/ck/ - Food & Cooking

So for today's dish, we are going to make chicken tacos!
The ingredients that you'll need for this are as follows:
- 2 tsp chili powder
- 1 tsp ground cumin
- 1 tsp smoked paprika
- 1 tsp oregano
- 1/2 tsp garlic powder
- 1 tsp salt
- 1/2 tsp ground black pepper
- 1 1/2 lbs chicken breast
- 1 tbsp canola oil

Pour the chili powder into a small bowl!
Please don't fuck up this step, it's pretty much the first one (aside from assembling the ingredients).

We'll b-be putting a bunch of ingredients in here, so stay tuned <4

Alright, it's the cumin's turn to be added to the mix!
So do that.

N-not much to say, but cumin is w-what makes tacos taste the way t-they do, so be sure to add plenty <4

>>14011042
Hola alice. Hope you are well

>>14011064
Right b-back at you, but I'm doing fine right now <4

>>14011028
Hello Alice!

>>14011070
Nice to s-see you!

Next is the paprika! This will give the dish a smoky flavor.
I was supposed to use smoked paprika and didn't have that on hand.
So I didn't.

Use s-smoked if you have it!

Hokay, garlic powder time.
Dump that right in there.

N-not the most interesting instructions, I know.
But essential!

Time to add the salt!
I know it said "Kosher" but I didn't have that, so sea salt will do.

...plus /b/ doesn't like it when I use kosher salt.

Pepper time!
If you don't want you dish to be too spicy you can skip this step.
I won't judge you too harshly.

>>14011096
Sounds more like /pol/ would have the problem

>>14011105
You'd b-be surprised!

Before I forget, the oregano!
I totally almost forgot this in the dish, but remembered at the very last second!
So put that in the dish.

>>14011028
>>14011034

I want to rub my face all over your flat chest

Death to trannies

>>14011028
On the land o lakes in the ingredients, did you hear they took the indian off the packaging? Muh racism. Native americans were ok with it, just not other peeps.
Do you think we have gone over the edge of political correctness alice?

>>14011121
M-my chest isn't flat, but okay.

>>14011126
I'm n-not a tranny, try again <4


Season the chicken liberally, and make sure you give it a good rub.
You w-wanna get all that seasoning into all the nooks and crannies of the chicken!

Yeah. Rub it nice and deep into that meat. Mmm <4

>>14011121

>>14011131
Anything less than a B cup is DFC to me
Too many fatties out there it's sad

pls pls pls give me a crumb of that poosi PLEASE

>>14011137
>not liking feminine penis

>>14011126
Allow me to say, thorougly based, good Sir, thoroughly based.

>>14011138
I s-see...

Heat the oil in the pan!
This step is really easy and simple to show you.
Just pour the oil in and heat it over medium-high heat!

>>14011131
When I cook chicken for tacos, I usually dice it first, season, then cook, mostly out of habit desu. Does doing it in this order make it more tender or something?

>>14011028
imagine shooting your wad on this broad's portion of the dinner she made and making her eat it haha

>>14011152
I d-doubt it!


Cook the chicken in the heated oil pan until each side is golden brown and the internal temp is 165F.
Make sure your chicken is safe to eat before taking it off the stove!

>>14011157
I'd rather just enjoy a nice meal with her.

Maybe talk about our days or whatever is on our mind. You know, that sort of thing.

>>14011150
I hope that isn't a teflon skillet, because goddamn.

>>14011175
It is anodized aluminium <4

Carefully, w-without burning yourself and AFTER you wash your hands thoroughly dice the chicken into bite sized pieces.
You could alternatively choose to s-shred your chicken at this step in a large bowl, or with a stand mixer.

Any way it gets shredded, it doesn't matter; it'll taste the same <4

>>14011170
that doesn't sound so bad but there's only one thing on my mind

>>14011028
show your penis to prove that you are not a man

>>14011194
I t-think your logic is somehow skewed...

>tranny cooks shit food and acts like a weebfag
your threads are cancer, kill yourself

>>14011198
S-sorry, not a tranny <4 prove I am and I'll leave forever~

NOW FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP!
GATTAI! Combine all your stuff on your tacos! I went with some mexican rice, and some cheese!
You can choose to do whatever you want, they're your tacos!

>>14011028
>international meal
>he makes the exact same pan fried chicken breast as last time
I guess basement dwelling losers have no borders.

>>14011198
Based. Let's gang rape him.

>>14011204
T-this is tacos, dear.

>>14011201
is that rice? what the fuck. you knucklehead. you screwball.

>>14011201
I like to fry up the tortillas a bit in a little canola oil, because im a fatass, but its also really good

>>14011211
Yep!

>>14011218
I'll t-try it next time <4


Alright, all done!
Order up Anonymous! It's time to eat and I can't wait to enjoy this meal with you!
I really enjoyed this dish and will be making it again!

>>14011219
looks like some shit a single mother would post on facebook and proclaim herself wifey material. doesn't even look like you heated up the tortillas.

>>14011219
Mexicano here, you should think about using some onions, cilantro, and some corn tortillas! Heat up the corn tortillas on the stove directly over a flame and use some tongs to flip it over, This chicken sounds amazing though and with the onions cilantro and some lime juice I bet it's gonna be amazin!

