/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Today's dish is some lovely chicken fajitas, from my heart to yours <4

I've r-really been enjoying mexican food lately, so much you can make with just a few ingredients!

>inb4 advertises patreon/twitch/gib-me-moneis-platform-#546465635161 link
just kill yourself, you low life scum

Ingredients needed!

- Chicken breast (of course)
- 1 medium onion (much like penis sizes, too big is too much)
- 1 lime (in the coconut, drink it all up)
- 3 Bell Peppers (red, yellow, or green are all fine)
- 3 tbsp olive oil (divided)
- 1 tsp chili powder
- 1/2 tsp smoked paprika
- 1/2 tsp onion powder
- 1/2 tsp black pepper
- 1/2 tsp cumin
- Salt to taste!

>>14032688
Sorry, don't have a patreon, and I don't want your money <4

In fact, anyone who needs money, food, or medicine, please email me at loveoverwhelming@gmail.com and I will help you out <4

We're all in this together, after all!

First things first, we're g-going to cut this pepper <4
I actually got some in my eye, so be sure to face a little bit away from the pepper as you cut it, just in case!

Next up, onion!
You w-want to cut it into thin slices like this, so they go into the fajita easier <4

Alright, now we're gonna mix things up.
Literally.
We're going to mix up the wet ingredients, the oil and lime juice, and use that as a base!

What the hell is this

>>14032733
Cook along thread <4 Anything I can help you with, friend?

You are not a Touhou. Stop it.

F-fuck off.

>>14032738
I'm not trying to be <4

>>14032741
Nope~

>>14032689
Can you mash it at the end? It's a cool new food style I learnt about today.

>>14032746
I don't know! Try it out and tell me <4
Alright, we've got a lot of dry ingredients, and people have said I shouldn't do them one at a time.
So let's do them...two at a time!

Paprika and Cumin, the two main ingredients that make this fajitas, go!

>>14032738
When was the last time she dressed like alice margatroid?

I miss cosplay alice.

>>14032763
It's been about 6 months. The cosplay is a bit too heavy. What cosplay would you like?

I've been thinking of doing more as Seras, but I don't have the chest for it <4

>>14032771
>I don't have the chest for it
Well, Seras is a girl.

>>14032780
So am I <4


NEXT UP
PEPPERS AND ONION
Be careful not to get too much on your skin, these can hurt cuts something fierce!

>>14032639
Dilate.
>>14032763
>she

>>14032799
Can't dilate, my vagina is factory built <4


Next, we mix in salt and pepper, your basic spices everyone should have anyway and that go with nearly every meal <4

Alright, with this step, we're going to slice the chicken into nice thin strips that cook well, are seasoned easily, and fit into a nice tortilla <4

Make sure they aren't too thick!

>>14032803
Why are you doing this

>>14032830
To help Anonymous <4

cute thread

>>14032840
Thank you!

>>14032803
You can still dilate with a speculum, actually.

>>14032851
yo based

>>14032824
how is you so bad at cutting a chicken breast?

>>14032848
It's cute but confusing and off-putting. Have you done this before? Who are you?

>>14032851
It's not really doing the same thing though.


Next, we toss our chimken in our delicious spices!
Make sure to get them evenly coated so they cook correctly, and make sure not to throw too much on, or it might be too spicy (follow this tip only if white)

>>14032864
I'm Alice, been doing this since 2015 <4
Been trying to help Anonymous since 2011
Been a poster on 4chan since 2004!

Nice to meet you <4 I'm normally on /b/
I hope you are doing well during the pandemic, but if you need food, money, or medicine, email me at loveoverwhelming@gmail.com and I'll help you out!

>>14032877
You should invest in a sharper knife and improve how you hold the knife and how you cut. Not saying that as an insult, just a recommendation. You can find videos n shit on how to better hold a knife

>>14032824
Jesus. Sharpen that knife. Each slice should be made with a single motion.

>>14032884
>>14032887
I have nerve damage, that's what is causing the issue <4 That said, I have a knife sharpener, and I am using it, so hopefully it helps!


Next, we cook the chicken!
I'm searing it and then cook until it is 165F internal temperature, so you know nothing nasty is left <4

>>14032840
Babby's first day on 4chan

>>14032824
why is the chicken that color. it looks like it was parboiled or something

>>14032893
It's just defrosted

>>14032893
His skin's yellower than usual, too. Must be the lighting or camera settings.

