/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14024870
the low calorie stuff

>>14024870
soft serv that came out of the soft serv machines at my college's dorm cafeteria

cheap crystally chocolate

>>14024870
ASS CREAM?

>>14024870
Some strawbery and mango ice cream from a vegan ice cream place. It was pure sugar and pretty tasteless.

>>14024870
Built for BBC

That disgusting green tea shit.

>>14024870
>>14024906
I want her to sit on my face and grind her bony ass into it while her sweat and fetid juices coat my face in a slippery film.

>>14025630
Hitler would have had you gassed

>>14025757
*thumbs up gesture*

Chinese buffet ice cream machines. But I still have atleast 2

>>14025630
This, but with the girl with the adidas bag

>>14024870
That ice cream is chocolate, which means the photo was taken by somebody wanting to eliminate white genes through race mixing.

>>14024870
Technically not ice cream but it was a strawberry "sorbet" that was advertised as all-natural. The thing was like 50% gelatine, 30% HFCS and 20% strawberry "bits".

Tabacchi and clams.

>>14024875
or anything with splenda/artificial sweetners instead of sugar.

>>14024870
>booty shorts
>cleavage exposed in public
>fake blonde
>fag pride flag in background
No thank you, I'll let the blacks have her.

>>14027441
that is a famous transwoman from hawai'i, don't think she's 18 yet

Went to a parlor that had rocky road right next to the vanilla. Some bits of RR had gotten into it and I got served a vanilla scoop with it mixed in. Allergic to nuts and got free ice cream for life instead of suing

>>14024870
Some cheap vanilla i decided to buy it taste like chemicals and only chemicals....

>>14027472
Even more disgusting
Also my favourite ice cream as of current would be superscoop :)

>>14027472
WHOMST

>>14027472
she's 18 and a half, roughly

>>14024870
>that flag
if aids wont kill them going out during corona will

>>14027472
>that is a famous transwoman from hawai'i
I take it back.

>>14024970
Big black cone? Yes.

>>14024906
That is the famous transwoman from germany. She had surgery at sixteen, all her holes were fully functional when she reached the age of legal sexual relations

>>14027616

"Vegan" "ice" "cream".

>>14024870
>LGBT flag

>>14024870
BUILT

>>14027835
What's wrong with it?

>>14027472
>>14027616
does she have a feminine penis?

The chocolate WinCo brand ice cream my dad buys. Even though he's a computer engineer he's a cheapskate so he always gets the cheapest ice cream you can practically buy, some WinCo brand ice creams are alright but WinCo brand chocolate has a very unappetizing chemical-y tinge to it's flavor.

>>14027903
that thing on OP's pic most likely has a dick

Tastes like an actual pecan pie if it were soaked in butter for a week.
Butter flavor is nauseatingly strong.

In Wynwood, Miami,FL,US there is a icecream shop that changes flavors every month or so. Went on a date with a girl and she wanted some. I see, I shit you not, BBQ and Ketchup Kansas Ice Cream.The girl actually asks for a sample of it, I could fucking smell the ketchup the moment it went over the counter.

Didn't go on a second date with her.

>>14024870
Ice cream truck in Mexican boonies. The chocolate tasted like straight dirt, so I tasted my cousins vanilla ice cream and it was also disgusting.

When i was young i ordered a banana split sundae with cotton candy ice cream and rainbow jimmies lel

>>14024906
Aren’t u glad America teamed up to destroy Germany so young Aryan boys could get their dicks cut off and their nu-vag plowed by achmed

>>14028405
That was part of the war reparation agreement, actually

Cheese ice cream I had at a filipino market. It does actually taste like cheese and I do love cheese but picture for a minute wet cheddar and now you'll question it.

>>14027925
not sure, there was a pic of her when she was much younger where she had a bulge, but it's been years since I would imagine

>>14027937
What's wrong with having a dick? I've got a dick and quite like it.

>>14025630
This but I'm not even being ironic.

>>14027616
>fully functional
No such thing with trannies. It's a wound that they refuse to let close. It has no function.

>>14024983
This
green tea ice cream just tastes like fucking grass. why ruin ice cream like that? fucking gooks.

>>14025630
Wholly based

>>14028069
you sound like fun

>>14028069
>Didn't go on a second date with her
obviously, have you read your posts? It's clear you like men.

>>14024870
>>14024906
well google images doesn't turn up shit searching these, I'm pretty sure they're just cute girls not trannies.

>>14028964
>I'm pretty sure

>>14027616
>tranny holes
>functional
That's not how reality works.

>>14028964
Imagegoogling is painfully shit. Yandex is so much better it's not even funny.

>>14028405
Yes, unironically yes
>>14029048
Nice try vlad

>>14029034
why so transphobic?

>>14029989
>phobic
Friendly reminder that adding "phobic" to various things was invented by a bong, in order to shame his fellow countrymen into being more accepting of mentally ill people.

>>14024870
Worst one I had was probably a haagen dazs or maybe it was ben & jerry strawberry cheesecake flavour, just awful I think it came with a pizza I ordered.

Best one I had though was a rice and cookie dough icecream I had in a local icecream shop at the canary islands, I don't think I've ever had one as good and I doubt I'll ever will because it has the emotional baggage of being one of the only moments I spent with my father by ourselves.