>>14011238
I mean, I'd marry her. Not because of the tacos though.

>>14011238
T-thank you for the constructive criticism <4

Thank you so much for coming to my thread and I hope to see you next time!
We've all g-got to stick together in these trying times, so I d-don't mind if you take your angry and frustration out on me, c-calling me tranny, my food bad, etc etc.
Even so, even if you say all that, I made this for you, to the best of my ability, so that you might feel a little less alone even in isolation.

I hope, if my actions cannot reach you, at least these words will. I love you, Anonymous.
With all the love in my infinite heart,
Alice

>>14011252
ok rape u later

>>14011248
whenever im at the mexican restaurant i ask for some limes to squeeze on everything

>>14011182
need a sharper knife babe

>>14011028
you skipped 2.

>>14011028
>1-Welcome.mkv.webm
>>14011034
>3-Ingredients.mkv.webm

>>14011264
I've b-been sharpening my knives lately <4

>>14011270
T-that one wasn't shot for various reasons.
It got lost in production.

>>14011201
Did you just dump some of the San Fransisco treat on your tacos?

>>14011271
If your knife was sharp you wouldn't need to saw your way through the chicken.

>>14011252
thanks! it looks good <3

>>14011271
>I've b-been sharpening my knives lately <4
with what?

Get a good couple of sharpening stones and learn the proper technique.

Don't bother with sharpening devices.

>>14011285
I'm g-glad to hear it <4

>>14011289
W-with a sharpening stone from Japan <4
Since it's japanese steel.

finger my anus alice

>>14011291
well learning proper knife technique might help

thumb and forefinger should be on the blade, not the handle.

>>14011311
I'll t-take that into consideration <4 Thank you!

>>14011313
>>14011311

You should have chopped up the chicken before cooking so that there would be more surface area for the seasoning to get on. Then you could have sprinkled the cheese on the chicken while it was in the pan and it would be melted when you put it on the tortillas.

Alice, would you serve me your feminine benis on a white bedsheet, adorned with a pink bow?

>>14011028
does this atust make content for 4chan? what is with these threads anyways. the sign bullshit is so stupid. at least hold it with your right hand and do all of your cooking left handed like jack does

>>14011338
I'm n-not an autist, sorry <4

>>14011331
Good suggestion, t-thank you!

>>14011336
I d-don't have a penis.

>>14011028
holy shit you have absolutely no tits

>>14011345
C cups actually <4

>>14011349
not up for you to decide

>>14011349
maybe japanese C cups you weeb breastlet

>>14011367
C-correct, it's up to the bra companies.

>>14011369
I am h-half japanese, so I can't be a weeb.

I'm going to be nice here. This was a lot of wasted time for something not that entertaining. You didn't really make anything except chicken. Tortillas take maybe 30 minutes to make from start to finish. You are a girl, so anons will give you attention but only out of a desire to fuck you. If you enjoy this, continue I guess. My two cents.

>>14011408
I'm n-not here for attention, and I d-do not enjoy this <4 I am here to help anonymous, who has expressed an inability to make even simple meals.

Which is why the meal is simple <4
It's educational, not entertaining.

Please stop posting these abhorrent threads.

>>14011150
Why do you keep showing your poverty grade, worn off, teflon shit that you found in your neighbor's garbage?

>>14011431
It's n-not teflon coated, it's anodized aluminium <4
Why do you throw insults out without even taking a second glance to confirm what you are saying is correct?

Oh, because you don't care, you just want to hurl insults <4 Sorry, your trolling is like a light breeze...

>>14011429
D-don't like it, don't look.

>>14011422
I think an anon can figure out how to slap spices on a chicken breast and put it in a pan. YouTube can teach them if they can't. God knows that retards on that site have been making the "basics" to death. I doubt you hate doing this. This is probably the most attention you get all week if you post here.

>>14011431
Because he can't cook for shit. If it wasn't for the cringe attention whoring these threads would get 2 replies and they would say, "this is the shittiest OC thread I've seen in weeks" and, "a thread died for this".

>>14011458
And yet, t-they were not able to do so.
Sorry, but your lack of imagination isn't evidence <4

T-that said, I hate attention. I'm really happy m-my threads were slow tonight <4

>>14011443
>dumb flatchested tranny who can't even pass holds paper in front of their face while crying and denying it

>>14011464
Yeah, ok.
>hates attention
>posts thread
Attention isn't a bad thing. You need a boyfriend or something. Do you have friends?

Alice, I have never before felt an interest in people online, but there's something special about you.
Maybe it's the way you autistically type, using '<4' and fake stuttering in text.
Or maybe it's your agonizingly slow movements and drawn-out steps, like IT'S JUST FUCKING SEASONING YOU DUMB WHORE ADD THEM ALL IN THE SAME SHORT VIDEO!
Still, it could even be your clunky hand movements and malnourished appearance that make you look like a recent holocoaust escapee.
Ok you're probably tired of me gushing over you, and I bet you get this all the time, b-but...
*breathes in*
I LOVE YOU WILL YOU BE MY INTERNET GF I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FLAT OR RETARDED OR HAVE A PENIS I JUST WANT TO E-FUCK AND EAT YOUR SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A HOME COOKED MEAL!
T-there! I said it! Please take my confession to heart.

never seen so much butthurt seething, keep it up op

>>14011478
C-correct <4 I do not want attention at all.
Sorry you can't grasp that <4

>>14011472
Try again~ This level of trolling is just sad.