>>14032902
I'm a woman <4
And yes, I think I erased the green a bit too strongly.

you have some good shoulders lad, you can become a football player with those

>>14032907
Thank you, but I actually have very slender shoulders <4
I think it's just the perspective of the camera, it's at a bit of an upward angle.

Alright, now we set aside the chicken, as it is fully cooked, and we move on to the onions.
We want to caramelize them a bit, but not burn them, so be very careful and use medium to medium-low heat.

Better safe than sorry!

>>14032907
Alice would get destroyed by any sort of collision.

>>14032926
I w-would FALL APART

Next, we're going to add peppers and cook them with the onions to get a nice caramelized and unified taste <4 Be sure not to burn them

>>14032689
Is that pepper touching raw chicken

>>14032952
No, it's pretty close though, sorry about that!

<3

>>14032892
seething incel

>>14032639
Didn't you say you were posting these threads every day of quarantine? And then every day of may? Do you even care about keeping your word?

Alright, now we're going to add the chimken back to the pan and reheat it over our heat source <4

This will make sure the whole thing is warm, wet, and yummy. Just like.....well, you know.
A fajita <4

stir fried chicken is shit, it's much better to just sear and baste it on the marinade before cutting, you get a better result, moist and delicious, I can already tell yours will be dry as fuck my girl (male)

>>14032969
I've posted every day in May <4
On the weekend, it was lunch threads <4

>>14032973
Marinades don't work <4
https://www.splendidtable.org/story/food-myths-busted-by-americas-test-kitchen-marinating-basting-and-boiling

>>14032973
Alice is a girl (female), not a girl (male)

>>14032974
Well what about every day of quarantine like you promised?

>>14032988
I got sick <4 I did it as much as I was able to, and hit about 20 cooking threads.

Alright! Now we slap that bad boy in a tortilla, and here we go!

Order up, Anonymous <4
How does it look?

>>14032993
Didn't you say you would post, even if from a hospital bed? I'm disappointed, desu.

>>14033002
I'd happily eat it

>>14033013
I did post, just not cooking threads <4

>>14033017
Glad to hear it~

>>14033021
Every day?

What's the point of making a video if there is no audio?

>>14033037
Correct! Around 500 posts a day in fact <4

>>14033043
To make...video....?

Oh great, time to report the weekly tranny hand thread.

is this the meth thread?

>>14033048
I'm not a tranny, and these are posted daily <4

That said, I hope you all have a great night <4
If you have any needs, money, food, medicine, etc, feel free to email me at loveoverwhelming@gmail.com and I'll try to help you out.

Otherwise, have a g-good one Anonymous~
Peace out!

>>14033046
>Around 500 posts a day in fact

What a nerd.

>>14033046
Your own threads as Alice or as one of your other alter egos?

cringe and pitiful

dude, seek psychiatric help

>>14033057
They could be posted hourly and still no one except the mentally ill would care about retarded childish faggotry. No one with any common sense likes you. You spend hours doing retarded, embarrassing shit instead of doing something actually productive. That doesn't really matter because you probably are too fucking brain damaged to anything useful with your life anyway. And the second your faggot thread is deleted, nobody gives a shit about you or thinks about you. If you never posted again you would be forgotten instantly. You might as well be a fucking furry with how cringy your life is. I'd say one day you will great spending countless hours being a fucking faggot, but you are so fucking retarded that you will probably like this for the rest of your pathetic existence.

>>14033088
>>14033090
>No one with any common sense likes you.
I'd love to see your data on that <4

That said, you are objectively wrong <4
You can search the archives, people actually make threads asking for me quite consistently.

That said, you seem very mad <4 Might I recommend you simply avoid threads you don't like?

>>14033090
>No one with any common sense likes you.

I have common sense and I like her. Kind of a lot, actually.

>>14033090
>>>/b/826866386

she helps people all the time dude, what do you do with your life?

>>14033090
don't be mean to special people, that's a sin.

>>14033103
Alice, please.

>>14033117
I'm not OP, I'm just in her threads

>>14033122
So you're an orbiter? Not helping the case

>>14033133
No, just someone in her threads

>>14033138
In more than one at a time? Cuz then...

>>14033148
/ck/ is the archive thread, and the /b/ one isn't doing so hot

>>14033057
wtf your' not a blonde???

>>14033156
>knowing this
Cringe

>>14033160
I'm Japanese/Korean; my hair is black by default.

