/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13996783
>Buy some of the best beef on the planet
>Deep fry it, for some reason

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>>13996799
I'll not be satisfied in life until I smash one of these whilst smashed.

>>13996817
There are better choices when drunk, from all over the world!

>>13996783
Literally just deep fried fatty beef on bread.

>>13996854
If you want to be needlessly reductionist you can make anything sound stupid.

>>13996783
>Japanese Milk Bread

>>13996824
Ah, to travel the world drinking and eating after hours street food.

>>13996862

Whatever that gravy shit is, its not peanut butter.

>>13996899
Have you never warmed up peanut butter?

>>13996769
This is a gag, right? There's no way this is an accurate representation of their eating practices, right?

>>13996758
How the hell are you supposed to drink this?

>>13996758
>drink looks okay
>probably way too fucking sweet, but okay
>instead of just pouring the beer in you gotta have the bottle dangling out so that you have to either slurp at it or drink it through the fucking cookie straw until the liquid level is low enough to pull the empty out or it falls and spills beer everywhere
>then dump a bunch of fruit and candy in it just for good measure

I hate how food and drink have become a circus of retardation.

>>13997223
I tried to write "what a fat pig" and all that came out was "fat a fat fat"
That's how fat that pig is

>>13997244
If I do this with a frying pan, will it work?

>>13997247
Did Ja/ck/ finally stopped using his "male" rings?

>>13996824
When I was in Germany the drunk food we got Doner.

>>13996824

>>13997331
I love how people can get Jack and Kay confused.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dMVxqynlg

>>13996824
what the fuck germany

>>13996824
>Iran
>Drunk food
I thought alcohol was haram.

>>13997354
Not the anon you're replying to, but I'll be dammed if those Kekab are not delicious as shit and a perfect drunk, or even normal, food.
>Be me and get Kebab place as they were closing
>They don't want to make one as they are closing, I understand but tell them
>The one time Turks are becoming like Germans it fucks me over
>Wouldn't serve me then
>Next time I go there dude recognize me and makes me a super special Donner Kebab and my then gf got impressed
>I miss Germany

>>13996824
Based Czechs

>>13997390
>implying people will just stop drinking alcohol when it's banned

Didn't you learn about Prohibition in school

>>13997344
Thanks for straighting me out anon, this lady is nothing but soul.
Also, is Jack still doing his thing? I left off after he was getting movement to his arm post stroke.

>>13996890
Literally my goal in life.

>>13996824

Grew up in the Maritimes and it's big dirty donairs all the way. Fuck, I miss 'em.

>>13997436
>In 2017, 5.7% of the adult population were found to have consumed alcohol in the previous year
With Iran being a Muslim majority country, so little of the people actually drink alcohol. So it's weird to establish a country as having a drunk food when only about 5 percent of the population are drinkers.

>>13997458
Where do you think those statistics come from?? Surveys. Do you think people will just admit to doing something illegal for a random surveyor on the phone? 5.7% is just the people who were honest/dumb enough not to lie about it.

>>13997175
I mean they do shit in the streets and wipe their asses with their hands man, would it really be that supervising if they are disgusting eaters as well?

>>13997244
Who the fuck subscribes to these types of channels? I sort of understand vidya and some other crap for children, but who the fuck keeps watching these ludicrous cooking channels? They have millions of views.

>>13997450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2j0ElqjG7Q
His arm still doesn't work

>>13997223
I swear to god I hate this timeline with a passion.

>>13997244
I unironically love Little Caesars and even I think this looks like shit

>>13997458
Our company (russian) did business with some Iranian companies last year.
You can get alcohol and weed delivered to your doorsteps 24/7. Tinder is also pretty strong and open.
Iranians are more concerned with public decency than with degeneracy. Outside of a minority of real fanatics no one will care how degenerate you are if you keep it private. It's when you show it, or try to speak how this is normal, than you will have your ass handed to you.