>>14011485
Real talk, how many bodies are in your freezer right now?

>>14011485
just go donate to her on twitch -> https://www.twitch.tv/celtyplays

>>14011489
>tranny knows how to generate ass pain
checks out

>>14011547
>cant pass so hides face
>panders to footfags
>makes threads constantly

>>14011532
you're just jealous I had the confidence to confess my true feelings (love not lust) to alice-chan
and they aren't "bodies" they're dumb stinky nosy cats, who are thankfully free of their job, which is killing innocent beautiful birds (much like alice!)
if the neighbors didn't want them to end up in survival ration sausages, they should have kept them in the house

>>14011028
>those shoulders
>those hands
>that chest
OH NO NO NO

>>14011574
>is a biological female
>has a doggo stream
>never seen you make any good OC lol

>Alice
B-but anon s-sorry I'm a biological f-female <4

>>14011028
>>14011345
>>14011121
Lol. Post your futanari mushroom on /b/!

>>14011150
This is what these brainless arthoe twitter sluts do for us incels, they bash us in public but deep down they just want to sautee us up some deliciously tender chicken. Never trust these people

unless they are willing to cook dinner for you desu:3

>>14011436
You die from aluminium poisoning.,..

>>14011464
at what point in your life did you decide to be a tranny?

>>14011645
that'd be harder to get from a pan than copper poisoning

>>14011485
Nice copy pasta

>>14011648
I'm not a tranny. Prove I am, and I'll leave forever.
Otherwise, don't write checks your evidence can't cash

>I'm s-sorry but I'm a biological female
Are you gonna do a flip and kill yourself like most trannies? I hope that yes, you disgrace is disgusting and you have no purpose on earth.

>>14011663
I'm not a tranny. Prove I am, and I'll leave forever.
Otherwise, don't write checks your evidence can't cash

>>14011660
Post poonany on /b/ then.

>>14011593
that adams apple you hide by turning your neck.

>>14011660
how can you prove that you're not a tranny?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS SO CUTE BE MY WIFE AAAAAAAH

>>14011660

you, deserve to be removed from this board

>>14011660
yo faggot, prove that you're not a tranny

>>14011660
prove you're not a faggot

>>14011669
You m-made the claim, you need to back it up.

>>14011670
I d-don't have one, will post it after stream.

>>14011691
>>14011673
You m-made the claim, you need t-to back it up. I'm m-merely asserting the null hypothesis.

>>14011682
And yet, I w-will be back tomorrow <4

>b-but anon you can't prove I'm a tranny because I'm a biological f-female, s-sorry

>>14011703
prove that you're not a tranny

>>14011691
The burden of proof l-lays on the one making the claim, which is you <4 Prove i am.

>>14011660
I don't care if you're a tranny I love you

>>14011711
OH SHIT DUBS. GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. 7/11 DUBS FAGGOT

>>14011703
chin facing forward please. last time you turned your head. also do it now. you dont need time to take an honest picture

You are a disgusting homosexual and you deserve the rope

>>14011718
L-literally streaming, so no.

>>14011719
I'm bisexual and female.

Do I have to add rice to my tacos? Rice doesn't add much to the flavor profile and rice is just empty calories anyway.

>>14011144
trip dubs checked
>>14011177
trip dubs checked
>>14011211
dubs checked
>>14011311
dubs checked
>>14011577
dubs checked

>>14011712
speak english, not that tranny moon speak

>>14011733
another set of dubs. GET BTFO Y'ALL. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>14011733
"post proof or close yer yap"
there, redneck'd it for yu

>>14011712
let's see. wide shoulders, adam's apple, massive trapps, flat chest yet wearing a bra, devoid of any muscle tone to try and hide your build beneath fat.
Also, having the attention and dedication to keep up this charade. Women just arent capable of this.

>>14011349
I'm sure your tits are nice. but that shirt doesn't do you any justice. Next time wear something a bit tighter, and a push-up bra is always a good idea.

>>14011724
No you are not a female and we know it, we can feel it.

>>14011741
mmm...still doesn't compute, ye tranny wanker

>>14011742
>wide shoulders
they aren't wide at all, are you retarded?
>adams apple
shes posted her neck before and doesn't have one
>flat chest
it isn't flat
>devoid of muscle tone
no she isn't? huh?

>>14011727
>>14011733
dayum. dubspilled.

>>14011724
need time to shop?

>>14011744
checked

>>14011757
shes
streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/celtyplays

>>14011627
Is this really her :(

B-b-b-but anon I'm sorry I'm a biological female

>>14011764
it's, more like el creaturo, is streaming

>>14011766
that is not alice, no. That's just random pictures.

