/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14003824
You're a big guy

>>14003824
People who have a "signature drink" or will only drink one class of alcoholic beverages are on the same tier as people who are afraid of vegetables or who gag at the smell of cheese.

I drink wine 8 out of 10 times but if I'm in a bar I'll drink what the bar is good at. I hate people who go "eeww, wine bar? don't they have a beer? just give me a good imperial stout, I'm a real man so I only drink sugar beer for babies"

>>14003824
Lads.....

>>14003832
Good. We've taught you well, and you've learned well.

>>14003832
To be fair wine bars are objectively shit. We have a few in New Orleans and they’re overpriced fake classy garbage. And I drop maybe 100$ a week for the wife and I on random drink and bullshit whatever so don’t start with the poor fat shit. I’m not rich but I’ve got money to spend on fun shit

>>14003832
That's a lot of words for "Haha good post"

How does one achieve the tomato complexion?

>>14003849
>be bong with really fair skin
>be fat
>be constantly almost dying from a cohort of cardiovascular diseases
>BP over nine thousand
wa la

>>14003844
>fake classy garbage
I went to new orleans a few years ago expecting sophisticated drinking culture, mixology, meme cocktails like sazeracs on every street corner.

I found flyover land with more humidity and people warning me not to walk 1 block in that direction or I'd be kidnapped and beheaded. The best bar I could find had cocktails roughly on par with my not particularly wonderful neighborhood corner bar in NYC.

Also people in NO think ruth's chris is classy. Let that sink in.

>>14003862
I’ve never once had a probs Len with crime cause I’m an uptown ho but yeah bourbon Street is shit. I go to bourbon maybe twice a year on my way to Frenchman To do swing And smoke with the cool boomers. Uptown is fuckin great if you know where to look and I got lucky

>>14003873
>uptown
I had to google that. We walked there once and I remember it being not as trashy but everything was really far apart. I don't recall seeing a lot of drinking establishments.

>>14003886
The part where I’m at there’s quite a few and most restaurants have a very good bar. I rarely drive anywhere when I go bar hopping

>>14003929
Well it was about 3 years after Katrina so maybe things have changed a bit. You guys still have that street car? That's a national treasure. Don't let the cagers ruin it.

>>14003824
What's the point here? This guy looks like a good guy, and beer is great. I like wine but it's not something I'd have any day, plus it gives me heartburn. Cocktails are not very interesting to me. Beer is great in any situation. Fuck off OP.

>>14003862
makes sense, NO is down there with detroit and baltimore.

>>14003944
He looks like the kind of guy who would start bitching about the pakis and the lebbos and how 5g is spreading coronavirus and I'm no bigot but the fairies should keep their perversion to themselves I don't want to know about it.

I'm sure "he has a big heart" and such but I sure as fuck don't want to drink with him

>>14003824

> Drinking foreign lager in a fancy glass like a poof

>>14003955
you mean hes based?

>>14003955
t. poofter

>>14003824

No thanks bartender, I'd like something with a (relatively) low alcohol content that I can drink for a long period of time while still providing a buzz that's easy on the palate after my day at work. It should also be fairly well priced for the volume of liquid.
Ah yes I know, a pint of drought please!

>>14003955
There are lebbos in the UK?

>>14003988
Your pint, sir.

>>14003994
They're in every country

>>14004028
>>14003994
Btw this is art so no ban pls

>>14004028
>>14004031
Yeah but didn't think there were much.

Why are you dumping art anyway?

>>14003824
He looks like heart disease

>>14003832
> so I only drink sugar beer for babies
yeah real men only drink sugar grape juice for babies

>>14004186
The stuff drank by the average wino has way lower RS than the average craft neckbeard

>>14004216
demonstrably untrue

>>14004219
>literally
>demonstrably
you got any more words you want to abuse to make your point seem more valid?

>imagine not enjoying a wide variety of things

>>14003955
You are unrionically racist.

>>14003955
Nonce detected.

>>14003955
Talk about being judgemental

>>14003955
>I don't know this man. I've never talked to him or know anything about him. But I can tell he's a judgemental bigot racist just by looking at him. So unlike me.

>>14003824
Nottin like a pint o karlin
Go on, get that fuckin down ya

>>14003832
Based, the true alcoholic is adaptable

>>14003824
i want a simple as gf thats as based as this man

>>14003955
he sounds even more based and you are gay

>>14003824
Based Pintman

>>14003849
I'm a doctor, and this is surprisingly accurate: >>14003860

>>14003955
Apart from the 5G thing that's pretty reasonable

>>14004588
It's not much, but it's honest work

>yuros drink beer at room temp because they're too pussy to have a cold one with their climate
Lame

>>14004843
That's just British people tho. Also do you actually think Europe has the same climate in each country?

