/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13975477
Uh, everything is shutdown

>>13975652
All fast food and big chains are still open for drive thru and carryout in my area.

>>13975477
Every now and again, I'll go out and grab 5 burgers each from McDonald's, Wendy's, and Culver's. When I arrive back to the house, I'll unwrap them all as I toss them in the bathroom sink. Using a strong kneading motion, I'll break them all down into a singular glob. From there, I proceed to cram the concoction into my asshole, handful by handful. I'll keep it there all day while I go to work, too.

>>13975477
>What are some food challenges

Try these.

The Push away challenge
>Competitor is presented with low quality foods high in fat, sugars and salts and pushes that shit away into the garbage.
>Points accumulated by the amount of garbage food competitor pushes away

The eat your own food challenge
>competitor is required to prepare and eat their own foods and drinks for 90 days
>points awarded for quality

The caloric deficit challenge
>competitor prepares a meal plan placeing them into caloric deficit
>points awarded for pounds lost over a 120 day period

>>13975669
Based anal devourer

>>13975690
I take steroids and am never above 12% bodyfat. I can have a fucking cheat day.

Sixty second happy meal is always a classic.

The rules are easy, eat a whole cheeseburger happy meal in sixty seconds.

The hardest part is the toy

>>13975477
try the bull semen from girlfriend's pussy challenge.

>>13975708
Sounds like the push away challenge is your best bet then.

Giant bowl of cereal challenge.
Two medium pizza challange.
10 cheeseburger challenge.
A whole cake challenge.

Tips: Make sure you've got cups of water or beverage of choice to drink. Soda will make you burp, so non-carbonated is ideal. Have a trash can near by. Just because you shove all those burgers down into your gut, doesn't guarantee they'll stay in there. Puke can and does happen. Also, please don't choke. People die from stupid shit like this and you don't want your loved ones standing over your casket asking how you died. Use your phone to time yourself and post results.

>>13975716
Based and plasticpilled

>>13975708
The fact that you call it a cheat day tells me you have a complicated relationship with food and may do well with some therapy.

You could do the popular on Twitter "Could you eat all of this in 90 minutes for $3,500.00" challenge.

>>13976327
>(((twitter))) encouraging people to eat shit
>people do it
Social media is pure fucking cancer, as can be clearly demonstrated by the OBVIOUS FUCKING MARKETING PLOY being described in this cancerous post above.

FUCK processed fast food trash, and FUCK (((twitter)))

>>13976365
autism

>>13976389
>whiteknighting for (((social media))) and garbage food
Who could it be?

>>13975477
10 Patty Big Mac. Each additional patty costs a single cheeseburger.
Do that with 50 nuggies and a dessert.

>>13975477
>eating challenges
Here's a fucking challenge for you, how about you go 365 days treating food like a fuel, rather than an entertainment, you douchebag.

>>13977048
fucking this holy shit

Onion Boy Challenge
eat a raw 1lb onion in 5 mins

>>13976439
I hate social media just as much as you, but you’re a retard. Imagine being so insecure with your fragile beliefs that anytime it’s challenged you immediately feel the need to dismiss the opposing belief as part of an organized effort to silence you. Either come up with some actual evidence to support your whiny claims or stop posting your pseudo-political conspiritard shit on cooking boards, you big baby.

>>13975477
eat a big bowl of salad

>>13975708
>I take steroids
Thanks for confirming you're retarded. Pro-tip: steroids won't stop you from being a manlet.

>>13975477
Start with something like: full mcdonalds menu -challenge

>>13977058
No Prob
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FnC8xGGEPRM

>>13977058
Serious question, I have been wanting to break a record for fastest time to eat a raw onion, and don’t know where to find the proper information as far as recent records of it.. do you know where I could find out? Guinness isn’t very updated..

>>13977060
>still whiteknighting for (((social media)))

>>13977060
is that the best you can do, fucking pathetic

>>13977048
You live to eat.

>>13977427