/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Dough and spreadable meats are not things that I typically have just laying around

>>14009469
Apparently you can't make them either.

>>14009469
> fix'd it
Imagine being such a bitch you have to brag about the simple accomplishment of making your own pizzas. It literally takes 20 minutes and you're just doing the job of some retard high school drop out. Cuck

>>14009469
Someone was proud of this piece of shit enough that they took a picture of it to brag.

>>14009469
Imagine being such a bitch you think making a pizza is a 20 minute process. Yeah your frozen digornio deep dish is a 20 minute pizza. Real dough is a complicated process and optimally is made the day before and slow proofed. The process of actually going from dough ball to cutting the pizza should take you 5 minutes if you're worth a shit, that is stretching, evenly spreading sauce, distribution of toppings and cheese, then tossed into a 900 degree wood fired oven for 2-3 minutes. Sprinkle a finely chopped blend of fresh oregano and basil during the last 30 seconds of cooking if you're a true patrician

>>14009699
>Real dough is a complicated process
You put in the fridge and wait a day.
Lmao

It's really obvious that was made with pre shredded cheese. Absolutely embarrassing

>>14009705
>Not accounting for humidity, atmospheric pressure and ambient temperature during the room temperature proof

Enjoy your bubbles and blown dough, pleb

What about the 2-3 days it can take to cold ferment some decent pizza dough? Seems a bit simplistic to claim it's just a 20 minute process.

>>14009705
The real issues are that once you buy enough good quality cheese (f you can actually find full fat low moisture mozzarella) and toppings to go with it, you've paid as much or more than ordering one plus you need to at the very least invest in a baking steel/stone or some ceramic tiles to make at home oven decent enough for good crust development.

>>14009548
C
>>14009556
U
>>14009653
C
>>14009699
K
>>14009710
No
>>14009723
When you already have it pre made and sitting in your fridge or freezer it literally is. It's as simple as planning ahead.
>>14009725
Retard. Stone and steel are garbage. Cast iron is where it's at. Made a great deep dish yesterday. Also have a nice lodge flat cast iron 14 inch for normal za's. Cope

>>14009469
A bit overcooked and too much crust.

>>14009725
enjoy your cracked broken pizza stone lmao
>wah you paid just as much as if you bought it pre made
who cares poor fag it tastes better and it's rewarding eating your own food
>>14009740
You've never had a real pizza so you're an irrelevant critic
Go eat your papa slop

>>14009740
>overcooked
really? it looks perfectly done to me. could use more toppings to liven it up a bit though

>>14009725
>The real issues are that once you buy.... more than ordering one
Yes anon, that is the point. So you make more pizza.
>at the very least invest in a baking steel/stone or some ceramic tiles
You do like Pizza don't you?
Don't you want good pizza?
What is wrong with you anon.

>>14009737
>Za
Drink lysol

>>14009469
That looks pretty nice. Definitely better than most fast food pizza, maybe on par with a nice restaurant. Can't tell if it's overcooked or if it's just right. How long did you bake and what temp?
>>14009699
>>14009653
Spotted the seething dominos pizza eating fat fucks

>>14009725
"No".
I get a pound of low moisture whole milk mozzarella at winco for like $5. A $3 can of tomatoes makes enough sauce for 4 pizzas. Flour and yeast cost nothing. Toppings like produce or pepperoni cost nothing. A pizza stone is a one time investment. Basically what I'm saying is you slam your head down on an upturned ice pick as hard as you possibly can.

>>14009767
Made me a bit of go za yesterday, it was amazing. Pretty heavy though.
>>14009774
This guy gets it.
>>14009772
I think that one was around 9-10 minutes on 550. I pre heated my cast iron for about 15 mins. Thanks anon
>>14009759
Based and this pilled

>>14009469
looks delicious Imma try making one on saturday I already have the dough I am doing a 3 day cold rise

>>14009469
i would eat it, get some peppers on that bitch and it would be great. always wanted to try my own pizza

>>14009699
>complicated process
>oh no I put my ingredients in a stand mixer and then kneaded the dough with the dough hook for ten minuttes

>five minutes
It'll take longer than five minutes to cook if you don't have a pizza oven, and guess what, even most italians use regular ovens when they make pizza at home.

Not only that, if you actually had a wood fired oven and it took you three minutes to get a pie in an oven you are not skilled. Takes less than a minute to get a margherita in the oven if you are any good.
>shape the dough ball so it can be tossed, 10s
>toss, 10s
>sauce, 5s
>cheese, 10s
>basil and olive oil, 10s

>>14009788
That is a frozen pizza. With Kraft Parmesan shake on.

>>14009791
Thanks lad. What pan are you using?

