/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>I'm the ooooone who had your babies

>>13989700
very nice. I hope to see many before and after memes

>>13989700
are you the anon who posted this? if so, glad you improved the lattice, looks decent.

>>13989821
I am.

Thanks. I'm working on it. Surprisingly all the beating I got for that pie helped me.

>>13989835
hope it also taught you a lesson that posting a first time cooking thing on a public message board specializing in mongolian macaroni crafts isn't that great of an idea.

Anyways, glad you improved. What will you try next after pies, though?

>>13989857
>don’t post unless you’re already an expert
>don’t do it even if you need help to improve

This is your underage brain on /o/

>>13989872
not saying in anyway that constructive criticism is bad. Just saying don't open yourself up to abuse unless you're ready to handle in regards to cooking.

There's a reason so many chefs are assholes.

>>13989857
Posting it was exactly what made me evolve.

I've posted some other things here, already. Bread, malfatti, baked chicken thighs, some churrasco, etc.

>>13989983
You need to work on your writing skills then, because you previous message implied another thing

>>13989857
shut the fuck up pussy bitch

>>13990258
post the others, I may have missed those. Pies and pizzas are pretty easy to mess up though, so pretty normal that the pie got criticism. Guess be more cautious what you post on here but at least it helped you improve.

>I only post for praise
NGMI

>>13990274
233lbs pure muscle. I dont like your odds boy, but youre more than welcome to try

>>13990293
Try to "pwn" me again and see how quickly you get banned, idiot.

>>13990293
post body

>>13990307
I've already bribed the jannies with pictures of my cock and pure charisma. You dont want any part of this

>>13989700
Yes. How much of your blood is in that pie?

>>13989700
loved that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Eah_EGiDc

>>13990351
a little, considering I've cut my hand the other day.

>>13990280
nigga, you ain't a judge on Master Chef.

>>13989700
>>13989821

>>13989835
Yeah but you defended your fuck up at the time like a retarded faggot. For that you are not forgiven.

>>13990483
I did, because I was proud of that pie, believe it or not. But I slept on it, and came to my senses.

>>13990500
I understand you are reaching out into the void to grasp some form of connection but I urge you to stop being so pathetic about it.

How do you go from pic related to this >>13989700?

>>13990538
What kinda red blooded american buys a volkswagen? Goddamn queer

>>13990538
Also this

>>13990548
Not the kind that grew up and realized that Honda and Toyota was better.

>>13990548
The OP

>>13990548
this, i'm a euro and i would get a hellcat or a vette in his place.

>>13990553
No this

>>13990570
Oof

>>13990563
OP BTFO

>>13990563
That's not me. I don't live in the US of A.

>>13990563
Kek

>>13990596
Yeah, yeah...we already saw you, no need to lie NOW

>>13990596
>makes a signature American dish
>I’M NOT AMERICAN!

>>13990500
And that's why you will be remembered as a fat retarded faggot forever.

>>13990538
>5G
>Volkswagen
>automatic
>Wallmart

I want to puke

>>13990563
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>>13990618
Okay. Fuck all of you. Youve seen the jawline now. Think you can handle this?

>>13990618
I made banana pie, not apple.

>>13989700
Good job this time. 10/10 would mönch.

>>13990627
>bald
>soy beard
>glasses
Genetic deadend

>>13990563
oh nononononono

>>13990629
Who said anything? Are you on drugs?

Quit it OP, there’s nothing to be ashamed of, you have a nice car and you clearly are a pie connoisseur.

Embrace the living meme status.

>>13990563
Kinda sexy desu. Op you single gayboy?

>>13990563
Kek no wonder he acts like a mad little bitch. Fucking faggot.

>>13990712
Looks good.

>>13990610
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>>13990659
is that zfg?

>>13990751
you portuguese faggot
>>13990757
yes

>>13990739
Is a response to:
>>13990751
from former post
>>13990712

>>13990751
I like your beard. Do the crust crumbs sometimes get stuck in it?

>>13990761
why do you have so many creepy pictures of zfg?

>>13990767
why do you care?

>>13990779
i guess i was just curious. Seems like an unusual choice.

>>13990712
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>13990792
I salute your photoshop skills

So? Is this the end?
I improved my cake and nobody bats an eye, unlike the last time...

>>13991295
What more do you want?

>>13989700
what's the filling?

>>13990563
>dead, soulless eyes

>>13990751
Its the 27th today

>>13991295
It looks good, i would eat it.