>>14011263
You are a very smart person, lime juice on damn near anything Mexican is heavenly!

>>14011485
Vomit inducing

You see this is why peolke hate incels.

>>14011755
he has a male frame
she turned he head. you realise it's quite easy to hide that way?
no shit, hrt does that
when women get toned, the fat in their breasts don't evaporate

>>14011774
given youve posted zero evidence, let alone proof, that shes a transgender, its pretty clear all you want to do is shit on a random person trying their best to help others out.
may I ask why? what do you gain? shes not responding and this does nothing to harm her; are you really that starved for entertainment you feel the need to cut someone else down rather than like, go play a video game?

>>14011782
Mexican Cuisine thread? Mexican Cuisine thread it is, post meat tacos

this is the op lol, this is why she hides her face

>>14011458
You give anons too much credit

>>14011787
no she doesn't lmao
>hour glass shape
>male frame
fuck off idiot

>>14011792
that is not op, no matter how much you want it to be. also thats a woman so are you admitting alice isn't a tranny?

>>14011790
I'm not here to prove a point, I'm here to be toxic, tranny lover

>>14011679
Last one isn't a tranny, just a cute biological female

>>14011105
/b/ is full of edgy 15 year olds who are racist because they think it's funny. Also /pol/ crossposters are thick as thieves over there

>>14011790
>crossdresses and takes drugs for attention
>pots end result online
>gets upset when people call him a tranny
also, her recipes suck ass. You find better shit on the side of a brand name box

>>14011182
Girl u need to learn some knife skills I was almost afraid youd cut yourself

Incels unite !

>>14011810
yes but why? do you seriously have no other form of entertainment?

>>14011819
prove it's a cross dresser idiot

What does any of this have to do with cooking? /ck/ is objectively the slowest board on 4chan, why the fuck are you fags so frustrated someone is posting?

>>14011803
>hour glass
lmao

>>14011825
why not? this is transient, once it's over I'll find something or someone else to entertain me

>>14011832
no it isn't lmao, go check out the fucking paper craft board

>>14011807
Why would it not be OP if it was on >her dog's instagram page? There's no other person on it that has been in multiple photos. Look for yourself: https://www.instagram.com/nanopup/

>>14011833
dubs checked

>>14011831
he's a man
he wears women's clothes

It's obviously a male bones structure

>>14011837
thats super sad

>>14011858
you're mom is sad

>>14011842
mostly because it isn't on her dogs instagram lmao.
this is what her dog looks like

>>14011865
She has more than one dog.

>>14011847
you are mistaken, that is a woman

>>14011871
so she only shows ONE dog on instagram and ONE on twitch? Yeah okay retard, that makes all the sense....in a fucked up delusion by a crazy person maybe
also, the instagram currently up has a creation date AFTER the instagram in the archives. she deleted it and someone else used the same name. This isn't rocket science.

WOW

>>14011861
Unrelated but Ima fight you
RULES: We both have 20 hp
Dubs does 4 damage
Trips does does 8 damage
Quints is an instakill
If one anon runs out of fighting reactions forfeits the fight and is a bitch

>>14011882
fuck you faggot

>>14011880
Yes, the pup I showed is named nano.
not the one you posted
because that isn't hers
retard

>>14011872
the man frame doesn't lie

>>14011886
You geh

>>14011891
thats an hourglass, traditionally known for being a female frame.

>>14011895
but in all honesty, fuck that tranny, but fuck you for the time being

>>14011904
forgot image

>>14011912

>>14011922
fuck...down to 16 hp. but in all honesty, fuck that tranny

>>14011898
an hourglass aint square. faggot doesnt resemble the third figure in pic related. he even wears baggy clothes to cover his man frame

>>14011888
if the op wants to clear it up they'll (you'll) have to post face. til then you're the lady I posted.

>>14011930

>>14011934
nah just because you say something doesn't mean its true lmao
good work harassing some random lady though, that's not weird at all

>>14011931
square, more like reverse triagle
>>14011936

>>14011931
huh? Those clothes aren't even baggy are you fucking blind?
Like, seriously, this is the dumbest troll of all time

>>14011943
reroll

>>14011939
Where did I harass anyone? Are you retarded?

>>14011951
Geh

>>14011959

I'm a chiropractor so I work a lot with the human body and I know really well how it is structured from male to female, I'm sorry to tell you that your "Alice" is not a girl but a male in his late 20's.

did I just witness an internet slap fight in this thread?

>>14011962

>>14011964
you'd be wrong

>>14011970

>>14011954
>posting pictures from instagram onto 4chan
>claiming that they are of an OP poster who is hated
>not harassment

lmao

>>14011964
based. also post timestamped credentials. end this faggotry once and for all

>>14011978
So close, yet so geh

>>14011990

>>14011993

>>14011998
reroll

>>14011792
that girl is chubby the tranny in the OP is malnourished

>>14011670
My neck isn't turned at all, it's at an angle <4
Jeez, p-people are so weird....

>>14012003
I'm n-not a tranny, nor am I malnourished <4

>>14011964
Sorry doc, you are just wrong <4

>>14012001
fuck this, I'm outta images, but y'all geh

>>14011981
I did not contact her nor did I direct anyone to contact her. I don't care what made up definition of harassment you go by.