Good luck. And if you struggle spreading it (I did) use a rolling pin with a bit of flour or cornmeal on it. Wipe off the excess with a damp or wet towel
>>14009796
Give it a shot, it's actually really easy and it's nice knowing I'm not a cuck that has to eat a high school drop out pizza
>>14009802
Nope, all home made

>>14009469
"You can't do what I do so I'm better and your stupid"

Ok retard

keking at all the seething retards ITT that obviously never made a real pizza in their life

your garbage fast food pizza isn't pizza
specifically this one samefag
>>14009802
>>14009740
>>14009653

>>14009807
Thanks for admitting it

>>14009801
>He doesn't have a backyard home built wood fired oven

Why even live

>>14009699
This guy doesn't fuck

>>14009810
>TFW you realize there is a general consensus your pizza sucks

>>14009548
>>14009556
>>14009653
>>14009699
Jews nervous you'll stop paying them for flour and soybean oil with some cheese.

>>14009767
are you going to go on a quest to find him some to drink?

>>14009804
>What pan are you using?
cast iron pan m8

>>14009810
Not only have I made many pizzas, but I'm 233kg of solid muscle, etc.

>>14009737
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>>14009901
Someone was upset about their shitty pizza being dissed on the internet that they had to samefag themselves 4 times.

>>14009469
Someone stole my bottom heating element for my stove I ordered online. I specifically got it to make pizza oddly enough.
Whom ever stole it, I hope they put it to good use. Faggots.

>>14009469
Cheese frisbee with extra carbon. Nice one.

>>14009469
looks ok, a bit too burnt for my liking. would have a slice or two

>>14009469
Looks great, but
>It literally takes 20 minutes
Yeah if you ignore making the dough which is where 99% of the time and effort goes.

I'm convinced the "make your own pizza" fag is just one dude shitting up threads. Your homemade pizza probably tastes like shit, fag. Plus there's no more convenient order in shit than pizza. If you're gonna put in the effort, make something more substantial and interesting than fucking pizza.

>>14010412
It takes me longer than 20 min just to heat a pizza stone

>>14009533

Where do you live that they don't sell flour and meat, Haiti?

>>14010434
The trip to purchase those things would cause the whole enterprise to take significantly longer than 20 minutes.

>>14009469
>20 minutes to make
It takes me 30 minutes to make the sauce. 20 -40 minutes for that to cool. 12 minutes to mix then knead dough. say 5 minutes to roll it out. 14 minutes in oven. That's over an hour and a half!

>>14009469
post recipe. that looks good

>>14010750
Retraso.

That pizza looks fucking disgusting. There was another Anon who made a much better-looking pizza than that Amerburger monstrosity - he had the good taste to use olives and basil, not just slathering some offal on it.

>>14009469
There is a place down the street, probably a 5ish minute walk, that does a 14'inch 1 topping for 9.99. For as infrequent as I get pizza is far worth getting that than baking my own.

>>14010911
cope n seethe.

>>14011438
>starts a shit thread with a fucken attitude
>gets BTFO
>no argument
>c-c-cope a-and seethe... h-heh
lol. faggot. thread hidden.

>>14011477
I know you are but what am I?

>>14011490
Based

>>14010332
You're the same fag
>>14009986
Good choice
>>14010379
Seethe
>>14010400
Wasn't burnt, was crisp and moist
>>14010417
Jealous papa johns fanatic fat ass
>>14010754
Literally nothing special, couple cups of flour, oil, instant yeast, and uh salt and sugar
>>14010911
U mad bro? It was god tier pizza.
>>14011233
Enjoy your garbage pizza cuck
>>14011477
I knew it would rile you up. Cry more

Another god tier godly Zeus pizza here, sauce on top is quite nice actually but I like it either way. This was before I started using a rolling pin so it looks a bit off- but it was still god tier of course.

This was pretty good too, far better than any garbage delivery or take out

>>14009469
Imagine being such a lazy fat fuck you use parchment paper above its temperature limit because you would rather be fat and stupid than spend 10 minutes doing dishes after making pizza for the first time in your life since you can't go to the restaurant and started sweating and shaking from going more than a day without junk food. Just imagine.

Can you give me the recipe? I'd love to know the process.

>>14013240
M8 there are a million fucking recipes for weak oven pizza, the basic process is very simple and standard. Just try it and tweak it to your preferences.

>>14009469
This is pretty sub par. You can improve if you try. I believe in you, even if you are a total faggot.

>>14011199
Looks promising, show us how it turned out after you cooked it

>>14009556
Splendid retort.

>>14009901
Seek help.

I would except every fucking faggot is buying up yeast REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14009469
pizza need a fire wood oven

BOW DOWN to the KING of HOMEMADE PIZZA

>>14015971
>>14016388
Both of these look like shit

>>14016403
a) you're a nigger
b) and I hate you

>>14015971
That really does look good

>>14016388
Crust looks nice. What toppings? Nvm. I d eat about anything on that crust

>>14016436
just ham, cheese and tomato. the edge it a bit thick but it was ok

>>14009469
I don’t have yeast to make a good pizza dough because panic buyers bought up all the yeast

>>14016536
I know that feel. I've been unable to find the little jars of yeast. I've only been able to buy the yeast in condom wrappers.