/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13960845
You should have lost some god damn weight.

>>13960845
Sue them. Fuck these minimum wagies trying to tell us kings how to live our lives. The meek shall never inherit the earth. Fuck wagies and fuck jannies. I am a king

>"Oh good idea, I'll get a medium too"

>>13960871
Back on the treadmill fattie

>>13960871
shut the fuck up fatty and go lose some weight
remember wagies spit in your food if they find something to dislike

>>13960876
>>13960877
Get fucked wagies. I’m 190, lean. None of my fights left the 2nd round excluding my last when I fought while injured, mate. You wouldn’t stand a chance on your feet, and you’d better be a damn good wrestler, because I’ve also got a bit of ground game.

>>13960881
Let's see you outwrestle my 9mm, faggot

>>13960881
Post body with timestamp larping fatman

>>13960886
Bitch ass cant even take an ass whooping no more without pullin out muh gun. Get fucked lanky ass faggot
>>13960890
Too many leafs shitpost. Image posting has been rangebanned for me. Trust me when i say this though.. you do not want to come across me

>>13960881
What did you fight, your way out of bed? lol

>>13960881
oooh you sound like a manlet if you're praising 190 to be "lean"
or you're a woman
>pick one

>>13960903
>Trust me when i say this though.. you do not want to come across me
yeah but its cause you're an insecure whiny faggot, not cause you're tuff and dangerous.

>>13960903
The only reason no one wanna cross your path is because you gonna block it like a damn snorlax, i mean if a waggie can shit-talk your fatass that means you arent a threat to them.

>>13960871
how can you be a king when all I have to do to get away from you is walk briskly in any direction

smeljthe

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>>13960916
Step up, nigger lovers. Ill take on all three of you at once. A fucking walk in the park for me. For you, not so fun

>>13960876
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>>13960931
based and redpilled

>>13960871
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>>13960933
cringe and bluepilled fattie nigger

>>13960933
>A fucking walk in the park
As if you have ever had one

>>13960933
>calling people nigger lovers when you're CLEARLY a nigger yourself
dubs proves you're a double nigger

>>13960938
>As if you have ever had one
Like the number of women you've touched?

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>>13960942
Now your starting to agitate me. Meet me somewhere. Let me steamroll you bitch asses. Im gunna enjoy my doritos tonight

You can SMELL the sexual tension.

>>13960985
>trying this hard
The only thing getting steamrolled is your ASS.
by your homosex lover of course.

>>13960985
Steamroll is a good choice of words for your fatass, the last time someone want to fight a stranger on 4chan he lost.

>>13961011
What is this? An image for ants?

>>13961018
>too old so you say it's for ants instead of realizing you need glasses at 50

>>13960985
The only time you can get agitated is during an earthquake, fatass

>>13961018
Scaling for manletts

>>13961022
>>13961011
based dubs

>>13961006
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>>13961022
I have 3 jannies on my payroll. If you wont meet me than its best to watch what you say.

>>13960845
How can anyone "imply" you're fat when you're fat?

>>13961035
You also have 20 pizza rolls in the fridge, what about them

>>13961035
You can meet me in Schwarzenbach/Saale we Germans serve food that is in your Calorie-grade Lardass.

>>13960874
lol

>>13961035
Paying the jannies for tranny cock nudes doesn't mean they're on your payroll

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>>13961064
You were warned. See you in a month

>>13961106
Yes, we won’t definitely fail to see you, even at a distance

>>13960845
Look him in the eye and say "oh is it cheaper to get two mediums instead?"

>>13960845
What you should have done is write on the receipt "I bet you wanted a large tip but I we have small ones too ;^) "

>>13961106
Try harder fag, goddamn you're pathetic.

why does /fit/ have a /fat/ thread but /ck/ doesn't?

>>13961135
It has a /fatpeoplehate/ thread which is the same thing.

>>13960876
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>>13961127
Enjoy the ban. Yall need to learn how to behave.

>>13961135
Because mocking fat ppl here would be like mocking steroid users on /fit/

They go mutually hand in hand.

Eg. When fatties aren't on /ck/, we're searching pictures of food on the Instagram search feature. This board is a platform for us addicts.

>>13961135
because it belongs on /fit/, being fat is not food or cooking

>>13961200
fast """food""" isn't food or cooking either.

being fat is 95% what you eat, so it makes more sense to be on /ck/ than on /fit/
>>13961197
/fit/ posters aren't ashamed of being on roids. we have a general for it and everything
>>>/fit/fraud

>>13961228
fast food is food. being fat is not food. I understand that you're being retarded on purpose, but for some reason I feel compelled to point this out anyway.

>>13961239
just because people eat it doesn't make it food. people eat shit but shit isn't food.

If they said this in a sit down restaurant, you should tell them to fuck off, leave, and write a scathing review on yelp. If they do it for delivery, just say "well, I actually have friends to share it with."

>>13960862
FPBP

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>>13960845
fuck that cunt waiter

>>13960862
this
https://youtu.be/R5UXi9ptxY0

>>13960845
Lose weight, fatass.

>>13960845
>"i want 1kg of icecream"
>"you gonna eat it here or..."
>"i'll take it home...t-thanks"

Just because im fat she was thinking i would eat 1kg of ice cream by myself when it was for a birthday.

>>13961127
I've already bribed the jannies with pictures of my cock and pure charisma. Don't you wish you had the power of melanin, lil man? I'll be there, alone, and waiting to stomp your dick in. Don't keep me waiting.

>>13960845
Stop caring about what some wagie thinks and enjoy your pizza

>>13960862
Lmfao

>>13960845
you have two options.
>>13961121
stiff them on the tip for being stupid cunts, or if you are feeling particularly petty complain to the manager and get your meal comped.

>>13960845
Based waiter. Lose weight you fat pig

>>13960845
dont listen to these hosers. what you should've done was look her in the eyes, pat your crotch suggestively, and say "i got a medium for you right here, you nasty little whore."

>>13961228
We should unironically be allowed to shoot these people on sight.

>>13960845
should've asked if the medium would help you talk to your deceased grandpa

>>13960845
Order an XL next time. Side of ranch and blu cheese

>>13962268
i am going to steal your melanin with a styringe and give it to a poor african boy so he can become double black

>>13960881
Is this pasta already?

>>13960845
>am fat
>what should I have done

should've gotten a salad instead