/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That looks like the worst possible version of that sandwich. So yeah, I'd say there are plenty of better ways.

>>14006032
It’s actually the best

>>14006012
>giant hunk of meat instead of thinly sliced and precisely arranged
Why?

>>14006156
Because giant hunks of tender meat are delicious

>>14006012
>Black Coffee
queer juice
>Corned Beef sandwich with mustard and gherkins
gross oily meat (but mustard and pickles are good condiments)
>Decent Cigar
cancer
shiggy diggy doo

Pastrami > Corned Beef

>>14006181
>oily
Why don’t you actually try it. It’s lean, boiled meat

>>14006012
Why would you ruin a cigar with corned beef and coffee you fat fuck?

What are gherkins? I usually eat my corned beef sandwich with swiss cheese and Coleman's mustard, but I like trying new things.

>>14006181
>corned beef
>oily meat

>>14006181
See kids, this is what is known as a shitpost. Look at it for examples of what not to do, but otherwise pay it no mind.

>>14006012
That's too much meat. The ratio is fucked. If you're still hungry, have another sandwich. But don't ruin the ratio because you're retarded.

>>14006979
You think we're coming away from the age of shitposting? I think this site dropped in quality so much that I wonder who is left. What's your 4chan experience been lately? Honestly, I think this site is absolute, utter trash. I mean, it always has been, but what do you think?

>>14006191
I'd imagine it's more vinegary

>>14006964
Gherkins are tiny pickles. Since op is always a faggot, gherkins are gay now.

>>14007020
Ooooh! Cornichons! Now I understand.

>>14006101
>glowing yellow """mustard"""
Nope, agree with him. It's horrible.

>>14007055
>add turmeric to mustard
>it's no longer mustard
The neo-puritan, motivated not by ideals of religious or moral purity, but rather by idiosynchratic notions of what ought to be, is perhaps the most noxious, toxic individual to violate the general peace of public discourse.

>>14006012
imagine the vinegary shits.

>>14007089
kys

Why would you ever smoke or eat anything at the same time.
>hurr I mean after
Yeah cause that's what I want when I'm full a nasty ass cigar that smells like shit, tastes like shit and gives me cancer. No thanks

>>14007020
>>14007047
a gherkin is just a pickled cucmber, not specifically a tiny one. the ones used in the bagel shop that makes OP's image are actually pretty big.
>>14007055
>thinking american style mustard is actually bad
has to be the most entry level and pleb tier take

seattle pipe club plum pudding blend in a pipe instead of smoking a cigar

>>14007003
Shitposts are as old as the site itself and will never die. Been only posting since 2010; first came here in 2009. Other than the influx of politishit in nearly every board following the 2016 election, most things are the same. Occasional brilliant and funny threads/posts in a sea of shitty mediocrity.

I keep coming here for stuff like this pic

>>14007496
Glad that there are still humans posting, honestly.

>>14006012
corned beef is easy top 5 meats and /ck/ is not ready to accept that fact yet.

>>14007562
Name the other four. Don't mess up.

>>14007496
guy just finished raping some weights and decided to combine the post workout meal with the post workout shit. The only way you can top that is by having that on your home toilet with the post workout shower running.

>>14006012
>"I'm ready to settle down now"

>>14007496
newfag