/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This poor hambeast looks like she hasn't missed a spaghetti sandwich in her entire life.

O SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN’S EARLY LIGHT,
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAIL’D AT THE TWILIGHT’S LAST GLEAMING,
WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT
O’ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCH’D WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING?
AND THE ROCKET’S RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE,
O SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE
O’ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE?

>>14015738
i did out of the garlic bread i was also eating once, but cant say I set out to have a spagetti sandwich. it wasnt terrible

Do americans really

>>14015806
she's Canadian

>>14015810
canada is basically america with snow, not much of a difference and we own canada anyways

>>14015748
She's Canadian
Chantal Marie "foodie beauty"
Cope harder

>>14015817
t. mexican

>>14015817
Couldn't buy greenland though ehhh

>>14015817
Canadians will never know what it's like to be American. Christ I swear Canadians are worse than Mexicans.

>>14015738
Do you think this guy is on his phone all the time even when the camera's off?

>>14015889
This is right beside the entrance to my building and I’ve never seen this guy, just the usual christian schizo with a loudspeaker.

yes

>>14015738
carbs upon carbs

>>14015738
Americans never cease to amaze

fat

No, but I've eaten potato salad on toast.

It's guuuuddd.

>>14015738
she's so fat her eyebrows have gained weight

when i was 5y old i enjoyed plain spaghetti on bread.

>>14015832
what is it like?

Okay, so what made her so fat?
That 95% carb content or that 5% meat on the sketti?

For me it's HungryFatChick

>>14015738
Your mom isnt it ?

>>14015832
Sorry, can't hear you over our universal health care.

>>14015738
Yes.

>>14016409
Sorry I can't hear you over your gun-grabbing cuck blackface king

God damn I want this fat fuck to die so bad.

>>14016377
Eating copious amounts of food for several years. Starting a youtube channel for weight lose, realizing she got more views and money for feeder fetishist, therefore deciding to continue to eat herself to death despite several health problems and having her ovaries removed.

>>14016409
Enjoy knowing your tax dollars go towards keeping OP pic alive.

>>14016387
what has man done

Search for Chantal Sarault.

Check out kiwi-farms.

>>14016468
If you live in the US your tax dollars go towards keeping boomers alive while they fuck you in every election

Talk about being an emaciated cuck

>>14016522
look upon our works and despair

>>14016461
>got more views and money for feeder fetishist
Why is this shit so popular

>>14016579
someone like that sullies the honorable heritage of absolute units

Not gonna lie. I'll make a sub out of some leftover baked ziti if I have some and a hoagie roll and my god does it hit the spot.
Carbs baby

The moment I saw OP's pic in the catalog I knew I'd find you faggots.
I have spent years developing a fetish for imbeciles screeching out their pathetic copes for how shitter-shattered they are about the USA's existence and it has been one of the best things I have ever done.
Stay mad, your delicious tears will only contribute to my orgasms in the future.

>>14016706
based gibberish poster

>>14015738
>have you ever eaten spaghetti sandwiches?
It's the only way to eat left over spaghetti, except you butter the bread first and don't eat like a blackhole

>>14015748
i queefed

his eyes are being engulfed by fat.

Memes aside, where did Amercan-Italian restaurants get the idea that bread is necessary as a side with pasta? The only side you need with a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs is a bowl of green salad.

>>14016869
I'm Italian, all restaurants give bread. Pasta is only a primo course.

>>14015738
Unironically yes. I didn't know anyone else did it too lol.

>>14015738
OH CANADA

>>14016886
Yeah but I'm talking about Italian-American. Those places all serve heaping plates of pasta and meat as the main course, and some of them include unlimited garlic bread.

>>14016077
That's distinctly different since the components are made to be eaten together

>>14016387
she posts nudes on her twitter

>>14016925
Fucking yanks lol.

Small amount of bread... small amount of pasta... small amount of meat... small amount of seafood... small amount of ice cream... lots of wine...

>>14016925
Thats how real Italians eat because they dont live in the 3rd world anymore and can afford food

>>14016951
Southern Italy is 3rd world. I am from there.