>>14011660

Hm, it would be that you've been indepdendently accused of this virtually every time you post. You possibly have built up an image that you have "anti-fans" who promote this theory but in reality the association is simply with the content of the threads: "did we ever found out if Alice is a tranny?" is simply one of the more memorable things about you.
I would guess from listening to your livestream that you're actually a woman with naturally high T. Simply to produce the voice I'm hearing your adam's apple would need to be a large enough resonator to produce the tone, this trait along with others pointed out definitively point to a trend of hormone balance and not gender per se.

In the end it's that your choice of Touhous, Alice, clashes with your actual nature which is more like Sakuya or Mokou.

>>14012014
this isn't made up, it's legal lmao
you are obviously putting her in harms way

>>14012005
nasty guy nails

>>14012005
Nice neck, perfect for choking you to death
Ugly thumb though, clean under your fingernails retard

>>14012005
we said to post your chin forward, you utter faggot. Also 2 years ago.
take a forward facing profile picture

>>14012021
>harms way
My ass.

>>14012020
S-sorry, I'm just not a man <4
I've p-posted my neck; no adams apple.

I d-don't think "argument from reverse popularity" is compelling at all.

>>14012023
>>14012028
I h-have no clue what you are even talking about. I clean my nails regularly.

>>14012032
Yes, and I did <4 T-that's forward dear, but alright then <4

>>14011028
Do you like black guys
You really look like you fuck black guys

>>14012038
>" it's at an angle"
so fucking turned. forward facing you faggot

>>14012053
N-no, it's facing forward. There's l-literally nothing to object to.

That said. Directly forward, close up <4

>>14012068
And b-backed out a bit.

So. Where's the adams apple? Can you admit you were literally just making things up now and apologize? <4

>>14012038
dirty guy nails

>>14012068
You are so pale

>>14012038
but why are you a tranny? but more importantly, why are you so geh that you decided to become a tranny?

>>14012077
Can I make you a necklace?

Alice, why don't you get a hotplate so you can record yourself actually cooking something on your trademark dirty blue tablecloth? I appreciate 10 webms of you pouring spices into a plastic bowl because I am a lonely 4chan person, but my heart yearns for something more. Heat, smoke, steam, action, etc.

>>14012077
nice job looking up and stretching the neck.

>>14012097
a pearl necklace? why are you geh?

>>14012086
Ew

>>14012077
you definitely have a bulge going on there. bet you gotta a second downstairs.

>>14012089
Thank you <4

>>14012093
I'm not <4

>>14012097
N-no thank you <4

>>14012100
It's n-not dirty dear.
But I'll see if I can maybe do that <4

>>14012102
I didn't stretch my neck, I l-literally leaned my head back so you can see.

>>14012114
I d-don't. It's literally flat. Try again.

>>14012086
I'm n-not a guy so, no <4

>>14012100
She will reply she doesn't have time because she make so many cooking video everyday

I told her once that she needs to improve her cinematography but she will always come up with an excuse

>>14011028
neck yourself faggot

>>14012119
but why are you a tranny? and why are you geh?

>>14012119
leaning your neck back is stretching it. jesus christ what's with you?

Alice is there any chance you can twitch by yourself ? Everything i watch your stream some loud dude keep talking :(

>>14011028
please wear sexy clothing, I am tired of Sweater Alice

>>14012142
why are you geh for being sexually attracted to trannies?

why is this attention whoring tranny allowed here

>>14012142
but then you'd see the man frame. cant have that now, can we?

>>14012142
I know, its like cooking with granny

But I think her bf doesn't want her to wear revealing clothing anymore

>posts a video on your yt channel wearing a gimp suit with nipples showing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wteOgQdmNUY
just post your pussy already if you want people to stop saying youre a tranny, what do you have to lose?

>>14012124
N-not what I replied <4

>>14012132
I'm not.

>>14012134
It's n-not.

>>14012140
I d-do so on Fridays usually.

>>14012142
I'm g-going to do more cosplays soon.

>>14012147
I HATE attention.

>>14012148
I've l-literally posted like that before.
Stop reaching.

Alice is a tranny

>>14012154
this, we need to investigate to see if it's a post op pussy. also
>>14011028
why are you geh?

>>14012154
T-that is a catsuit, not a gimp suit. It's a cosplay.
I h-have no desire to post my nude body, so I w-won't.

>>14012160
>>14012157
nah

>>14012156
but why are you a geh tranny?

Look at this disgusting homosexual attention whore

>>14012167
I'm n-not a tranny nor geh <4

I referred to you as a roastie earlier when talking about you with friends, Alice. I can't remember if I've said anything mean to you before in your threads for certain but I likely have. I'm not going to say sorry because doing that when there's a chance I'll do it again is the wrong thing to do. But I hope you believe me when I say I feel guilty and someday I'll get over whatever's wrong with me, be it anger or self-esteem issues or what, that makes me into a shitty person like this. Thanks for making these nice threads.

