/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14028916

>>14028921
(((Beems)))

>>14028921
why did they ever ditch this character? this looks so much better than nupizza hut. his hat actually looks like their "modern" logo. 80s-90s pizza hut was prime. i would love to try a 60s pizza hut pizza. i bet that shit was actually hand made. and i'd have to have one of those hamdergers holy shit

>>14028916
Super fucking /reddit/.
>>>/t/witter
>>>/f/acebook

Ohio isn't all that bad

>>14029136
>Salad Boy
>Mint Whip
oh hell yeah

>>14029136
i wonder what the new exclusive swenson's bottle of water looked like

>>14029174
not bad for 1.50

>>14029193
shit would sell for the same price today lmao

None of these restraurants are worthy of me posting their menus given their wimping "mask only" policies.

>>14029205
The menu is from 2019 so yes.

Anyone got that menu where it has several 'beer-battered' items and is weirdly writtem? I haven't seen it in about 5 years.

>>14028916

>>14029955
my liver is beer battered

This thread here is why you 'merican niggers are so fucking fat.

>>14031419
I want a burger with 2 dollars worth of onions on it

>>14029136
i miss swensons so much. i just want a galley boy

>>14028916
We gotta go back

>>14031419
simple as

>>14028916
haha reddit words are funny

*farts then shits pants*

>>14029136
I'm from OH and I've never heard of Swenson's. Is it good?

>>14034707
This but ironically

>>14028916
Awful Waffle for breakfast?

>>14035594
Or lunch/dinner for the more discerning customers.

>>14035600
>tall glass of orange juice in a branded plastic cup
I miss being a kid :(

>>14029136
I wanna hot dog and an kids milkshake
he another basket of bread

>>14035594
>1 egg
>300-600 calories wot

>>14036533
Look underneath that part in the blue area. It looks like regular eggs are served with biscuit/toast, jam, and grits/hash browns/tomatoes.

>>14029136
aw fuck, I could demolish a galley boy right now
the only thing I miss about OH

What'll you have /ck/?

>>14035600
>1290 kcal entree
wew

>>14036918
Bees on wheat and a suicide pill please

>>14029136
yeah lemme get uhhhh X A N G O (TM)

>>14036962
:(

>>14036918
1 Zoo Burger please. Is the giraffe fresh today?

>>14036928
And yet, that's nothing on the Cheesecake Factory.

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/the-most-unhealthy-meals-you-can-order-at-cheesecake-factory

>>14037017
The vast bulk of sit-down restaurants are like that, which is why a lot of them pushed back against putting calorie listings on menus. Most dishes are drenched in more fat than you would think reasonable at home and served alongside a mound of carbs, sending the calorie count through the roof. The salt content is also pretty crazy, to the point where a number of these places are arguably worse than fast food.

>>14032607
+1 for onions.

>>14036918
O would like a mixed fuck a crack burger 5 pot brownies and suicide pill please.

>>14036962
Fuck you!

You need to fuck her or your mom dies!

>>14036918
i'll take the crack burger please

>>14032607

condiments are all served on the side in those little 1 oz. plastic containers with lids.

>>14036918
someone censored the "apeburger" a true punk rock menu would serve fresh hot "rapeburgers" morning,noon&night

>>14029031
You just reminded me I need to visit my university's Pizza Hut museum

>>14036962
echh

>>14036918
I'll take a I'll Kill You hoagie with a double ass cake please. Oh, and I'll have fried titties to go with that, thank you

>>14036962
fuck

>text menus
i always liked how even the nicest restaurants and izakayas in Japan had actual pictures of the food on the menu so you knew what the fuck you were actually getting.
a paragraph describing fried chicken doesnt do it for me.
i want to look at the fried chicken.

>>14037054
>The salt content is also pretty crazy,
TGI Friday's is the king of salt content. I remember reading an article about how salting (unhealthy) their food was b/c of it, worse that fast food as you say. I think they do it b/c they want to make money selling more shitty alcohol.

>>14038304
>reading is hard
fuck off weeb

>>14036962
Fug

>>14036918
can I have the pee special IN the diarrhea soup?

>>14036962

>>14036918
gimme that important shit, who the hell do i look like; a commoner?

>>14038475
What a beautiful round dog.

>>14036962
for me it's the pure beef hamburger

>>14034717
KWAB

>>14038475
I am officially immune, thank you immunity dog

>>14028921
Is that Little Ceaser?

>>14036918
We're gonna share a Mixed Fuck over here.

