with skill, not suckups.

>>14041876
tell the story anon
what was it like when you made a pass at your hot sister

>>14041888
Never did, but friends sure made passes at her and paid me off as well which was seriously funny.

>>14041888
Nobody can do weird stuff to your hot sister and take yourself seriously.

>>14041888
Nice trips!

>>14041793
Do svidaniya Maruskja. Can I put the icing on?

>>14041921
I got some icing for some hot Russian chicks.

I want to feed my Russian bride!

It's trade deals and why we don't blow each other up. Russian chicks love us American guys and Russian guys love our American women.

>>14041961
Just make sure she's not a anchor type.

>>14041965
How so ?

>>14041965
But no one likes American woman

>>14041994
We're still here and not nuking each other, duh!

>>14042011
Russians do, they're the only ones that seem to like our bitches.

40 fucking kids and some associated family is something to avoid. That's called anchor babies.

The intelligentsia of American female.

>>14042040
You can take them, they're useless cunts that can't even cook. We can't get rid of them fast enough.

OP here this is a tranny by btw

>>14041799
what the frig is a moldavian?

>>14041809
He’s saying he’d lean over the cakes she baked and stay in that position until he starts growing mold.

>>14041796
haha ya man, i know what u mean ;)

id topple that cake pan if u get what im sayin home dog

>>14042011
>reee they put a girl in my video game
Both of them are fuckable, incel

>>14042467
Um, eww

>>14041799
>Romanians put hot dogs in there cake?