>>14012156
>i hate attention
>spamming the thread replying to everyone and posting videos of yourself
hurry up and join the 41% club before male pattern baldness kicks in, you are never going to pass

>>14012163
but why are you geh and a tranny?

>>14012154
I have seen Alice, she has beautiful long dark hair

>>14012171
S-sorry, I hate attention <4

>>14012174
I h-hope you become a better person <4

>>14012176
I'm not spamming, try again <4

>>14012178
I'm not~

>>14012172
but why ar you geh or a tranny?

>>14012156
fucking hell youre bulimic. eat some food man

Look at these strong shoulders, even Mike Tyson is dreaming about having the same.

>>14012187
>eat some food man
ha...he said man to a tranny
>>14012183
but why are you geh? Also, why are you a tranny?

>>14012186
I'm not <4

>>14012187
DEFINITELY not.

>>14012188
I w-wish, my shoulders are slight and dainty as hell.

>>14012197
You already said that, you h-have to wait for me to reply man.

>>14012199
how are you get and a tranny?

>>14012199
Alice what kind of Asian food do you grow up eating , your parents taught you any dish ?

>she

This is the most transexual thread I've seen on /ck/ OP deserve the rope for lying like that to everyone and to himself!

>>14012208
M-my favorite was fried yakitori and shrimp tempora <4

>>14012213
I'm a biological female, sorry <4

>>14012188
frame and those chewed up filthy fucking nails, yup it's a guy

>>14012199
is it safe to say that you're a tranny, and also geh?

>>14012216
No you are not a biological female

does this tranny honestly think it passes? it just looks like a twink, all the way down to the flamboyant gay mannerisms and movements

OP tell us more about yourself !

>>14012102
Here, not stretched <4 I kept my head level.
Hopefully this resolves all disputes and w-we can acknowledge I lack an adams apple and am a biological female <4

X to doubt that'll happen, but a girl can hope.

>>14012208
A massive amount of tofu, it turned him into a tranny.

>>14012216
it's tempura you tranny faggot. jive ass honkey

>>14012183
I hope I become a better person, too.

>>14012199
for a male, youre certainly skinny asfuck

>>14012225
>>14012223
>>14012222
>>14012219
I'm not a tranny, no adams apple <4

Try again.

>>14012239
>trying to prove you're a woman by showing off your complete lack of female secondary sexual characteristics
maybe you'll grow some tits if you keep taking girl pills

Look at this massive homo

>>14012239
how long did you spend practicing that silly wave in front of a mirror, trying and trying to replicate the look of a female? its just way too obvious tranny

Alice 3D, 1 out of 10, how would you rate yourself.

I imagine Alice is 7 or 8/10

>>14012238
I'm n-not male <4

>>14012235
I believe in you~

>>14012234
Thank you f-for the constructive criticism <4

>>14012245
I've already g-got tits, thank you <4

>>14012247
I'm n-not replicating anything <4

>>14012249
5.

>>14012163
post a close up clothed pant shot to prove no bulge, browsing through your media i can see you've worn constantly revealing or slutty tight outfits.
I personally have not seen bulge yet in my research.
Also, the way you cross your legs in some clips would be difficult for any man.
Alright, now that I've seen you live in Jew York I've lost my interest. I won't drive that far just to plaster some egirl/trap.

>>14012251
It's REALLY odd, s-some people just said I don't post revealing ENOUGH clothing.

>>14012142

S-so who should I believe?

>>14012239
you still geh and a tranny
>>14012250
stupid ass honkey tranny betch

>>14012239
Guys can have almost invisible Adam's apple, like you. We know you are a man, we can feel it

>>14012250
you have nipples. tits have volume.

>>14012250
>5
Have some confidence girl

>>14012262
if he had confidence he wouldn't be fishing for orbiters here

>>14012255
Sorry, I'm n-not <4

>>14012257
I'm n-not, and literally the thing people stated quite aggressively that I have, I do not <4

Try again~

>>14012262
I t-think I'm quite average.

>>14012259
I have volume, sorry <4

This is seriously not even hard to look up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCeZ2EtHRvA&list=PLyT82Ckr2Mb74Pw8ZJZ61o57Ax5sg3vZw&index=3

See?

>>14012269
I'm a female and I d-do not want attention or orbiters <4 Sorry~

>>14012269
and here we are, in a tranny thread

>>14012269
Alice a she you rent free tranny lover

We should find him and give him a good beating that's what we do to trannies in good ol europe

>>14012273
I mention orbiters and they appear like magic.

>>14012276
Feel f-free to try <4 I'm not afraid of you~

>>14012280
Only orbiter here is you <4 You s-saw a thread you knew you wouldn't like but just HAD to post in.

>>14012270
you still a tranny and geh, geh and a tranny. this is eternal

i feel sorry for you tranny, i can tell you spent a lot of time practicing trying to move like an actual woman and mimic their mannerisms, but it just doesnt work like that. male bodies are differently proportioned so when we see you moving its obviously wrong

>>14012282
insane hapa tranny

>>14012286
I'm n-not, and you saying it won't make it true <4

>>14012293
Sorry, just a biological female <4 I'm proportioned like one too, provide evidence I'm not <4

I'd love to see your fridge math

>>14012294
Okay orbiter <4

>>14012270
The way Alice reply is so adorable, thats what a real girl will reply

>>14012297
still geh and a tranny

>>14012300
Those are C cups???

