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What was the best birthday cake you ever had?

>> No.13953044

>>13953033
>white people
I am also white

>> No.13953057
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never seen this .wbm before. this must be shoped. it can't be real.

>> No.13953076
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>> No.13953086

>>13953033
My Mom made me a sonic the hedgehog cake for my 5th birthday. I'm sure it tasted fine, but the level of effort she put into it was incredible.

Thanks Mom!

>> No.13953098

>>13953086
Nice wholesome post, my man

>> No.13953295

Fuck off bittendork, keep your anti-white spam on /b/ where it belongs.
Your dad will always be white, and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.13953889

My wife makes me a different cake every year and they are always impressive. This year it was a chocolate maple cake. Last year it was an in Oreo cake. Bitch can bake but can't make a meal.

>> No.13954003

>>13953295
Details?

>> No.13954856

>>13953033
Last year I went to Tivoli for my girlfriend-at-the-time's birthday. They had this all-you-can-eat cake buffet with unlimited sparkling green tea (about 5% ABV). Fanciest cakes I've ever eaten. Needless to say, we did the thing you do when you're seven and eat until you're in literal pain.

Then we went on the rides.

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>>13953889
Has she ever cheated on you?
Does she have a male coworker that she sometimes flirts with innocently at work?

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>>13953033
We had a book of cook birthday cake designs and every year my mum and I would pick one and make it together.
One of my favourites was a fortress cake that used TeeVee snacks malt sticks as he walls. Similar to pic related

>> No.13956395

>>13954856
>tivoli
Goddamn it, you make me miss home. I haven't been back to Denmark since I was 8 years old and I acted like a cunt at Tivoli, like I was too mature and grown up for those kiddie rides. I miss being a child and having no responsibilities whatsoever. : (

>> No.13956401

>>13953033

cringe

>> No.13956437

>>13953033
is this real?

>> No.13956443

a pie
birthday cake is gross

>> No.13956483

>>13953033
Goddamn that girl is sexy af

>> No.13956504
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An actual honest-to-god pizza cake, something like pic related. My mom & my sister made it for me.

>> No.13956522

>>13953889
pls answer
>>13954995

>> No.13956525

>>13953086
Cute.

>> No.13956539

>>13954995
before i saw the tardis i thought that was yosaffbridge

>> No.13956568

>>13953033
Usually have a pumpkin pie instead of cake, but one year we got this weird multi-layer cake from the grocery store I haven't been able to find again or replicate
It was two thin layers of chocolate cake with mint whipped cream and chocolate flakes in between the layers
Really fucking good, would have again if I could

>> No.13956650

>>13953033
Whit people are fucked up

>> No.13956700

>>13953033
Cookie cake delivered to me at daycare playtime when I was in preschool. Vs. Racecar cake.

>> No.13956723

>>13953033
Italian rum white cake from this grocery store we go to often. Moist and delicious.

>> No.13956725

My mom made me a homemade cookie cake, but it was in the shape of Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls. She also painstakingly piped Bubbles' face and body and details onto it. I wish I had a pic. It looked like something you could order from a really nice bakery. I was like 8 and loved it. My mom is basically the best like that

>> No.13956747

>>13956437
Nah, entitled people never pretend to do things for others as an excuse to do something for themselves instead. Those girls are going to have great lives ahead of them.

>> No.13956782

>>13956725
Are you an autistic Korean-American named David?

>> No.13956899

>>13956483
Which?

>> No.13956974

>>13956782
No I'm white and the psych said I'm not autistic

>> No.13957659

>>13954003
Some hapa that hates white people and copes with it by spamming nigger supremacy threads on /b/ 24/7. One of the pics he uses is the uncropped version of the one that's shooped on the cake. In the full version you can see how fat the guy is, and his dick is shooped into quadruple size.
John Bittendorf, also goes by Tenda Spencer.

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>> No.13957864

>>13957863
based

>> No.13957865

>>13957863
>bake the cake, bigot

>> No.13957888
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I have never really liked cake but my friend made me a jello shot cake for my birthday once and I thought it was pretty neat.