>>14033168
>WAAA I DON'T LIKE A THING
>cringe
k

>>14033170
Oh... I thought you were a normal white girl this whole time ;-;

>>14033184
Sorry <4 I'm actually asian!

>>14033179
What? No. I don't care about the thread. It's just orvbitey and cringe to follow multiple threads with the same Original Post at the same time.

>>14033170
so you wear a wig or do you dye?

>>14033184
What made you think Alice was normal?

I can understand how you'd mistake her for white(she hates spices) but normal? That don't make no sense.

Do you make any JEWISH food "Alice"?

>>14033192
why? Citation needed

>>14033200
It's just my opinion. Nothing more.

>>14032710
curl your fucking fingers for christ sake and move the knife not the onion retard

>>14033199
N-not really? I don't really know how.

>>14033193
Wig <4 My hair is FAR too long to dye, it goes down to my ass.

As you can see here <4

>>14033196
I do not hate spices!

>>14033208
I can't, I have nerve damage

>>14033209
>I do not hate spices!

Hm, agree to disagree.

>>14033214
I love garlic especially <4

>>14033217
That is undeniable. I guess you win this time.

You've successfully proven you're not white.

>>14032639
thanks for the effort. I wont kill myself today
you are a man, but that's fine
i hope you keep making threads like this so I have something to come home to.
thank you so much.

>>14033209
>I can't, I have nerve damage
Then maybe don't make videos showing anons how to do it the wrong way? Just a thought.

>>14033221
Thank you! It's great to be here!

>>14033227
I'm not a man, but I will continue to make these threads just for you <4

>>14033228
I sadly do not have any one else to shoot these threads <4 Would you like to be my guest star?

>>14033209
https://nhentai.net/g/126673/
you need more doujinshi

>>14033209
You also have brain damage.

>>14033230
Just seems dangerous to show how to cut the wrong way, ya know?

>>14033103
If this faggotry "helps" you then you're an even bigger waste of life than the tranny OP.

>>14033209
show penis

>>14033230
You're not fooling anyone. You will never pass.

>>14033231
Thank you, but I already read that one <4

>>14033234
I actually don't, I've had more than a few fMRI's when I was an athlete <4


>>14033237
I'd love to have a guest star <4

>>14033243
I do not have one.

>>14033240
I'm not a tranny, and no one is a waste of life, especially not those with easily treatable disorders like anxiety.

Feel free to be rude to me all you like, but there is no reason to put someone else down whom you do not even know and has done nothing to you.

>>14033247
Not trying to pass or fool anyone <4
I'm a biological female, that's just a fact.

that said, you are entitled to your opinion, though I would like to ask, what would help change your mind without me getting nude?

>>14033254
show vagene

Based Alice

Thanks, Alice.
:)

>>14033254
That said, you will never pass. Faggot.

>>14033273
My pleasure <4

>>14033277
Okay? I'm a woman, what am I passing for?

>>14033272
Love you <4

>>14033230
if you are not a man then every thread I see I will say I love you to make me feel like a poet and to give you something in return for making me more knowledgeable about cooking dinner.
The love from a complete stranger you have never met. it's romantic and different, but nothing else is as pure as love.

>I love you

>>14033281
You can pretend to be, but you don't pass. We all saw your tranny hands. It's pathetic.

>Ywn have a tranny waifu who cooks for you
>Ywn eat food she makes doused with her special secret sauce

>>14033290
I'm not a tranny <4


>>14033289
I don't need to pass, I'm literally a woman <4
What am I passing as?

who has the /soc/ white night copy pasta?

>>14033292
>What am I passing as?
Absolutely nothing. You don't.

>>14033301
Kek

>>14033301
Okay, then what is the problem <4
I'm a woman passing as nothing

I s-see no issue~

>>14033315
That's because you have brain damage. Everyone else sees it clearly.

>>14033318
I doubt you have the ability to speak for everyone, as you've shown earlier <4

We're just pressing you until you show use your vagene(or bepis). Which I fully agree with.

>>14032639
mfw i end up dating Alice from Tinder and she has 2 X chromosome s

>>14033323
I won't do so <4

>>14033289
Let's try to deal with this rationally.
What about my hands in particular is trans?

>>14032639
You must like the abuse to keep doing this..

>>14033328
no manicure
middle finger is longer than ring finger
your hands look large and your forearm looks masculine too

We all just wanna smash that petite possibly male? pussy, all the anger is just sublimation of that id.

>>14033337
Okay. Those are all wrong, but let's do some measurements!