>>14012304
Prove it <4

>>14012300
H-hey, don't post that here! People w-will start circulating pictures again!

>spending my day off researching whether some avatar fag is a tranny or not
what am i doing with my life

>>14012270
our petitions dont matter. the only thing that does matter is proof. given that an adam's apple can be surgically removed and does not always have a genetic predisposition to show, your visible lack of one is not conclusive proof.
time stamped, full body nudes or gtfo

>>14012308
you prove it geh tranny

>>14012310
I'm n-not even posting with an avatar!

>>14011130

Post genitals with timestamp you disgusting faggot

>>14012308
Hey it was you who post the link ==

wish i could taste your taco alice, thanks baby keep up the good work

p.s. show your feet one day

Thanks, Alice.

>>14012326
you can see her feet in her twitch, I have seen it its not very pretty, kinda huge and long

>>14012330
eye, tranny feet

>>14012330
Exactly like man feet

>>14012308
>People w-will start circulating pictures again!
post em slut

>>14011028
I love you Alice, you truly have no clue how much I feel for you and wish that I could be your husband and we can have a family together. I always look for your threads every single day so I can cook along with you and imagine that you made it for me to eat and that we were enjoying a beautiful romantic dinner. I love the way you interact with people and you truly have a kind a blessed soul. You are also one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. I love you and I truly hope the best for you.

>>14012313
Adams apple c-cannot be surgically removed without leaving a scar <4 Try again~

>>14012315
You are t-the one making the claim <4 Try again~


>>14012321
It's f-fine to look, just not to cap.

>>14012320
No.

>>14012338
No2

>>14012340
D-don't post in my thread, tripfag.

>>14012340
haha gay

>>14012340
Fucking cringe

>>14012330
in her twitch where? like in some past video archive or something?

>>14012336
id say her heet is off putting but her upper slim figure made up for it

>>14012346
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/607563293

>>14012341
>>14012340
>D-don't post in my thread, tripfag.
alright Alice I will stop calling you a tranny if you continue to BTFO tripfags, SupaHotFire from /tv/ is your next target

>>14012346
Its on most of her twitch, the camera is to show her dog mainly

Hello Xir Alice how did you convinced yourself so much that you are a woman?
>s-sorry I'm a biological female anon <4

>>14012341
imagine not reading
> (an adam's apple) does not always have a genetic predisposition to show, your visible lack of one is not conclusive proof"
time stamped, full body nudes or gtfo

>>14012355
im am going to jerk off to this and none of you can stop me

>>14012355
>the dude voice is louder then the streamer

Wtf

>>14012358
Jesus, /tv/ is just LOUSY with them, honestly.

>>14012362
I l-look at my birth cert than look down and oh wow, I have a vagina!

Now fuck off <4

>>14012367
Imagine not reading <4
>Adams apple c-cannot be surgically removed without leaving a scar <4 Try again~

Now fuck off~

>>14012368
please stop

>>14012374
nice deflection
men can have a genetic predisposition not to show their adam's apple

>>14012374
so geh, so tranny

He literally can't post legit proof that he is a woman

>>14012368
Me too friend, I am going to picture my future wife's feet wrapped around my cock as the foreplay before I unzip her dick and go to pound town.

>>14012380
Nice deflection <4 I'm n-not a man, so try again <4

>>14012383
I p-posted the evidence that was asked of me <4 I'm n-not posting my nudes.

It's on you to prove I'm trans; burden of proof lies on those making the claim <4 Try harder~

>>14012374
>Poor OP making OC thread and got spit on

>>14012383
>yooo just post your face on 4channel
>yooo just post your pusi on a SFW board
>yooo just post your birth certificate and SS#

>>14012392
Right?

>>14012394
Right?!

>>14012390
>Try harder
Don't like attention
Literally asking for attention

>>14012386
dont ever reply to me again tripfag

>>14012390
absence of surgical scars is irrelevant. men can have a genetic disposition not to show their adam's apple.

>>14012390
so geh very tranny.
>not posting evidence

>>14012404
I'm asking f-for more effort, not more attention <4
Try harder~

>>14012411
It's n-not irrelevant at all <4 You are s-saying I had surgery on it, you c-can literally just Ctrl F man.

>>14012415
Try harder~

>>14012419
>try harder~
no...tranny geh, not posting evidence proving the opposite

>>14012409
I do what I want you anime loving faggot.
Like right now, I am triangulating beautiful Miss Alice's location and when I finally get it I will have what I want one way or another.

>>14012425
Try harder~

>>14012426
You w-won't, tripfag. Sorry.

Why do you even bother replying trolls? It just make your thread off topic and get banned

Reading your thread there's always 50% back and forth
>are you a tyranny
>no I'm not tranny

>>14012427
You don't get to say no to your husband sweetie. Remember your place and plan a good meal for me tomorrow.

>>14012419
> You are s-saying I had surgery on it
I said it was an option
I also said upon it being apparent that you didn't have any " men can have a genetic disposition not to show their adam's apple."

