/ck/ - Food & Cooking

dated someone who hammered about 12oz of this shit with pepsi and ended up puking and shit faced in the Dairy Queen parking lot. hilarious.

>>14015470
yeah I had like a dozen jello shots once (on top of other things) and I didn't know they were mixed with everclear so I ended up climbing into a guy (who I barely knew) in another dorm's bed while in my underwear while he was trying to sleep because I thought it was my room and my bed

>>14015482
good times

>>14015482
Did you fuck?

>>14015470
>>14015482
i have never even met people like you

>>14015482
>lol I climbed into another man's bed
>lol I swear it was the everclear bruh
right...

>>14015500
No he just started yelling "what the fuck what the fuck" and I just slowly backed away mumbling "so sorryy.. so sorry"

>>14015501
You have to leave the basement every once in a while to do that. We're not going to come down there ourselves and drag you out of your lair. Life happens OUTSIDE of your comfort zone, otherwise you're just existing.

>>14015514
if life is like what you just described, then i'll gladly just keep existing desu.

>>14015520
It's not for pussies, that's for sure. Stay safe.

>>14015452
actual true story inbound
>self medicating in uni
>LOVE vodka
>handle a day of love
>party time!
>anon if you LOVE vodka, you'll LOVE dis
>SHOTS!
>got to 6
>is it dark in here?
>woke up engaged

>>14015452
Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.

>>14015701
Back in my drinking days, I was at a friends house. He had one of those shot glasses that said "One - Two - Three - Floor" (4 shots in one) and on it, and some Everclear. Just ... don't. It took less than 15 seconds to start coming back up. It hurt worse coming up than it did going down.

After that incident, the only time I consume hard liquor is when it's used it cooking (like bourbon pork chops). The taste and feel of alcohol makes me sick to my stomach.

>>14015452
I put some fruit and simple syrup and water wait a few months and i have a delicious drink with fruit that will be preserved for winter

>>14015721
If you were a drinker you should have fucking known better.

>>14015721
That shit and “liquor” are not even in the same category you moron

>>14015452
i heard you can make a mean green dragon with this. Pure ice cold alcohol breaks up the trichomes of the buds nicely.

>>14015721
There's a huge difference between taking a shot of 100 proof rum and a shot of everclear or similar grain alcohol. High proof grain alcohol will burn you on contact

>>14015816
i do like a bottle a week if im bored (standard 0.7l) but i swear strawrum is like your kryptonite (at 80% a.).

>>14015812
I'm actually making my first tincture, about half a 4oz jar of decarbed shake and just enough everclear to cover it. It's been sitting for one week so far and the recipe I followed calls for two/three weeks, getting there.

>>14015514
You sound like a drunken loser that no one takes seriously

>>14015501
People with alcohol related brain injuries exist anon. Be lucky one's not in your family.

>>14015826
I add a little lime juice to my shot and sip a little orange soda to hold in my mouth just before taking the shot, and then another sip to chase it down. Tastes pretty good honestly, no gag at all, much more palatable and easier to drink rum this way than with whiskey or vodka at the same proof.

>>14015830
alright here is what you are gonna do. take the everclear in the freezer and let it sit there for a while. Mix the ice cold alcohol with the shake and let it sit for atleast a month in a sealable mason jar or something before straining it. And Voila its done. DO NOT try to reduce everclear by cooking it. it will burn your entire kitchen down (heated alcohol ignites easy). If you really want to reduce the amount of liquid, put it in a very flat, non trancelucent, non stick saucer (small rubber plate, pic related) and let the ethanol vaporize on its own. But remember that thc degenerates under uv lite.

>>14015482
>so I ended up climbing into a guy

Just cut with water then you fine.
Also people use it as a solvent, not for direct consumption.

>>14015830
or let it completly solidify on a metal tray and have either rick simpson oil or hash dabs.

>>14015883
Don't
t. Used to make wax.
You want to winterize and filtre the fat before you dab for ethanol extraction. Otherwise, enjoy fucking your lungs.

>>14015482
Did you go to the other other private school in the Boston area about three years ago?

>>14015939
No, but I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one to have experienced such embarrassment

>>14015452
my state only has the 70% kind, fucking pussies

>>14015958
Distill it?

In college we mixed everclear and jungle juice in a trash can in one of the freshman dorms and threw a party.

One girl drank so much that she had to be hauled off to the hospital and almost died.