>>14016925
I have zero history on how it came to be but if I had to guess it'd be because of religious views and available ingredients.
>Breaking bread around the table
>Also poor as shit so the bread is a welcome addition to a small portion
>Immigrants come to America
>Dishes of pasta grow to 3x the original size
>Bread gets more calorie-dense as cheese and butter get slathered on both pre and post bake
>Availability of ingredients cheap so they still make bank doing this

>>14016925
bread fills people up
bread is cheap

Fatty Cuntal!

Fat fuck cunt.

>>14016995
We use bread to clean up the sauce. In english it's like use bread as a shoe to pick up the sauce you cannot with a fork.

>>14016958
Mezzegiorno is based when is two Sicilies 2 electric boogaloo?

>>14015738
no, but I have had spaghetti taos

>>14017082
The blonde from icarly exclusively fucks black guys.

>>14017480
But Dan "Fist up your can" Schneider isn't a black man. I think you're a liar

>>14015738
>Spaghetti sandwich
That's a one way ticket to diabetes

>>14017627
Fucking kek!

>>14017627
That was rape so it doesn't count.

>>14015738
yep, once for the meme

>>14017659
not diabetes, heart disease

>>14017480
She actually dislikes blacks. A well-known black athlete tried to romance her and she was super not into it

>>14015824
when do you think Chantal will die?

>>14015738
BEAUTY BITE

my wife turned me on to spaghetti sandwiches. Throw that leftover spaghetti into a rectangular tupperware, let it chill overnight, then turn that bad boy over onto a plate and slice it into slabs. Put that onto some white bread with mayo and parmesan. Its my new guilty pleasure.

>>14017959
I give her 10 years if she keeps up her current habits. 5 if she starts heavily drinking.

>>14017980
That's pretty gross.. Why not just microwave the spaghetti on a plate? Add a few drops of tobasco or a drizzle of olive oil maybe some parmesan

I wish I had a mukbang mommy gf to take titanic turds on me

I live in japland and it's pretty common here. Every convenience store has a bunch of them on hotdog rolls. They look fucking disgusting, especially because Japanese pasta sauce is closer to ketchup than what I'm used to at home.

>>14015738
yep

>>14016409
>>14016468
>>14016565
How is your system going to survive when Canadian boomers start to retire?

>>14018246
chinese money. better question is what's going to happen to canada once china finishes buying up the joint and the bat eaters don't have to listen to white liberals anymore

>>14017946
So not "into it" that she sucked his cock, let him fuck her in the ass and leak her nudes? Cope.

could you sissy faggots stop talking about black dicks for one god damn thread?

>>14015738
at my lowest, i've had one. those were dark times I dont reflect on very often.

>>14018273
She was with an NBA player for a short time and they did nothing together. She really didn't like him. She hasn't been with anyone else since, at least publicly

>>14015738
I've eaten soba noodle sandwiches so I could pretend I was in my anime.

I've eaten leftover pasta and sauce with bread, but never as a sandwich.

>>14015832
you are our mexico

>>14016377
The butter, meat and processed foods.

>>14015889
Ain't that the snake juice guy?

>>14018465
>they did nothing together
This level of Cope is off the charts. She gave up all her holes the first night, simp.

>>14018477
>mexico has a healthier economy and more rights than the U.S.
Not sure you're sure how the relationship works Leaf.

>>14017480
>mutts

>>14017959
Not soon enough. Not saying this to be mean and I don't really wish her I'll, but she is past the point of no return and only exists to burden the public healthcare system

>>14015738
lel who even needs functioning insulin anyway?

>>14018743
>Mexicans have more rights then Americans
Don't say retarded things you know nothing about.

>>14016530
>The farms
You have to be 18 to post here.

When I was in high school marching band we would hold a spaghetti cookout for a fundraiser near a local grocery store. That was the first time I had ever heard of that sandwich. It's okay if the sauce has meat mixed into it, otherwise it's pretty awful and fattening.