>>14030003
Yeah a pretty girl eating ice cream is definitely mentally ill

Meanwhile, in the transphobe community...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2X98p7i2S8

>>14030022
>man
>girl
Those are mutually exclusive. You are either one or the other and you get it assigned at birth. But as expected of the mentally ill, (You) deliberately misread my post.

>>14030031
I just want to thank you and the rest of the transphobic community for the hilarious videos

>>14025630
BASED

>>14030034
By Allah, you will burn in hell, ‘Mercian faghot.

>>14024870
I don't know why you'd care and it seems odd that you would.

>>14024870
It was 2007 and I tried this "beer flavored gelato" it was like someone forgot a few packs of beer in the freezer and shaved the icy drink in a cup

>>14028069
>asks for a sample of novelty ice cream
>didn't go on a second date with her
nigga, if it was solely because she wanted to try a sample of some weird fucking ice cream flavour, then you've just outed yourself for being a huge faggot

>>14024870
Mint chocolate chip. Disgusting. I can do mint, but chocolate chips give it a shitty texture and flavor. Who the fuck wants luke-warm solid chunks of bitter chocolate in their frozen creamy desert? Pregnant women and literal children, that's who.

>>14032056
You have a bad opinion that you should keep to yourself

>>14032301
>>14032056
I agree, mint ice-cream is disgusting on all it's forms.

>>14031133
Have you guys even tried to purge the homos in European countries?

>>14030034
Trannies are mentally unstable autists who will 41% themselves by the time their 30

>>14024875
worst
>Arctic Zero
>Purified Water, Whey Protein Concentrate (Milk), Organic Cane Sugar, Chicory Root, Sugarcane Fiber, Dutch processed Cocoa Powder with Alkali, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Natural Peanut Flavor, Sea Salt, Monk Fruit Concentrate
>paying $6.00/pint when you could just freeze a protein shake

>>14031133
>larping as a pisslamic extremist in a gerbil roasting subpage of a south american forum for child sexual slavers
Know of any good goat recipes?

>>14032319
Wrong

>>14027488
Will you be able to sue if it happens again?

>>14024870
Matcha rocky road from Oddfellows. The person(s) in charge of creating that flavor needs to be fired.

Lavender flavored.
Tastes like soap.

Green Apple. Can´t say exactly what went wrong.

>>14027616
man... hopefully the surgeon did a good job, bc he's banging. I always appreciate the hard work it takes to legitimately make a joke of god. I'd fuck him in his new pussy and refer to him as her. I'd do it gladly and with love in my heart.

>>14024870
Orange cream covered with chocolate. Taste like earwax.

>>14024870
wasabi flavored ice cream

Step aside

>>14024870
that tiger shit. Orange cream and black licorice. Almost threw up no cap.

>>14034246
Same

>>14034839
this isn't /tv/ anon...

>>14024870
Cum guzzled kind

Almond is horrendous. It tastes like bland, unflavored ice cream with the horrible aftertaste of almond extracts.

>>14029034
>implying the function is anything other than the unmatched pleasure of burying your dick in something beautiful
begone breeder scum

>>14025757
Hitler was an insecure loser with a small dick who based an entire ideology off a race anyone who spent five seconds researching would've realized weren't even fucking white. He probably also pooped his pants a lot lol.

Anything with fruit ripple or fruit flavoured w/ the exception of bysenberry

>>14024870
Is ice cream good for you?

>>14035991
He did have severe gastrointestinal issues, so you're probably not even wrong about that lol

>>14035389
That's a boy so it doesn't qualify as cunny.

>>14035863
>gaping axe wound
>beautiful
Haha, no. Keep dilating.

>>14028069
>Not sampling disgusting ice cream flavours with a qt and bonding over your mutual disgust

ya blew it

>>14036521
instead of being jealous and catty you could eat less and exercise, but we both know you'll never do that

>>14032056
Agreed. Replace the chocolate with pieces of brownie and it would be perfect. I still like mint chocolate chip, though.

>>14024870
A lemon snowcone, I dont know what brand, i guess my friend had some and there was no label on the paper cone, it had very little flavor and smelled awful i guess he knew it wasnt very good and gave it to me as some kind of joke because he kept asking me how it was and giggling

>>14024870

pic related
...wooden spoon flavor

>>14024870
This one

Ice cream with trash haha

>>14025835
Looks like it's more dark purple/grey than brown.
I assumed it was that fucking activated charcoal ice cream meme garbage.

>>14035991
Yet he achieved more in his life than you could ever dream.

>>14036903
This ice cream reminds me of my grandparents. They didn't have much to offer when it came to treats but seeing this makes me wish I got to know them better.

>>14036623
Don't try the chocolate ice cream he passes you next time.

Google castoreum. It will change your life. It’s used to make artificial vanilla.

>>14024870
Licorice ice cream, made me thirsty wtf

Cotton candy sucks.

>>14025630
>fetid
+1

>>14024870
Can anyone tell me who this is?

>>14037330
Miranda Cosgrove

>>14036903
Wooden spoon vanilla ice cream is based and kino... but only when it's combined with orange sherbet.

>>14038419
I'm just here to remind you that you got turned on by, and most likely ejaculated thinking about men's asses

>>14024870
Ketchup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsw6kUrbfDY

>>14038463
Yeah but only until I found out it was actually a man. Like getting tricked into thinking your lender Mr. Stewart is scrupulous and trustworthy and then finding out later that Liebowitz was his birth surname.