/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That's a perfect plan to get stalked and killed

This was one where I went particularly crazy.

>>13949170
How fat are you lol
Also are you trans

>>13949170
Show titts and then I'll answer, sweety

>>13949170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_kXdYDv3Mo

>>13949170

>run up a bill while at the same time not having to put out and still come out a morally good person.

Morally corrupted bpd whores actually think like this

go blog somewhere else, or tell your therapist

>>13949176
It is statistically safe. I have done it hundreds of times now over a couple years

gr8 b8 m8

>>13949170
>a system to indulge, and run up a bill while at the same time not having to put out
explain, I wish for the same

>>13949170
You forgot to write "Q.E.D.".

>>13949245
Thank you. It's funny only because it's true though. This is more from my expensive date with the married Sweedish engineer. What a jerk. I just kept ordering though.

Once I invited the wife an hour early after I finder her and we had a great lunch and sent him pics. Lol that's a different story

>>13949255
Well they are married. I am a Christian woman after all. They think I can't figure it out. Duh. Why else you only use tinder at work but live an hour away. Ok sure

They have a lot in the line and won't act out. I will just get up want walk out smashed as my Uber arrives. The bartender is well aware this will happen.

He ordered everything. Not me.

>>13949302

Living the dream. Why are most women so terrible at being women? If I were a woman with a mans mindset I would never pay for anything and use the prospect of getting in my pants as bait.

Well done.

>>13949302
> I am a Christian woman
You're doing the exact opposite what Chistianity is about. Most women really have no morals, that's why women's rights were a mistake. I hope you're larping. Either way, fuck off with your reddit tier blog post.

>>13949317
Thank you. Exactly. Since I have such a large set of obviously trash men who deserve it to prey on I don't even feel guilty. It's next next next.

>>13949302
I suppose. Seems like a pretty hollow existence.

>>13949329
>opposite of Christian.

No. I don't indulge in any sex with these married men. I provide a lesson. Don't stray suburban dad. It's dangerous and expensive to play. You won't get what you are looking for. Go home and be appreciative.

I don't see them again. I just make the situation hilarious so they sure won't go back to cheat in my whole neighborhood. I literally have regulars who stay to watch it go down.

The manager and bartender are aware. I have done this a lot over like two years now.

>>13949342
Yeah. It's free though.

I think I'd prefer paying for my own food over having to sit through a meal with someone I don't like just to get it for free. Seems like a lot of work.

>>13949347
Why are you calling them dad? That's a bit creepy

>>13949347
Can someone enhance the reflection and render out OP's face please?

>>13949257
How?
>>13949362
>A lot of work. Meh. I like to make it fun. I ask questions about them. What they do. Their relationships: family, friends, work,.... It's fun. Way more fun than watching TV.

>>13949347
>I literally have regulars who stay to watch it go down.
Shit, this ironically sounds like fun. Where you at OP, I want to spectate.

>>13949374
>Why call them dad.

Lol Daddy issues duh.

Rather than be a sucker for some cheating assholes game I get a free meal and have a collection of really amazing stories. I feel like a journalist, a force of Justice.

>>13949377
I am cute. It's how I get so many dates.

>>13949388
Tx

>>13949170
The hole speaks.

>>13949347
yep can see your reflection