/ck/ - Food & Cooking

do americans really?

They've been in the meat business for a while.

We've got to start doing better, people.

>>14004705
looks good wanna try

>>14004705
Watch it be better than the pb&j version

>>14004705
Brands don't mean anything when their parents conglomerates can just remarket foods under a different brand,

>>14005395
This is true
But still, it's just weird and unsettling to see

>>14004705
>What do they know about meats?
They know fat, lazy and stupid people will buy them. How many did you buy ?

>>14004705
>Let's ground heart, brains, genitals, lungs and other offal, bake the shit out of it with garlic powder, onion powder, mustard powder, add "cheese" add tomato paste, bake the ever living shit out of it so we won't ever get sued and stuff it in a cookie

>>14004705
terrible packaging. from a distance it makes it look like they're surrounded by chocolate, then you read "taco bites" and the image of taco meat and chocolate makes you subconsciously not like it even before tasting it. gross

>>14006059
you don't put chocolate syrup on your tacos?

If any other company had released these under any other name i would probably try them. But all I can think of when I see Smuckers Uncrustables is the taste of shitty previously frozen bread with pb&j

Are Amerifats finally getting behind meatpies?

>>14004705
i dont wike cwust >:(
so mommy buy me UNWUSTABLES!!!!!!!!

>giant glob of jelly in the center
>peanutbutter is almost pure liquid
>becomes a leaking pile of slop after one bite
Hated that overpriced shit.

>>14006616
Just ate one and literally none of that happened. Don't know how you do it so wrong.

>>14004759
these are pretty good ngl

They probably had all the facilities for it already and said fuck it why not.

Microwaved Uncrustables are a real treat.