>>14038389
That's not the point oopid. You could read tsukemono and know how to pronounce it and not know what the fuck it is.

>>14031419
Based and northwestpilled

>>14036962
fug

>>14039652
Wish they still had these late 90s/early 2000s prices.

>>14039657

>>14039662

>>14039668

>>14039674

>>14039677

>>14028916
>You know the food is fire if
>fire
I'm sorry. Is this some type of DANK BASED flavor of the moment slang?

>>14034709
No

>>14036962
no

>>14036962
I'll take it all!

>>14036962
Finna.

>>14036918
I'll take a Steamed Horse burger.

>>14036928
someone post that starbucks oreo drink that has crustaceans in it that has as much calories as many people eat in a day

>>14038475
good doggo

>>14036962
Fuck you asshole

>>14036962
Fuck

>>14037017
Cheesecake's menu is a fucking novel, so of course there'd be a disproportionate amount of "unhealthy" dishes.

>>14036962

1 Big Mac please

>>14036962
R00D >:(

>>14036918
this is retarded but Homo Fries gets me every time

>>14036962
ass

>>14028916
>chungus
All fucking redditors must fucking hang.

>>14036962
The k

>>14036962
nigger

>>14029136
What the fuck are "phosphates"?

>>14028916
For me, it's the anus pounder.

>>14039692
>of the moment
did you just travel here from 1992?

>>14036962
>:(

>>14037414
So give the man 40 pots

>>14036962

>>14040399
Phosphoric acid neutralized by magnesium and calcium salts to about pH 2.2. Used to acidulate a drink without adding a specific flavour.

shit thread desu

>>14036929
The true patrician choice

>>14031419
I went to a place like this in bumfuck AK and it was a very pleasant experience.

>>14038304
That's harder to read. Side note, I think restaurant menus should be legally obligated to provide number of calories and units of alcohol per serving.

>>14040620
>large, bold hiragana font
>harder to read
get your eyes checked

>>14036962
Can I get a uhhhhhh burger and coke.

>>14040620
we do that here, I like it. Obviously you don't get it from small places but all the big chains like maccas have to do it.

I miss Cookout

>>14028916
order up

>>14036962
Steaming hot coffee and a tempting cheesburger if you don't mind

The GOAT drink menu

>>14036962

>>14036962
m

>bloating your menu with a bunch of bullshit

>>14038475
thanks dog

>>14036962
Hmm...

>>14040579
in English doc

>>14036944
>tfw you will never go to a restaurant that serves seven distinct kinds of seasonal waterfowl and is still more well-known for its steak
working in that kitchen must have been a fucking nightmare, though

>>14036962
appetizing menu

>>14028916
i love the prices

>>14036962
:(

>>14036962
dont go home tonight

>>14036962
Oh no mom

>>14034717
I went there as a kid.

>>14043151
Did it live up to the hype?

>>14028921
Never realized they were that old. very cool.

>>14040885
>selling straight grog
Isn't that literally just rum and water with a lime

>>14036937
Cabin biscuit sounds like the name for the ships butt boy

quite a deal on hot cum. can't get it that cheap where I live.

>>14028916
I'm really pissed at , did I already tell this story? I wanted a McChicken with a tomato slice, but they said they just cannot do that, they have no tomatoes. I pointed at the fucking burger that has a tomato in it and they said no, that's only for burger. What did I do? I settled for a ketchup packet. And poured the goo on the McChicken. It wasn't very good. Ketchup and mayo really don't go together. I was pissed. I ate half and threw the rest away. The next day I sliced tomato from the fridge and sliced it until I had three slices. I added salt and pepper and then wrapped them in seran wrap. I put them in my pocket. It was too early at the begining of the day (no McChickens until lunch here which starts at 11, but I know at some places they serve McChickens at breakfast, not here) to go to McDonald's so I had to wait. At 11 I took off work and went to McDonald's drive through. I was pissed. I asked again. Could I please have a McChicken with tomato on it, but they said they just cannot do that, they have no tomatoes. I pointed at the fucking burger that has a tomato in it and they said no, that's only for burger. What did I do? I ordered a regular McChicken and made sure the worker could see me pull the three tomato slices out of my pocket. I put them on one by one in front of the worker. "It's not so fucking hard." I said as I held up the line. Overall a pretty good sandwich. I may do the same tommorow

>>14036962
Got emm

>>14034717
kek what a bitch

>>14036962
fine

>>14038304
My weeb, this will annoy you but I'll talk about Chinese restaurants and I hope someone post some pic related.