>>14015912

yeah thats why you let it sit for 3 weeks in a dark growbox with 3 fans pointing at it. No ethanol in sight. and its so fucking sticky icky

>>14016013
>Trashcan
We would do that but put it in empty coolers, no one ever got hospitalized but it was fucking potent

>>14015688
How did the engagement go?

>>14016015
Yikes just smoke your pozzed shit nigga.

>>14016015
Literal junkie

>But its THC bro TOTALLY not addictive xD

Dumb nigger

>>14016052
had to call it off
she has a lazy eye and i got jealous when she kept seein other people

>>14015701
>Anything worth doing is worth doing, right?

>>14015841
and you sound like a 12 year old edgelord

>>14015701
I have a Polish friend whos dad had spirytus and he dared me to do a shot. I did two and it isn't horrible. Burns a bunch and drys the fuck out of your but didn't upset my stomach. I did just have a big meal prior though.

And then I was instantly hammered. Continued drinking and hooked up with a 9/10 asian slut that was there. Didn't get to bang but I fingered her and made out in front of my friends parents. It wasn't even that "kind" of party (just like 10 people at some dudes house to eat ramen and have a few beers.

>>14016013
I made Jungle Juice one night for me and my friends about a year ago with Everclear to play this monstrosity. Everyone threw up.

>>14016210
Nice

>>14016073

noooo its THC they didnt figure out every mindaltering effects the plants has aaaaaaaands only dumb niggas smoke marijuanaa NOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOOP ENJOYING THINGS

>>14016015
dude, not that this needs to be said but cannabis steeping in ethanol for that amount of time extracts huge amounts of chlorophyll, plant fats, and, other organic non-psycoactive harmful compounds.

we aren't worried about smoking ethanol here, moreso the concentrated compounds in the mixture which become asphalt when heated

kys retard

>>14016073
I dabbed into the abyss and the abyss dabbed back.

>>14015452
What are some of the best things to mix Everclear with?

>>14016252
Off brand fruity sodas

>>14016244
>chlorophyl

Normaly you would smoke dried female hemp plant parts you got from a guy you don't fully trust but THATS the part you are worried about?

>>14015452
great for making infused stuff like apple pie or limoncelo. also good for punches you want to add a neutral alcohol taste to.Otherwisee not fit for human consumption, it needs a 3/1 dilution to be palatable. >>14015452

>>14015721
>>14015780
>>14015790
>>14015816
Yes, yes, yes, all true. But they don't teach you these things in school. Most people don't know their alcohol pacing and tolerance until they're over 25 (and I'm being generous here by not saying 35). I was like 19 when that happened.

>>14015510

>>14016271
Are you trolling?

Is everclear the best alcohol to price ratio or is cheap vodka? I have no clue how much everclear costs

>>14017140
cheap vodka
but you get what you pay for
you can't turn vodka into everclear, but you can turn everclear into badass vodka

>>14017163
I mean Im just mixing with soda anyway, don't really care about the quality. Ive had high quality liquor before tho and it is worth the hype.

>>14015452
how do you stop habitual drinking? like im not dependent on alcohol but I feel the urge to get drunk every 4-5 days

>>14015452
Sold out at every store in my area because people are using it to make homebrew hand sanitizer.

>>14015452

good shit. first time i ever got drunk was everclear mixed with red hawaiian punch

don't take shots of it, just use it as a potent alcohol in mixed drinks or light it on fire for fun

>>14017264
whis is FUCKING RETARDED
you're supposed to Drink the disenfectant

>>14017234
once you get the urge you got the urge. Find a hobby and avoid everyone and everywhere associated with your drinking. Try to enjoy a sober life

>>14017283
Agreed. I also fear that booze shortages will be coming soon. Bulk ethanol prices have nearly quadrupled in the past few weeks as companies are springing up overnight to produce hand sanitizer to fill the greatly increased demand. Notice a funny smell in the off-brand bottle of alcohol gel sanitizer you got at the local ghetto mart? That's because the hooch in that bottle came off the stills at some fuel ethanol plant in the midwest, where they are desperately doing whatever they can to clean up their nasty-ass alcohol to make it fit for human use, and mostly failing.

>>14017331
>once you get the urge you got the urge.
what do you mean by this?

>>14017345
Its there to stay, you're at very high risk of becoming an alcoholic asperg desu.

>>14015452
ahhh everclear. the roofies of the late 80’s.

>>14015452
Before I started drinking, my friends gave this to my autistic cousin. They swear they thought it killed him. They ended up throwing his lifeless body in his mom's driveway and genuinely praying he was still alive.
He lived and now we all have a good laugh about it.
Except the autist.