>>14004850
We need a law to encourage more violence against women

>>14003832
Price ratio for anything not-beer is off the charts in bars/restaurants. One glass of wine cost so much you could probably buy the whole bottle at the supermarket.

>>14004588
Reminder that there is nothing wrong with drinking beer every day

>>14004853
sweep the leg, underrated move

What cocktails do you guys get?

I mainly get beer, rum and coke, red bull vodka or prosecco cos i don't know what to fucking order

>>14004896
There is something wrong with drinking 30 beers every day

>>14004943
>What cocktails do you guys get?

the cumguzzler

>>14004843
>climate
What's that? A mountaineering buddy?
ts ts ts

>>14003860
You forgot about the yearly holiday to Ibiza giving you a nice tomato sunburn that never fades

>>14003951
I found downtown Detroit more pleasant than the tourist bits of NOLA desu.

>>14004850
Danish people as well, they're known for drinking beer at "cellar temperature"

>>14004966
'no'

>>14003862
there's no more cozy bars in nyc

>>14003862
>I went to new orleans a few years ago expecting sophisticated drinking culture, mixology, meme cocktails like sazeracs on every street corner.
When has that ever been a stereotype of New Orleans? People associate it with drunken street parties and decent food.

>>14004393
simple as

>>14004853
Have sex.

the guy looks czech to me

>>14005955
nah people watch angel heart and listen to dr. john and think new orleans is some sort of island of french classiness with a touch of voodoo magic in the middle of flyover country.

>>14004943
>cocktail

Stella or karlin, you don't need more if you hope to walk home

>>14006109
To be fair beer fucks me up more after 7 pints than 10 gin and tonics

Me too

>>14003862
You can’t go to NO from NYC expecting class and sophistication lol where the fuck you thought you was at. Bruh, gtfo out our town and don’t come back. All you tourists are good for is fuckin us over with covid. Stay home Mardi Gras. We hate tourists and if I see you I’ll have a vampire rip you apart

>>14003929
What’s it like in Gentilly. Had an interview for a tech company and wondering buying a home. It seems to be turning around because these properties are fucking amazing.
Would move from Denver after covid

>>14003844
Last New Year's Eve, I stumbled around Richmond, VA obliterated drunk with my gf. By chance we ended up in a wine bar. It was full of single or small groups of 20-something females. I could smell the jealousy. These thots all believe they're cool and fun and dressed up cute but they were alone as fuck on NYE.

There was a live DJ and they had moved the chairs out of the little dining area. My gf and I were the only ones on the dancefloor. At fucking 12:01am on NYE. I did goofy dances and windmilled around like a fucking idiot. The girls just sat there with dumb wine glasses looking around, clearly missing the point but not knowing why/how

Wine bars to me represent the Tinderfication of 2000s romance

>>14003955
>'ate pakis, 'ate lebbos, luv footie, luv pints. Simple as

burgers will just never understand how to do a night at the pub proper. It's hilarious that they have to go during select hours or pay 10 dollars for a bud light plus tip.

>Out on a tuesday grabbing a few after work
>stumbling back home with the mate
>stop by and grab a kebab extra sauce and a large soda
>have a real talk with the mate on the corner before heading home unless a wagon picks us up
>don't even know when I hit the pillow and done
>wake up going to work for the next day
I miss it lads...

>>14006092
that was actually my first guess. thought that might be a Kozel glass. Doesn't look like it though.

>>14003955
you seem like the kind of guy that is going to have to wear diapers in a few years

>>14004588
>thirty pints
>14 liters
holy shit pintmen are another breed

>>14004943
crown and coke
simple as'

You've seen nothing

>>14006637

He's actually going to burst at some point

>>14003824
Fuckin bang on, Bazza.
Now let's watch the footy and complain about our families and colleagues

>>14003955
There's literally nothing wrong with that.
Go outside and meet some people you fucking poof

>>14003828
For you

>>14004853
fuck off shortarse

>>14003955

kill yourself

>>14004896
the image of that man begs to differ

>>14003955
>"he has a big heart"
High blood pressure can do that

>>14005412

Hey man I'm just going to tack on 6000 calories of pure carbs onto my normal diet every day.

Ok cool see you when I'm dead in three years.

