/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13977893
do:
onion
garlic
buffalo mozz
sauce
basil
parmesan
roasted broccoli
red peppers

don't:
most meats
olives
anything Scandinavia makes
pineapple and ham
ranch

>>13977900
>most meats

>>13977900
Broccoli does not belong anywhere near a pizza. Pineapple and ranch are two of the biggest "don'ts" for me

>>13977893
CHICKEN

FUCK OFF WITH CHICKEN, THAT IS SHIET

>>13977914

The secret is you gotta do a little pre-cooking with the chicken before you throw it on the dough and put it in the oven. Comes out perfect every time if you do that.

>>13977905
>NOOOO YOU CANT HECKING EAT SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD NOO! NOT THE RANCHERINO PIZZARINO!

>>13977926
>putting raw chicken pieces on a pizza
Please to me you don't do that?

>>13977926
I know, but I just don't like chicken as a topping in general. dried meat goes much better in pizza.

>>13977933
>Reading comprehension

>>13977933
>>putting raw chicken pieces on a pizza
On a cooking board and doesn't know what pre-cooking is? Duh.

There should be more seafood pizzas

>>13977950
disgusting, the only thing on the sea worth a damn is shrimp, I would not give a damn if all the oceans went dry.

>>13977893
Eggs and ‘murican cheese

>>13977963

>>13977963
is this coconut?

>>13977970
are you retarded?

>>13977984
who the fucks put cheese on the border?

>>13978002
>border

I unironically want you to kill yourself

>>13978010
Did you just shart yourself, nerd?

No bbq or breakfast pizzas.

Got to try the Tsundere Pizza while in Japan last year. It opened my eyes to the "Single Topping Extreme" kind of pizza and I now love it.

You can put whatever you want on a pizza, but one per pie and a lot of it

>>13977900
Holy based. I agree with everything except olives. Though I add...

Do...
Chillies
Anchovies
Oregano
Sundried tomato
Flickers of balsamic
Non soggy shrooms
Smoke the pizza (highly recommend)

Don't...
Dumb ass cheeses
Dumb ass peppers that aren't hot
Dumb ass sauces
Soggy shrooms
Majority of fish unless the pizza is specialised
Pineapple again for emphasis

>>13978042
>Holy based
>soijack.jpg

Ham, fried onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, and cheese

>>13977961
>I would not give a damn if I died of thirst
who taught this retard to post on 4chan?

>>13978076
>ocean
>thirst
lol

This is the perfect pizza

>>13978073
nice casserole

>>13977893
What are you a toddler? Whatever you want on your pizza belongs on it.

>>13977914
>doesn’t enjoy delicious bbq chicken pizza

>>13978039
That looks strangely tasty

>>13977893

>yes
SAUSAGE
PARMESAN
ham
anchovies
mushrooms
olives
pepperoni
peppers (red or green)
jalapeño
onions
sauce
cheese
spinach
basil
mozzerlla
artichoke

>meme (but delcious)
steak
bacon

>NO
chicken
broccoli
pineapple
ranch
egg
anything else not listed

> yes, i do pronounce it jalapeño

>>13978475
oh I forget to list tomato in the yes section

>>13978514
it's called autocorrect you dumbass. loan words should are generally spelt as taken from their original language

>>13977900
>do:
>onion
Fine
>garlic
Fine
>buffalo mozz
Buffalo anything is pig disgusting.
>sauce
Fine
>basil
Fine
>parmesan
Fine
>roasted broccoli
Gross dude.
>red peppers
Fine
>don't:
>most meats
Twink
>olives
Fuck you
>anything Scandinavia makes
Indeed
>pineapple and ham
One of the best pizzas except pepperoni is better because salty. The mistake is too much pineapple. You only want maybe 2 pieces per slice, depending on the size of the slice.
>ranch
Agreed. You make the chicken bacon pizza without sauce and then dip in cool ranch.

>>13977961
White clam sauce pizza is the fucking bomb.

>>13977963
Take an exit bag to Hell.

>>13978475
pizza with eggs is based and redpilled

>>13978523
>Buffalo anything is pig disgusting.

based flyover retard

>>13977893
>do
Tomato, parm, mozz, basil
Bbq, chicken , scallions
Pepperoni
Mushroom
Onions
Small spicy peppers

>don’t
Runny egg
Truffle oil
Salami
Ranch
Garlic or onion powder

>>13977929
i thought it was a meme, but you americans really cant eat anything without ranch huh?

>>13977893
Belongs:
>Cheese(Fior De Lait or Buffalo Mozzarella as the base, Parm or Pecorino as a garnish)
>Tomato Sauce(No sugar, no dried herbs)
>Meats incl Anchovies(only one kind though per pie, and pepperoni is pleb tier)
>Veg(don't overdo it, and pick something flavourful like olives or sun-dried tomatoes or pepperoncini)
>Olive oil

Doesn't
>Other Sauces, including ranch
>Pineapple
>Cheddar
>Mushrooms
>Bell Peppers
>Ground Beef
>Chicken Breast

Pineapple overwhelms any bite it's in. It's also way too sweet given that a properly cooked pizza will roast the sauce(if you are struggling to get enough sweetness from your sauce cook it down beforehand)

>What doesn't belong on a Pizza?
Chicken
Pineapple

>>13977893
>what belongs?
Tomatoes, no contest

>what doesn’t?
Broccoli

>>13977900
>buffalo on pizza
t. retarded americuck

>>13978967
Italians do it all the time. I'm not aemtican and I do it too, it's great

>>13978553
>do bbq
What a pig

>>13978560
This anon knows

Consider this
pickles on pizza

>>13979432
Consider this
You are retarded

>>13977893
Shred your goddamn pepperoni, you'll thank me later.