ITT: We pretend we all eat completely clean diets and carbs are the devil

>>14016530
What is with you faggots advertising your board here. I see it all the time. No one wants to listen to you self righteous cunts think your better than everyone as you dox people for playing the same game as DSP or commenting on Amberlynn's youtube.

>>14016409
Ever wonder why your country is so poor compared to ours? ever wonder what it's like to not have up to 1/3rd of your income sucked away by the state?

>>14015810
Cananda in in americna

>>14019546
Hi DSP

>>14018465
>she briefly dated a black guy for a month but they never fucked
Whatever helps you cope, dude.

>>14018273
I refuse to believe that Sam is anything other then a lipstick rug muncher.

>>14017627
What are you saying about Dan "she's prepubescent so I can cum insider" Schneider?

>>14020484
fuck off nazi tripfag

No but last week I had like a cup of pasta, can of and one potato in my entire pantry and for some reason I thought if I combined the two into one dish that ot would be at least somewhat ok. It was terrible

>>14015738
Texture sounds disgusting.

I have meat sauce with my spaghetti, so when I finish my spaghetti, I usually spoon the remainder of the meatsauce onto a piece of toast

>>14015889
That dude is 5'6" iirc

Yes, so delicious

>>14019581
Wrong, retard.

Stop posting your fetishes on /ck/, Josh.

>>14015738
How is this any different than yakisoba pan or a 'chip butty?'

Also, she's Canadian.

>>14016947
90% of the time you can't see shit because it's all covered by fat. Its like sports illustrated nudity just with fat covering everything instead of sports balls.

>>14015738
Chantal noooooooooooooooooo
my foobey bloobley

>>14022223
I...didn't...need to know....or see this...

>>14015748
>>14015817
>Deleted
kek
salty ass cannuck jannies

>>14022223
She only posts her real nudes on OF (or whatever simp platform she uses idk). Her page is not for the faint of heart.

>>14021681
Canada is in north America, Fatass. Google it.

>>14015738
That's fucking gross

If you do this I fucking hate you

>>14016579
what the fuck

>he doesn't make a sandwich out of every single dish put in front of him
How does it feel to be a subhuman?

>>14015889
based snake juice salesman

>>14016409
yeah right fuck the universal heath care. I'm paying alot of tax money and I'm not even using that service. And even if I need to use it I'll have to wait like an animal for months for some basic treatment. Canada is a shithole, if only I could move out to new-Hampshire..

>>14022223
damn nice jaba cosplay

>>14015738
Yes only because I’m poor and tired of eating spaghetti on it’s own

>>14017959
Coronavirus hits fat people really hard

Not sandwich but on toast yes. Brits don't just eat beans on toast. They also have tinned spaghetti or spaghetti hoops on toast as well.

>>14015738
No but my nan used to make a mean makaroni pie.

>>14018282

fucking kek

>>14024543
Is it good?

>>14024549

no idea, i just add anime to erry shitpost to annoy the normalfaggots

i mean, it looks gud tho

>>14024437
I used to like this as a child. Then I tried it once as an adult after visiting Italy and learning about proper Italian food. It was horrifyingly bad.

>>14024437
>tinned spaghetti
Im horrified

>>14016951
We do eat bread + pasta but it's 80-100 grams of pasta, not a huge amount, and the bread (one slice, maybe 20 grams?) is used to pick up the leftover sauce - if any.
And not everyone does that, it's considered rude/something only poor people do.

>>14017959
Im hoping her haydurs die first, especially fatty gold.

>>14016995
I could eat 1000+ calories of white bread before feeling slightly full. Too calorie dense and not enough fiber, protein, water and fat.

Rice, on the other hand, keeps me way fuller.

>>14015738
When money was tight AND I was desperate, sure.

>>14016565
>fuck you in every election
Lmao kill yourself bernie socialist retard. Suck my dick faggot
MAGA2020

>>14024543
>Snapping pasta in half

Ofcourse a subhuman weeb would do that

All the time because I'm not poor

>>14025037
/ck/ is the only place people sperg about snapping spaghetti noodles in half.

>>14024489
This looks like pasta + cheese + meat (ham?), not just bread and pasta with nothing else

>>14025042
It's pasta, not noodles.