>>13997289
big if true

>>13996799
Everytime I see this I get infuriated by the way the cunt put the Doritos with care as If theres art in what shes doing.

>>13996799
WTF did I just watch????

>>13996824
>Drunk
>Iran
I've got some news for you about Iran.

>>13996862
It helps no one to be reductive

>>13998028
t. doesn't know anything about Iran

You know sandniggers even make their own moonshine right?

>>13997244
Fake and gay

>>13996824
Ireland is so on brand

>>13997480
People who talk about timelines are part of the problem.

>>13996758
>SAL

>>13996824
The BR is most likely only in Bahia. Never heard of anyone eating acaraje when drunk.

>>13998100
nowhere in ireland serves that late enough for drunk people to get it.
Whoever made that article got lied to

>>13997472
why does he shave his nonfunctioning arm
also why does it look so glossy

>>13998328
Extreme nerve damage will do that to you. It's amazing that stroke didn't fuck up his speech.

>>13998588
The nerve damage is in his brain, though, not his arm.

>>13997297
mmmm salmon flavored coffee

>>13998606
so why does he shave his arm?

>>13996824
How the fuck do these manage to be so inaccurate?

>>13996774
I'm tired of egg fort man. I only come every once in a while and he's always there.

>>13996799
Nasty

>>13998812
Maybe the hairloss is from poor circulation caused by the fat retard just letting it hang like that all the the time.

>>13996817
Drunk streetfood is not good.

I used to eat those 1.000 and 3.000 pesos hot dog and hamburgers here in Bogota.

Los Toxiperros...

They're not good, but everyone loves that shit.

>>13996862
That shit looks too nasty and uber sweet

>>13997223
Supposedly it's to reduce waste.

But the reality is that it's for dummies who cannot disconnect from their phones for two seconds.

It looks incredibly uncomfortable. The actors using it look uncomfortable eating. Slippage of your phone directly to your meal will probably be common.

Once the tools are dirty and there's no washroom your're fucked.

What zoomer bought this?

>>13996796
Forreal, this is some fuckin retarded ass shit.

>>13997289
This is some content farm shit

>>13997297
This is a good way to make a steak for my weekly whore. I usually buy fast food or junk, but now I can make a steak, even from within my motel room!

And while I'm fucking her, I can leave cookies baking in the car. Nice!

>>13998950
GIVE!

>>13997227
This was immensely satisfying to watch.

What are those half moon shaped things filled with chocolate and custard?

>>13997244
Why would you want that? Looks like a dumpsterfire

>>13998950
Mmmm, gutter oil soaked pastries

>>13998869
Yeah but more importantly how does he get out

after drawing 1-1 with /tg/ on saturday we take to the pitch again in the 4CC against /m/ on friday at ~21:40 UTC

>>13996758
I fucking hate mexican modern food. You guys did it right 100 years ago, stop selling chips covered in 15 different kinds of sauces and random mixed liquids you call drinks.

>>13998869
He's always... manning the fort.

>>13996824
>Iran
>drunk
the Mullah will decide your fate in the name of Allah (pbuh)

>>13997199
It is one of the signs of our decline.

Look it up, Rome had the same things going on during its decline.

>>13997500
>Outside of a minority of real fanatics no one will care how degenerate you are if you keep it private. It's when you show it, or try to speak how this is normal, than you will have your ass handed to you


You mean like how the USA used to be?

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>>13996824
This is the saddest snd stupidest ramen I have ever seen in my entire life.

>>14000313
based baggot glubb

>>13996824
BuzzFeed
Sure dawg

>>13997457
Something something thunderdome something something fight

>>13998628
Lesbian anime chocolate sticks

>>13997178
>>13997199
Goddamn pussy gringos.

>>13997457
is Julian in the parking lot drunk on swish dancing with a dirty dog?

>>13996783
That doesn't look like whale to me.

>>13996824
The English one is completely fake absolutely nowhere uses fucking yanky cheese sauce, abomination only yanks could believe this crap.