I want drink Alice's cum milkshake!

>>14033356
I want to drink Alice's cum!

>>14033321
Not everyone, just the people that aren't tranny loving brain damaged manchildren.

Imagine eating with Alice and she just stands up, jerks off her penis and cums your food. That would be hilarious haha

>>14033335
His home board is /b/. He definitely loves it. People trying to defend him are failing his needs.

>>14033362
CUMSHAKE

anyone here non autistic?

>>14033363
Right, as I said, you don't have the ability to speak for everyone. That said, let's actually look at my hands, shall we?

So, looking at this, there are some clear indications of sexual differences in hand sizes: https://www.healthline.com/health/average-hand-size#adults

So, what do my hand sizes correlate with?
Here's the length of my hand, it is 5.75", which is much much smaller than the average male at 7.6" and even below the average female at 6.8"

I have VERY small hands

>>14032639
are you single?
askin for a friend...

Alice, is it safe to date girls with lots of tattoos or am I asking for trouble?

>>14033376
That thumb nail is disgusting

>>14033369
She <4 As I am showing now.

Anyway, here is the breadth of my hand, at 2.8"
Average for females is 3.1", I'm very clearly smaller than it

>>14033376
different pic than your last webm. you cut your nails, which a real lady would not do.

>>14033377
If you're not transphobic then yes! I am single! <4

Finally, here is the circumference at around 7"
Which is spot on for average female.

So, as you can see, I actually have hands that are SMALLER than the average females and DEFINITELY not "man hands".

You can say I'm still trans if you like, but it's just silly to say I have large hands at this point.

>>14033385
This is not a different picture, I shot it exactly tonight.
Also, what? I'm not black, I'm asian. Of course I cut my nails.

>>14032639
Hi Alice, your outfit and the background match very well today. Very wsrm and soulful

Good night btw

>>14033392
Alice, why are you being racist? As a half black person, that's offensive.

>>14033391
Sorry, I'm not trans <4 Try again buddy.

>>14033377
Yes, but I am not looking.

>>14033395
You too <4

now do hip waist breast measurements

>>14033407
No thank you. I'm watching anime with some friends r-right now.

>>14033392
why do you have pics of your hands measured so readily available in the first place?

>ywn have a cute gf cook and comfort you

I just want a cute gf like Alivelce bros

It may be a man but autistic effort like this always warms the kokoro. Thanks.

>>14033414
I literally just took them. Right now.

>>14033407
this.

>>14033392
Alice is racist wtf

>>14033419
I'll always b-be here for you <4


>>14033423
No thank you <4


>>14033427
Welcome to 4chan <4

>>14033420
I'm not a man, but you are very welcome <4

>>14033414
I dont know, she has small hands but her feet are like men's US 12

>>14033436
*facepalms* Come on. That's just baiting.

Is this the posting pictures of tranny hands thread? Hows it that cooking related again? Or right it's just off topic faggotry that belong on /b/ with the other highschoolers and retards.

>>14033421
Why are you being so defensive about being called a trans girl? We still like your threads just the same.
Have we hit a nerve?

>>14033392
ywn have a petite Asian racist gf cook heavenly meals for you.

man until proven otherwise with requested measurements

>>14033446
It's literally a cook along thread
You got problems bro

>>14033436
Clever, for a low iq coomer footfag

>>14033434
So you let 4chan's (especially b pol and bant's) racism make you feel like it's okay? You're still a person behind the keyboard. Racism is fucked up, whether it's 4chan or not

>>14033397
>not lookin to date
me neither
unless...

>>14033455
What measurements were requested? Huh?


>>14033461
As I said, welcome to 4chan <4

>>14033452
I mean, I'll be doing this all through the pandemic <4 S-so just show up~

>>14033451
I'm simply saying it's wrong dear.

>>14033446
If you can make a cooking thread with actually cooking instead of mcChicken sauce, then your opinion will be valid.

Alice hates people thinking she is a male. haha.

>>14032746
kek
looking forward to the mashed threads

>>14033451
lowest effort anime villain tier trolling

>>14033461
race is a social construct

>>14033470
That must be a pretty big problem then since he is.

>>14033461
stop race baiting you utter moron.

>>14033470
I don't hate it, it's j-just wrong <4

>>14033476
It's certainly not a clade <4

>>14033478
Literally just showed I wasn't <4

>>14033469
>What measurements were requested? Huh?
>>14033407

>>14033482
Kill yourself tranny faggot.