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>>13953098
>>13956525
thanks but I forgot the pic. Only problem is I wish it were blue

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>>13953033
strawberry and banana filling, whipped cream on top

>> No.13958200

>>13957888
is it a cake though? it seems like just an upturned bowl of jelly

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>>13953086

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>>13957888
Looks cool. Would get drunk eating that.

>> No.13958386

>>13953033
Left baby looked like albino nigglet.

>> No.13958390

>>13958228
Ugh of course normie fake news outlets would think this based and redpilled cake was pathetic! If only Hitler were still alive to redpill them.

>> No.13958564
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>>13953033
Not a birthday cake story, but a good one nonetheless. My uncle was a world-class pastry chef that got me into cooking and introduced me to some amazing chefs in the Chicagoland area. We went to a pool party at Charlie Trotter’s place once. About 4 years ago he got stomach cancer and died within a couple months of contracting it. The man worked 14 hour days his whole adult life and he just dies in his late 50’s. His daughter, my cousin, had planned her wedding that fall before he got sick. Dying of cancer he was so upset he wouldnt be able to make his daughter’s wedding cake. His kitchen lead made the cake instead. When I saw it, I couldnt stop from crying. Pic posted below.
Fuck. I’m tearing up now boys.

>> No.13958569

>>13953033
My 5th birthday cake. The candles started a fire that killed more than 15 black people.

Delicious.

>> No.13959722

Whatever my parent's bought from the shop. I didn't like their home-made attempts.

>> No.13959866

>>13956539
>yosaffbridge
What? no not that stupid titcow whore

>> No.13960328

>>13957863
which 1 would u want to be?

>> No.13960378
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I made this for my brother's birthday. I think he liked it. I'm very proud of my efforts, probably the best thing I've ever baked.

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>>13953033
Who is the man on the cake?
I dont get this joke

>> No.13960407

>>13953076
that's dope

>> No.13960834
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>>13956504

>> No.13960964

>>13960378
what were the nails for?

>> No.13960969

>>13960964
Aerodynamics

>> No.13961024

Who is the man on the cake

>> No.13962010

>>13961024
>>13960392
me

>> No.13962019

>>13957863
IS THIS GACHIMUCHI THEMED

>> No.13963242

>>13953033
>teaching her girl to become a proper giga stacy at young age
n-nice.

>> No.13963271

>>13956539
who you calling tardis here, cunt?

>> No.13963275

>>13957863
how fucking horrific

>> No.13963282
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>>13958569
>a fire that killed more than 15 black people

>> No.13963283

>>13957863
Gays were a mistake

>> No.13963322

>>13960834
Fuck it, I'm going here after this quarantine shit blows over.

>> No.13964411

I had this berry chantilly cake that was really good

>> No.13964459

>>13960969
did it fly well

>> No.13965224

>>13962010
well then who are you?

>> No.13965471

>>13957888
Awesooooooomeeeee

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>> No.13965512

>>13956395
You better go back and visit soon, south Scandiland will be underwater in fifty years' time.

>> No.13966053

>>13953033
Boob cake my mom made when I turned 18

>> No.13966186

>>13960834
isn't lasagna kind of a pizza cake

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unironically

>> No.13966209

>>13958564
wtf is with bitches using eucalyptus in their weddings these last few years

>> No.13966509

Goddamnit you cakey fuckwits
who is the bla man on the fucking cake

>> No.13966561

>>13966509
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BG48ENgCEAAIDl9.jpg

>> No.13966594

>>13966561
But why would that be on a childs birfday cake?
Can someone explain whats going on here instead of pretending its normal?

>> No.13966598

>>13966594
wow, bigot

>> No.13966600

>>13953057
>>13953044
U scared whiteboi?

>> No.13966657

>>13966594
We don't have to pretend though.

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>>13953033
I got a durian birthday cake once. It was pretty great. No funk at all.

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>>13958569

>> No.13966860

>>13966186
more of a pasta cake.

>> No.13967857

>>13953076
I like Ratt too.

>> No.13967928
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Meanwhile in reality

>> No.13968475

>>13957863
>"Ooh Ooooh"

>> No.13968545

>>13965506
I have been laughing about this for like an hour

>> No.13968601

>>13955927
i wish my mom was like this

i miss my dad

>> No.13968659

>>13957863
That's up there with Kenboys' birthday

>> No.13968725

>>13966594
It is normal?