>>14000799
Presentation is bad, but you can't deny the appeal of a styrofoam carton of cheesy chips on a night out

>>13996824

>>14000878

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>>14000881

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>>14000881
>>14000885

>>13997244
I'm not they guy to put other people down on their efforts. But, this doesn't look good.

>>13997277
This needs more chocolate

>>13999657
/ck/ player models always get me

>>14000811
Pretty sure these are mostly bullshit.

>>14001107
my dad works for Fries and he says its mostyl true

From China

>>13997175

Worked in an indian restaurant all throughout college.

The untouchable-caste dishrunner ate curry with his hands. Never saw anyone else do it.

>>13996824
why do people eat fastfood after parties and bars close instead of like fucking some girl?

>>13996758
They really just can't help themselves, can they?

>>13996783
I want to punch that bitch in the face very hard.

>>14001330
Lol, puts the bottles aside for later refill with their knock off shit tier hooch. Fucking hell.

Also.

>>14001316

>>13996899
Go warm up some peanut butter and report back. That's an order anon.

>>14001437
Or they could just be recycling

>>13997244
>Check out this neat recipe guys ahah
>First you take a paperclip a-
And that's when you know for sure you can walk away.

>>14001464
It's Mexico and it's a tourist bait place. There is a 99% chance they are ripping you off as hard as possible.

>>14000414
>all that fucking sugar
Jesus fucking Christ that would be revoltingly sweet

>>13997223
Because i need to save 1.9999999999 seconds

>>13997303
as retarded as the entire premise is, the end result is pretty cool

>>13997175
yeah its a gag. the way they eat is a lot dirtier and smellier without hand washing as well.

>>14000050
those a carnival like street foods. You wouldn't consider deep fried butter part of American cuisine would you?

>>14001974
he ate those kids didnt he, that's why they cant find the bodies?

>>13999657
is there any way to view all the models in this game used for the [redacted due to spam filter]?

>>14002256
lol, i wasnt sure why it was flagged as spam, but this certainly worked. is [4chan] [Cup] a no-no phrase?

>>14000300
goddamn. i like to add so many ingredients its always a huge mess, i never considered using a bread bowl. cutting it into quarters seems to defeat the practical purpose, though

>>13996783
Why does he cut through the sandwich like it's a serated knife by sawing at it?

>>14001499
seriously, the ketchup alone is already probably too sweet

>>14001315
Who the fuck typed this post? A 13 year old? You can do both you know anyway.

>>13996758
>corona
gross, this beer taste awful

>>13996783
>serves three sandwiches per day
>$85 each
>NYC
this restaurant already broke

>>14002492

>>14002557

>>14000414
what the fuck is this shit, chicken candy?

>>14002027
he ate even the bones

>>14002605
candy you said?

>>13996774
Egg?

>>14002669

>>14001974
I fucking hate this prick.

>>14002027
Bingo, and his is the face of death.

>>14002694
Kay cooking is more appetizing than this monstrosity.

>>13997318
There's something about this one that makes me so sad. The old Christmas hat and the miserable look on his face when he's handed the food are too much.

>>14002256
depends on your willingness and ability to either dig through old comtent or use PES yourself.

there is no full gallery of previously used ingame models, but you can always dig through the old VODs. links related is where you can find those.
>http://archive.klaxa.eu/
>https://bootleg.hamuko.moe/

you could otherwise do the extra dedicated way of installling PES and downloading aesthtic exports and importing them to look at the models ingame yourself.

If youa re that dedicated you might aswell join up the /ck/ management team.

and yes 4CC is a spam filtered word

>>14000414
If you're willing to sin against god that much it seems bitchmode to bake it instead of battering it the fuck up and deepfrying it

>>14002914
>>14002909
>>14002903
wonder how many times they've woken up to themselves already shitting the bed

>>14002694
>boiled eggs
wait a seco-
>sausages

japan NO

>>14002027
Sauce on that allegations tho, kinda interested if this faggot is really tracking children

>>14001330
at this point wont it be cheaper to just buy bigger bottles of squirt?