>>14025058

>>14025049
Yes it has pancetta and either feta or ricotta and realy thin filo pastry on the top and bottom, oven baked. Its a traditional recipe from the Ionian Islands, a consignment from the times of Venitian rule and the Septinsular Republic.

>>14017980
Imagine marrying trailer trash

>>14024210
Don't even think of it, leaf.

>>14016579
Urge to kill rising (in Minecraft)

>>14019539
>Such a fatass you can't comprehend others eat clean

>>14016579
he has an onlyfans accunt

his asshole is literally gigantic.

>>14015738
Only if you count putting the spaghetti on top of garlic bread.

>>14015738
too much pure carbs

>>14015738
No, not really. But have made lots of omelettes with spaghetti and garlic when I was poor and ignorant

>>14016868
It's actually slightly terrifying having watched and still watching what Nick has turned himself into.

It's like watching what happens to child stars as they age except that he was never any good.

>>14026867
Anon, how do you know this info?

No but I've eaten spaghetti pizza a few times

>>14015738
If you were a starving African manlet from Senegal and you could get a green card for being her manservant for a year, would you do it?

>>14029323
a certain Kiwi Fruit Gardening forum

>>14025497
>So then this man faced golden lion bird stole a bible and hid all his archery supplies in it.
>holy shit thats a great story, lets put it on our flag, along with the union jack
spose it beats some gay stars

>>14029502
you mean Chinese gooseberry orchards?

>>14029539
yes
formerly known as Quickie Chat

>>14016579
I never understood feeder fetishists. Like food can be pretty and so can be chefs (nigella lawson please step on me mommy, pic related) But eating isn't a pretty thing to do. Its literally grinding things into a digestable paste with your mouth bones so you can easier draw out its nutrients later on.

But some rando be like: yeah I nut to that.

>>14029577
Is this shopped, please say it is. Why would she do this, plain stupid.

>>14029493
Yes.

>>14029323
Some were leaked to Kiwifarms. Around page 60, if you're interested and have the stomach.

>>14029529
That is the lion of Venice(st. Marks lion) anon,it is the coat of arms and the flag of the Most Serene Republic of Venice™. Their rule much like in Crete also was very lax, they intermingled with the locals and brought great economic and cultural growth in both Crete and the Ionian Islands(and most importantly they where exposed to the renaissance movement something that most of continental Greece didnt as they where under Ottoman rule) . So even when both the French and then the English got contol of the Islands they still consedered themselves Grecovenetians (they even have their own grecoitalian dialect). Thus a Union Jack with the Lion of Venice .

>>14016318
Same, squishy white bread w butter.

But fuck s'ghetti

>>14015738
yes, but it was asian sweet-soy type of noodles

Why are your white women so fucking disgusting? Don't they have any self respect?

>>14029860
you could fit a fist in that thing

>>14022161
>yakisoba pan
Just made my first one today. Shit’s pretty good.

>>14031563
that's probably what he's been doing.

>>14015738
Not sandwiches but I always have buttered bread with spaghetti

>>14015738
I fry spaghetti on the stovetop and put it on some type of toasted bread.

>>14017899
Ask the rapist and he'll say otherwise

>>14031519
No lol. They fuck niggers and lap up propaganda like a dehydrated dog.

>>14018491

butter and meat are the only foods that don't make you fat

>>14031604
It is really good. I've never put the yakisoba I've made in bread, but having had it at other places it's not bad. I also recommend potato salad sandwiches. They are not bad either and also that's a thing in Japan.

>>14015738
imagine a handy from those soft pudgy hands

>>14031519
one of the main arguments for the pointlessness of "saving" Western civilization, and just pushing it over the brink oneself.

RETARD ALERT INCOMING


I kid you not, spaghetti sandwiches are a tradition in my family, running back 3 generations.
Simply stated, make your bolognese spaghetti and put it on top of white bread spread with PEANUT BUTTER.
Toasting the bread is optional, but encouraged.
Next time you make spaget, please do not hesitate to try this.

>>14020918
So that's why he yells
Hard to hear him from way down there