/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13975637

>>13975637
jej

>>13975637
Imagine if we (well me) were just like pigs, bread for our flesh to be eaten, by some alien race or higher human. And as they are more advanced than us, it's easiest to keep us happy with a simulation, making us think we're in a comfortable life. Then, when we're "ready", we'd be woken up at a random time in our life, to be fed to those higher creatures. That'd be hot, haha.

>>13975804
This is why people stay vegan because of carnist fetishes

>>13975804
That's pretty much what's already going on with the global elite

https://youtu.be/Hr1_fj1UqT8
pig castration

>>13975994
more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2oBzk5V9qM

Anyone besides me stocking up for the pork collapse? Already 30% of the United States pork processing capacity is shut down due to covid concerns of staff. The supply chain of this product is continuous meaning pork farmers are currently culling their livestock and dumping them into holes. Ive already purchased 9 lbs of bacon and 15 lbs of sausage which should last me through the rest of this disruption. Rip pigglets.

>>13976016
grow up your own pigs

>>13976016
i dont think it will collapse, but it will get more expensive

>>13976024
Wait for the mainstream media to get to the story. Remember the same things gonna happen to pork links. Meanwhile I'll be enjoying my blts I bought at the store on sale 50% on sale.

>>13975637

>>13976024
>>13976066
Coronavirus originates from animal products, if that helps

>>13976107
Imagine being a vegan and still getting infected despite never eating delicious meat. That would be frustrating.

>>13976221
Anyway, as I was saying, that's why animal product production might be slowed,because of livestock diseases

>>13975804
have you ever seen the Matrix?

>>13976239
Yeah, but just imagine, right now at the current time, getting a carnist disease and having a frail, malnourished body unable to fight it off. Like all your work and moral posturing was for nothing. Do you even know how mad you'd be at everything?

>>13975637
Piggeh made for love

>>13975994
>>13976001
rip

>>13975804
what if?

bump

>>13975994
>>13976001
I actually helped a neighbor castrate his boar like 1-2 years ago.

>>13976024
>pork
>expensive

Doubt it. Most of the reason people even buy it is because it's cheap.

>>13975994
>>13976001
We should castrate the humans who do this and hunt the poor piggly wigglies for their meat. Good thing boar has parasites and other ickies that ruin your colon.

>>13980335
In third world countries maybe

>>13980338
So America and Europe then.

>>13980395
Bring it on, Cheez Wiz.

>>13980395
No just our colonies

>>13975804
imagine this being true but you were a pacifist vegan your entire life lmao

Top lel fren

>>13975804
Haha that would be so weird, right? I'm so glad humanity is 100% free and totally isn't being farmed by superior beings.

t. demiurge

>>13980791
but farmed for what I must know

>>13976249
Every simulation idea isn't synonyms with the matrix, and humans as a food source makes far more sense than being a fucking battery

i have a bonrless leg of lamb. how do i cook it in a castiron with lid. kinda a dutch oven.

>>13975994
This kills the pig.

>>13975804
When super AI is here, we will be the pigs

>>13976016
all meat processing will face disruptions in the next 3-6 months. Anyone who knows anything has bought a meat freezer and loaded it.

granted, you're not gonna fuckin starve if you live in america but you wont be able to grill this summer.

>>13975637
I took my daughter to work in an abattoir in 2009 because she wouldn't stop masturbating in class when she was 11. I made her kill 6 piglets with a hammer. They screamed so loudly. I achieved orgasm right as the last piglet stopped breathing.

I am addicted to the screams of pink pigs and also computer duster.

>>13975984

>>13975804

>>13975804
haha...

>>13975804
Isn't there an anime about this?

>>13983164
there's gantz manga which comes pretty close to it

Bred for BBC

>>13981848
amazing image, can relate

>>13983250
Yes, that's the joke. Congratulations on almost getting it, you dumb fuck.

>>13975637
sensible chuckle

>>13983364
>Yes, that's the joke. Congratulations on almost getting it, you dumb fuck.

>>13983364
god i wish that was me

>>13975994
>>13976001
Based

>>13981415
This. A slaughterhouse worker died of Coronavirus expect meat to be in decline.

>>13975637
Tok pep

>>13983250
ahhahah oh now i get it lol thanks