>>14005403
but that's how you should drink good beer, slightly chilled...
ice-cold is only good for trashy cheap beer

>>14003824
looks like a nonce

>>14003955
Actually he's a charity worker who lost weight because he was being bullied.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3173218/Man-wore-XXXXXXXL-clothes-sheds-EIGHTEEN-STONE-told-fat-work.html

>>14003832
you sound very insecure lmao

>>14003994
no
(yes there are some lebanese people, but not significant amounts grouped together to the extent that they have a reputation in Britain. If you said lebbo 90%+ of people wouldn't know what you meant).

>>14004882
399% markup for beer, or 402% markup for not beer? Hmm...

If the ratio matters that much you're drinking out too much

>>14008448
>399% markup for beer, or 402% markup for not beer

More like 300% for beer and 600% for wine.

>>14008385
Damn, he's even handsome

>>14008385
>stone
What's that in real units?

>>14008557
~6KG

>>14003824
i'll have a pint and a cocktail you guys are pussies

>>14008458
Redeemed Derek.

>>14003824
based

>>14003832
>le varietyfag
I only drink beer and whiskey, I only eat chicken parmys when I go out to eat. Simple as. Wine is shit.

>>14004843
First of all that's Britain, and only with Ale
Second, room temperature there on average means around 8-10°c, so it's slightly chilled but not freezing cold

>>14003824
C'mon then lads c'mon...

Yeah fuck em lads fuckem rock'em yeah get knouck out m8

*hands you a freshly draught 500 ml glass of lager*
*teleports behind you*
*pours you a 50 ml shot of slivovice that's been buried in the ground for 18 years*
*teleports in front of you*
heh, cheers, chlapče

>>14008458
>>14008385
basaDO
He's lost the high BP look as well

>>14003849
Beer garden tan

>>14003844
5 BROTHERS AND 3 IN THEIR TEENS
GOTTA FIND THE MAN WHO KILLED THEIR PA IN NEW ORLEANS

>>14009323
I just realized thats not the song or album lol. Same artist though

>>14003832
poofter

>>14003955
>He looks like the kind of guy who would start bitching about the pakis and the lebbos and how 5g is spreading coronavirus and I'm no bigot but the fairies should keep their perversion to themselves I don't want to know about it.
very, very based. you sound like a woggy poofta

>>14003955
A lot of prejudice coming from someone who claims to hate bigots.

>>14008795
>simple as
Simple as what though

>>14008580
What’s that in real units?

>>14004943
old fashioned or sazerac

soy desu baka senpai

>>14008937

This literally happened to me in Prague, first time I went lel. Just me and my mate went for a few days, drank ourselves daft. One night we were aiming for Cross Club I think, and just ended up in some random bar all night, playing table football with the locals and having a laugh. The bar staff joined us drinking and started handing out Plum brandy shots. It was all a bit too much for my mate and he fell asleep.

I had a few more beers and 3 shots, and the last one absolutely fucked me. I accidentally burped or something and because it's so vaporous it basically went up my nose, through my tear ducts and I could feel my hair follicles like they were on fire. I immediately rushed to the toilet and started projectile vomiting all over the one toilet the bar had, fortunately my mate somehow noticed. We crept out of the back entrance without saying goodbye and my mate had to walk me back to the hotel through the rainy streets as my eyes had completely swollen and blurred over.

Good lads and had a good laugh though lel

>>14003997
topkek

>>14004430
Yes.

>>14004943
If I'm at a nicer restaurant or cocktail lounge I'll do an Old-Fashioned or a Manhattan normally, but if I'm at my usual haunts (dives or sports bars) and it's busy I'm more of a beer and whiskey neat kind of guy.

>>14006143
It’s fine. Oriental market and Vietnamese food is cash. It’s on the rise but kinda bland still

>>14008448
Missed the point. A tap of regular beer is 3 bucks or so, craft beer maybe 5. A glass of wine (which is probably a 5 oz pour) is usually at least 9, double or triple for a "good" name wine. No point in buying wine out at bars/restaurants.

>>14004943
I like to get bloody marys followed by a white russian, rinse and repeat. Ive got a surprisingly lot of cunts looking at me weird.

>>14004943

>>14012094
probably because they are expecting you to puke

>>14003955
You sound like a filthy little labourite tranny. Based norf man upsets you too much.

>>14004588
>ywn be renowned for your ability to put away pints
why live

>>14003824
Haha that looks like the guy who fucked me and my friends as a kid and made us eat cum.