>>14033469
I actually thought you were a decent person, but knowing that you're a racist is really disappointing.

>>14032746
based mash poster

>>14033488
I'm not, but you are free to think that <4
That said, welcome to 4chan!


>>14033487
I literally showed I wasn't, but okay <4

>>14033484
What would those measurements prove?

all you tranny posters should start an /x/ general on this male alice theory. seeing your constant seethe and cope over a female posting on your malaysian cartoon imageboard is somehow even cringier then an avatarfag-lite posting facebook video tier cooking guides to constant abuse

>>14033492
If you're not racist, your actions show otherwise.

>>14033482
Why don't you have a boyfriend to cook for then. your hands and hair and skin indicate you are around 24-30 and by that time you should already be in a relationship with someone. If you are not a guy then you might be a lesbian or just had a bad break up with guys, but you seem too nice in this thread so he probably broke your heart or something or other.

I love your penis Alice :3 I want you to shove your dick in my mouth while I sleep. I want you to disregard my consent and use me as a cocksleave <3

>>14033498
I also do psychological help threads on a few boards <4

>>14033502
Strong disagree <4 I don't think a joke about white people not liking spices and black women growing out their nails is going to make a Japanese/Korean woman from Jersey any more or less racist <4

>>14033505
I'm not interested right now <4 Please don't speculate on my love life.

>>14033506
I don't have a penis <4

>>14033498
fuck you. I have no life, this is the only entertainment and human interaction I will ever get.

>>14033505
>your hands and hair and skin indicate you are around 24-30

You know her age isn't a secret, right? You don't have to pretend you're a detective.

>>14033482
Alice is HBD chick she runs an HBD blog confirmed

>>14033505
He holds the camera for her, dumbass.

>>14033509
someone got their heart broken and goes around trying to help people. The real world is not like anime alice. please understand that.

Someday you will find someone that loves you, but catering to anon's on here as an act of altruism is not going to make that happen.

s-show bulge

>>14033519
well If I had friends or people around I would notice that, go back to dit then.

>>14033516
What is HBD?

>>14033524
I've been doing t-this for 10 years.
I'm not doing it because of a break up <4

Will you consider doing mukbang video after you made a dish ?

>>14033537
No clue what that is.

>>14033540
you just eat tons and tons of food while smacking your lips like a nigger, usually accompanied by huge bowls of sauce to dip the food in.
Basically it's buffet ASMR

>>14033543
Then VERY no.

>>14033536
Happy BithDay HBD

>>14033536
>posting alice threads for a decade
wtf?
we should be able to see your weiner in at least 1

going to need to see foot measurement pics to prove gender, preferably with a cute benis between the soles to verify that the tape measurer isnt fake

>>14033536
>>14033536
dont act stupid, we all know you have intimate and obsessive knowledge of thousands of human racial groups extinct or otherwise. we know you carry tomes of 19th phrenological science

Alice say something in Japanese/Korean!

>>14033550
Here's me trying t-to help people in 2011 <4
I don't have a penis, sorry <4

>>14033552
I don't have a penis.

>>14033559
>>14033559
wat

>>14033550
It's like the Dread Pirate Roberts. The title has been passed on a few times over the period.

>>14033552
just check celtyplays on twitch incel

>>14033562
>Alice say something in Japanese/Korean!
she's been bleached totally, literally a banana.

>>14033536
No one is this nice unless they had some type of traumatic experience or are self rightous or were raised to be a good person and the last reason no longer exists for single women like yourself.
So why are you doing this in the first place.

Do ppl ever say you look like any celebrities?

>>14033569
No, I've been doing this since 2001 all on m-my own <4

>>14033575
Not quite <4


>>14033580
>no one is this nice unless
Your lack of imagination is n-not my concern <4

I am here to help Anonymous. I don't need a reason past that.

>>14033581
No.

>>14033585
2001?

Begone vile woman.

You are like a succubus, trying to lure in lonely 4chan men into following you. Each little "conversation" and cutesy reply only meant to boost your ego and follower count.

>>14033575
oh thats super sad, well Alice I still hope you have an Asian name and you know how to write and pronounce it

>>14033588
My apologies, 2011 <4

>>14033592
Sorry, b-but that isn't why I do what I do <4

>>14033598
I can, no worries <4

>>14033568
I remember you now.
You helped me when my true love broke up with me in 2015.
My car is a 2015 for that very reason.
I have been drunk everyday since then and have liver damage, but your act of kindness is something I will never forget, because I was not a mess yet like I am now, but I just want to say thanks for helping me out.