>>13996796
Why do am*ricans act like beef is a limited resource while burning oil like it grows on trees

>>13998166
this, Irish people just eat chips, burgers and kebabs like most other places in yurop

>>13998166
You say that as though Ireland only drinks at night

>>14003654
champ is only ever eaten at dinner in a restaurant and even then its mostly farmers. majority of people opt for something greasy when drinking, fish n chips, burgers, curry chips pizza, chinese etc

>>14003158
>>14002815
it's more or less just a timpano

>>13997244
how tf did he remove egg shells so smoothly?

>>14002848
nice to see a sensible person here m8

>>13998950
all this skill for such a flavourless meal

>>13997289
>>13997297
Which channel?

>>13998950
I love those like you wouldn't believe

>>14000414
guy from The Office screaming no repeatedly.webm

>>14002867
what a gimik

>>13997289
Where is the video about how to make a quick portable toilet out of the trunk of your car after you eat the raw cookie dough you left on your dashboard for an hour?

>>13996824
>poutine

>>13996824
This must be intentionally wrong, right anon? right?

>>14006027
u mad

>>14001721
based

>>14003680
>le alcoholic meme
my fucking sides

these threads make me nauseous. The only thing even remotely good was the coq au vin
>>14000332 >>14000326

>>13997264
i got really angry when i saw the motor oil

>>14002462
>eating kebab then fucking afterwards
nasty nigga. I know why girls think dudes are so nasty because of shit like this

>>13997223
Only one person actually manages to get food in their mouth.

>>14002655
My teeth hurt from watching this

>>13996774
the guy in the foreground just housing eggs is my favorite part of this

>>14001471
It's fucking tito's and 7-up retard, it's not like they're using premium shit

>>14002996
hot

>>13997344
It's funny seeing these on youtube but imagine how many actually do shit like this while not recording themselves, imagine all the families that have to suffer through horribly unhealthy and disgusting food simply because the ones responsible never bothered to learn how to cook.

>>13998628
God, I'm so lonely

>>14000300
Why do this with bread and not just make your own dough to wrap the ingredients?

>>13999657
occasional reminder that this is tomorrow

tune in

>>13998869
He's there because he can't get out without breaking the eggs

>>14008190
what time should mutts tune in

>>13996783
>But here's why it's worth the price tag...
>Doesn't show why it's worth the price tag
Incredible.

>>13997289
you could just cook the pizza for 10 minutes in the oven, like the box says

>>14008195
pic related

always calcultae +/-30 minutes as you can never know how fast a matchday actually goes

>>14002903
Do american's really?

>>14006084
That's recepie is like black facing the Vietnamese culture. Fucking disgusting vegans.

>>14008460
Once in my previous shared house we didn't have an oven. I got baked as shit before going to the supermarket one day and bought two oven pizza's like an idiot.

I used a pan upside down on another pan (because we didn't have pan lids either) and it worked fine.

>>14009249
been there, live in a shitty apartment so i have to go to the park at night to blaze, when i walk past the convenience store i always pick up all kinds of weird shit because my weed brain thinks i can whip up something good with it

>>14006084
I don't get the appeal of this. Rice paper tastes like nothing, it doesn't add anything to raw veggies and fruit, it looks extremely impractical to eat as it won't keep together the filling. Why not simply dip the fruit and veggies into the dips as they are, or make a salad and then add the dip as a dressing? I don't get it.

>>13996758
is nectar de mango just mango juice?

>>14009449
Jugo = juice
Nectar suggests that it has more pulp and less water. Aka it's "concentrated." As all jews should be.

>>13996774
Goddamn that egg sandwich he made looks like shit

>>13996824
Who made this food? Some of these I've never eaten before but I know that the person that made these dishes can't cook because the food looks bland as fuck

>>13997264
Fun Fact, Blossom is unironically a hidden front for Russian Disinformation and info ops. Everything on the account is fake and it's all ran through shells from Russian money. Unfortunately I can't remember the name of the shell company that runs all these.

