/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14016188
>DUDE! IS THAT ALCOHOL?! RIGHT ON! ONLY US SOPHISTICATED ADULTS CAN TRULY APPRECIATE THE TASTE AND AROMA OF TITS CLASS OF BEVERAGE!

>>14016188
>barefoot wines

>>14016212
>t. seething 20 year old

>>14016241
20 year olds can drink alcohol.

>>14016212
>puritans on a forum for consumption

>>14016241
I don't live in shit hole America, bud. Sorry that your only identity is a literal poison that kills 5% of the world annually.

>>14016257
>Sorry that your only identity is a literal poison that kills 5% of the world annually.
Fucking lol, that one came out of nothing.

>>14016257
People who come into alcohol threads to make fun of alcoholics are hilariously childish. It's like, yes, I know I'm a horrible person, why do you think I'm drinking?

>>14016212
>>14016246
>>14016257
You need to be at least 18 to post on this Taiwanese aquatic aerobics site.

>>14016229
Better suggestion for the monies?
Was $10 for a handle.

>>14016358
Wine comes in magnums, not handles. Pleb.

>>14016448
no
i cum in magnums

>all those Barefoot magnums
Yikes.
Luksosowa is good vodka though, underrated

>>14016188
keep that Bulleit out of the freezer you fucking pleb

>barefoot
Gross. I'm buying big fuck off bottles of Italian wine and boxed wine from trader Joe's over that crap

>>14016188
>handle each of Evan Williams and store brand vodka
>24-30 rack of cheap beer, whatever's available
>2 big boxes of wine, one white one red
should be well within budget, maybe even have some left for food

>>14016543
>>14016772
suggest something better for $10
>>14016760
it's in the fridge

>>14016188
Are you an alcoholic?

>>14016784
Trader Joe's Charles shaw is better than that. The Shiraz is especially good for the price ($3).

>>14016784
Anything not barefoot under 10 bucks desu.

>>14016459
This is a blue board.
My mom would be disappointed

>>14016188
I'm babysitting some normies in a couple months who almost never consume alcohol. What would be best to get them drunk without having them spit it all out?

>>14017065
vodka with fruit juice

>>14016188
Let me get uhhhhhhhhh
Liter of captain Morgan 100 proof, 3 packs of Newport 100s and a fifth of Rubinoff/rikalov gut rot vodka. And 2 packs of ez-winders for later when I get some dude weeed

>>14017070
What kinda fruit juice?

>>14017065
literally everything posted in OP's pic and a shit load of mixers
you want a corn and potato vodka so definitely get the luksusowa
tito's is a great corn vodka
grab cranberry juice
orange juice
margarita mix (vodka margaritas are the fuckin best)
ice
mountain dew
You probably don't want the pinot, but pink moscato is always a hit.

>>14017087
Way cool, thanks anon.

>>14017065
also get some coke for the bourbon in case they can't handle it

>>14016212
Do you know what board you are on you insufferable faggot?

>>14016188
This is what I'm picking up tomorrow for my restock, it's been about 2-3 weeks since my last purchase.

>>14017578
no potato vodka?

>>14017625
nah, buying local because my store is donating $7 to charity from any bottle of Old Dominick brand and well it's a good local brand.

>>14016188
I quite enjoy Luksusowa. The potatoiness comes out more when it's warmer but while cold its smoothness is accentuated and the flavor of the mash comes through just enough, drinkable neat even. Mixes well.

>>14016212
>>>/v/

>>14017665
i just like that it isn't as sharp as corn vodka if that makes any sense

11 1/5ths of popov please

>>14017740
based
that way we can go edward vodka hands

>>14017740
you hate yourself, dontcha?

>>14017065
the easiest way to slip ethanol into a drink is through sourness. 99-cent lemon juice is the crudest way, but if you try to balance the burn-y-ethanol flavor with the tang-y acidic flavors, you'll notice it hides it well. almost like it shorts out the taste buds, your body reading some of the alcohol-distaste as sour-pucker. Vodka+OJ is a Screwdriver. Vodka cranberry. Gin and tonic heavy lime. Gin gimlet. Margarita. Whiskey Sour. Mojitos? How are you serving things? Some cold beers onhand, a rose wine, red and white ideally, a batch cocktail or two? Remember three ingredients makes a cocktail, a "rum and coke" is a highball but lime makes it a Cuba Libre. set guest list? pitchers of mix with individual glasses pre-set with garnishes like citrus wedges/peels, decorative apple slices, maraschinos or other crowdpleasers??