>>14033598
toyota mitshubitchy

>>14033585
what anime character would you describe yourself then?

>>14033509
Alice just give up, they assume everyone on 4chan is a male or trans. For what it's worth I believe you but I'ma get called a simp for saying so

Anyway, nice thread, hope it tasted good, hope you enjoy your anime

>>14033609
It's my pleasure <4
Though I would recommend you stay away from alcohol dear...especially if it is harming you so badly!

Are you okay?
Do you want to talk more?

>>14033613
Right back at you <4

>>14033609
what did Alice help ?

>>14033568
Fringe twitter is big on haplogroups and hidden histories. Expect more comments like this in weeks to come.

>>14033627
That shit is stupid.

>>14033624
Alice gave tips and tricks on transitioning.
How to tuck your weiner.
That kinda stuff

>>14033633
That's exactly what someone with latent traces of hot blood from haplogroup Q-M242 would say.

>>14032931
based mission of burma poster

>>14033612
I think she could be some one like Suzy in the inside. Lotte on the outside from LWA

>>14033640
What does her pusy taste like

>>14033640
As I said, I'm a biological female <4 Try again

>>14033648
Ah?

Alice since you know Japanese, do you often visit 2chan ?

>>14033618
I am just in a world of Emotional pain and my heart hurts, but I am used to it. True love doesn't exist anymore and all the romanticism I believed in over the years is gone. As a human being with no one loving me, my life can only be described as waiting for the sun to rise and the sun to set.

At least your cooking threads will keep me entertained. Chicken is expensive now in the US. Can you do some quarantine meals next?

>>14033667
I do <4 Though I don't post these there.

>>14033661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQVZaeEmkOA

>>14033669
*wraps her arms tightly around you*

I've been doing them! Chicken is quite cheap where I am, how about m-mutton?

>>14033671
why ? I imagine you'll be popular there unlike the ppl here that keeps spamming tranny

>>14033624
She just made me feel better between me crying and shivering from the shock of never seeing someone again. Hopefully you have experienced that yourself and know what I am describing.

>>14033377
dude, she wears a ring in most of her older videos

>>14033674
based REAL mission of burma poster

>>14033669
You have to either be underage or almost 70 to day you will never find true love again

>>14033679
It's not my home <4

>>14033683
I do not; that was during a specific period in which people were hitting on m-me far too much.

>>14033640
slut

>>14033691
What is slutty there? it's a bikini, people wear them to the beach lol

>>14033690
You say you're here to help people but what is something you personally want to talk about

>>14033696
idk maybe posting it on every board but /ck/ until very recently
you clearly don't care about cooking butt showing off your slim body

>>14033690
Why don't you just say you are taken then ? If you don't want to be hit on you should never say you are single

But I guess girls like attention more or less sometimes

>>14033688
that is why I drink so much baka.
>>14033688
I am glad I remembered alice helping me out because no one else wanted to talk to me and did not care at all, not even my own family.
Going through heartbreak alone is terrible.

>>14033698
Oh oh! H-how about 40K!

>>14033706
I care about helping Anonymous <4

>>14033707
I don't like attention, but they also didn't get the hint.

>>14033710
Here. I'll never let you be alone if you don't want to be <4

Discord: Alice#8225
Steam: rukiarcx or Aneki Margatroid
Twitter/Twitch/YT/KIK: CeltyPlays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2/

>>14033710
Nah if you have had a gf that means someone else will eventually likes you. How old are you, don't lie please

>>14033714
thank you. goodnight.

>>14033729
Sleep well <4

>>14033722
29.

>>14033714
please watch some Chef John and come back to us in a year

>>14033714
Fuck off tranny attention whore.

>>14033714
Not him but why are you giving out all the information ?

I can only imagine all the harassment you are going to get

>>14033743
No thank you <4

>>14033745
Not a tranny n-nor an attention whore


>>14033747
To help him.
Why would it matter if I am harassed or abused, as l-long as I can reach my hand out to help those in need?

>>14033714
>I don't like attention
He says while attention whoring.

>>14033747
Shut up, reddit.

>>14033738
My guy you still young, you can still find peace and happiness. I believe in you

>>14033757
She, and I'm not attention whoring <4
S-sorry, I hate attention. Easy mistake to make!

