/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13976914
slimy boipussi

>>13976914
crab legs and watermelon

nothing you neaderthal

>>13976914
I've been eating literally all of my meals in bed for the past month.

crispbread and spaghettio's straight out the can

>>13976936
>eating knäckebröd in bed
enjoy sharp breadcrumbs everywhere when you're trying to sleep

>>13976914
Imagine the smell.

>>13976914
I dunno. Been eating a lot of tinned stuff like Spam and smoked oysters in bed lately.
>>13976929
>implying anyone has reached this point really cares anymore

>>13976914
when I eat laying down I get a tummy ache

>>13976914
a case of White Castle sliders with a large bag of their onion chips

>>13976914
do americans really

>>13976914
I have seen a lot of gore and other fun stuff in my lifetime but this has to be one of the most disgusting images I have ever seen. I fucking hate spaghetti and women and the thought of a woman eating spaghetti in my bed literally made me wretch.

>>13977005
I'm sorry to hear that friendo

>>13977031
>>>/r9k/

>>13977031
>I have seen a lot of gore and other fun stuff in my lifetime but this has to be one of the most disgusting images I have ever seen. I fucking hate spaghetti and women and the thought of a woman eating spaghetti in my bed literally made me wretch.

A bullet.

>>13977031
Someone should make a movie or short or something about an anon who's so backwards and fucked up he can browse beheadings and pedo shit with no problem but can't handle women or spaghetti. Him getting ptsd from walking down the suburban street seeing females and italian restaurants. The end can be him finally finding freedom and relief when he moves to some isis shit hole with daily beheading and child rape is just another part of the daily routine.

>>13976914
That pic made me the horniest I've ever been

>>13977056
>AAAAAA, NOT THE BOILED STRANDS OF EXTRUDED PASTA! I'M GOING INSANE!!!!! SAVE ME, ISLAM!

>>13977056
>>13977069
got a moderate giggle from me dog

>>13977056
Wahabism is legit based tho

>>13977056
The spaghetti itself isn't the issue, it's that it's clearly prepared in the American dish just called "spaghetti" which is basically a disgustingly sweet spaghetti bolognese. I hate it, and I hate the idea of eating in bed, and I hate that disgusting looking woman.

>>13976914
This picture enrages me.

chowder. no crumbs

>>13977031
Based

>>13977005
This really needs the bottom clear portion to be clear over Pepe too

Why is this crack head looking bitch so ugly?

>>13976914
>Spaghetti
>Light colored Sheets

Why

>>13976914
Steamed clams and corn on the cob.

>>13976914

>>13977349
This is really unsettling for some reason. 100 times creepier than any eyes bleeding spooky ghost.

>>13976914
I'm gonna nominate cheese souffle, it holds it's shape and doesn't leave residue. It come's in one big solid chunk that you can spoon away at, it's also delicious and filling as well as healthy. You really can't go wrong with a cheese souffle in any situation, but especially in bed.

>>13976914
ice cream, hands down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DO NOT FUCKING EAT IN MY BED
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>13977082
We will meet you soon in syria brother, enshallah.

>>13976914
>I was seeing this girl.
>After a while we were out and kinda tipsy, she invited me back to stay at hers and told me her house was empty.
> On the walk home I mentioned I'd been drinking and skipped dinner, so we stopped at a bakery and I got a lamb pie. She got a cookie or some shit.
>we were talking and i got distracted and didn't eat.
>went back to hers and had sex
>after she rolled over and grabbed my pie off the bedside table
>She broke up with me like a month later as soon as I started to feel attached
>goddam pie stealing bitch, didn't even give good head.

>>13976914
nothing, you eat nothing in bed because its gross.

>>13977380
>>13977386
Calm down, druid.

>>13976917
Based

>>13977082
>the American dish just called spaghetti
What? Maybe it’s just cause my grandparents are from Italy, but I’ve never had some sweet pasta dish like you’re talking about just called “spaghetti”

>>13977460
yeah, try canned spaghetti some time. It's pretty fucking gross.

>>13977325
It is and his name is Apu

>>13977360
Have you viewed the whole scene, or movie? It's called Gummo

>>13977460
Go ask any Am*rican boomer to make you some spaghetti. He/she will overcook ground beef in a pan then add it to some simmering jarred sauce along with a cup of sugar and maybe some worchestershire if he/she is feeling particularly braindead. It's disgusting and being forced to eat it made me think that I just didn't like pasta as a child because I thought all pasta was that disgusting.

>>13977441
I can't relax, I'm a Druid, do you have any idea how many trees got knocked over today, you fucking people

>>13977640
Maybe you should try killing yourself

my god she is so beautiful.

>>13976914
What kind of loser doesn't eat noodles with chopsticks?