If there are actual chinks in the restaurant, it's a good restaurant. And if you speak Chinese (preferably Cantonese or Mandarin), they bring you a Chinese menu with stuff that won't serve anyone else.

I don't know if it's something common over there.

>>14036962

Fucking got me

>>14036962
fuck you

>>14029031
i swear they change the recipes from time to time. every time i go to my local pizza slut, it's very fucking salty and pretty much disgusting. even the sauce there's no contrast. dominos is pretty good these days. and papa johns kind of is too.

>>14036944
>fancy creams

>>14036962
fuck :c

>>14036918
Steamed horse, pot brownies and heroin water for me please

>>14036962
FUGGIN SHUNT BUGGERLY COCKTITS CUNTFUCK

>>14036962
okay that was good

>>14036962
fuck off

This place was so good when it wasn't overpriced to shit I don't know why they exponentially increase their prices every month, it sucks ass.

>>14046164
Pic related their prices about 10 years ago

>>14046173
Jesus fuck at least drop a warning before posting a literal goblin

>>14036962
Fuck you

>>14036962

>>14043780

a navy grog is a cocktail you goober

>>14028921
>no water

>>14036962
stop

>>14036962
Cold milk.

I like the meatloaf hot lunch

>>14036962
For me it's the McChicken

>>14040960
what is a texas hot?

>>14040593
>in bumfuck AK
any more details?

>>14036962
Heck off

>>14036962
fuck you

old menus radiate so much "SOUL"

>>14034717
>I'll have the Big Black Boner(tm)

>>14036944
One roast canvasback duck would cost the equivalent of $124 in 2019 dollars. Wow.

>>14036962

>>14036962
nnoooo

there used to be a restaurant in my old neighborhood that had the most hipster menu i have ever seen, and i do not say that lightly. they're long gone but pulled the menu from wayback machine just now.

>>14049505
The only thing i appreciate about hipster places is that they almost all have a marrow thing going on. Marrow needs more love.
Fuck the "sour cream and beer yeast meringue" though

>>14049582
"antler mustard" gets me every time. keep your anter tf away from my mustard.

>>14049505
>bouillon of pastured animals
How wonderfully vague

>>14031419
Hells yeah.

>>14036962
Oh no

>>14049340
Lewd

>>14042858
God there was a family owned diner near me open all night with prices like that. You could get 2x Pancakes, a stack of bacon, eggs, and shredded potatos with a chocolate milk for $7.

Was amazing when you were drunk.

>>14050104
Im crying internally here as a northern euro. Here you want a burger at a decent place its like 30$ with fries and drink, at that price point I can make like 10 pizzas at home with the GOOD flour, too

>>14039692
I didn't realize they had their apple pies all the way back in 1972. Damn, that's been on the menu for 50 years.

>>14034717
Did they discontinue the Sweltering Summer Sirloin?

>>14036918
I'll take the mixed fuck with a side of fried titties.
Also
>myth of bacon

>>14036962
Dammit anon.
Would love a Full-Flavor Orange Drink

>>14036962
Fuck you, nibba

>>14036918
Lemme get a Bees on Wheat and a Helicoptor Pie.

>>14036962
You got me. Give me a Tempting Cheeseburger, you insufferable cunt.

>>14031419
Lol still the same prices...gotta love dicks

>>14036962
damn

Are there any good shots of the Whammyburger menu?

>>14040885
>not Trader Vic's
Unbased

>>14043780

In the context of tiki bars "grog" is something of an umbrella term meant to imply that the drink is somehow a manly high seas adventure in a glass. Usually, but not always, it's derived from or related to the Navy Grog that the original Don The Beachcomber had on the menu:

1 oz white PR rum
1 oz dark Jamaican rum
1 oz Demerara rum
3/4 oz honey
3/4 oz lime juice
3/4 oz white grapefruit juice
1 oz seltzer

or from Trader Vic's take on the drink, of which there are several recipes, but is usually differentiated mainly by the use of allspice or mixed-spice syrup rather than honey, but there were plenty of "grog" drinks back in the heyday of the tiki bar that had nothing to do with either recipe.

>>14050108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MqesGatCgg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ZvmMA95e4

>>14035594
smothered, peppered and capped plz

>>14036937
can i get some ice water with that?

>>14035594
>steak*

>>14036962
>:(

>>14040086
Don't feel bad, it's the dumbest shit I've ever seen, but I absolutely lose it over "Egg & Beer Queer" every time it pops up.