>>13997223
i mean, the dirtiest thing most of the time is a cellphone

>>13997318
What did they even give him
What is this

>>13996824
What kind of autist puts broccoli on a ramen?

>>13996824
i have never seen or even heard of the one supposedly from my country, lol

>>13996890

Can recommend one it becomes an option again.

My friends and I still talk about the incredible kebabs we got at 3am in Bulgaria a few years ago.

Getting trashed and sitting on Haeundae beach with a load of dumplings, beer and Soju was another highlight.

>>14009883
If you're Brazilian, apparently it's only popular in one northern state. Brazilians always seething on /int/ when they see that webm.

>>14006084
what the fuck is this abhorrent trash

>>14002694
Wait a second. That's not Japanese lasagna. That's just an Il Timpano.

>>14009950
You had me up until the Cheetos and Nacho Cheese.

>>14010272
But that's what makes it Flamin' Hot.

tomorrow
/ck/ vs /m/ 21:40 utc

>>14010329
>fast food autism
love it can't wait

>>13997333
>>13996824
>>13997392
German here and can confirm that Döner is the Nr. 1 food here drunk or sober. You can't even get Currywurst in the south, or very rarely. I bet whoever made that video only went to a place like Berlin but even there the Döner tops all the other fast food by miles in terms of sales.

>>14009693
Yea. Commercials usually don't use real food at all. There's people who specialize in delicious looking replicas made out of foam and silicon

>>14010433
Nothing is real

>>14010436
god that looks fun. autistically I would be self conscience striking poses and fight invisible people

>>14010484
That's why not everyone is cut out to be an actor

>>13996862
Do Americans really do this?

>>13997289
the egg one is actually pretty neat but I don't get the other ones

>>14010503
No wonder modern films are awful.

>>14010348

>>14000414
fucking weak, mozzarella sticks are fried not baked.

>>14010666
fuck off Satan

>>14002492
>>14002557
>>14002566
>mostly shitty meme food
>mostly NY and CA
doing a big fucking think about all this, also.
>skyline
why can't Ohio ever be note worthy without that slop?

>>13997289

>>14002679
what's the rough calorie estimate on one of these bad boys

>>14011352
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>>14010503
>they cgi basic shit
just close off the fucking street

>>13997289
I recognize that emoji crap in the corner. That channel is known for content farm lies.

>>13997223
Anyone I see with this will be bullied

>>13996824
No one in Germany puts curry powder on the mayo.
The curry sauce is also premade, not just curry dumped onto ketchup.

>>14002027
He wut?

>>13998048
kek

>>14002943
based kinoshita-chan

>>14010541
>sydney AUS
appears no

>>13996796
that's what i'm thinking too - wouldn't the best use of this $100/lb steak be.. steak?

>>13999657
this is tonight
thats 23:40 CEST
>>14008465
for american timezones

look out for a matchthread

>>14001437
i think they want the deposits

>>14010937
I was expecting a jack edit, but that still got a chuckle out of me

>>14012350
Look at that face and tell me he didn't do it.

>>13997289
>"frozen" pizza
>crust bends as it goes into the pan

>>13997247
Is that oil even hot??

>>14000300
I thought shooter's sandwiches weren't a fad anymore?

>>13996824
I can confirm bullshit on 3 of those

>>13997244
should have stopped at the bowl with the sausage strips.
and added some oil&Vinegar onions pickles and some spices and he had a actually delicious German dish.

>>13997289
just get a Egg-Boiler every German household has one. mine says made in West-Germany
>tfw they still make the exact model.

>>14002943
how the fuck

>>14013956
how does he keep getting away with it?

>>13997223
JUST USE A PHUCKING REGULAR PHORK WHILE YOU EAT AND LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, OR BETTER YET, JUST EAT YOUR PHUCKING FOOT WITHOUT LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE GOT DAMN

>>14001974
God fuck this faggot, he's fucking disgusting to look at.