>>14033656
alot like a penis

>>14033764
Play hollow Knight, top tier game. If you have a switch I got recommend it on there

>>14033764
He. And you literally are you faggot.

>>14033753
have you ever became close/met 4chaner in real life ?

>>14032693
do you have a place with your videos?

>>14033769
I have it <4 I HATE some parts of it, but it IS very cute <4

>>14033770
Prove it then <4 I literally posted proof showing my hands are extremely tiny. What's your evidence?

>>14033774
Yes <4

>>14033767
Welp. He is a tranny after all. Thread over.

>>14033784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWyjoMb04tM&list=PLyT82Ckr2Mb74Pw8ZJZ61o57Ax5sg3vZw

>>14033787
That's not me, that's literally just a random person. I don't have a tinder.

>>14033786
I want to meet Alice someday too !

>>14033795
Thank you, you are amazing

Stay safe and good night Alice

>>14033825
R-right back at you <4

>>14033822
It's my honor <4

>>14032639
What happened to your other kitchen?

>>14033831
It's a greenscreen.

>>14033826
You seem like a very sweet person, I get you want to help people, but why do you bother responding to all the insults n shit?

Also, do you have a steady income source? I want to know this for my own peace of mind

>>14033840
I work full time dear <4

>>14033840
you could always sub her on twitch if you wanted

>>14032710
Please learn that if you don't curl your fingers, not only are you more likely to cut yourself if the blade slips plus you're setting yourself up to get harped on.... Just stop being that way, and please hold the onion correctly to show anyone at all you even give the slightest fuck about cooking.

>>14033843
Would you say you live a generally content life?

>>14033849
I l-literally cannot do that due to nerve damage.

>>14033850
No.

>>14033848
Bruh I'm not tryna be the one to pay her, I just want to know she's getting paid somehow

>>14033786
So it's true. You did marry Angelic.

>>14033826
Your so perfect a gamer that can cook

>>14033854
Why not? Or is that something you don't want to discuss on here

>>14033859
Definitely not.

>>14033860
Ah, I'm just an average /b/tard <4

>>14033861
I simply am not content and I d-doubt I ever will be <4

>>14033860
You can also be a a gamer than can cook, you just gotta put the time and effort into learning how to cook

>>14033865
Why do you feel like you'll never be content? Is there something you feel is missing from your life or is it a general feeling of discomfort or displeasure

Alice thread always starts from cooking>respond to trolls>chat with genuine anon before 404

>>14032639
.

>>14032693
R E N O
E
N
O

>>14032639
>W-welcome
just say the word you larping faggot

>>14033872
I'm hungry, t-that's why <4

>>14033884
Wuv <4

>>14033888
I'm on an imageboard, I l-literally cannot larp

>>14033879
I do my best <4

I want to eat tranny cum so bad bros.

>>14033912
There are no trannies here dumbass

>>14033907
Are you dodging the question of discontent because it's a touchy subject?

>>14033907
What would you like to eat?

>>14033916
I look cute in programming socks. If you want some of my cummies I could hook you up.

>>14033923
I'm n-not dodging, that's my answer.
I'm hungry. I want to do more, help more, reach out more <4 I'll never slow down f-for that reason.

>>14033926
What the FUCK are programming socks?
As a programmer, I have a programming keyboard, mouse, monitor...the hell will socks do?

>>14033925
Crab <4

>>14033932
Keep your feet warm.

Lets get some crab cakes.

>>14033932
Then I guess maybe the better question for you would be are you happy?

In my mind you can be content/happy while continuing to strive for more or better

>>14033943
Absolutely not <4

>>14033941
I l-like to make them <4

>>14033944
lol alright so why are you unhappy?

if you don't want to discuss this that's fine

>>14033944
I would love to help make them, and eat them.

>>14033950
I have depression <4 It's s-somewhat difficult to be happy with severe anhedonia.

>>14033951
Sounds nice <4

>>14033953
>anhedonia
that explains your cooking

>>14033953
Just like you are here to help everyone, we are here for you too.

>>14033966
I d-don't see how <4

>>14033970
Ketamine is w-what helps me, darling <4

>>14033974
What about cooking?

>>14033974
like i said, watch Chef John and come back in a year

>>14033953
That's unfortunate, I'm sorry you have to deal with that. Do you see any path towards living a more happy life?

Are you seeking professional help in managing your mental health? I feel like you already are but I want to ask anyway

>>14033986
Nope <4


>>14033987
As I said, no thank you <4

>>14033988
Of course <4 That's where the ketamine comes f-from <4

>>14033991
Do you feel like you've made progress or are making progress?