>>14016105
underrated post

>>14015452
best bang for your buck. a handle lasts me 3 days for 40 bones. cant beat that, no way no how.

>>14015701
only ever had a sip of this. remember it burning.

>>14015452
Great for use as a hand sanitizer

>>14018014
that's not very nice

>>14017127
No. Like I don't understand people sometimes. Smoking weed is unhealthy. Chlorophyll wont kill you and so won't the fats in the plants.

>>14015501
must be nice to have lived without knowing the horrible people in your family

>>14015812
does a green dragon still get you high if you have liver damage?
i'm borderline alcoholic and edibles barely work for me because i've fucked my bod

Actually bought a bottle of everclear for the first time last month and it's legitimately made me decide to stop drinking
I was so fucked up for like a week and a half and kept blacking out and waking up the next morning to find I had bought more booze
Finally got to the point when I was getting the serious shakes and puking pretty regularly
I feel like once everclear becomes the norm for you it's pretty hard to avoid going clean off the deep end

>>14015470
whats his name

>>14015452
grain alcohol over 60% is banned in my state, so Everclear is kind of pointless here

>>14019764
How much are/were you drinking and for how long?

>>14015470
Thats 30 drinks, enough to kill most people

>>14020167
That's not the equivalent of 30 drinks. How did you calculate that?

>>14020103
what makes you assume it was a he?

>>14020495
1.5oz is one drink of standard 40% liquor

12oz would be about 10 drinks. Everclear is about 2.5x stronger than regular liquor.

So yeah maybe closer to 20 drinks. Still probably enough to be potentially fatal if pounded in one sitting

>>14015452
Never personally had it but I assume it's just like really strong vodka. I am however going to have this little specimen tonight.

>>14015452
i wish i had some right now, i could drink it and use it as hand sanitizer

>>14020637
it's closer to an american version of scotch than anything else

it's very good for the money

>>14021877
yeah I do kinda see that. I think with that in mind I might try subbing the scotch in a Bobby Burns for Mellow Corn to see how it turns out.

It goes good with xanax and heroin and other central nervous system depressants

>>14015501
it's common with lower class. I met a number of these kinds when I got my first corporate job out of school. they're the ones who work with their hands.

the other interesting part about them is that they think it's normal to resolve interpersonal conflicts through physical violence. that is actually an automatic assumption, to consider violence, not just for extreme scenarios but for emotional slights.

>>14020734
my wine shop got a shipment, it's not on display but they advertised it through their mailing list. I'm on my second handle of it, it's very useful indeed, I keep it in a spray bottle. also tastes less offensive than you might assume. it's basically just super strength vodka. for some reason I assumed it would taste really bad.

>>14015493
is it weird that I find her hot?

>>14015452
lemoncello, thc extraction, and riot juice

>>14015452
I used to put this stuff in my baby sister's bottle with her milk as a baby to try and brain damage her because my mother tore up my Pokemon cards for skipping school. She's stupid but not properly developmentally delayed.

>>14023404
I hope you got the help you needed

>>14016073
Kys

>>14015510
Are you... gay?

>>14023404
Yeah I'm sure a baby would be able to drink any amount of that without screeching.

>>14023657
in my alcholic days I used to sip vodka from water bottles. one time my 3 year old nephew went in my room and sipped from my bottle for some reason, and ran out into the longue screaming and hacking and freaking out. I had to explain to mom what happened, unwittingly exposing that I was a degen, and then my nephew went a little loopy and kind of drunk, and my sister his mom was talking about taking him to the hospital.

>>14015452
Makes alright caesars/bloody maries...marys...marii? It tastes like disinfectant/degreaser and it works!

ITT: children.

Listen up, Everclear is great for making homemade liquors. Take ingredient (lemon peel, ginger, orange peel, anise, etc.) and soak in 250 mL Everclear for at least one week in cool dark place, which produces extract. Then, when ready, prepare 500 mL simple syrup (250 cc (1 cc = 1 mL) sugar in 500 mL water) and boil. When syrup is cool, strain extract into syrup. Then, pour combined solution (750 mL) into sealable bottle by filtering through funnel and coffee filter (optional, desu). Refrigerate overnight. Enjoy.

Pic related is dried ginger I extracted to make a ginger liquor because that's what I had during this unconstitutional lockdown.

>>14016615
the girl has a better ass
>b-but muh real woman
kys fatty

>>14023309
No

>>14022069

>>14015452
I like how the liquor stores quickly went out of stock of these, because people were using them to make hand sanitiser due to the coronavirus.

>>14025533
based