>>14012430
How did Michael Scott bag this? How did he let this go?

>>14012432
>namefagging
almost as geh as being a tranny
>>14012427
ultra-tranny

>>14012270
She's so smol everything about her is petite and cute, god I wish I knew her irl

>>14012430
>50%
More like 80

>>14012430
It's because he is a tranny

>>14012439
>her

>>14012435
Relationship isn't purely about appearance kiddo

>>14012432
You are n-not my husband, sorry <4

>>14012430
I will be banned any way. M-might as well have some fun <4

>>14012433
T-that doesn't seem to add up with the literal posts in the thread <4 Shoulda asked for a different form of evidence~

>>14012437
Try again~

>>14012439
I'm around 102 pounds right now <4

>>14012441
I'm a /b/tard, triggering you is hilarious <4

Is op really a faggot? OP is always a faggot and this time he is also a tranny

>>14012451
tranny geh

>>14012458
>>14012459
S-sorry, I'm not <4

>>14012451
>b/tard
you don't act very troll tolerance on twitch tho, some dude says he was wanking once in chat and you literally got mad

I don't know what is the most disgusting
Alice is a tranny
Alice putting so much effort trying to convince himself that he is a woman

Your name should be Patricia like in split movie

>>14012470
I m-made a funny comment about that, I w-wasn't mad. lol.

I even said he can do that, but j-just nopt to tell me about it.

>>14012475
Prove I'm transgender <4 Go ahead~
I'll wait.

>>14012469
no, tranny is geh

>>14012478
Prove you are a real woman

>>14012485
Burden of proof l-lies on those making the claim <4 I'm m-merely asserting the null hypothesis.

Try again <4

Good night Alice, it was fun joining a live thread

>>14012492
*kisses cheek and tucks in* S-sleep well, love.

>>14012492
tranny love
>>14012500
refute that

im back and can maybe believe that this alice person is just an extremely autistic, ugly girl who was bullied a lot as a child (probably due to a grotesque physical appearance). i dont see evidence of bulge in any of the 19 videos i reviewed and some of the reactions they had to various jokes from their small assortment of crypto-orbiters were so retarded and over the top it that it reminds me of my super autistic step sister (and women in general, having a poor sense of humor).
i will not be calling alice a tranny faggot anymore (unless evidence to prove trannyhood should arise)

>>14012506
I h-have no clue what that even means.

>>14012509
I d-don't consider myself grotesque, w-wasn't bullied a lot, d-definitely not autistic, but if you f-find me ugly, that's on you not me <4

But glad to hear you changed your mind after seeing evidence <4 Very proud of you~

How did you self convinced yourself so much that you are a woman?

>>14012554
I l-look down and see I have a vagina <4

>>14012519
I don't necessarily believe you are ugly now, your are certainly at a healthy body weight which is not the average for most Americans in what I assume is your age range. I really don't know what you look like besides you own legs, a stomach and are considerably flat chested (which is attractive on european phenotypes and some east asians, so youre in the clear there). Rather I mean that the type of person that would go through the effort to stream to a small handful of people, create a Youtube channel while posting at the intervals that you do and (this is the most important one) create and regularly post under a persona on www.4channel.org is not usually a person that can be defined as socially well adjusted. I'm assuming you were either a military brat, had a discouraging experience in childhood or as I stated before we're simply an ugly duckling who was shunned from other girls and not given any attention by young boys and thus turned to anime, 4chan and other autistic activities.
I'm going to wait a few days, weeks or even months (so its difficult to discern who I am) and begin to track and collect data on you from your internet postings. I have been annoyed by your threads for a while and the mystery of your genitals and now that I have a few months before I can return to the monastery I will devote a small amount of my free time to unraveling this mystery so that these threads can either flourish or die. On behalf of all the normalfags on /b/ who lose one of their FB fap cuck celeb worship gay self exposed furry cub fetish waifu spam threads I swear it.
If you do not want me to proceed with this I will respect your wish but I would appreciate if in return you posted feet with timestamp.

>>14012567

>>14012602
I'm actually underweight, n-not a healthy weight.

Also, you have the time line wrong.
Here's me in 2011; I posted for nearly half a decade as Alice, until Anonymous basically demanded I make a twitch (when it was an up and coming service).

That s-said, I'm....quite well adjusted, and I t-think you are making assumptions or projecting. It s-sounds like if you are annoyed by threads you can easily hide, that w-would indicate a lack of "well adjustment", b-but that also would be highly speculative.

Why is it so hard to understand someone may have a desire to help Anonymous, and the determination to see that goal through?

>>14012618
You are just an attention seeking tranny
You are not here to help

>>14012618
Jeez you really are old, huh? Clearly much older than myself.
The post was satire don't worry about it, silly millennial.

>>14012640
I d-do not want attention, sorry <4
I am here to help Anonymous.

>>14012657
No you are not

>>14012665
I am <4 I've d-done so for nearly a decade now. Here's an example:

>>14011070
missalice94?

I hate this woman but when i think about how much I hate her my face turns red.
Why did you make me into a tsundere Alice?