To be honest, I personally don't fully understand depression in all its forms. I apologize if this is a stupid question but does your depression/anhedonia stem from a more biochemical imbalance or does it have roots in real life experience? When I imagine it, I could picture someone living a perfectly happy life being thrown into depression due to purely biophysical reasons and I could also picture someone having such biophysical reasons being induced by real life experience. So ya, your thoughts? Thank you for taking the time to answer my questions and share

wow she stopped doing that stupid stutter. Alice thread enjoyment levels at an all time high

>>14033943
Please stop and get the hint anon, Alice needs some space

>>14034010
Depression is a l-life long illness, so there is no real "progress" to make; I am treated adequately, and the rest is j-just day by day <4


>>14034013
Glad to hear it~

>>14033640
Sorry dude, the shoulders give you away

>>14032639
I could deal with your mediocre cooking threads and your tranny attention whoring but the fake stuttering is too much.

>>14034013
S-s-s-s-s-s-sorry <4

>>14034019
My shoulders are slight and delicate <4
I already disproved the hand thing, do you really w-want me to do this too?

>>14034020
1. Not a tranny
2. I hate attention
3. F-fuck off <4

>>14034015
>>14034010
Yea sorry if I'm digging too deep, please don't bother answering if you don't want to Alice

>>14034025
>w-want me to do this too?
do what?

>>14034029
Prove you wrong about my shoulders <4
I'm l-literally 100 pounds, I'm pretty sure you are just thrown off by perspective.

>>14034027
No worries <4 I'll be sleeping soon.

>>14034025
>>14034036
You have nothing to prove. You are amazing no matter what.

>>14034036
the only thing that will prove you're not a tranny is a nice juicy crotch shot

>>14034039
I'm average, if that <4 N-no need to fluff me up.

>>14034041
Even t-that wouldn't prove anything.
SRS is a thing, after all.

But it would certainly disprove your fixation with my shoulders <4

>>14034036
Good night, thanks for this thread and putting yourself out there.

>>14034053
I happen to like the shoulders

>>14034055
Good night <4

>>14034053
>SRS is a thing, after all.
yeah, a horrible thing that leaves it's victims with open wounds that look like a vagina drawn by a 5 year old and hairy meat sausages
https://www.bitchute.com/video/KtbIdjx8741G/

>>14034057
Can you recommend any games?

>>14033365
Yeah that'd be so funny haha I'd laugh so hard if she came on my chicken fajita haha

>>14034071
First, you shouldn't post that on a SFW board.
Second, that's a worst case scenario; it turns out quite w-well in the plurality of cases.

Regardless, again, my shoulders are dainty, not broad <4


See you all tomorrow!

>>14034100
>>Second, that's a worst case scenario; it turns out quite w-well in the plurality of cases
how did yours turn out?

>>14034105
I'm a biological female <4
Sorry you can't comprehend the concept~

Good night /ck/!

>>14034100
Night, Take care

>>14033365
Like she would have to do it herself

>>14033991
>casually mentions she's on ketamine

>>14034143
it's used for depression, why not be casual about a legally prescribed drug?

>>14034154
Do Americans really ...

>>14034158
not Americans. Medical treatment isn't nation specific. Literally just google:


https://www.webmd.com/depression/features/what-does-ketamine-do-your-brain#1

>>14034160
If you prefer a more official source:

https://www.nimh.nih.gov/about/strategic-planning-reports/highlights/highlight-ketamine-a-new-and-faster-path-to-treating-depression.shtml

>>14034160
Abuse of prescription drugs is very specific to America
Either because people pay so much for insurance it covers them overdosing or because people are so poor the state wants them to overdose

>>14034436
What's the point of this one?

>>14032639
Oh! It's Alice! Hi Alice! I like your apron!

>>14033392
Based

>>14034436
IT REALLY IS A DUDE WTF

TRANNY! TRANNY! TRANNY! YOUR NAME IS ALEX NOT ALICE!

>>14034436
YUCK WTF

>>14034436
Fake, not Asian face

Very cute and helpful thread thank you Alice.

>>14034813
I'm not, but okay.

>>14034198
I d-don't abuse drugs.

>>14034593
*hugs tightly* N-nice to see you <4

>>14034964
It's neither, it's "Melanie"

>>14035484
You are v-very welcome <4