/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13982617
Your horsetail thread is still on the first page, dum dum.

>>13982621
I was hoping to get all three threads in the catalogue but the daal one died. rip.

bran flakes for maximum health

accidentally too much water

not to worry, we will add more flour

add flour until you can form a lump

knead it

reply to this post with "sleep tight baby dough" and you will be blessed with extremely good luck this weekend

we'll use coconut flour to dust our surface because running low on plain flour

>>13982719
knead with qt twink hand

spring onions

chop chop

I love you spring onion!
>I love you too op!

get your oral/enteral feed syringe

>>13982838
insert butter

>>13982630
>I was hoping to get all three threads in the catalogue
....why?

>>13982841
nigger what the fuck

butter injection device prepped

>>13982843
idk spamming the board seems fun

get a rolling glass and roll out the dough as thin as possible. no need to worry about tears

>>13982864
you can also stretch the dough with your hands to make it extra paperthin

lube up

>>13982882
roll. this will give your paratha their flaky layers

realise you forgot the spring onions. oops

>>13982888
not to worry, we have 3 more

>>13982890
do not forget the spring onions this time /ck/

also what should I write in my next 2 parathas?

uwu

>>13982904
perkele >:( stupid phone

Are you homosexual? Serious question

>>13982917

ran out of onions so let's add a little cheese

>>13982938
Then you deserves to be beheaded and incinerated

>>13982974
meany

oh I forgot to post this. this is how thin you want it

I opened up the first paratha to add some cheese.

I FUCKED UP

>>13983075
DO NOT OVER ROL YOUR PARATHAS LIKE I HAVE

>>13983079
lost layers and fluffiness ;n;

heat pan

ideally your paratha should be thicker than this ;n;

rip. no fluffy layers. at the time I wasn't entirely sure if it was because it's too flat or if there wasn't enough filling in the plain one to lift it up

>>13983107
so I fried up the cheese and onion one too and it was just as disappointing ; ;

heat up some daal

at least the char is good

microwave flattened the curry

serve with yogurt and paratha

wa la ;n;

I'll re-layer and thicken thw other two when I eat them

Dear retard,

I responded to your previous thread and already called out your mental retardation.

Here are a few things you did wrong because you're a retard.

1) You don't freestyle recipes of bread with random ingredients. The reason bread has certain very measured and precise ingredients is because it doesn't fucking turn out good.

2) What you have done is created shortbread. By adding cheese like a retard you have added too much fat to the mixture and created a crumbly mess.

Please stop posting these retarded jacks cooking threads and go fucking learn how to cook. It's not hard, literally youtube and fucking stick to recipes instead of pretending you're a master cause you did it once and 'freestyle' your fucking ingredients.

Also this is not your blog so fuck off back to red dit.

>>13983314
Also,

To make fucking paratha you need to work the fucking dough until the gluten streches. It's basically like strudel dough, you fucking slap it against the fucking table til it stops fucking sticking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta7hiBF6olE

>>13983332
see at 1min

This crucial step is known as KNEADING which is what makes your fucking dough bread dough and not cookie or biscuit dough.

>>13982617
Where are you from OP?

>>13983109
What a fucking abortion wew lad

>>13982684
Sleep tight baby dough
Loving your threads, OPie <3

>>13983314
bro have you never had a filled paratha? you can fill them with whatever you like.

>The reason bread has certain very measured and precise ingredients is because it doesn't fucking turn out good.
kek. do you even know the difference between leavened and unleavened bread?

>>13983314
>What you have done is created shortbread
your not having any idea what you're talking about is showing. for non-lazy parathas you're actually suppose to rub the fat into the flour just like shortbread before kneading. extra fat is sandwiched into the layers. the mistake I actually made was that I essentially over-rolled my puff pastry and lost my layers. the cheese and butter isn't "mixed in" they're suppose to sit in the layers (which I know I lost)

>>13983332
what did you think I was doing here >>13982678 and here >>13982739? how do you think I got enough gluten to develop so it stretched translucent thin >>13983065?

>>13983908
good tiding to you and yours <3

bump

Weren't you going to make Chapati? Is Chapati off the table??

>>13982617
What do people call you OP?

>>13983061
Dont listen to this bully, im sure you are an adorable twink and the kind that would wake me up with breakfast in bed after hooking up (* ^ ω ^)

Good threads opie, ignore the h8ers. Hope it tasted good.

>>13984901
yeah I decided to do paratha instead, but maybe it's fate because these parathas taste more like chapattis...

>>13984909
>fuckshit lame ass fag (the first person to name me)
>retard
>faggot
>butter lamb anon <3
idk I feel like a need a less generic name so I can better namefag

>>13984947
I'll wake you up after hooking up to have my (you)-flavoured protein shake breakfast if you know what I know uwu

>>13985020
ily too anon

op, you are good, and fun, and if i knew you had killed a man i would keep your secret.

>>13985395
homie you making me tear up