>>14017769
anon, i would like to be invited to your next get together

>>14017065
cheap orange juice + cheap grenadine + cheap tequila = cheap tequila sunrise. I've known many girls who did not like drinking any sort of booze but I gave 'em a few tequila sunrises and they couldn't believe there was booze in that delicious and pretty red orange mix.

>>14017065
Probably a good white wine will do it, if you serve them hard spirits mixed with some shitty mixer like most of the suggestions in here they'll have one sip and spit it back out. A good wine will keep their drinking and it's fairly alcoholic
How old are they? If they're fairly young and almost never drink they'll get fairly drunk off wine. If they're not wine people then probably whisky and coke

>>14017808
>grenadine
this man cooking with fire

>>14017769
>burn-y-ethanol flavor with the tang-y acidic flavors, you'll notice it hides it well.
what if we use decent booze?
same effect?

>>14018048
>using anything but well spirits
do you hate booze you sick fuck?

ooops I stayed up all night drinking again

>>14018077
what were you drinking?

>>14018097
gamer girl pee

>>14016188
Any Popov fans here? My go-to lately has been some of that with unsweetened grapefruit juice on ice, sometimes with lemon. It's cheap but I'll be damned if Popov isn't the cleanest and least fucked of the cheap swill

>>14018102
have any to share with the class?

>>14017085
Grapefruit juice masks the taste of vodka better than anything I've ever had but a lot of people don't like it.

>>14018119
No all for me sorry bro

>>14018113
try luksusowana
it's potato based and fuckin amazing

>>14016188
>Maker's Mark
>Sierra Nevada Porter
>Duvel

All I need to fade into eternity

>>14018209
I've actually had the 1L bottle, I liked it quite a lot actually but it's so hard to find it outside of online. Where do you go to find it in-store? I'm midwest

>Talisker 10 on sale
>never had it
Should I go grab a bottle

>>14018719
i'd say sure, its johnnie walker black but without the grain alcohol diluting it

>>14018048
overthinking it.
you wouldn't buy toxic swill but if you buy something too nice it's often a shame to mix it, it doesn't take anything particularly ritzy to make a smooth mixer, and usually-nondrinkers would probably retch even at Very Fine booze served straight. Know your audience, though a lot of those tips-and-tricks were acquired trying to make rotgut palatable to the rest of my shitbag friends.

>>14016212
Do you and other straight edge lords get a high from saying how much you hate alcohol, sex, and drugs?

which mount gay should i get? is 1703 worth the mula?

>>14016241
>>14016247
>>14016286
>>14016354
>DON'T INSULT MY HECKIN LIQUORINO! YOU'RE JUST MAD THAT YOU DON'T NEED A SUBSTANCE TO INTERACT WITH OTHERS AND TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

>>14021633
answer me pls
>>14021040

>>14016188
Got a bottle of A’bundah today. Also, just opened up pic related. I was gery pleasantly surprised.
>>14021040
The regular eclipse is good enough for me

>>14021658
Forgot pic

>>14017758
>edward vodka hands
underrated

>>14021633
how did you turn out like this?

>>14017768
yes but not as much as i love myself

>>14017065
there is a reason Crown Royal is popular with young ladies

>>14022077

>>14021633
>don't need alcohol to have a good time
i'm sure you're a fuckin blast at parties
I'm sure you make funny jokes all the time
I'm sure you don't masturbate to interracial cuck porn
I'm sure your parents are so proud of you
I'm sure your girlfriend exists and isn't gettin pounded by drunken chad cock while she's tipsy off $5 wine
I'm sure you have cats ironically and not because you're a lonely insufferable faggot
I'm sure of all these thing ironically
How about you put a gun in your mouth and shoot it.
Make sure to livestream it so i have something to masturbate to when pounding shots

>>14022656
i think you've had enough, time to pass out and wake up in 3 hours and start drinking again

>>14022822
I'll let you know when I've had enough

>>14023004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSYzchrypTY

>OH HECK YES! I LOOOOOOVE ALCOHOL! YOU HAVE TO BE A SOPHISTICATED INDIVIDUAL TO TRULY APPRECIATE A DRINK THAT TASTES BAD AND DAMAGES YOUR BODY!

>>14021658
>>14021665
I've always wanted to try that shit but never bothered because of how expensive it is.
Any good?