>>14014300
>PHUCKING

Are you Amish or something?

>>13997297
fucking dumbass dance at the end i want to kill that woman

>>14014312
this is worse than any jack webm I've ever seen

>>13997289
>with this one secret cheat you can make cooking frozen pizza easy!
what the fuck? why dont you just put it in the fucking oven faggots its literally one step
jesus christ i hate this shit

>>14013956
those are the eyes of an unhinged man

>>14014312
No im just making fun of the stupid fucking phone puns they're using

>>14002694
>penne
rigantoni

also that looks like SHIT

does anyone have that egg curry webm?

>>14014440

>>14002903
Azu: disgusting pig
Yuka: wife

The Matchday is about to start, stream an be found here

/ck/ plays /m/ in the last game of the day at ~21:40 UTC
keep your eyes open for a matchthread if you are interested.
stream can be found here
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>>14015062
drawing closer

>>13997223
fuck this gay earth

>>14002470
shit taste

>>14002903
Why is there always a facecam in every nip show?

>>14000300
>no mustard

>>13996824
*blocks your path*

>>14001974
I feel like punching this faggot everytime, and I don't know why.
Does anybody know why he is so annoying?

>>14015414
I'm on cy right now and it's /tg/ v /o/

What am I doing wrong?

>>14016320
they are behind schedule
we are next match

>>14016117

>>14016335
Thanks, I realized that way too late.

>>14014312
this is the most horrible webm i've ever seen in these threads
and i'd like to punch whoever made this in the tits

>>14015258
okay you got me. What is it? I will stick my dick in it.

>>14016715
So you'd like to beet him up?

>>14000300
>chill this dense object for 5 hours and then reheat it for 20 minutes.

>>14001330
what am i seeing? are the green bottles sprite and the white bottles booze? bc that's the only way im thinking you survive drinking that.

also what country bc i need to go

>>14001471
is this mexico? they are becomming more american than americans lmao

these things are pretty fucking great, need to see if the place is still doing take out orders.

>>14017059
Mexico has always been fatter and more disgusting.

>>14016831

>>13997223
im gonna have a boomer moment

>>13997223
>>14001684
Can save more time by staying off of social media for 5 minutes while you eat. It's fucking rude to have a phone at the table. If you need to take an important call, do it outside or in a private room. If someone pulled that shit with me I'd up and leave.

>>14010081
peace out im gay lol

shit didn't go our way yesterday, but we are still win and in vs /o/ tomorrow

>>14018691

>>13997223
>made to decrease disposable utensil usage
OR YOU COULD JUST USE METAL CUTLERY LIKE CIVILISED BEINGS

>>13997289
If you guys aren't aware of Ann Reardon, check her out. This vid is a very interesting look into who's behind videos like this shit. Her and her husband are absolutely based aunty-and-uncle-tier wholesome and informative content creators.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvqa8dsBtno

>>14000300
>those fucking Kraft slices
>again
Is there a law preventing burgerfriends from using cheese? Are you legally obliged to use Kraft slices whenever a recipe calls for cheese?

>>14019093
They use bags of pre-grated cheddar too

>>14001128
Where did you get this weebum of me being hungover from?

>>14001953
Why would he just give away this dangerously potent advice for free?

>>13996862
the flood of peanut butter over the cast iron pan

>>14002943
>tfw you will never be her toilet

>>13997244
god fucking damned

>>14001953
damn i gotta try that

>>14002655
this is actually well executed for what it is.

>>14002669
>>14002679

as soon as i saw the scoops of corn go on i knew this was gonna be some mexicanos shit

>>14006084
after watching this do you STILL think women should be allowed to vote?

>>14010436
my god this is retarded looking. That's actually what redditors get excited about watching?

>>14020216
Did you really need a behind the scenes cg clip to realize that superhero movies are for children and autists?

>>13997472
I want to be choked out by ja/ck/'s single working ogre arm

>>14000300
Why vegetable oil and not olive oil?