/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Todays dish! A fluffer nutter!
The very easiest, most wonderful sandwich you can make!

For the ingredients, here's what you'll need:
Some bread! (2 slices)
Some marshmallow fluff
Some peanut butter!
So easy you can't possibly fuck this up.

>>14038102
LMAO look at those disgusting grease stains on your $2 bed sheet from Goodwill. Why do you insist on showing your crippling poverty everyday and your shitty cooking ability?

>>14038117
That'd be stains from yesterdays fajitas, but thank you for your concern over my economic circumstances. I assure you, I'm doing fine.


Alright! Now, for the how to part, the most vital...
First, get your fluff...and slather it on there! Make sure you get a good layer on there!

did your tranny ass leak all over the bed sheet or something alice?

Jesus fucking christ use a trip so I can filter you fucking attentionwhore

oh no...I think we broke her.

>>14038127
I'm not transgender, but thank you for your concern for my health. It warms my heart.

>>14038131
I have no desire for attention.


Next step, arguably the most important - the peanut butter!
I like to use this kind because they make good peanut butter cups.
Also it's tasty.

>>14038132
It takes a lot more than this to break Alice.

Okay. Here comes the part that defines you as a person...
The combining of the sacred fluff and peanut butter.
Do it right or don't do it at all!

Annnnd that was it!
I thought a lot of people on /ck/ complaining about how simply my meals were would get a kick out of this <4

Tomorrow will be tendies of some kind, so get hype!

>>14038151
didnt cut off the crust 3/7

Justin's Peanut Butter? Is this like Nancy Pelosi's $75/pint ice cream?

>>14038165
Sorry.
>>14038167
It's just made locally, I like to help local businesses.

I'm not even mad

>>14038174
Boulder, Colorado?!

>>14038145
Please mash it like the Brits do, m'lady.

>>14038093
thats a man

>>14038185
Uh they have a place in Brooklyn I think?

>>14038196
I'm not.

>>14038196
Not gay, but I think I'd enjoy feeling that body against mine regardless. They are very exciting fingers, too. I'd love slipping my fingers between them.

>>14038205
>not gay
yeah my dude totally not gay you fucking faggot

>>14038093
Maybe if she was wearing latex instead

>>14038212
Given Alice is a woman, he's not

>>14038217
That is leather.

>>14038218
Cope

>>14038239
Posting a picture of Alice that doesn't in any way show she is male makes you the seething idiot

>>14038218
dude did you just whiteknight for a fucking tranny absolute legend i'm in tears lmao

>>14038239
I don't see a dick in that picture.

>>14038244
Can you provide literally any evidence that they are trans? They conclusively proved they don't have man hands or broad shoulders.

>>14038252
are you fucking blind
those are man hands and broad shoulders

>evidence
kek okay dude okay lmao
fucking evidence, let me just pull up a study on this guy posted on ncbi you fucking joker

>>14038244
Is it really any worse than screaming about trannies in the first place. it's like barely half a notch my guy.

>>14038264
Okay. Let's disprove this then.

Here's where I get average hand sizes from: https://www.healthline.com/health/average-hand-size

So, if we look at hand length for the average female, it is 6.8"

Mine, as you can see here, is 5.75", very far below the average and definitely not "man hand" sized.

>>14038264
not everyone is a tranny just because you love penis you mentally ill faggot

>>14038226
Instead
I don't think that's actually leather, either

>>14038264
Moving on, again with this resource: https://www.healthline.com/health/average-hand-size#adults

We can see female hand breadth is about 3.1"
Mine is spot on at a solid 3"

>>14038246

>>14038264
Finally, same resource, we see circumfrence for women is 7.0 inches, and mine is again, spot on.

My hands are not manly and it's fairly obvious my index to ring finger ratio also says I am female.

So what was that about manhands, again?
Or are you too blind to look at a tape measure?

>>14038276
I don't see Alice in that picture.

>>14038218
>>14038205
>>14038141
>>14038252
Go back to playing your dumb gaymes on twitch you massive faggot

>>14038093
love the floppy hand wave, so cute

>>14038252
dude dude, here's the evidence
the tranny actually posted it

>>14038270
>dat fucking orcish thumb
>raising your wrist and taking a picture at an agle so you can stay under 6"

>>14038270
>>14038275
>>14038281
Now post the Alice shrine in your closet.

>>14038290
>literally matches the average size for females
>does not take back the man hands comment

You are simply intellectually dishonest at this point. That wrist is flat, retard

>>14038239
You again. You've been watching too many music videos with shaved jawbones. This is not a man's face, and you need to cut back on your consoomption habits. Granted, this is a board dedicated to eating, so this doesn't come as an attack, but rather a call to broaden your mind.

The real question is, WHO THE FUCK CARES?

She's not going to fuck you neckbeard

>>14038281
>>14038275
>>14038270

Those are not female hands

>>14038311
All evidence suggests they are not man hands.
Literally cited resources. Where's your evidence?

>>14038316
Citing your own "evidence" does not count

>>14038324
https://www.healthline.com/health/average-hand-size

I did not write this article. Try again.

>>14038316
I'm not exactly a science expert but I myself have 6.5" hands and 7" inch dick
It looks quite big in my hand
But as the other anon stated, those fingers look extremely manly
Just because a guy has small hands doesn't make him a girl

what's going on here?

>>14038342
They don't, actually. They are literally not man hands, as they aren't big, which was the original assertion.
You can say "Well they look a certain way", but that's entirely subjective. The fact they aren't big is objective.

>>14038347
cum tributing my favourite poster

>>14038342
Doesn't that also mean that just because a girl has big hands, she's not a man

Honestly Hon, the hands are the least of you problems.

>>14038342
That's a nice cock you got there, buddy. Real nice. A nice thick cock. A big, fat, nice thick cock. Real, real nice. Good on ya. You and your nice big fat long juicy cock.

>>14038308
I think she'll be interested when she sees what I have to offer.

>>14038369
Whats that?

>>14038378
I've got a nice car and wear an expensive watch.

>>14038386
Alice makes around $420K a year.

>>14038386
Dude tell her all the details of your mechanical watch. She LOVES mechanical watches. She respects the craftsmanship and can't wait to hear how many seconds lost per day you get and the complications you've got.

>>14038361
What are her problems?

>>14038393
Yeah, but when she sees my style and taste she is going to be very intetested.

>>14038398
Fuck off back to /bant/ Sepul

she can be my ketemine queen

>>14038410
Oh stop being sour.

>>14038421
Aint easy being 233lbs of pure muscle either. if everyone on /ck/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

>>14038440
Yeah I can't compete with that. I let myself go. I don't want any trouble buddy.