/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14036950
living in a shit world drinking fart water

>>14036950
I don't think you could legally sell it as such.

>>14036950
Thats why i use a sippy cup. When will manlets learn?

>>14036950
What do you mean by "fart water"? What happens to my water if I leave it there overnight and drink it in the morning? I do this literally every night/day.

>>14036984
He’s saying the farts you release during the night are diffused into your water which is actually a thing.

>>14036989
Source? But also, is that even dangerous? The water tastes fine to me even if that's true.

Fart water > fresh water

>>14036996
It's also dust water

>>14036984
Gnomes visit you during the night and take turns farting into your glass

>>14036965
World is a FUCK

>>14036950
You smell things by inhaling small particles if that thing, enjoy the taste of cowshit next time you drive past a farm.

>>14036950
>If you leave water in your room overnight and drink it in the morning you are drinking fart water.

Only if you're >>14032377

>>14036950
what the hell is "fart water" you fucking retard

If you leave air in your room overnight and breathe it in the morning you’re breathing fart air.

>>14037191
Water with fart.
t. Sherlock

>>14036950
I don't fart anymore, since Intermittent Fasting my gas level is 0%-2%.

My drinks: Water, Bullet Proof Coffee, Green Tea with Lemon, Whole Milk, Dandelion Root Tea.

My foods: Thin NY Strip Steaks, Beef Liver, Beef Tallow, Wild Caught COD, Wild Caught Shrimp, Grass Fed Sharp Cheddar, Grass Fed Butter, Avocado, Lemon, Onion, Raw Honey, Oatmeal, Brown Rice, Iodized Salt, Cinnamon, Pepper.

I eat Breakfast at 6am and then don't eat again until 6pm, two meals is all I need.

Try my diet friend's, your farts will go away and your health will get strong.

>>14037343
>cheese
>butter
>avocado
>onions
>brown rice
>oatmeal
guaranteed you are farting.

>>14037343
How the fuck do you feed butter

>>14037343
Fuck no, I’ll eat beans and cabbage till the day I die.
Also
>Wild Caught COD

>>14037037
FUCKING FART GNOMES RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14037364
Im not farting at all, all the farting is from tons of Insoluble Fiber and Sugar on a SAD (Standard American Diet).

>>14037397
You've been a farter, you are farting, and you will fart. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>14037413
Watch it buster, post your fridge fart boy.

Water tastes fine in the evening.
In the morning it tastes strongly of chlorine, chloramine and flourine.

>wtf

>>14036950
I want to tie her down, lock her jaw open, and snort her fart water as I shove my cock and balls down her throat.

>>14037408
You need beer and or and cabbage to make proper fartwater.

>>14036950
thats why they invented bottles with caps...

>>14037480
not very christian

That's the point

Imagine being such a waterlet that you just leave a small glass out. God you Americans are truly pathetic.
I have a 2 liter bottle need to my bed every night and you know I’ll chug most of that bad boy. Plus it has a cap so no dust or farts get into it. My Oide all fucking nothing to me. I’d cut all your fucking eyes out if I could.

>>14038071
based

>>14038071
>he doesn't let dust and farts get in his water
europeans confirmed for immunelets

>>14036950
Do you piss in a leftover gatoraide bottle?
Keep on truckin.

>>14036974
She needs pokies