>>13976914
who is this OP? she purty

>>13977349
>>13977360
I literally just watched this movie for the first time today and this scene was more uncomfortable than any horror movie could hope to be

>>13977854
https://twitter.com/HAIMtheband/status/1253395665029222400?s=20

Reverse image search next time

>>13977934
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>>13977444
>>13977441

>Food in bed
Ask me how I know you're fat and have crumbs all over your sheets

>>13977941
Here's your (You)

sub-20 BMI because I eat high carb like every thin population

>>13977947
Post your stomach fat FUCK
No civilized man eats in bed. Have fun in Muttmerica.

>>13977951
I never said I eat in bed. I posted about a movie. I often eat on my futon sofa in front of my desk. Is that twink you?

>>13977973
>Twink
I could kill your dog in a single punch to the forehead. Literally turn your wifes brain inside out with a blow

>>13977974
(You)

>>13977976
>Too scared as fuck to even reply
Lmao id fuck you up you little kid

>>13977979
yes, please, daddy

>>13977951
Eliot roggers look alike

Las abomination

>>13978007
Elliot was a yum-yum but also a dum-dum

>>13976914
>eating in bed
no

>>13977640
You are an enormous faggot.

>>13977951
You look like a bottom.

>>13977463
What's the name of the one that has a squished face? I want to know so I can find more.

the 'za

>>13977951
>mutt calling people a mutt

>>13976935
Stop doing that.

>>13976935
>>13978500
I've been doing it for years. It's literally the comfiest. And why would I change, to appeal to some idiotic cultural custom? I'll eat laying down if I want

>>13978507
because I said so

>>13978487
she does not look cute at all

>>13978567
it's supposed to look vulgar and provocative

>>13976914
none, gtfo from bed and eat on a table like a normal person!

>>13978567
>1 giant slice
>tiny box

>>13978745
it's a metaphor

>>13978487

This is only ever hot if you imagine she has a hard science undergraduate or something, and is a respectable enough person that trying to be sexy by eating pizza in bed is a joke to her as well.

>>13978761
>it's a metaphor

>>13978804
hmm

>>13978797
idk that sounds even more cringe than if she was just an air-headed thot
undergrads are cringe in general

>>13978844

If she had more than an undergraduate, she'd look older. Obviously she would still be in school working on something more impressive than just an undergrad.

If she's just an airheaded thot than she's just some greasy dumb slab of ass who fails to be appalled by her own indecency. Don't even want to touch that.

eating in bed just seems unnatural. it is grossly wrong behavior that points to an unfit mind.

>>13978862
you're a literal pleb

>>13978871
case in point

>>13976914
sub sandwiches

>>13976914
>you dont

anyone who actually eats meals in bed needs to do some serious re thinking

>>13976914
arsenic

>>13977842
It's not noodles you fucktard, that's called spaghetti

>>13978745
>>tiny box
I'm guessing her box ain't too tiny anymore.

>>13978887

anyone else wanna suckle on the skin tag under the arm pit in op's picture?

>>13977077
>Wahabism is legit based tho
Fuck off kike nobody's buying what you're selling.

>>13979260

>>13978487
That butthole is a bit too close to that food for my comfort.
I'd probably have to slap that cunt.

>>13976914
nature valley granola bars

>>13976914
hide thread

>>13979274

if done it before
occasionally youll get a lil juice from it

>>13979231
spaghetti comes in noodles

>>13977951
would suck

>>13978835
rekshi berru, lol. Japs have such a neanderthal sounding language.

peanut butter (with a spoon)

>>13979365
Who the hell eats spaghetti with chop sticks

pussy a la queen. served hot with special sauce.

>>13979851
I do

>>13977951
/fit/ pls go

>>13977431
>>>/r9k/

>>13977951
>1579927479874.jpg

>>13979982
What kind of subhuman insect are you that you would disrespect the awe and grander that is spaghetti, with your filthy soulless sticks. I bet you pierce the meatballs with your sticks, like Tyron pierces your boipussy. You make me sick.

>>13980550
Remember when you could trace the Facebook account a photo was downloaded from by the number in the filename? Good times. So much doxxing.

>>13976914
God damn I would love to have her jam that fork in my arsehole and beat me up.

>>13976914
clever of him to cover his adams apple with spaghetti
but the hands give it away

Easily.

>Designed for your hands, so no problem with needing a flat surface.
>Eat it in a paper wrapper so no spill.
>self contained meal, no need for fries or anything but burger and water.

>>13980757
I wonder how fucked in the head you have to be to think about interracial porn at every moment

>>13976914
macaulay culkin has a better hairline

>>13977941
>i know you eat in bed
>ask me how i know you have food residue in your bed
anon can not into smart