>>13979476
don't chuck it till ya fuck it

>>13977900
>Don't
>pineapple and ham

You take that back!

>>13978406
Needs chilli peppers.

>>13977900
>olives

Found thw tastelet

>>13979633
>what is pizza capricciosa?
Uncultured swine

Cream peas and bacon

I think the only thing that I don't enjoy on pizzas are seafood meats. I've never really had a seafood pizza that I've enjoyed. Maybe it's the quality and location. Maybe it's the smell and texture combo that doesn't work for me. I don't know. I feel like I'd prefer to eat the seafood alone rather than waste it on a pie.

>>13979432
>warm pickles

>>13977963
the fuck is this thing?

>>13977893
My favorite one is ham, shrimp, garlic, white asparagus, green olives
When I'm hungover I like anything with anchovies.

>>13977893
belongs:
cheese (but especially mozzarella)
tomatoes
carmalized onion
peppers
sausage
chicken
olives
beef
lettuce on certain pizzas
bacon
ranch
mushrooms
even, pineapple, if done right and not just raw on the top of the pizza
garlic


doesn't belong-

avocado
ham
eggs
crab meat
shrimp

fresh mozzarella pizzas without added basil are also shitty

>yes

whatever the fuck you want, who argues over this meaningless crap?

Some type of deli meat and cheese.

Anything else is fucking heresy.

You know what we don't talk enough about? Stuffed Crust. Now that stuffed crust is a thing, the idea that you serve NON-stuffed crust pizza is disgusting.

ALWAYS STUFF THE CRUST

whats the actual reason people hate ham and pineapple pizza? are they tastelets? surely they enjoy ham and pineapple off pizza, if you eat meat then you obviously will eat ham (religious choices aside) and if you eat fruit then you surely enjoy pineapple so whats the reason?

>>13982375
I hate pineapple in all its forms and wish it would go extinct.

Ham is alright, I can stand it, but won't order it on a pizza for myself.

>>13978423
this is pizza

>>13978967
buffalo mozzarella is way better than cow mozzarella
t. not an american

You fucks are serious faggots looking for justifucation on pizza toppings, you faggots should all get a room and butt fuck each other.

>>13982375
It's literally just memes. There is a reason that almost all pizza places around the world have some sort of variation of ham and pineapple pizza on their menu - people like it.

>>13982735
Using the term "memes" is the reason why these things happen. Deal with it.

>>13982735
This is nothing to do with pinapple and ham on pizza, it's to do with assholes using "memes" and not knowing that they're being stupid and nobody in their right life cares about their cartoon "meme" created by focus group faggots.

>>13982744
What the fuck are you on about?

>>13982754
Gimmie some "memes" since that's you're all about.

whats the deal pizza purists
I mean come on, bread tomato and cheese?
is it supposed to be an appetiser?
wheres the flavour? wheres the filling?

>>13978560
>mushrooms
>dont belong in italian food
plebian

You can put almost everything on except fruits/meat

>>13977893
none of that dumb gay basil shit

>>13983052
Fuck off, Basil is top tier

>>13983889
there's like 2 leaves on that pizza. either it's good or it isn't. I'm guessing I know which since they used it so sparingly. everyone always just puts it on as a garnish

hahaha this nibba eating beans pizza

>>13983889
>He thinks basil is not a meme
Gets taste fag

>>13977893
cheese

feet

Pizza Diavola (with spicy spianata) is the best pizza ever made fight me.

Only possible extra ingredients:

>porcini mushrooms on oil
>gorgonzola/taleggio

I’m eating pic related right now

>>13977893
>What belongs on Pizza?
My tastebuds
>What doesn't belong on a Pizza?
Your tastebuds

Pizza Diavola (with spicy spianata) is the best pizza ever made fight me.

Only possible extra ingredients:

>porcini mushrooms on oil
>gorgonzola/taleggio

I’m eating pic related right now

Pizza Diavola (with spicy spianata) is the best pizza ever made fight me.

Only possible extra ingredients:

>porcini mushrooms on oil
>gorgonzola/taleggio

I’m eating pic related right now

>>13979698
>What are reading skills.

Check the comment I was replying to. That tastelet faggot says olives don't belong on pizza (which they do).

Step back pizza-fags, For I bring you despair.

>>13984164
Pig disgusting

Belongs:
> mozzarella
> anchovies
> garlic
> basil
> tomato
> sausage
> parmesan
> mushrooms
> capers
> bell peppers
> shelllfish
> arugola

Don't belongs:
> Americans

>>13984164
Oh god, don't make me dump my folder from this place

>>13977900
>don't
>olives

>>13984886
Unironically based post

>>13985189

>anything can be on pizza if you're brave enough faggots

>>13978042
Cooking those shrooms (with a pinch of salt of course) before putting on the pizza will pull out a lot of the water that causes your sogginess.