>>14036962
Fag

>>14049505
"Forbidden rice" makes me think they served small cooked maggots in a bowl.

>>14053479
But what if you want hamburger

>>14053706
Then you go to a hamberder store. Just get a tubby twist and be on your way.

>>14053719
How can a food shop, one that sells American style fast food at that, not sell hamburgers? Why are you acting like I'm the weird one?

>>14053753
Donut shops are exempt from that legal statute anon, any real American knows this.

>>14036918
The kids from Captain Underpants have gone too far

>>14036962
noooo

For me, it's the dbl anus pounder

>>14036962
nigger

>>14036962
damn

>>14028916

>>14053818
I gave ur mum the double anus pounder last night.

>>14053929
no u

>>14053914
The one in simi valley is tons better than the one in thousand oaks.

>>14051751
I learned something new today, thank you
Side note, that sounds pretty fucking nice

>>14053479
>Banana Cream Bismark
>Banana Cream Bismark II
based, but i wonder what the difference is

>>14036479
>I miss being a kid
>:(
Typing like one is not going to fill the empty void inside. Either get used to it, or commit sudoku.

>tfw mom’s been dead for years

you people need to work on your material, smdh

>>14036947
>sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all
uh
I'm no Don Juan but I don't think that's how sex works

>>14049505
it comes with a happy ending!

>>14035594
Imagine going to waffle house and ordering anything besides the all star special

>>14054681
Is this a WH pro-tip?

>So many (you)'s the janny deleted it
fuckin kekarino

>>14054388
I feel sorry for your stones dude

>>14039681
Oh fuck I had almost forgotten that mcds menus used to all be static instead of gay ass ever-changing screensavers

>>14053479
>"world's best donuts"
>No buttermilk or sour cream

What a crock of absolute bullshit.

>>14055113
aw what was it

>>14031419
Dick's is good. First place I ever head a burger and a shake, which seems like a totally gross combo, but was actually 10/10.

>>14050835
>gotta love dicks
wait a minute

>>14029136
Legit the best fucking burger I've ever had. Holy fuck 1 am after working like a dog and that was the best thing from Ohio. Fuck ohio though.

Was in Avon so, close enough that I didn't experience the real Ohio.

>>14053479
>Glaxed Cake Donut

>>14053914
>>14053988
Lol I pass by the one in TO and have never once been tempted to go in

>>14034717
Kwab 92

>>14029136
based Akron-area anon
>>14055588
>fuck Ohio
shut the fuck up, bitch boy

>>14040939
I never liked the fries here. They cut them too thin so it feels like you're eating potato chips. The fact that you can order them well done is even weirder to me.

>>14055496
Sour cream donuts are a meme. Nothing will ever stand up to the purity of a classic cake donut

>>14054009
It's definitely one of my favorite drinks and a major reason I'm so salty that pink and red grapefruits have completely eclipsed white/golds in the current produce market

>>14028916

>>14036918
I'll take a heroin & water with a splash of fart storm please.

>>14045362
they do this in the uk

>>14058436
>the BIG guy

>>14059237
For You

>>14028921
>drinking milk with pizza

>>14057109
What annoys me is you HAVE to order them well done to not get a soggy mess.
>>14040939
That's only to make hipsters feel cool by ordering off the "secret" menu that everyone knows.

>>14057109
>>14040939
>>14059457
Yeah, I always liked their simple menu.

I used to really like a double double before the gym, with one of their little pepperchinis. I didn't really like their fries either, but sometimes I ordered them for the extra carbs if I knew I was going to go really hard in the gym.

I never thought I'd see them again normally after leaving California for the last time over 10 years ago. Brought one home in my bag.

Then I moved to Arizona and was pleasantly surprised to find them here.

Ended up eating there too much though, got tired of them, and had to take a break. Once in a while though, it still really hits the spot.

>>14041156
had a good laugh

>>14053479

>>14050108
what type of pasta is "nuggets"?

>>14039662
Someone needs to explain to me WHO is buying the Filet O Fish and keeping it on the fucking menu. This shit has been around for decades but I have never even heard of someone who eats them, much less seen someone order one.

What the fuck? And we have to wait for months ever year for the McRib?

>>14060940
have you ever tried one? Surprisingly not bad.

>>14034717
Lmao forgot about the Kevin Nash /asp/ meme

>>14036918
yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhh a uhhhhhhhhh ass burrito and uhhhhh a double ass cake
>sir that comes with a side of homo fries
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm can I swap that for a helicopter pie?
>I'll have to charge the difference
yeah that's fine oh lemme get a small fart storm too~

>>14036918
I'll take a suicide pill and a pepsi, please

Here's Duffin's Donuts. protip: don't get the donuts

>>14036953
This is very cool anon. Thanks for sharing.

>>14040820
I'd forgotten it. Now I miss it again.

>>14060940
me, asshole

>>14053781
Fuck, why did this get me?

>>14061695
That looks like half of the hole in the wall restaurants in nyc

>>14034717
kwab

>>14045362
nah they dont do that sort of jewish trickery in Japan.
you cant customize anything in Japan though.
like you cant go into a Mcdonalds and ask for fries without salt or a burger without pickles.
What's on the menu is what they serve. That's it.

>>14042858
My freshman year at Champaign I watched a group of drunks get screamed apart by the crack head waitress at this place at 3am.

>>14053914
why must these places have 900 items on the menu

>>14058436
>$9 for a hot dog $7 for fried pickles.

>>14042858
#5 is the pinnacle of based breakfast food.

>>14048371
Me ;^)

>>14039663
is this from duke nukem?
duke berger?

Highly recommended.

>>14051721
That menu is from the Mai Kai which is what Trader Vics wishes it could be

>>14067845
>no ketchup on a sausage sandwich
what the fuck else would you use

>>14068212
Mustard, pepper sauce, I mean it all depends what kind of sausage it is.

Ketchup is good on everything, it's basically sugar and msg. Idk why it gets so much hate.

>>14068212
Once you've had a ground sausage sandwich with horseradish and an egg, you'll know why.

>>14038475
blessed post

>>14067845
Why is ketchup even an option if they're going to have pig bitching about it on the menu?

>>14068633
Maybe they're worried some might accidentally get on your sandwich from your fries?

>>14067845
>$25 dollars for some cheese
What the FUCK.

>>14070284
Time to get your eye prescription checked, gramps

>>14059339
i do it every

single

time.

>>14038475

Doggo

>>14060940
that's the only thing i can stomach there anon

>>14051665
I second this!

>>14035594
>eggs hamburger and steak may be cooked to order
As opposed to sitting around beforehand???

>>14072067

>>14072084
It makes no sense. Why is it listed as a caution? Like no shit

>>14072376
Mediocre bait

>>14052901
Wait a few days and you'll have all you could ever want

>>14028916

>>14073698
Is a yum literally just patty between bun?

>>14073759
With Jollibee's special Yum™ Sauce

>>14040960
Oh fuck now you done did it. Rochester born and raised

>>14037019
Salivating...

Double chips

What'll it be?

>>14073667
I didn't ask for it to come with salt you asshole.

>>14076206

>>14042858
R.I.P downtown merry anne's.
No more $5 dinners before getting plastered on mason jar "cocktails" down the street.

>>14076165
Why is the small chicken doner more expensive than the normal one?

>>14076165
the fuck is doner and why is 8 just "meat". Do Americans really?

>>14073698
Can you get spaghetti with eggs on it?

>>14055077
no, this is

>double order of hash smothered and coverd
>3 eggs over easy
>side of bacon
>mix eggs into hash, cover with hot sauce
>crumble bacon over

wala

>>14076523
They're already offering double chips. These aren't the smartest people in the world.

>>14076583
If it says Doner it means meat with the pita bread, the salad, the sauce. A lot of people just like to get a tray of the meat on its own with chips. So meat and chips.

>>14076777
>just mash up all your food like a retarded child and drench it in sauc

>>14077123
it's waffle house, you aren't going to make the food worse somehow, you dumb bitch

>>14073698
God, these were all over Honolulu when I lived there.
I miss it, bros.

>>14036918
I'd like the e0h23hahceaaason in the top left please.

>>14029215
Morning kek

>>14039692
When they spell triple with 2 ps

>>14039692
>26 cents
Some people want to watch the world burn

>>14040885
Mystery drink?
AKA a bunch of backwash and incorrectly made drinks dumped into a bucket?

>>14028916
00's mcdonalds most based maccies

>>14035594
>>14035600
I would drown my own grandmother for a bacon, egg, cheese breakfast sammitch and a waffle. Right now.

>>14036918
I'll have the clit sammich with a side of seared undergarments

>>14036947
>blowing in the ass hole, new style
>finger fucking with juice
>dry bob
>free back scuttling while woman rubs your nuts with a feather; must stay out of poop hole

i don't even know where to begin
what the fuck is this from

>>14038475
Best round boy